#me nodding

[alternatejersey]

i just went through ur me nodding tag and had a GOOD hearty chuckle. u are so funny

QUEEEN who knew I used that tag so much this is actually me at each post #relatable #girl

#ME NODDING #also when jose posted this it had me ROLLING #muffy sis... the carbs #karina u make me chuckle 😎🕺😭

[buggachat]

remember when miraculous ladybug finally decided to do an "adrien hangs out with The Guys" episode, like how we get scenes of marinette hanging out with The Girls all the time, but i guess the writers decided that the only way adrien would fit in an environment with a bunch of guys was if they were in a gay night club, and the night club was adrien's bedroom, and they were throwing around rainbow glitter and kissing each other and blasting The Village People so loud that it almost killed his already dead mother and

#everyone come get your bi-weekly ''buggachat thinks about Party Crasher'' post #''there is no canon evidence that adrien is LGBTQ'' yeah well try to explain the existence of party crasher to me #like why else would they write it like this #nino: hey dude let's throw a party at your house. GUYS ONLY!!!! #adrien: i dont understand the gender distinction but can we blast The Village People? on my special edition rainbow record w rainbw glitter #adrien: and can nathaniel and marc kiss me? #nino (nodding along): yes. of course.

[sourscratched]

unsleeping misc

#dimension 20 #my art #the unsleeping city #lou as kingston insisting on pretending to dance while he and pete discuss the extremely ominous and harrowing things that just happened #unparalleled comedic genius #also the I Went To A Wedding With A Pigeon text is THE funniest ricky line to me #so goofy but also something so sweet in the seriousness with which it was delivered #the npcs in the 2nd pic from L to R are: #top row: Esther - Ana and Emilia - Maddie Park #bottom row: Nod — Dee — JJ #i need to get back to making full finished pieces argh

[bigcatbulges]

Source - CanyneKhai

(Artist's Patreon Fanbox Gumroad FurAffinity Plurk Pixiv Bluesky YouTube and SFW Twitter)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry fundoshi #artists twitter above #love when furries wear white underwear and one drop of sweat makes it see thru #putting on my opera glasses and starting at the bulge while nodding #his dick is probably so beautiful I don't even want it inside me because that means i have to stop looking at it

[noodles-and-tea]

👀

#oh donkey Arthur your 10 seconds of screen time will forever live in my heart #a small throw away joke to make Arthur look stupid? #no sir what you’re looking at is something so special and important to me #I’ve noticed that there’s a pattern for the episodes that’s like it goes a serieous episode followed by a silly filler episode #so actually it goes plot then filler I’m realising I just hadn’t used proper terms for it cause I’m stupid #but after the last episodes of s2 and then the two at the beginning of s3 #I was waiting for my silly episode reward #and boy howdy that was a silly episode #(im sick atm please just polite laugh and nod and be on your way) #my art #Merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon

[kausparty]

hi so basically i've fallen into salmonmac hell and have sucked up every ounce of content like an ameoba. finished hit the road recently and i like their wedding outfits from the dress up minigame a normal amount

#this is my fav variation of them wearing wedding outfits but the ones from the cartoon are also very good. sam wearing a dress is everythin #though max in pants is just plain wrong 2 me so when they get legal gay married i think they should both wear dresses. *Nodding to myself* #also max looks different from in my last post Sorry i realized that this design is peak as it is and i shant do anything to it #sam and max #freelance husbands #drawn in graphite and colored digitally btw <3 #my art #RETURN OF THE BLANK BACKGROUND sorry i'll never change

[moonlitkissing]

I want to ruin a boy with a mean domme friend soo badd

Poor thing being stuck between my praise and her degradation, not knowing who to listen to - maybe my friend gets really pushy, throws him around a bit, fucks him from behind until his head lands in my lap and she drags his face right to my center, telling him that good whores know their place without being shoved there first, and that he better hurry up

Meanwhile, I'm cradling his face and asking him if he wants to be my good boy, and wipe the tears from his cheeks - tell him how pretty he looks all fucked out like this and how good those cute whimpers would sound smothered between my thighs, don't you think, pretty boy?

