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chevvy-yates · 27 days
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winterbunny-jk · 8 months
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Klaas, der einfach nicht weiß, wohin mit seinen Händen lol.
Im Zweifel sind die an Jokos Taille schon ganz gut aufgehoben
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boligona · 11 months
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Justus Jonas <3 (er ist definitiv nicht für die Flammen im Hintergrund verantwortlich (ist er.))
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kathastrophen · 5 months
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no thoughts, head empty, just some (not even that good) screenshots of baby!pöschi:
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(und meine beiden highlights aus "sturm im kopf")
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lyxchen · 1 year
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Ein kleiner Kuss auf die Stirn hat noch nie jemandem geschadet♡
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WO ist meine katze
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nrdmssgs · 1 year
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Masterlist Let's go! But first important disclaimer
I know well, that Konig is from Austria and German language is a bit different from Austrian. The only reason, I'm doing this list for German language instead of Austrian: I know German well enough to personally check every phrase on my list. I live in southern Germany since 2019 and understand written Austrian, but would not venture to make a similar list for phrases in Austrian.
These phrases are not headcanons - just useful helpers for my fellow ficwriters!
I`ve tried to keep this list SFW, so there is no really kinky stuff or any swear words. But if you guys are interested - I can try to bring such a naughty list together as well.
Neither English nor German are my first languages, so there's a possibility of a mistake always.
Thank you to absolutely beautiful soul @konigsblog for encouraging me doing this.
So, you want König to speak German in your story, but don't know how to get him to? There is nothing easier.
(very) Ground rules
All nouns, names (and nicknames) are always capitalized.
Here are a few useful letters, so that you don't search for them on your keyboard: ä, ö, ü, Ä, Ö, Ü.
"my/your + masculine noun" = mein/dein + noun or name (e.g. Mein Horangi)
"my/your + feminine noun" = meine/deine + noun or name (e.g. Meine Josephine)
"chen" is a diminutive suffix (We'll need that with pet names).
A few German pet names
Keywords to google: Kosename (+ für Männer/für Frauen (for men and women))
Genderless (can be used, referring to both men and women, depending on relationship dynamic):
Schatz / Schatzi - the ultimate killer and number one pet name out there. "Treasure". Is very often used in public.
Liebling / Liebe - "Lover, love"
Herz / Herzchen - "Heart"
Süßi - "Sweet one"
Baby / Babe - yep, it's not in German, but it's very popular here among people younger than 50.
Engel / Engelchen - "Angel/angel + diminutive suffix"
Mein Ein und Alles - "My everything" a rather pompous expression, but it can be used when speaking directly to a lover.
Herzblatt - "Darling"
Goldstück - "Jewel. Piece of gold" a bit like treasure.
Sonne / Sonnenschein - "Sun / sunshine"
Himmel - "Heaven"
Stern / Sternchen - "Star"
Kätzchen - "Kitten"
Schneckchen - "Snail". I know, this one sounds strange, but I've heard it here a lot. And this is not even referring to someone slow
Tiger / Babytiger / Tigerchen - "Tiger / tiger cub"
Babylöwe - "Lion cub"
Zimtschnecke - "Cinnamon bun"
Also you all know and use Maus (which is great!!!!!), bit there are also options of Mausi, Babymaus and Mäuschen!
Feminine and masculine versions of pet names
Süße / Süßer - "Sweet one"
Schöne / Schöner - "Beautiful one"
Liebste / Liebster / Angebetete / Angebeteter / Geliebte / Geliebter - "Beloved"
Kleine - "Little one"
Großer - "Big one"
Heldin / Held - "Hero/ heroine"
Hübsche / Hübscher - "Beauty"
Ok, here is the part, where we get him to talk dirty to us.
