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Welcome to Top Hat Conjurations

I am Daniel O'Coltarfield

My stage name is a play-on of David Copperfield and the word Occult, as I am a Bizarrist and I often draw inspiration from there.

I thought it would be fun to structure this like a DND Character Sheet!

Profession: Illusionist; Author/Blogger; Philosopher

Discipline: Legerdemain

Title: Magician; Wizard; Enchanter

What I post: Magic Tricks & Illusions; Thought-provoking Posts, Spiritual Messages, Alchemy Knowledge, Wizard Knowledge, Dionysian Phallic Worship, Furry Stuff.

#witchblr #preacher #merlin emrys #merlynean wizardry #glamour spells

[zalvor-seadrake]

FSM & Druidry

Is there a connection to the Flying Spaghetti Monster & Druidry? Many would likely say no. But take into consideration that having an open mind is a requirement when discussing new topics, and as Master Merlin always taught me: Magick is an Act of the Imagination.

One trait that Quob (the Flying Spaghetti Monster) is known for is His/Her Noodly Appendages. If you truly open your mind & look at things in Nature, you will see Quob's influence. Things that look like Quob's Noodly Appendages: tree branches & roots, grass, DNA, vines, plant stalks, wheat, grains, the brain, intestines, blood (the Red Sauce), any wire-like substance, various proteins, the human body when in its beginning stages of growth, the human reproductive systems, the human nervous system, the Aurora Borealis, most clouds...need I go on? Yes I do! Celtic Knots, the Triskelion, & pretty much any other Celtic symbol. Take this piece of Pictish artwork for example:

How does this NOT resemble noodle monsters? Because it does. Whether or not this is Quob's influence doesn't matter to me. My brain is trained, as a Wizard, to see patterns where others see nothing. Many pieces of ancient Celtic artwork involve knots & spirals, both of which resemble Quob's Noodly Appendages.

Even if you don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, deities of Chaos taking on strange & uncommon forms is actually pretty normal. Loki of Norse mythology took on forms such as a hare, a salmon, a fly, & a mare. Eris of Greek Mythology owned the Golden Apple of Discord which had the power to shapeshift into anything to aid Eris in sowing chaos. Literally all of the Celtic Gods are deities of Chaos in one way or another. So if Quob IS anything, they would be a Chaos deity. I like to think of Quob as a nice & truthful version of Bill Cipher from the show Gravity Falls. If you take the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster seriously, this would make complete sense! Quob's connections to Celtic mythology seem too strong to ignore! Quob is present in Celtic art, Celtic symbols, & even in the mythologies thems'elves! Most Celtic Gods behave like Pirates: invading & pillaging lands, stealing treasures, consuming mead (honey alcohol), participating in commerce & trading (aka bartering), & often being experts at seafaring. Spaghetti (Celtic knotwork & spirals), beer (mead), seafaring (pirate ships), & Sacred Pirates (Celtic Gods). This sounds a LOT like an early version of proto-Pastafarianism to me. DEFINITELY Lord Quob's influence in my life!

All Praises to Our Boyardee Baron 🤘

R'Amen /|\

#pastafarianism #pastafarian #druidism #druidic #merlynean wizard #merlynean wizardry #hail fåhgå #praise quob #flying spaghetti monster #fsm #fsmism #boddy henderson

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Arvyndase: the Magickal Language of the Silver Elves

I use the language known as Arvyndase for my spells, incantations, & sigils. It is a magickal & powerful language channeled,written down, & recorded by the Silver Elves. It is the most complete Elven language on record with over 30,000 words, 3 Scripts, & it's primary purpose is to be used as a language to speak/write spells, incantations, & rituals. Tho it can also be used in everyday conversation. I have been learning the language for quite some time now & I am finally fully comfortable with using it! I wish I would have known about it years ago! I have always been Elven, and recently discovered that my tribe is the Nobyndar Elves of the Usylyne Tribe. Had I have discovered this language when I was a teenager I could have been using it instead of having to learn dead languages LOL! I use Arvyn Script for my Sigils along with meteorological symbols of course! I use Sylvyn Script to write most of my spells.

#magick #wizardry #druidism #paganism #merlynean wizardry #storm sorcery #weather wizard #weather magick #arvyndase #elven language #elven faery #nobyndar elf #elf tribes #elf tribe #storm wizard #storm witch

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Merlyn: the Wildman of the Woods

Master Merlyn, the all powerful Wizard of history whose magick is highly coveted, is actually Myrddhin & is a Welsh God. He is the Lord of Nature, Poetry, Smithcraft, Healing, Knowledge, & Magick. He historically was a Pheryllt Druid & part of the original Dragon Priesthood (a fact few know about because of biased opinions no one asked for). He is MUCH older than the legends make him out to be! Since he is the Lord of Nature he is the God of Druidry (Art of the Oak Knower), and laid down the laws that govern how magick works. The British, Gaulish, & Gaelic Druids gathered at Stonehenge every turn of the season & paid homage to "a God of poetry, magick, & knowledge," and did the same thing upon the discovery of Mistletoe upon an Oak (a very sacred occurrence that was revered with ceremony & a golden sickle). This God was discovered to actually be Myrddhin. He is the Wildman of the Woods who rules over Madness, Revelry, & Liberation, a Title given to him after earning it upon his retreat into the woods after war to reconnect with the Old Gods & rediscover his magick. He is Nature, & we work with Nature as well as enjoy natural pleasures. We are of Merlyn & therefore are Merlyneans. His Staff is the Torch of Knowledge which he uses to light the way through the Shadow into the Light. His Mark is the Faeryblood given to His people being born of Faerie & therefore Changelings. Master Merlyn is the Gnaddr (pronounced NAH-thare) known in our Tradition as the original Dragon-Derwyd. It was He who had the prophecy of the Reg & White Dragons of Pendragon, which represents His connection to the Pheryllt Priesthood. This Draconic association of the Druids was lost long ago, but has always been remembered by the Welsh Bards who have always called Druids "Adders." (This would make that legend of St Patrick much more gruesome) What the Devil/Man In Black is to Traditional Witches, Master Merlyn is to Merlyneans.

If you reverse engineer the name of Merlyn's home, Carmarthen, from it's original name of Caer Myrddhin in Welsh, you eventually get Moridunum. It means "Sea-Fortress" and refers to an ancient name for Great Britain called Albion. This points to the Arthurian side of Master Merlyn. Do the same exact reverse engineering using the rules of the Welsh language with the name Myrddhin & you come up with Moridunos, meaning "He of the Sea-Fortress." This comes up with his Title as the Fortress of Albion. This bit of info comes from John Michael Greer's "The Mysteries of Merlin."

Master Merlyn's Wizardry is probably the most coveted in history due to how powerful he is. I am truly honored to be taught by Master Merlyn, and therefore his child: a Merlynean Wizard. I am a sworn Guardian of the Grimoire of Merlin, and some of the most sought after spells & incantations in history. For this reason the magickal community is after me & often tries to burn me at the stake (VERY hypocritical BTW! But if the world is after me then I take it as a compliment!). Merlyn isn't just an idea or a legend that unites us all, He is our deity & our father, the Father of Faeryblood. He is a Pheryllt Druid & the most powerful Wizard who ever lived.

#druidblr #magick #wizardry #paganism #merlynean wizardry #an wyn emrys #merlinean wizard #merlinean secrets revealed #merlinean wizardry #hail merlyn #the serpent set me free #the serpent set us free #pheryllt druidism #pheryllt druid #pheryllt #book of pheryllt

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A Lesson on the Elements

This is probably the most important lesson I have ever been taught. This is the lesson on how to conjure, transmute, fuse, & manipulate elemental energy even to the point of creating new energies. Make this powerful enough & it will erase all need for any tools (save for maybe something to channel energy through like a Wand or a Staff). Here goes!

Taking from Eastern philosophy we have these energy channels all over our body, called meridians. The 5 in the hand correspond to the 4 elementary forces of nature: Fire, Earth, Water, & Air + Spirit, along with vital organs: brian, lungs, intestine, kidneys, & heart. The elementary energies flow these meridians in the same pattern shown here for the hands & toes. To conjure any of the Elements, simply visualize said element flowing through the corresponding finger & toe. Increase its flow to increase the energy. Combinations of energies create composite energies based on elemental correspondences. Don't have any gemstones? Then conjure Earth energy & transmute it to fit the gemstone correspondence. Same goes for plants. Need passion & lust? Fire energy is GREAT for that! Need to curse or hex someone? The dark properties of Earth & Water energies are good for a multitude of different negative purposes. Need protection? Casting shields or wards using Fire, Water, &/or Air would prove pretty effective in protecting against just about anything. Pretty much any other kind of spell can be cast using this technique. The only limit to this power once you master it is imagination.

#merlynean wizard #merlynean wizardry #paganism #magick #druidism #wizardry

[zalvor-seadrake]

First post of this blog! I am a Pastafarian & a Merlynean Wizard. A strange combination that is somehow compatible! I am a Pantheist so to me the FSM is a metaphor FOR the Universe instead of its creator. A lot of things resemble His Noodly Appendages, which I will discuss in a different post. But the main thing He/She resembles is the human nervous system. Our eyes are His/Her eyes, the two hemishperes of the brain are His/Her Meatballs/Breasts, & our neurons are His/Her Noodly Appendages. These are gemstones you can work with to connect with the Flying Spaghetti Monster in meditation & dreams. The Merlynean Wizard practices come into play where all wizardry boils down to energy manipulation, except my wizardry is tailored to An Wyn Emrys Tradition.