Just - torturing a sweet boy for a bit

#she speaks #fem domme #gentle fdom #nsft concept #subby boys #sorry if this is bad #it came to me under the shower #I'm still not expressing exactly what i mean but hngg pretty boy being kinda panicky and fucked out and relaxes into me #until he just nods along to praise and degradation equally taking whatever we give him

[xiewho]

obsessed with their dynamic actually

based on this post

#my dialogue is ooc bc gorgug would honestly just go with it #like he just raises an eyebrow and nods his head in understanding #like oh we're doing one of these again !! sure #business class bit you will always be funny to me #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #my art #i love cig figs so much

[milktea-grn]

st. andrews

#save me depressing teenage roy siblings save me #song i listened to while drawing this; no below - speedy ortiz #ruminating on roman's experience and how they navigated it #now one may see this and think igby goes down #don’t get it twisted. alas roman roy #also ken is doing that thing when he talks where he nods his head a little Ok thats allbye #succession #succession fanart #roman roy #roman roy fanart #kendall roy #kendall roy fanart #shiv roy #shiv roy fanart #my art #reblogs are welcome

[shegoesbyjoy]

the quiet show of support from kim despite his own nerves... the playful ribbing between the two of them... the image of kim lending a crying harry his handkerchief, doing what he can to dry this broken man's tears....... these moments are really making me feel some type of way alright

#these two men make me physically ill #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrier du bois #kimharry #harrykim #esprit de corps #i checked fayde for mentions of handkerchief but nothing about this crying incident came up so i have to assume it happened off screen #and in other instances of you crying in-game kim will turn away to give you privacy #even here in this scene he tells you not to “emote” so much in public right after #so that leads me to wonder: what were the circumstances that led kim to actually lend harry his handkerchief??? #ALSO you only get the half smile & nod in the first scene if your kim reputation is high enough otherwise he's crabby about it!!!! #once this man has decided he likes you he will follow you into hell and back <3

[shepscapades]

It’s okay :] Even if no one understands what’s going on as well as Doc does, he’s got a couple of good listeners that keep him sane =w=

#ehehehehheehehehehehee don’t look at me #dbhc #hermitcraft dbh au #docm77 #dbhc doc #dbhc ren #dbhc xisuma #xisuma #xisumavoid #docm #doc #renthedog #rendog #ren #art escapades #hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #listen listen listen #ren and x keep him sane in two very different but very important ways #ren just nods and smiles and wags his tail #x will theorize with him and work with him on stuff :3 theyre very good research partners =w= #dbhc art

[weebsinstash]

I'm not typically a fan of pregnancy au stuff for hazbin because it introduces a hell lotta new questions, but anyways, I DO find it absolutely entertaining thinking about a Reader who did the nasty with Alastor and had kind of a friends-with-benefits situation with him and he does his whole 7 year disappearing act without warning you or telling you anything at all (assumedly because he did not have a choice or opportunity) and he comes back, knocking on your front door, "say, doll! What's say we mosey on over to our old favorite jazz club to catch up on old times?"

and suddenly peeking out from behind your back is just the cutest little fawn with a head full of curls who is very clearly Alastor's son, clutching at your apron, "Mama, isn't he the man you listen to those old recordings of? He sounds the same"

Alastor feeling this, this WARMTH in his chest as you invite him inside your home and it's completely different from the last time he was there, filled with everything your son could need, his drawings and report cards from that nice school you break your back to afford stuck lovingly on the fridge and a hot home-cooked meal currently cooling on the stove as Alastor's invited for some food... if he feels comfortable. You and him discuss privately where your son can't hear as you get all weepy, "I'm sorry, but when you disappeared, I couldn't... ASK you what you would have wanted... I didn't want to have some kind of, of PROCEDURE and you hate me for it... and even from the very first scan, I loved him so much... he's my entire world... I couldn't even CONSIDER... getting rid of him. He's my beautiful smart baby boy and i would die for him"