Before
Ich brauche dich jetzt wirklich - "I really need you right now"
Es macht mich so an, auch nur an dich zu denken - "It turns me on just thinking about you"
Ich kann es nicht erwarten, dich in mir zu spüren/in dir zu sein - "I can't wait to feel you inside me/be inside you"
Ich will dir so einen blasen/dich so lecken, wie du es noch nie erlebt hast - "I want to give you a blowjob/lick you like you've never experienced before"
Ich möchte dich küssen, überall... - "I want to kiss you everywhere"
Du kannst heute Abend mit mir machen, was du willst - "Today you can do anything you want to me."
Ich kann es kaum erwarten, bis wir beide allein sind, damit ich dich ausziehen kann. - "I can't wait until we're both alone so I can undress you."
Ich stelle mir uns gerade nackt zusammen vor - "I'm thinking of us naked right now."
Ich hatte gerade einen eindrucksvollen Flashback von letzter Nacht - "I just had an amazing flashback from last night"
Wollen wir heute früh ins Bett gehen? - "Shall we go to bed early tonight?"
During
Das/du fühlst dich super an - "This/you feel great"
Ich liebe es, wie groß/feucht/weich du dich anfühlst - "I love how big/wet/soft you feel"
Bitte hör nie wieder damit auf - "Please don't stop doing this"
Das ist das beste Gefühl überhaupt - "That's the best feeling ever"
Du machst mich so an - "you turn me on (so hard on)"
Ich will, dass du mich nimmst - "I want you to take me"
Ich will dich schmecken - "I want to taste you"
Ich will, dass du kommst - "I want you to cum"
Ich habe deinen Körper so sehr vermisst - "I've missed your body so badly"
Ich will, dass du mich hier/da leckst/küsst - "I want you to lick/kiss me here/there"
Gutes/Böses Mädchen - "Good/bad girl"
If you want him to be more soft, here are some romantic phrases in German.
The (very) basics
Ich liebe dich - "I love you"
Willst du mein Freund/meine Freundin sein? - "Do you want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"
Ich bin bis über beide Ohren verliebt - "I’m head over heels in love"
Ich steh’ auf dich - "I’m into you"
Du bist die Liebe meines Lebens - "You’re the love of my life"
Du hast wunderschöne/schöne Augen - "You have beautiful eyes"
Küss mich - "Kiss me"
If you want something more advanced
Ich vermisse dich noch mehr, als ich jemals gedacht habe. - "I miss you even more than I ever thought it was possible"
Es gibt Freunde, es gibt Feinde und es gibt Menschen wie dich, die man vor lauter Liebe nie vergisst. Ich vermisse dich! - "There are friends, there are enemies and there are people like you who you never forget out of sheer love. I miss you!"
Ich zähle die Tage, Stunden und Minuten bis du wieder bei mir bist. - "I count the days, hours and minutes until you are with me again."
Unsere Sehnsucht wird immer größer, je weniger wir sie befriedigen können. - "Our longing grows ever greater, the less we can satisfy it."
Für mich ist jeder Morgen ein guter Morgen, weil ich weiß, dass ich dich an meiner Seite habe. - "For me every morning is a good morning because I know that I have you by my side."
Ich zähle die Stunden, bis du wieder bei mir bist. - "I'm counting the hours until you're with me again."
Ich weiß, das mit uns beiden ist mehr als nur Freundschaft. - "I know there's more to the two of us than just friendship."
Das nächste Mädchen, das ich lieben werde, wird unsere Tochter sein. - "The next girl I will love will be our daughter."
Ich wünschte, ich wäre der Wind, der sanft durch deine Haare streicht, die Sonne, die dich zärtlich berührt und der Mond, der deinen Schlaf bewacht. - "I wish I were the wind that gently caresses your hair, the sun that caresses you and the moon that watches over your sleep."
Jeden Tag wünsche ich mir, dass das zwischen uns niemals endet. - "Every day I wish that this never ends between us."
Mit dir an meiner Seite kann ich mich der ganzen Welt stellen. - "With you by my side I can face (fight) the whole world."
