#mcwhoremick

[fairymint]

said my bday was groundhog's day at work, and my bagger asked me if i was immortal like kenny south park. i wholeass forgot that was part of the Lore. so it's like. Yeah Actually, Exactly, that's exactly it-

#ooc. #well like. if Felix got completely nuked down to the molecule that's what would happen- #death mention #south park mention #.......man does that explain a ton abt me. am i just IRL Kenny Mcwhoremick /j

[0harpies]

Dirty disgusting homeless boy ref🧡🧡

We love Kenny Mcwhoremick

#south park #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #kenny south park #kenny sp #kenny #kenny mcormick fanart #south park kenny #sp mysterion #mysterion #cause hes homeless

[azrielthedrawer]

The Runaway Part 4 - EGTHITE

Kenny McWhoremick

#south park #sp #south park art #sp art #sp au #egthite #everyone goes to hell in the end #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #marjorine stotch #sp bunny #south park bunny #kenny x butters #butters x kenny #sp kenjorine #south park kenjorine #marjorine x kenny #kenny x marjorine

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Alright I can’t sleep so it’s time for OJV headcanons that only myself will probably care about but who’s turn is it? Surprisingly not Kenny yet, but

Cartman.

• OrangeJuiceVerse Eric Cartman is an abrasive fuckwad, but he’s not actually Evil.

• He genuinely cares about his friends in his own fucked up way, but he will deny it every goddamn time. Like in hs he’ll give kenny a ride home when his shitty death trap car won’t start but he WILL insult him the whole way.

•this hasn’t been seen in the fics yet, but this mf starts a WEDDING PLANNING COMPANY called, you guessed it, CUPID ME. Marj actually got her degree in hospitality and helps him with it. Both the Style and Kenjorine weddings were GORGEOUS and so personal.

•he didn’t go to college himself but still lived with the group in their weird little house close to campus, and was the one to dubb the place “SP Survivors Safehouse” and named the EXTREMELY dangerous staircase the Widowmakers.

•was the drum major senior year but was incredibly lazy about it, just wanted a “position of power” (only got the position bc he’s an okay clarinet player and his mom slept with the assistant director)

•definitely fights with Kyle growing up ofc because as a child, he WAS truly evil. Like sociopathic. In 6th grade he FINALLY gets some mental help and is surprisingly good about keeping up with the cocktail of antipsychotics and various other shit, plus therapy and trying really hard to empathize with others.

^on that note he still ACTS LIKE A TOTAL DICK most of the time because he thinks it’s funny, but also because he is terrified of anything changing in their group and ya can’t teach an old mr kitty new tricks

• has the most OUT OF POCKET INSULTS ever and is SHOCKINGLY good at naming things. He coined the phrase “Sadsack” too.

• most of them are to mess with kyle of course. Some of his favorites are “pack it up, Fiddler On The Roof”, calling him a burning bush, prince of Egypt, things of that nature. HOWEVER!!!

•the rest of the gang accepted long ago that Cartman was always just gonna call them names and be a general jerk, but they SET UP RULES AS TO WHAT HE CANT DO/SAY!

• in high school, they implement the “Fuckwad Jar”.

• the rules of the jar are as follows: he can rip on his friends, but the SECOND something he does or says genuinely hurts someone, he has to put a dollar in. No exceptions.

• for example, he can roast Stan for being a “tree hugging hippie” and call him a buttplug, “photosynthesizing dildo”, but he CANT call him an alcoholic or try to bring home a taxidermied dog

• he’s not ACTUALLY for real transphobic, but if he tries to make a joke about Marj for shits and giggles, JAR!

• since his favorite target is Kyle, he has the most shit. He DOES still make fun of him for being Jewish, but ANYTHING GENUINELY ANTISEMITIC and ESPECIALLY ww2 “jokes” get the Jar. He’s also not allowed to say SHIT about his body, eating habits, or make ED jokes (this was a rule Stan made on his bfs behalf). Once, he made a concentration camp /ed joke COMBO while only Kyle and Marj were in the room. Kyle completely froze, but Marj went over and FUCKING DECKED HIM. When the other two got home and Kyle got over the initial shock, they all forced him to cough up his entire wallet lmao

• he can call Kenny a perv and rip on him for being poor and “pocket sized with nothing in his pockets”, he’ll call him McWhoremick but the Kenny jar rule is that you DO NOT SUGGEST THAT HES DISLOYAL

•sry I just enjoy the concept of the jar lol

•has a lot of fun living with the gang during his gap year, holding on to that last little bit of childhood normalcy, but eventually he does have to move on. He winds up traveling for a while and eventually settles in Nevada and sets up his business

•has a cat and that thing is SPOILED AS HELL

•tries to send Stan one of those beef jerky club memberships every year for Christmas lmaooooo

#south park #headcanons #ojv #OrangeJuiceVerse #eric cartman #Cartman hcs

[p1f1]

What the fuck is he doing playing with stuffed animals - Kenny mcwhoremick

sigh

i have no idea what ur yappin ab but so real

so so real

#pifi loves their anons #pifi's asks #bro is only blabbering facts #only speaking the truth #i think im too slow for this

[b3ll-d0n3-di3d]

thinking abt the fact that last night i told my step dad the reson kenny gets called kenny mcwhoremick . . . it was in a drive that we took bc mother saw fresh cuts idk bc south park is a obsestin that they dislike i have idk bvtgeybdehhrygv

[ask-mcwhoremick]

Page 2: Winky Boy

#kenny mccormick #south park #southpark #still cant believe im doing this #kenny #askkenny #mcwhoremick #this is why i dont do digital art

[fulloffloweryprose]

Meet me at the Hellmaw

[Chapter six] is up! excerpt: 

Craig is sitting on his back deck before Bebe comes over that evening. He’s watching snow fall, the first of the real winter season. It’s always some form of winter but between November and March the snow falls in heaps. There’s warm tea clutched between his gloves. Lavender. He can’t remember when or why he started drinking it. It’s leaving a bad taste in his mouth.

“Weirdo,” his little sister’s voice snaps from the backdoor. He cranes his neck to look at her, feeling dreamy from being alone for so long. “There’s someone at the door for you.” It must be Bebe. Normally she comes around back. Craig gets up, sets his tea in the kitchen, and makes his way to the front of the house. She’ll want to fucking talk — about Wendy, mostly, and apparently about Stan too. What should Craig know about it? Stan is as bleak and blank to him as white paper. If he’s dating Wendy then he likes Wendy. There’s no gray area with the guy. He’s single layered.

#south park #sp creek #sp style #sp bunny #it's about superheroes and demons fight me #i gave myself too much to write about as usual #Craig Fucker #Kenny McWhoremick #hahaha i just wanted to use those tags

[ao3feed-creek]

Fake Boyfriends with Benefits

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/30AEqWY

by mcwhoremick

Tweek and Craig had been dating since the fourth grade. Since then, they’d mutually agreed to stage-date and do relationship type things in the most platonic way possible.. too bad they accidentally fell in love. Alternatively, the one where they have mutual, platonic sex and it ends up in a seven year late confession scene.

Words: 1676, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak

Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak

Additional Tags: Top Craig Tucker, Bottom Tweek Tweak, implied slow burn, oblivious boys in love, creek - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/30AEqWY

#Tweek x Craig #Craig x Tweek #IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic

[askcollegepark]

one year blogavirssary collaboration

hey lookie here! @ask-spaceman-and-coffee-cutie and I did a collab for our blogs’ anniversary! she drew my ask blog’s Creek, and i colored it! i also drew her ask blog’s Creek and she colored it, so be sure to go check that out over on her blog!  now for some gushing under the read more. 

one year, damn. i honestly did not think i’d ever last this long on this blog. anytime i’ve ever decided to do something like this, it really doesn’t go anywhere. barely get asks, or get bored, or barely get followers, ect. but damn am i glad i did this! i’m gonna get all sad here for a sec. last January was almost 3 months since my mom had died from sudden circumstances. the last time i saw her was a day after thanksgiving, when me, my brothers and her were staying at my aunt’s house to watch my cousin while she was on a date. the reason i mention this is because we sat up all night cracking up while watching South Park and carrying on like we were just a few friends at a sleepover. we bonded over South Park in the last hours i had ever saw her alive, and so South Park has been a very near and dear thing in my heart. it made me happy to remember that time. it made me thankful i decided to go with them that night.  it took me a bit of convincing from my friends @tikibuns and @eriksartworld to actually do this. i owe their encouragement and amazing friendship a lot. without this blog, i wouldn’t have developed the confidence i have in my art, nor would i have met all the friends i have made along the way.  these amazing friends include, by are definitely not limited to: obviously @ask-spaceman-and-coffee-cutie, she’s the one i did the collab with. a great friend who i can rant to about anything. @ask-coffeebrewsandhexs Ali, the first south park blog i had ever made friends with. we may not talk as much anymore, but i still love you. <3 @ask-leobuttercup-and-mcwhoremick Lee, my server waifu, you’re amazing and make me smile.  @java-kitty a bit of a newer addition to my growing friend list. love talking to you about the things we mutually love.  and a hell of a lot more people that would make this post far too long. i love all of my friends so much, and i am so so grateful to be apart of this community.  thank you so much for being here with me! and here’s to one more year! 