Genuinely I think it would be real funny if Alastor is initially quite jealous actually for having to share you with a CHILD, but the more time he spends around the young boy, the more he realizes, oh, this is quite the upstanding young fellow! His mama raised him right and he likes to help around the house, likes to read lots of books, loves all kinds of music, helps his mother on all the crosswords and word searches and puzzle books, and he's smart enough to suss out pretty quickly, "sir are you my father"

and the second your son receives an answer, just, KICKING THE RADIO DEMON IN THE SHIN, "You're a horrible man!! You call yourself a gentleman but you left my mama to raise a baby all by herself!! You're terrible! Incorrigible! Disrespectful! Untoward!--" Your young son is breaking out the goddamn dictionary and synonyms on this man, "you lying, deceitful, devious, DEPLORABLE--"

And Alastor is watching this little kid threaten to beat his ass and not even caring that he's up against The Infamous Radio Demon, just shouting at Alastor until the young boy is absolutely changing colors in the face, getting SO SO upset for his mama that he's ready to FIGHT OVER IT, and Alastor is just, essentially, breaking out into laughter, "oh, so you ARE my son!! Aren't you a gutsy one!! Put JUST a little force behind that next one and it might actually sting a bit!" and pats the boy on the head. That settles it; he's accepted as Alastor's son like THAT

Of course, Alastor now caring for this boy does not come without its... complications. There might be some 'incidents' if you, for example, have other positive role models for your son, other men who are regularly coming around, making Alastor's new position as the boy's father and your not-quite-husband (yet) feel threatened and unstable and encouraging the Radio Demon to 'act out'. You're so happy to have Alastor back in your life that you don't even notice things are a little off until your son starts mentioning things like "Mama where did Mr Thomas go? He used to come by every Thursday to play chess but I don't remember seeing him for a while?" "Mama I know Benson has bullied me and pushed me down and stolen my things but I saw his mom crying outside the bookstore earlier saying he's gone missing and I think we should help look for him" "Mama I know Mr Alastor said we don't need her and he can teach me but I also like my old piano teacher. Could I have some lessons with her and some with Mr Alastor instead of just all of them with him? I miss Ms. Mason"

But like... you don't want to deny Alastor a relationship with his child after they both have already lost so much time and you don't want to deprive your son of his father without a good reason, so you stifle some of your suspicions. It's all for your son's sake, isn't it? And you can't help but, get a little selfish when Alastor insists on taking you and your boy out, going to see live bands, going to local events, taking your son to the county fair and you feeling tears in your eyes as, your boy finally gets to spend time with his father. It's like... it's like you're a real family... you've always wanted something like this, for him, for them, for yourself--

But... Alastor doesn't... see you THAT way, does he? He displays his emotions much differently than you, and there were even times in the past where Alastor himself drew the line in the sand that, oh yes you two were quite close friends, he has such a deep affection for you, but... romantically? Sorry, sweetheart, but no

... or so he thought. Now that he's back, he sees how deeply you love his son and sacrifice so much for him amd how much your son absolutely adores you and how, completely by yourself, without any of Alastor's help, you raised him into a fine young man that... the Radio Demon could see himself helping raise, a boy he can't help but feel a little pride in helping make and, can't help but feel a little sad he missed all sorts of important milestones for. And of course, of course of course of course, he missed YOU ever so much, and when Alastor looks up from his paper to see you at the stove, hair all out of place and your hands messy as you cook a meal for your son and his father, your little boy dutifully helping clean as you go, he can't help wish that THIS was how he spent his last 7 years.