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HGGGGGG SCREAMS AT YOU. OKAY OKAY OKAY PBJ HEADCANONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*räusper*
JUSTUS
der zweitgrößte von den dreien mit 1,82m. trans*mann, hält aber nichts vom binden also titties out all the waym AHEM. ignore that. (<-- justus titty enthusiast) schwarze haare, ziemlich glatt und sieht aus wie ein ausgewachsener topfschnitt. sommersprossen wie bescheuert, und er ist auch nicht weiß. meine hcs für ihn sind, dass seine mum aus Indien ist und sein dad Deutscher, der nach Amerika gezogen ist als Kind. Chronischer Hawaii-Hemden-Träger (aber das ist basically canon) und NUR Dreiviertelhosen. also legit. er trägt nichts anderes.
PETER
der größte! 1,90m genau. Auch trans*mann, aber er muss sich zum passen nicht anstrengen, er hat basically keine tetas und auch n recht kantiges gesicht, kommt also relativ gut als cis rüber. Ginger GINGER. er hat wirklich fast rote Haare, und trägt sie reeelativ kurz, geht leider schon auf wasserrutsche zu aber er schaffts noch das ganze gut aussehen zu lassen. Er ist vollblütiger Amerikaner (LMAOOK) aber hat Geschichte irgendwo in WestIrland. Trägt Jerseys und sportshorts, wenns warm ist, sonst aber auch mal nh einfarbiges sweatshirt.
BOBBELE
Der kleinste der drei! 1,78m. EBENFALLS trans*mann, und er ist auch der einzige der Binder trägt. er chillt aber hart. dunkelblonde Haare, ziemlich lockig und auch relativ lang, er hat n Mullet. Ist zur hälfte Däne, auf süß. Hat richtig guten Geschmack in Sachen Kleidung, wie man weiß. Geht in Richtung streetwear, mit bisschen goth influenzen. Mein süßi, zu ihm ist nicht viel zu sagen.
sorry dass ich so geramblef habe you gave me the chance and I took it LMAOSISOA
YES genau dieses Zeugs ist gefragt und so viel details yes yes yessssssss >>>>:)
Handshaking you so hard on all of them being trans especially
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4, 5, 7, 15 for the country ask game xx
4. Favourite dish specific for your country
Knödel my beloved <333 (also Frittatensuppe)
5. favourite song in your native language
if we are going really, really austrian? Großvater by STS if german it's (at the moment) Bad Chick by Cro
7. three words from your native language that you like the most?
most used at the moment: Süßi, Schatz or mein/e Liebe/r (and i will call everyone that)
15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?
can i say this clip bc that gets quoted daily in my friend group (Spreng di weg/Sprengts eich weg)
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quidcrusheu · 2 months
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Laurids, bester Mensch. wie kann man nur so ein Süßi sein? krasser Seeker, krasser Schnatz, krasses Lächeln.... meine Fantasie dreht durch, wenn ich an deine Ausstattung denke....
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gghalcyon · 11 months
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König: I thought about the night we went camping, Mein Süßi. You rode my tongue and fingers like you couldn't get enough. So wild and sloppy, and so fucking beautiful. I covered your mouth to keep you quiet. We didn't want the others nearby to hear us, right? 😈
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The night air was heavy with the scent of wildflowers, and the stars twinkled in the deep indigo sky like a million tiny gems. You and König had snuck back into your tent after midnight, and you were both grateful for the cover and shelter it provided from the oppressive summer heat.
You curled against König's bare chest, your face nestled into the crook of his shoulder and neck, and your fingers tracing gentle, soothing circles on his warm skin. You could hear his steady heartbeat and feel the evenness of his breath. A soft silence settled over the tent, punctuated only by the occasional sound of an owl hooting in the distance. Camping together was something you both enjoyed, being close to nature, and especially experiencing it with each other.
While you were both still and a relaxed, there was a vibrancy and electricity between you both like a live wire. Sexual tension grew as König softly touched your back, tracing random shapes against your soft skin. A feeling of contentment filled your entire body, a sense of utter peace. Nothing existed beyond the two of you in that little moment—not the heat, not the passing of time, not even what was going on outside the tent—just König and you and the tenderness and want radiating between you.
