#maybe later (lies)

[99thpercentile]

places where the audio distorts

image ids under the cut

tmagp 4:

tmagp 5:

tmagp 7:

tmagp 8:

the audio distorts when people lie.

I imagine this knowledge will come in handy later.

[id: ALICE: This is not something you go poking around in. Not if you want to keep your job… or your neck. SAM: (a little amused) Okay, okay! I get it. Consider me scared straight. "Consider me scared straight" is highlighted. end id]

[id: LENA: Now, while I understand your concerns, you need to understand that Colin has held the IT Manager position for some time without incident, and although he is somewhat… frustrated with his current assignment, he can request help from the central IT team at any time. I am certain that should he find his responsibilities unmanageable, he will request assistance. Or resign, of course. Either way, the problem will resolve itself. "Or resign, of course" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: Is there any way to look up specific files? ALICE: Like what? CELIA: Oh, I don’t know. Every case about… being buried alive, or meat, or… whatever. ALICE: Well, there’s a search bar, but it doesn’t actually do anything. You’d have to dig through them all manually. (suspicious) – Why do you ask? CELIA: Just figuring it all out. Ah well, I guess I’ll need to find Bigfoot on my own time. "Just figuring it all out" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERTRUDE: I see. Well, I’m sorry, but I don’t think Gerry can help you – GERRY: (casually) Yeah, I barely remember any of it. "I don’t think Gerry can help you" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERRY: Oh yeah, but I was pretty young. I remember filling in a bunch of forms and questionnaires, then some old men asking me questions about what books I liked to read, who did I look up to, that kind of thing. And then I left. SAM: (disappointed) That’s all? GERRY: Yeah, afraid so. Other than just sitting around with a bunch of other kids in a room that smelled like old books. "Yeah, afraid so" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: I’m trying to look into… Weird physics stuff: time travel, other dimensions, teleportation, all that good stuff. Freddy doesn’t really do searches, so you could keep an eye out and let me know if any come up in your cases? SAM: Uh, sounds a bit sci-fi compared to our usuals. What’s this for? (amused breath) You’re not doing research for that podcast you were on, are you? CELIA: (surprised) You know about that? SAM: I might have given you a quick Google. CELIA: Then… yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie. "yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie" is highlighted. end id]

#tmagp #The Magnus Protocol #tmagp theories #tmagp spoilers #original #most of these are relatively easy to clock as lies regardless #which makes sense. they need to be for us to notice the pattern and apply it later #but it does tell us for sure that Colin can't quit #or maybe he can but he won't be able to work anywhere else like Teddy? #in any case he (and possibly the rest?) can't quit in a meaningful way #if you find any I missed please let me know!! #why is this happening? who knows! Beholding thing maybe?

[muffinlance]

Next Dark Night in Ba Sing Se part! Is! Fully outlined!

...And so is the majority of series in lesser detail because oops my hand slipped.

#this is the Oops My Hand Slipped Series #so that's only appropriate #it's not the Cabbage Man and Toph part I was wrong that comes later #this is the Rookie With A Li Is Prince Zuko Conspiracy Board Gets Partnered With Li (Who Is Prince Zuko Oh God He's Going To Die) buddy fic #just some wholesome fear of death for everyone #going to let the outline percolate a little to make sure I didn't miss any plot threads #maybe writing later in the month? we'll see #going to go putz in my garden now the weather is beautiful and I need to kill the horrible creeping grass before I can plant #I have decided on ignoring the creeping charlie this year if it stays low and plays nice with the real plants than I can just #not stress about it for every after #I'VE GOT MY EYES ON YOU CREEPING CHARLIE #BEHAVE YOURSELF #the grass does NOT behave itself it gets tall and gives me PAPERCUTS and TICKS #DIE GRASS DIE

