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toadsarebitches · 1 month

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People will die on the hill that Arthur Pendragon didn’t love Merlin as if Arthur would ever let anyone talk to him the way Merlin does on an hourly basis

#your honor they are in love #Merlin is a bitch #and so is Arthur #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin x arthur

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ashildrofarcadia · 5 months

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I think it’s too perfect and convenient that Zoe and Douxie always have eachother. I’d love to blame every single slither of angst on Merlin but we know that one who is sensible must find other ways to make themselves miserable.

I think that they are constantly separated by either a curse or their own decision, because they know that if they rely on eachother all of the time it will inevitably lead to annoyance with each other, then conflicts, or the inability to unite and use their powers appropriately and intelligently when needed in a fight.

I think they separate for years at a time, with only a date set to meet again in the distant future, nothing else. No means of communicating with eachother. The only exception is the legitimate end of the actual world where all forces of magic and supernatural capabilities must unite.

#tales of arcadia #toa #trollhunters #trollhunters tales of arcadia #douxie casperan #hisirdoux casperan #zoe ashildr #zoe toa #Zouxie #wizards toa #emo wizards #merlin is a bitch #merlin toa #i’d love to hear your thoughts

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nyxi-pixie · 2 months

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90% of the problems in bbc merlin are caused bc that fuckass dragon was a committed merthur shipper but only in the sense that he had a crippling addiction to tragic yaoi

#kilgharrah was such a bitch like just bc u desperately need ur ship to be miserable doesnt mean u have to make evryone else miserable 2😭#'youre two sides of the same coin🥰 anyway u should definitely drive away this friend of yours and kill this kid' like STOPPPPPP #merthur #bbc merlin

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atdawn · 7 months

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MERLIN | 5.08 The Hollow Queen

#merlin #colin morgan #bbc merlin #merlingifs #tvedit #syfysource #userashley #ee #gifs #m #this post is dedicated to the person who reblogged my killing kind set and said 'oh he got hot?'#respectfully. do you live under a rock #it's like all those people surprised that mikeyway was handsome during the swarm tour BITCH HE'S BEEN HOT 🗣️#anyway this is on my list of merlin moments that make me want to eat glass #508

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akranen · 5 months

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We all know the picture. Well i drew it so there u go.

#art #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #morgana #morgana pendragon #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #merthur #morgwen #badass bitch

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lilli-eyr · 8 months

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there are only two kinds of merlin fans:

#like #i want my babies to be happy 🥰#and #I SUFFERED SO MUST MY BITCHES 😈#i love both types #i AM both types #GOSH I REALLY WANT A NEW SEASON #merlin fandom being delulu #merlin #merlin bbc

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dollopheadsandclotpoles · 21 days

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A normal day in the life of Court Physician, Gaius

#bbc merlin #merlinedit #mine #bbcmerlinedit #merlin #gaius #colin morgan #richard wilson #he's so fucking funny hsfgkjdhf capturing the exact energy of being a drama queen complaining about a person they love #look he needs to vent and be a dramatic bitch but he will get over it #it's funny cause all Arthur was doing this episode was courting Mithian and Merlin is like 'THIS FUCKING GUY'#'he just GOES AROUND courting whoever the FUCK he wants to without taking MY FEELINGS into account #I should LEAVE!! i should RESIGN and find someone who VALUES ME!!'#like ok babe v dramatic but I love you dhfgk

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brothersonahotelbed · 6 months

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i love cunty blondes . welcome to the stage arthur pendragon

#he's such a bitch to merlin i love when they argue it's like watching cats fight #clotpole behavior fr #loquitur #merlin

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tongjaitongjai · 1 year

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AU where Arthur comes back after 1,500 years and Merlin thinks Excalibur sword is very outdated at this point. It is 21st Century and unsurprisingly sword is not the best choice of weapons, magic or not.

So, Merlin creates him lots of new weapons, and soon discovers that Arthur masters everything fast and is ridiculously good at adapting everything to fight. Because if Merlin is the greatest Warlock to ever walk on earth, then Arthur is the greatest Warrior ever to exist.

So, at one point Merlin is just having SO MUCH FUN discovering Arthur’s very OP warrior skill because this man can make everything he holds a legendary weapon.

Modern Magic People being rescused: THE King Arthur is here to save us from the evil beast! look at his shining Exca..li..bur…?

Arthur, holding a ~magical and forged by Dragon’s flame~ airfryer: DO NOT DISRESPECT EXCALIBUR #2461

#Arthur: SHIT THE NEW GUN YOU GAVE ME BROKE AGAIN #Merlin: ehh try this #Arthur: isnt this a ‘glue gun’#Merlin: You are once and future king arthur what kind of king cant fight 50 meters beast with glue gun pathetic #Arthur: BITCH TAKE THAT BACK FUCKING WATCH ME #Merlin #merlin au #bbc merlin #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #crack post #merlin crack #merthur #bbc merthur #bbc arthur #arthur pendragon #my post

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tolicandco · 1 year

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I have so much to study but damn it I miss these bastards <3

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #Leon is in hell #all hail gwaine #best bitch out there #fr fr #gaius is so done with their shit #sir gwaine #my bbygirl #Morgana my queen

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whamber · 1 year

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I like it when they

#bbc merlin #merlin fanart #merlin #bbc gwen #mergwen #i love when they snoop #nosy bitches #my art

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ladyofthelake · 2 months

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I need to cleanse my brain after seeing such terrible takes on Arthur

People genuinely think at the core of their being and his that he is just an asshole who doesn't think Merlin is brave

(yet 5 minutes later drops everything because he has a dream or vision or whatever he thinks it was of Merlin and trusts him implicity to change their tactics at Camlann)

Like FOR THE LOVE OF CAMELOT I beg ya not to just get on the arthurs an ass train

YES he can be an ass and a prat but he is so much more so fucking much more than that and he loves Merlin to death (not even talking shipping here)

and if you can't see that and take his snarky or rude or hurtful things as gospel whilst being blind to the fact he was hurt when he said it AND DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT then there is no hope for you

#merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #fuck Im so pissed off now lmaoo #one of my faves scenes and all they can say is BuT hE wAs So RuDeaFTeRwradS #BITCH DID HE STUTTER???!!#HE SAID MERLIN WAS THE BRAVEST MAN HE EVER MET #AND HE MEANT IT #FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF WITH YOUR TERRIBLE TAKE

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euphoriaonpluto · 3 months

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I'm in desperate need of an arthur returns fic that begins like five years after the fact, when arthur has fully integrated into modern society and him and merlin are married and living normal 21st century lives. only to out of nowhere get sent back in time to when they first met in camelot. so now they have to redo it all while pretending that they aren't essentially millennials with twitter brainrot going insane from caffeine withdrawal

#merlin #merthur #arthur would be such a whiny bitch about it im crying imagining it #“why is everything so uncomfortable to sit on. merlin can't you just magic us a couch”#they get lost on patrol and merlin automatically goes to take out his phone to check Google maps and then gets an aneurism when he remembera #people overhear them speaking in modern english and are incredibly confused #“i would murder a man with my bare hands for sugar right now”#elevators and escalators are mourned like loved ones

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atdawn · 2 months

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