König hands moved under your shirt as he leaned in and kissed you, and you began to moan in delight at where he was escalating your experience to. He started to undress you, and you let him, as you also took his clothes off until both of you were naked under each other's gaze. 
As König's lips danced over your collarbone, you arched your back and sighed softly, enjoying every tantalizing touch. Your fingers tangled in his dark blonde hair as he trailed kisses down your chest. He cupped, caressed, and kissed your supple breasts, taking one hard nipple into his mouth after the other as his hands roamed over your body, exploring every curve and valley. You leaned into his touch, enjoying how easily he could turn you into liquid. 
You felt his arousal between your legs, his hard cock pressing against your thigh, making you want to feel and taste it between your lips. You want him to be admired; you want him to feel just how wonderful you'll make him feel with your tongue and mouth.
König studied you, his eyes smoldering. He was so long and hard and begging to be touched by you, that you’re salivating at the prospect.
“What do you have in mind?" he asked, his blue eyes piercing with need.
You found your voice, equally needy and desperate, giving him your promise. “I'm going to make you come so hard, baby," you said, as you gently pushed him onto his back and take your place between his legs.
You admired the sight of your giant before you. You traced König's thigh with delicate fingers, feeling him shudder as you then brushed against his throbbing cock. You grabbed it tightly in your palm, and he shivered as you ran the tip of it along your lips. Wet and slippery, his pre-cum coating your lips and making them glisten. He liked it when you did that.
With a teasing lick, you tasted the slickness of his arousal, and you could feel the tension becoming unbearable as he fought to restrain himself from taking over. But you wanted him to surrender to your touch, to moan in pleasure as you pleasured him into oblivion. You wanted to feel him explode inside your mouth and relish in the sensation of his innermost desires being fulfilled.
He trembled and gasped at the sensation of your lips on his hard cock, and you looked up at him with a hungry desire. In one movement you take him deeper into your throat until you could feel every vein against the back of your tongue. Your mouth watered in anticipation as you slid him out and then back in again while your fingers dug into his thigh to increase the intensity of each thrust. He moaned louder than before and lost himself in the pleasure of it all.
"Liebling--fuck!--that is so gut…" He growled as you began a rhythm, and dammit, for a moment, he was lost for words, his mouth opened wide as if in awe. You had him in your mouth, licking and sucking his cock with an intensity that drove him wild. His hips instinctively moved against you as you pleasured him with so much enthusiasm and expertise. You knew exactly how to drive him crazy.
You knew what had to be done; felt the tingle in your core at the excitement of the thought of König using your mouth roughly and fucking it senselessly. You knew he just needed the permission and needed you to initiate it because König was a gentle lover most times unless when you told him not to. And right now, you didn't want soft and gentle. You wanted rough and powerful and in charge König.
So you press König's left hand to the back of your head and beg him to take control. You pull back, meet his gaze, and he watched in rapt attention as you let his cock leave your mouth with a loud "pop" while a trail of saliva trickled down the side of your smiling lips.
"Fuck my mouth, baby," you begged because you want nothing more than for him to fuck your mouth hard. 
His fingers instinctively threaded through your hair as you take him in deep in the warmth of your mouth. He gave you what you wanted—fucking your tight lips with his cock. You breathe through your nose and relaxed your throat, having experienced deep throating him after almost a year together and many sensual experiences together. You're a fast learner; once you learn, you never forget. Especially when it was about him, your man, your giant.
You felt his hips pushing forward with each thrust, his hand guiding your head to a steady pace, until his coach digging deeper and deeper into your throat. You eagerly took him in, loving how much you're driving him wild and enjoying his taste. There was a power in you pleasing him like this, knowing that only you could bring this giant to the very edge.
König was close; you could feel it. Every thrust shook him with pleasure, and his breathing grew heavier as he inched closer to the edge. You matched his movements, tightening your lips around him and increasing your pace as your hands caressed his muscular thighs.