[no-light-left-on]

little empress's loyal dog

#dishonored #dh #corvo attano #emily kaldwin #heavily inspired by the scene in what lies between sorrow and longing where corvo retrieves emily #just high chaos corvo protective of his little girl #coated with blood #i might colour this later maybe Ill see #as per usual i almost forgot #ert

[spacizia]

I haven't listened to TBS in like. almost a year, but I had to draw this. it was my calling

#fanart #the bright sessions #damien gorham #mark bryant #text meme #i have an idea for another one.. maybe ill draw it later #tbs #he 100% lied through his teeth on that test

[luriart]

I read "The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish" and I had to get these out of my system

#the disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish #disabled tyrant's pet palm fish #mu tianchi #li yu #xiaoyu #doodle #my art #I still need to read the rest of the series but maybe I'll read the fantranslation while waiting for the rest of the books #for now u get this shitpost tho #also is there a short name for this series??? like the tgcf and mdzs and erha etc for this series??? #is it just beloved pet fish??? #dtbpf is that what u want from me???? #anyway I look forward to seeing these idiots fall in love #maybe I'll do more serious art of them later

[llumimoon]

Shoutout to the @kaseyskat and the Oakvale server for feeding into my Noodle (Doodler Normal) thoughts 😌

Sometimes ur teenage angst moment leads you to willingly get possessed by an eldritch god and you accidentally end up paralleling ur family’s past mistakes <3

#dndads #dungons and daddies #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #normal oak #sparrow oak #lark oak #the doodler #cal draws #tehehehehehe <33333 #I accidentally finished this in a fit of late night hyperfix so uh #definitely gonna schedule this for the morning tomorrow instead of just posting it at 2 am LMAOO #wdyd when the sweet kid you raised ended up fusing with the very thing you swore to destroy lmao what then #i just thought it would be fun maybeeee #lies down on the floor #i swear I had more commentary for this comic but my brain can’t remember anything bc the tiredness is kicking in #I’ll add more commentary in a later reblog maybe lol #anyways enjoy <3 tehe

[fudgecake-charlie]

#poetry #angels #gotta thank tumblr user boykeats honestly he got me REALLL into angel poetry #poets on tumblr #getting drunk and waking up at 7:30am the morning after leads to fun poetry ideas #the words of a fudgecake #I am so self conscious about poetry as a guy who does not do a lot of poetry or studies it #also as a guy who hates sharing Why somethings up but happily talks about the fact something is up #so like maybe delete later who knows! you can rb though #[scheduled] edit i lied about this apparently it chose not to

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

LOOK AT THE BOI!!!! THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT!!!

I KNOWWWWWWW HE'S SO CUTE I NEED HIM IN MY HOUSE. BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM

#and howdy's ad was so fucking funny #top tier advertisement im Sold #i love how he straight up Lies.... #BUT ANYWAY WALLY PLUSH WALLY PLUSH #he looks so polite and sweet #illegal.... illegal!!! #i hope im able to get him! #im still not 100% sure of what my address will be in a month! #so im holding off on buying him since makeship doesnt ship out their stuff for a While after purchase #he's available for 21 days right??? #im reading the countdown correctly??? im always worried im Not! #im very bad at reading numbers & quantifying time! #i also have a (very) low level migraine so im not entirely trusting that im seeing things correctly! #but oughhhhhh if i dont get him im gonna be Devastated #rambles from the bog #maybe later ill print out the worksheet to manually write out the 10% off code #some enrichment for myself... a Treat #NOOOO WAIT FUCK I JUST PACKED MY COLORED PENCILS #god damn it. will the suffering never end. can i catch One break please #well either way ill get him. maybe. hopefully #i can spare 30 bucks i think maybe.... well i kinda cant but im gonna spend it anyway #limited wally limited wally #i think i have enough time to learn what address to send him to #a present for future me!