#wizardry #grey school of wizardry #pastafarianism #pastafarian #an wyn emrys #merlynean wizard

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The Magick of Spiderowl the Grey!

As many of you know, I'm a Merlinean Wizard. But what type of magick do I use? Here is the answer to that:

Druidic 💙 That's right! My path is that of the ancient Druid. In reality tho, my path is a European Wizard (Druid) of the Merlynean Tradition. Have you ever read the Wizardology Trilogy? The basis of the Merlynean Tradition is in those books. Before you laugh & disregard my posts as nonsense, here me out. The Wizardology Handbook & its predecessor Guide to the Wizards of the World perfectly map out the path of the European Wizard. We work with Nature Magick, Druidry, Faerii Faith, Elven Magix, Forest Magick, etc. You get the idea. This is obviously rooted in the path of the ancient Druids of Celtica.

For thousands of years, the Druidic Tradition of Wizardry has remained in tact in the Occult Underground. The last "true Druid" was none other than Emrys Myrddhin of Avalon, aka Master Merlin. His secret teachings & Druidic magix were preserved & eventually brought back to the surface by Dugald Steer who edited the original books & created the Wizardology Trilogy. Merlin was the most famous & powerful of all Historical Wizards. I am his successor, a Prime Merlinean. Once his Apprentice, now a Journeyman in the Tradition. This Title is given only to those who decode the encyption spell cast upon the Liberae Merlinae Arcanus & its predecessors to reveal the Merlyean Tradition. We are the Keepers of the Tradition & its secrets.

My Craft as a European Wizard mimics that of the Celtic Faerii Faith & Elven Magix of the Seelie Court. I practice these Magix as a European Wizard: Nature, Faerii, Starcraft, Runic (Prime Base), Elven/Forest, Triskellion (Land-Sea-Sky, Secondary Base), Folk, Bardic (Storytelling, Third Base), Ovatic, & Druidic.

My lineage began in ancient Celtica with the introduction of the Druids from the ancient Tribe Tuatha d'Anu. I have this lineage spiritually through Merlin himself. The Wizardology Trilogy does *not* make up the entirety of the Tradition, only a small fraction of it. Each of us (few & far between but connected through secret networks) have an Encantus & a Grimoire of our learnings in the Tradition. Not ready just yet to teach the Tradition to Apprectices but very soon I will be. I just have to bring all these teachings back up in my memory & put it in my Encantus. This could take awhile.

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An Carow Gwyn

I have been reading the book An Carow Gwyn by Robin Artisson! My family has always had SERIOUS undertones of ancient Faerii Witchcraft despite most being Xrstian. I noticed this when I was about 13 or so asking why my grandmother had an iron horseshoe above her door. Her response was "because it keeps bad things out." I didn't understand until I started reading about old Faerii Faith beliefs of Scotland & Ireland. The Elfae (known to steal children in lore) are highly allergic to iron. So the energy of iron wards them away from homes protecting them. Only problem I have with that is I am half Elf so it always made me uneasy going in that house. Reading the book I mentioned earlier makes everything make sense to me! It made me realize that depsite my family's heavy Xrstian overtones, the core of my family's beliefs is and has always been Faerii Faith. I realized that I was raised in Faerii Faith (my mom keeping the windows slightly open when we were kids, leaving small plates of food out then throwing it away the next day, the family constantly referring to "Mother Nature", etc). This also explains why I have always been able to see the earth energy of trees & plants, feel energized during a thunderstorm, & have a strong affinity for wizardry. Merlin first appeared to me when I was 10 years old in the book Wizardology: Book of the Secrets of Merlin by Dugald Steer. Merlin has been with me my entire life! Why? Because according to ancient Faery lore, Merlin is a variation of the King of Faeries. He wanted me to see him in that light which is why he chose Dugald Steer's book to reveal himself to me (it has heavy overtones of Faerii Faith). An Carow Gwynn means "The White Stag" and refers to ancient Celtic beliefs about animistic faery beings, or as the New Age calls them, "the Gods." The White Stag is the King of Faeries across all of Keltia. Merlin is but one variation. It is through An Carow Gwyn & An Wyn Emrys (the correct name of Merlynean Wizardry) that I am awakening my ancestral religion within me & remembering WHY I was put here during this time. Yes, I still believe in Evolution. What I mean personally by "put here" is what the Shining Ones ("Elfae") have helped me decide that my life's purpose is. My purpose is to be creative & use my artistic abilities for majikal purposes.

#an carow gwyn #an wyn emrys #merlinean wizard #merlinean secrets revealed #merlinean tradition #merlynean wizard