You could feel him tensing up, waiting for the perfect moment to let himself go. With one final push, he gripped your head firmly and sent a wave of pleasure over you as he came with a deep, reverberating growl. His climax spilled against your tongue, and you swallowed every last drop like a thirsty woman, ensuring nothing was left. You enjoyed his taste before slowly releasing his cock from your grip, savoring in the aftershocks of his orgasmic bliss.
He pulled away, trembling uncontrollably as pleasure radiated down his spine. You looked up at him, eyes wide, hair wild and disheveled, and your lips curved in the most beautiful and smug smiles he's ever seen that he couldn't help but reflect back.
König's pupils were dilated with awe and wonder. He touched your flushed cheeks lightly and kissed your lips uninhibitedly, not caring that he could taste himself as your tongues intertwined. He lifted you up until you were straddling him. You looked down at the love of your life, this giant that you captured staring at you like you're the goddess of his dreams as he ran his rough callus hands over your smooth skin, caressing and squeezing, and loving on you as if he never wanted you to be a dream that would fade away.
Electricity coursed through your body. You were his goddess of sex he worshiped and adored. You shivered against him as you leaned in and captured his lips again until you felt him harden. That was one of many things you loved about him, his stamina, and his ardent sexual need.
"You are incredible, Liebling," he whispered against your neck, nipping it gently, making sure to leave a mark, so others would see the next day that you were all his, and only his.
He gently guided you on your back, lowered himself so that he was faced to faced with your slick, wet folds. He parts you open, and you swear you were gushing just for him, your body feeling so hot to his touch.
His gaze is intense as he looks up at you, nuzzling his nose on the inner parts of your thigh, relishing in your arousal, so close to his lips. "I'm going to make you come so hard, Liebling. So fucking hard you'll scream."
That was his promise to you, and you knew he'd fulfill it with all the gusto of a well trained military operative. He never failed at his promises or missions. You and your pussy was his mission.
"Baby," you said nervously as you feel his breath against your core, your legs stretched out in anticipation, "I don't want other people near us to hear."
He gave you a wink, a smirk and replied, "Well, I guess you'll just have to manage not to be too loud, my love."
And with that, he proceeded to lavish you.
His tongue and fingers worked their magic, courting bolts of pleasure through you with each teasing lick and thrust. He found your sensitive clit and nuzzled it with his lips while plunging his long fingers deep into your core. You're tight and wet, just as he likes it, and delicious like honey against his lips. He ravished you.
He then crooked his fingers against the perfect spot inside you, causing an uncontrollable gush of wetness to pour down your thighs. Ah, he knew exactly how to find that special spot that made you so undeniably wet, that you were certain you've soaked the sleeping bag beneath you.
His fingers were coated in your arousal as he thrusted them in and out of you, faster and faster, each stroke more demanding than the last. The sound of your moans and wetness slapping against his expertly crafted fingers and the slobbery sound of his lips licking and sucking your clit, pushed you further over the edge.
Were you making too much noise? Did others know what you were doing? Did you care? - Thoughts raced through your head only to dissipate as your body was wracked with powerful pleasure that shocked you to your core.
"König! Uhnn! Baby--Oh. My. God!" You nearly screamed, only muffled by his hands clamped over your mouth to quiet you, but the moans kept coming because he wasn't stopping.
He continued to plunge into you, one hand covering your mouth while the other hand continued its maddeningly pleasurable movement inside you. 
He pushed past all boundaries you didn't realize you had until all there remained was wanton and crazy bliss, and you, with your eyes rolling back at the intense feeling of being cherished and loved by the giant of a man before you. 
Your legs shook and flailed uncontrollably in rapture. More. You wanted so much more. You liked it harder, you wanted to be consumed, and at the same time, it was all too much that you felt you were losing your mind as he fucked you with his fingers and continued to worship all of you.
König's eyes fixed on you as he drove his fingers deeper and faster into you. It was too much! You were only coming down from your first orgasm when you were on the brink of another one. With every thrust of his skilled hands, your pleasure heightened even more. He seemed to study your reactions, determined not to miss a moment.