Lucifer have mercy on anyone who tries to disrupt his new utopia of peace and tranquility. Could you even imagine, could you even fucking imagine you and Alastor are walking with your son and nearby TVs snap on and it's fucking Vox, showing your family on TV, talking shit to Alastor, using HORRIBLE language in front of your son--

And Alastor feels his love for you grow all the more as you use your own magic to surge through the television and begin strangling the newscaster right on the air, "DONT YOU DARE SHOW MY SON'S FACE ON TV YOU FUCKING--" and Alastor starts lovingly conversing with his son about how important it is to stand up for your family and your values as the pair of them watch you throw Vox around his recording studio in a frenzied rage, "You and your disgusting Vees always trying to peddle your worthless garbage to kids, you CREEPS!! BABIES DON'T NEED IPADS, RETINOL CREAMS, SKEEYEE DANCE ROUTINES, AND ATHLEISUREWEAR LEGGINGS THAT GO UP THEIR ASS, YOU CONSUMERIST IMMORAL SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING--"

Snapcut to you rejoining your family on the sidewalk with your hair a mess and visible blood on you while Vox is facedown on the floor in his broadcast unable to move before it cuts to a "technical difficulties, please stand by" screen. Alastor is oh so genuinely joyfully smiling, "Now who wants to go and get some waffles? I say we should celebrate any victory over our enemies with some tasty grub!!" and he takes you and your son's hands and is all but skipping down the sidewalk while his hated rival is bleeding out in his tower somewhere. Oh, Alastor will give the Television Demon his own revenge for daring to try and shame the lovely beautiful mother of his child and his beloved boy on that disgusting show. What kind of degenerate uses children for content, let alone threatens their safety? Alastor will be back for him later and do much, MUCH worse than you did.

For now, though? Alastor just wants to enjoy the sight of you and his son sitting in a booth with him while you all scarf down some hotcakes. A family of his very own, huh? How wonderful. If only his own mom were here to see it...

#yandere hazbin hotel #yandere x reader #alastor x reader #hh #sinprompts #god do you ever think about how people in hell feel miserable if their family is on heaven #you dont WANT your loved one to be suffering in hell but... if thwy were at least you could still see them #catch me crying out here piss drunk to alastor because my mom/granny are in heaven and he nods knowingly bc his mom isnt down there either

[lineffability]

envisioning a scene where crowley is begrudgingly accepting that they're gonna have to save the world again and they're trying to come up with some kind of plan but things are uneasy between them and they keep staring at each other when they think the other isn't looking and it's tense and embarrassing and crowley grits his teeth and tries to get on with it, right, angrily describing an idea that is surely ingenious and clever, but Aziraphale suddenly is blinking away a sad teary little expression and staring at him and not looking away and he's close somehow why is he close, when did he get close, and Crowley keeps talking (he does not know what he is saying anymore) until aziraphale simply closes the distance between them, pulling him in with his hands on his face, and kisses him again (again! but also the first time, it's Aziraphale who's kissing him) and the kiss goes from sad to tender to passionate and they break apart (too soon) and crowley tries to reassert any semblance of coolness and control so he inhales, and says, croakily, right. we're still not talking though. and turns and tries to stalk away on his shaky too long legs

#line's lines #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #it came to me in a vision #(he comes back an hour later) #(and az asks 'ready to go on with the plan now?' and crowley just nods) #(and they plot and pretend on and on) #my omens

[robin-buckely]

THE X-FILES | 1.02

#The X Files #txfedit #msr #Dana Scully #Fox Mulder #dailytxf #thexfilesnet #usermoonchild #usercats #usertiny #userallisyn #useremsi #userraffa #userveronika #*gif #*mine #*txf #height difference #the head nod is making me laugh but also Scully in glasses 😍

[aedesalbopictus]

Bdubs looking at the sun set and Etho going up to him and trying to get his attention and putting down a bed for him…

[credit: iskalls hcs10e8 video and grian’s hcs10e6 video]

#they make me sick #and bdubs nodding his approval at wels who slept #hermitcraft #bdubs #ethoslab #etho #bdoubleo100 #ethubs

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes #apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters #and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell #this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period #i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me #and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for #honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding #not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20 #this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually #(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk) #anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know #oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw