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btw any opinion you conceive of me, especially deduced from my online persona, is entirely viable to be incorrect. maybe i'm actually a bad person. maybe i'm actually worse than you could ever imagine!
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brothersonahotelbed · 2 months
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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brothersonahotelbed · 4 months
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you know how it is
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brothersonahotelbed · 6 months
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the queer experience of loving a male fictional character so much you want him (carnally) and want to be him (transgenderly)
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brothersonahotelbed · 7 months
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brothersonahotelbed · 6 months
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need a t-shirt that says "i am constantly sexual about angels" just in case any fallen angels walking the earth want to try me on
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brothersonahotelbed · 27 days
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no strings attached booping. yeah i'll boop you we're not even mutuals or following each other but you know what? 🐾 BOOP
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brothersonahotelbed · 10 months
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i'm not good at math but i can find god and sex in places you've never dreamed of
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brothersonahotelbed · 9 months
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if i was crowley at the end of s2 and i just had my world rocked because some gorgeous lesbians made me realize i was in gay faggot love with my best friend and i had prepared a whole love confession speech and then got told to "hold that thought" while the idiot fucking dumbass i'm helplessly in love with tells me about his plan for us to live in heaven and do angel shit when all i wanted was to kiss him under an awning in the rain and slow dance properly and maybe have wild sacrilegous siren-blaring gay sex with him i would've probably just dropped dead from embarrassment and grief and they would've had to scrape me off the floor into a dustpan and empty my remains into a furnace to be incinerated.
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brothersonahotelbed · 7 months
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is anyone else rotting
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brothersonahotelbed · 3 months
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happy taub T time thursday
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matching stigmata/crucifixion icons for you and your fellow faggots
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brothersonahotelbed · 5 months
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i love cunty blondes . welcome to the stage arthur pendragon
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anyone wanna tear it all asunder with me
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brothersonahotelbed · 6 months
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had a dream last night that i tried weed for the first time but instead of smoking a joint or eating an edible my sister handed me a stalk of a vegetable of some sort and i had to bite it off and eat it like that, and within minutes i was zonked out of my gourd. and then when i woke up this morning i was starving
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every day i am thankful that im no longer 15, 16, or 17 again. to anyone who's 15, 16, or 17, just know it gets better
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