[sonic-adventure-3]

metal sonic take 2

#this time i don’t have a migraine so i was actually seeing what colours i was using and i actually used reference #maybe i’ll clean this up later but i’m sleepy now #y’know what? metal sonic is kinda fun to draw when i stop getting in my own head abt ‘not knowing how to draw robots’ #been putting it off for a while #maybe i’ll even draw omega sometime soon #my art #metal #metal sonic #sth #mmmmm okay i lied i think i still do have a migraine the ibuprofen is wearing off now

[reneedenoailles]

kinda crazy to me how there's ONE amrit hate confession and everybody and their mother is crying their eyes out about poor baby doobay so mistreated by mean mean lizzie but then characters like vincent get hated on every 3 to 7 business days and no one really gaf

#liz rants #delete later #im so tired of this #some of you seriously need to grow up and realize that yes maybe your lis do fucking suck and that someone WILL hate on them #romance club #LEAVE MY MAN VINCENT ALONE #you guys see a guy who tries to force his cousin into marriage and go yeah thats fine #but then another guy who rightfully mistrusts a demon mc is being called abusive and the worst li in rc ? please make it make sense. #fuck the doobays #fuck raj fuck vimal fuck devdas and fuck amrit !!! #going to sleep after this. gn pookies

[marzipanandminutiae]

it is always Dunking On The Warrens o'clock

"a witch named Bathsheba Sherman hanged herself on this property!!!!"

if by "witch" you mean "normal Victorian rando" and by "hanged herself" you mean "died of a stroke in her 80s" and by "on this property" you mean "somewhere else entirely" then yes

#the warrens #the conjuring #why does anyone still believe in their nonsense #these assholes: [get caught in multiple objective lies] #large swaths of the internet decades later: OMG TRUE HAUNTINGS RENOWNED DEMONOLOGISTS #I believe in the paranormal. I don't believe in the veracity of these specific cases #or at least that some are lies and some were seriously inflated for attention #(even if the Perron haunting was real- and hey maybe it was -the Warrens still made shit up about it) #(calling both them and the whole affair into question) #suicide mention

[wundrousarts]

Morrigan <3

#aka moz mozza mozzie mog moggers + the mogster. yay! #nevermoor #nevermoor fanart #morrigan crow #mogtober #mogtober 2023 #this is technically a redraw of my first ever fanart that I started to celebrate 5 (!) years of being a fan #the original isn't on here but it does reside on my instagram. and maybe discord. can't totally remember where I shared it lol #anyways. enjoy my rendering process which is: idk what I'm doing and just hope it all comes together by the end #gray backgrounds while drawing are such a blessing and a curse #great to reduce eye strain. horrible to then not be able to figure out how to change the background later bc you're used to gray loll #i'll add an ID to this at. a later date. #it's 12:34AM on day 2 as I post this because deadlines are lies and timezones are fake. xoxo. #if you're reading this: goodnight. 👍

[difeisheng]

Fang Duobing's farewell letter

How has everyone been lately? What should I talk to everyone about? In my life, because Li Xiangyi said one sentence to me during my childhood, I persevered for ten years. Once I grew up, I wanted with my entire heart to venture out into the jianghu. But when I actually entered it, instead I realized that the jianghu was different from what I'd thought. During this experience filled with all kinds of emotions, I had two people at my side travelling with me: Li Lianhua, concealing his identity, and Di Feisheng, single-mindedly pursuing martial arts. The three of us became united in deep-seated friendship. In this process, I've also continued to grow. Yes, in this jianghu bustling with people, there will always be new legends. Finally, I hope everyone can live up to their aspirations, and hold onto what they love. Perhaps one day we'll all see each other in the jianghu. Goodbye, jianghu! — Fang Duobing (x)

Translation by me. Apologies if there are any errors, my Chinese has vastly improved but isn't my first language. I just did this as a fun exercise :)

#🥹🥹🥹 the kids are alright #also li xiangyi and di feisheng have their own letters too but those mfs are being too literary #maybe i'll see later #mysterious lotus casebook #fang duobing #video #ashton originals #zeng shunxi

