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limlibrary · 15 days
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Canadian Fundamentals of Nursing 6th Edition Potter Test Bank
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trapmusiicandmakeup · 20 days
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Once this semester is over I’m back in my self care bag , getting dressed , taking pictures . Nursing school takes that away from you but this is my first summer NOT in school ( pre Reqs to get done faster) and I’m going to take advantage of it !!! Med surg + mental health whooppped me . 4 weeks left !!!!
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bicinstitute · 1 month
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My toxic trait as a nurse is always forgetting to take the fridge-cooled antibiotics out to warm up in time and warming them up between my boobs
So just so you know
You’re getting boob-warmed medicine
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fatimatalentree · 1 year
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We are looking for Full-Time RNs across different units within Houston.
Consistently ranked one of the Top 15 hospital systems in the country and #1 in Texas
A brand new state-of-the-art facility
Ultimate flexibility – Self-Scheduling for 6 weeks
Lots of cross-training opportunities and freedom to transfer units
Openings across multiple units and both day/night shift
Full-Time Permanent position w/ Full Benefits
Salary Range - $40/hr (1yr) to $60/hr (10-15+ years) + shift differentials
No hospital experience is necessary! Training will be provided
ADN and BSN both accepted
Sign-on bonus up to $20,000 For more information, you may send me an email at [email protected]
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reginaphalange2403 · 2 years
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I was really slaughtered by my elderly patients today:
“Are you 12? You look like you’re 12.” *I am in fact 20*
“What’s wrong with your eye🧐?” *I am blind in my right eye and sometimes get a lazy eye because of it, thank you for noticing*
“Do you dye your hair? It looks like it” *i dyed my hair lighter a few months ago but I guess it’s growing out now thanks for letting me know🙃*
Old ppl really know how to bring up your insecurities don’t they😅
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heardatmedschool · 2 months
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ICU Resident *evil smile*: Damn, looks like your are having a very quiet shift…
Night shift Med-Surg Resident: NOOO, LAST TIME YOU SAID THAT I HAD TWO PATIENTS BECOME SEPTIC, FUCK YOU
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shameboree · 7 months
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remember that one time i was like "icu nurses are so annoying." anyway youll never guess the job offer ive accepted
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I work in float pool which means I don't have an assigned floor, I just go wherever in the hospital is short staffed that night, and it gives me an interesting perspective on the hospital that I don't think you get when you have a home unit and only occasionally work outside of it. Namely that almost every unit in the hospital is convinced that they have the most difficult unit, and the weird thing is that almost every unit is correct. And sometimes I wish I could convey respectfully to the occasional person every unit in the hospital is hard in a unique way but also it's not unique that your floor is hard, if that makes any sense.
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nursebokatan · 2 months
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I've been thinking a lot about what kind of nurse Bo-Katan would be *motions to my user and the fact I wear a Bo hoodie to the hospital every day*
Some of y'all might jump to her being a trauma nurse, a flight nurse, an ICU or NICU nurse... But listen...
She's definitely a MedSurg baddie. Bo is that hardcore veteran charge nurse that can start an I.V. in your most difficult patient, WILL take no BS from physicians, protects the baby nurses, nursing students, and CNAs like her life depends on it, all while dealing with seven patients on her own and somehow keeping a level head even on the most chaotic days (full moon shifts 😣) bc this woman has seen Some Shit(tm).
She's the unit mom even though she doesn't understand how or why she's gotten such a title. Something of a celebrity around the hospital whose Vocera rings all the time when someone on another unit needs help with I.V.s since she knows how to use the ultrasound vein finder.
Bo-Katan has been a nurse for fifteen years and she will always volunteer to take students and loves to gather all of the nursing students on the unit when they're there to show them different procedures and she will JUMP on your ass if you are bullying them or being dismissive. Unit nursing manager is scared of her <3
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limlibrary · 15 days
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Porths Essentials of Pathophysiology 5th Edition Norris Test Bank
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fauvester · 5 months
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svsss hospital au (aka take your blorbo to work day). SQQ would’ve been an ID doc if the money for neurology wasn’t sooo good. and he does love all the accessories and fancy little accoutrements. LBH was his intern at a very toxic program when he was a neurology fellow and fell ass over teakettle in love with him for doing such things as Telling him he did a good neuro exam and Letting him go early that one time. LQG is the new star ortho attending who SQQ rags on for not knowing “body medicine” (LQG: I was in AOA with you, shidi!) SQH is either the palliative/pain attending or the long suffering charge nurse who couldn’t afford med school. the demons are surgeons (trying to think of a class of physicians who prompt such a strict and violent hierarchy). MBJ is the IR chair (both a proceduralist/workhorse of the hospital AND a lover of cold dark solitary radiology rooms) and SHL is the worlds first plastics doc who enjoys ED trauma surg consults because she loves seeing fucked up hands and faces
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seaswalllow · 1 year
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courviknight · 22 days
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yeah i don’t think i can do this guys 😞 i am a complainer. a whiner, if you will!!! i am going to go through hell for the next 2 weeks i swear im going to explode or smth 😞😞😞
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MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION
YOU CAN EXPECT NAUSEA, TACHYCARDIA, AND DIAPHORESIS
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faggotmarshmallow · 2 years
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IT HAS BEEN SEVERAL MONTHS BUT I FINALLY GOT A FUCKING JOB OFFER
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