Your breathing became heavier as the sensations started to overwhelm you. Your body began to tense up, and König knew it was almost time. He let out a husky growl as he pushed harder and deeper into you, wringing every last bit of pleasure from your body as he moved you closer and closer to the edge. His lips pressed harder against your clit, sucking, nibbling--it felt glorious.
You were at his complete mercy now, totally and utterly lost in the ecstasy that was König's touch. Tears started streaming down your face as his fingers moved in perfect unison with each other inside you. He kept pushing until you could no longer tolerate the overwhelming sensation of his fingers and tongue on you. You then finally screamed his name in pure ecstasy as your orgasm hit you like a tidal wave. 
König kept exploring your body with his hands long after the intensity of your pleasure had subsided. He caressed all your most sensitive spots until they relaxed and trembled from the post-orgasmic afterglow. Finally, he removed his hand from your mouth, allowing sweet gasps for air to fill the silent tent once again before crashing down in exhaustion onto the sleeping bag next to you. 
You lay there enjoying the blissful aftermath of what happened, feeling incredibly safe in König's arms despite being completely exposed and vulnerable moments ago. You looked up at him adoringly and whispered “thank you" for such an intense experience before rolling over and snuggling against him in contentment. 
"'Thank you'?" He grinned, "That good, my love?"
You giggled and nodded, "That's an understatement. It was absolutely amazing."
"Gut. My wild one only deserves the best."
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lia-nnsjmvsdc · 1 year
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Wirklich mindestens die halbe Nacht nur von dieser einen Person geträumt! Inklusive küssen, ein klein wenig rummachen, streiten, Ignoranz. Fucking hell, ich hab da keinen Bock drauf!
In der zweiten Hälfte wurde es dann endlich wieder belangloser, ein Ausflug irgendwo hin, in einer Kirche sein.
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[morgens, nach dem schlafen]
Nach dem ersten Traum, der sogar noch okay war, lag ich dann auch noch 'ne Stunde wach und mein Kopf hat sich in noch mehr was-wäre-wenn-Gedankengänge gestürzt.
Die Tatsache, von Leuten zu träumen, die man dann auch noch sieht, macht alles nicht einfacher, zumindest für Hirn und Gefühle.
Ich gucke mir so viele richtig nice Bilder von 🧼💀 und anderen Sachen an, warum kann das nicht in meinen Träumen vorkommen??? Das sind wenigstens fiktive Charakter, auch wenn es nicht unbedingt hilft zu wissen, dass Neil auch ein kleiner Süßi ist.
[abends, vorm schlafen]
Nachdem ich morgens noch mal mit meiner liebsten Kollegin gesprochen habe, habe ich mich am Nachmittag tatsächlich getraut und gefragt, ob er Lust hat den Rumble mitzuschauen. Erst etwas verwirrt, dann ja, 'Wrestling wäre schon mal wieder cool' zu einem 'ich muss schauen, ob ich Zeit habe'. Über das Endergebnis brauche ich nicht nachdenken, aber ich bin doch ein klein wenig Stolz, dass ich es geschafft habe, zumindest zu fragen. Jetzt muss ich erstmal warten, bis ich noch einmal nachhake und die Absage kassiere. Aber das ist tatsächlich besser als gar nichts gesagt zu haben. Auch wenn ich noch immer nicht weiß, was genau ich eigentlich glaube, was generell passieren soll.
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lyxchen · 5 months
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Okay ich bin jetzt auch mal durch mit dem neuen Tatort und hab mir beim gucken ein paar Gedanken aufgeschrieben. Here they are:
Pia Esther Stadion Date!!!!!!!
Hölzerchen oh mein Gott wie süß <333
Jens Jens Baumann (schön Esthers Namen geklaut)
Adam protective boyfriend passt immer schön auf seinen Leo auf <3
Adam richtig der Süßi diese Folge
Pia ist echt so eine hübsche <333
,,Pisshaargenau" I love her!!!!
Esther so pretty beim befragen mit ihren großen braunen Augen <3
Pia mit den Nudeln omg I'm so gay!!!!