#ooc #south park #South Park Fan Art #ask college park #art collab

[ao3feed-style]

My King

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2IueXqr

by mcwhoremick

Elf King Kyle and his Knight Stan have a partially secret intimate relationship - in other words, Sir Stan would do anything for his king.

They’re stupidly in love.

Words: 1418, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh

Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh

Additional Tags: Stick of Truth, Elf King Kyle Broflovski, Ranger Stan Marshwalker, Aged-Up Character(s), Bottom Kyle Broflovski, Top Stan Marsh, I finished this at 3 am, I don’t have any control over my life, sorry I had to put in Kenny, Princess Kenny is my religion

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2IueXqr

#stan x kyle #kyle x stan #south park style #south park #fan fiction #ao3feed

[ask-the-grape-princess]

Leeeeeeooooooo~ Buuuutttercuuuup~

Keeeeennnnnnyyyyy~ Buuuuugabooooo~

I apologise for nothing. Enjoy my newest drawings.

@ask-leobuttercup-and-mcwhoremick

@shyren--song

#coriline #coriline torinna #adult new kid #south park #artist #drawing #traditional art #leopold #leo #buttercup #butters #cat hoodie #ask-leobuttercup-and-mcwhoredick

[fxcked-up-bxy]

I never thought that you were the person I admired... | CLOSED |

@whoevenknowswithmedude

He had finally done it, a smug smile crossed his face as dark blue eyes looked directly at McCormick who was in the floor all covered up with bruises from the fight they just had, he placed his foot on top of Kenny’s chest and looked at him “So what are  you gonna do McWhoremick? Are you going to keep hiding your face, so people don’t judge you from being from a problematic family?” He chuckled as he pushed his foot down.

Craig and Ken hadn’t been in good terms, ever since grade school all the way to high school Craig has been torturing Kenny, making his life somewhat miserable. Tucker rolled his eyes as he got up and placed a cancer stick between his lips and lit it up kicking him again, before running away, since they were still in school grounds and he could be busted. 

He headed home and just laid in his bed until he fell asleep.

#🌠 gonna fuck my way through college 🌠 | ic | #(( I'm sorry it's bad ))

[thebambicollection-blog]

A good ol Kenny McWhoremick for y'all

#I love he #also pardon my wonky ass anatomy idk what's up with me today #South Park #kenny mccormick #Kenny sp #sp kenny #sp #south park fan art

[southpark-institute-blog]

Mun Information:  Name, or Nickname: Araya Preferred pronoun: They/Their (Don’t really care what pronouns are used honestly) Timezone: MST Availability: Daily. Sensitivities: None

Referred? (Optional): Mcwhoremick Muse Information: Name of muse: Craig Tucker Age: 10 Best subject: Creative writing Worst subject: Drama A personal skill they possess: Being able to locate constellations and planets rather fast, visually bring whatever concept he’s thinking of into a sort of virtual reality (Only he can see of course. Over-creative and imaginative)  An ic response to your muse having fake nudes of theirs being posted on the school message board by an anonymous user: “Dude, what the fuck?! That doesn’t even look anything like me, I’m going to kick who’s ever ass pulled this shit"  Is there a muse you considered for a back up? No Michael adores tentacles

Lovely, you’re in. 

#application #submission

[reallyfaded]

I was tagged by @acerbicapplecoffee 😁

Rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better

1- Name/Nicknames? My name’s Laurance but I’ve had a lot of nicknames over the years; Gogs, Loz, Stanley, Yelnats, Melon Man and Smokey

2- Height? 5’ 9

3- Hogwarts House? Slytherin 🐍

4- Last Thing Googled? Parks and Rec April’s son full name

5- A fictional character I’d like as a sibling? Andy Dwyer

6- How many blankets do I sleep with? Only 1

7- Favourite artist/band? Billy Talent

8- How many blogs do I follow? 504

9- What do I usually post about? Absolute shit

10- Do you get asks regularly? Lol no

11- What’s your Aesthetic? I don’t know? Some sort of Hipster Punk hybrid??

12- Tag 20 followers @kyurem336 @demisepirate @spikeycatcactus @bradazlol @death–noot @kodokuma @fightmelight @princess-has-a-pen @lady-mcwhoremick-blog @littledeathnotefreak @better-than-nothin-kay @cigarettes-and-radiowaves @stxrmaps @creekycoffee @catch-me-im-falling-4-you @boy-in-the-blue-hat-blog @sock-emboppers @whitetrashangel-blog @obscurums @touta-matsuda