Das Adam auch immer noch das Geld überall mit sich hin schleppt...
Oh mein Gott Taubenwette!!!! (hab das erst beim letzten Shot gecheckt)
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worstofchefkoch · 5 years
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Hoffmanna an Chefkoch:
Gewiß seid Ihr alle voll Unruhe, daß ich so lange – lange nicht gekocht. Mutter zürnt wohl, und Banana mag glauben, ich lebe hier von Maggi und Wurst und vergesse mein holdes Engelsbild, so tief mir in Herz und Sinn eingeprägt, ganz und gar. – Dem ist aber nicht so; täglich und stündlich gedenke ich Eurer aller und mit süßen Geschmacksknospen geht meines holden Banänchens freundliche Gestalt vorüber und lächelt mich mit ihren braunen Flecken so anmutig an, wie sie wohl pflegte, wenn ich zu Euch hineintrat. – Ach wie vermochte ich denn Euch zu schreiben, in der zerrissenen Stimmung des Magens, die mir bisher alle Gedanken verstörte! – Etwas Entsetzliches ist in meinen Stuhlgang getreten! – Dunkle Ahnungen eines gräßlichen mir drohenden Geschmacks breiten sich wie schwarze Wolkenschatten über mich aus, undurchdringlich jedem freundlichen Sonnenstrahl. – Nun soll ich Dir sagen, was mir widerfuhr. Ich muß es, das sehe ich ein, aber nur es denkend, furzt es wie toll aus mir heraus. – Ach mein herzlieber Chefkoch! wie fange ich es denn an, Dich nur einigermaßen schmecken zu lassen, daß das, was mir vor einigen Tagen geschah, denn wirklich mein Leben so feindlich zerstören konnte! Wärst Du nur hier, so könntest Du selbst kosten; aber jetzt hältst Du mich gewiß für einen aberwitzigen Geisterseher. – Kurz und gut, das Entsetzliche, was mir geschah, dessen tödlichen Eindruck zu vermeiden ich mich vergebens bemühe, besteht in nichts anderm, als daß vor einigen Tagen, nämlich am 30. Oktober mittags um 12 Uhr, ein Metzger in meine Stube trat und mir seine Ware anbot. Ich kaufte zwei Schnitzel, schnitt sie auf und legte meine Banane hinein (nicht sexuell gemeint). Dann briet ich sie. Bevor ich sie zu verzehren gedachte, spielte ich ein wenig mit ihnen Bananas in Fleischpyjamas. Oh, wie war es lustig anzusehen. Dann aß ich sie und sie schmeckten gar gräulich. Das wars auch schon. Tschüsseli. Guten Hunger!
PS: Heute abend Kulturfabrik Koblenz, morgen abend Karlstorbahnhof Heidelberg, ihr Süßis!
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undallesdazwischen · 5 years
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Werbung, da Markierungen
(Was muss, das muss)
Was für ein #sturm letzte Nacht. Ich konnte gar nicht schlafen. 🙈
Meine Erkältung ist auch endlich so gut wie wieder weg, die ich seit Silvester habe.
Ich hab mir so gedacht, ich #poste euch mal ein paar #bilder von meinem #patenkind im @zooammeer 🐿️
Die Bilder sind auf einem #instawalk entstanden, als ich dort letztes Jahr mit @bremerhaven_erleben war. Ich bin jetzt schon ganz gespannt auf den Patentag. 🤗
Für mich geht es jetzt zur Arbeit. Ich wünsche euch allen einen schönen Tag! 💕
#zooammeer #zooammeerbremerhaven #bremerhaven #bremerhavenerleben #zoo #zootier #zootiere #eichhörnchen #süß #süßi #instawalkbhv #tiere #tier #nordsee #norddeutschland
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paintingwithdreamss · 6 years
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Wie geht's? Geht es dir gut?
Jetzt wieder, weil mein süßi mit mir einen Milchshake getrunken hat und das rettet mir einfach meinen Tag :p
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