[xdeerlybelovedx]

A wip ✨A contrast between childhood and young adult years with your overtly affectionate best friend. I have Carmeo & Promeo brain rot really bad ;; ;;

#Lies of P #Lies of P Spoilers #Carmeo #carlo geppetto #Romeo #Maybe I'll add a 3rd with KoP Romeo and P 👀 before coloring them all #my drawing ability is awful today though so this is all I'm gonna do for now ;; ;; #I wasn't gonna share this at first but man. The struggle I went through to get through this lol I wanna share my effort #It's not even that difficult of an image but man. Something in me today is like “No. No art today.” #Maybe I'll get back to writing my fic instead later c':

[llumimoon]

TFW ur shitty dad decides to prank ur whole school to teach you to be more chaotic but instead you just realize how attached you've become to certain people. This is the EAH AU's version of Spring Unsprung!!

Gotta give credit where credit is due, @silverlistenstothings really helped out with this arc !!! So many good Hermie thoughts as always ough <333

We decided this happens like right before the Big Plot Shit happens in the AU and instead of being a festival it's Hermie's Birthday !!! The cursed riddlebook is a gift from Scam that Hermie gives to Scary instead bc he doesn't rlly care about it, which . turns out to be a very bad idea. The curse quickly spreads throughout the school reversing everyone's personalities and causing Normal to try and pretty much end the world.

This arc is Hermie and Taylor focused !!! :D Although it is really fun to think about the reverse teens running rampant NWVEGWHAAHA reverse norm is a little treat for me <3 but reverse Link is SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY . shoutout to this message from @happi-tree bc it's been burned into my memory and I cant stop laughing about it

When it comes to the curse we decided that bonds and skills stay the same but the personalities are inverted, which means reverse Scary being sooo attached and clingy to Hermie is just her personality changing the way she decides to communicate her affection for who she sees as her best friend. Its cute <3

Herm is SUPER on edge due to being incredibly irritated with his dad and feeling insecure about his friendship with Taylor, who's having a bit of a crisis on his own about his feeling about Link. Toss in their shared homesickness for Wonderland, a realm they can't go back to, and Taylor panicking over a gift his mom left him going missing, well it's not good for anyone. How are they gonna figure things out enough to save Ever After from destruction?

(EAH AU is by me, @rindomness & @kaseyskat !!)

Image Description is under the cut

[ID: Image 1: Normal smirking evilly with a hand up to his chin and the other on his hip. His eyes are a light purple and he's saying "Hey." To his right is Scary happily waving while smiling, her eyes similarly a light purple. She's saying "OMG hiiii Herm!! <3"

Image 2: Hermie with a stunned and mad expression on their face and trying to pout tea from a teapot into a teacup but missing the cup by a lot. Their cat ears are turned downward and tucked against their head while their tail behind them is stuck straight up with fur sticking out in all directions. They have a thought bubble that says "I'm gonna KILL my dad." there's text in the bottom left that has an arrow pointing off the canvas and is labeled "Scam giggling off screen."

Image 3: Link doing the fuck boy expression, his eyes half lidded and biting the corner of his lip with a pointed hand on his chin, with his other hand with the thumb tucked into the top of his belt. His eyes are similarly a light purple and he's looking at Taylor. There's text with an arrow pointing at Link that says, "turned into a shitty fuck boi liar because of the curse" To his right stands Taylor who has his arms by his side in a dinosaur like pose and a grossed out and devastated expression on his face. His bunny ears are sticking straight up. There's an arrow pointing to him that says "Fucking Appalled" in all caps.

Image 4: Scary smiling with her eyes closed and hugging Hermie with one of her legs posed upward behind her. Hermie is standing still with their eyes obscured due to the shine of their glasses with a neutral expression on their face and their cat ears turned downward and their tail puffed up and sticking up. To their right stands Taylor with both his hands up to clutch his face and his bunny ears pointed downward. Scary is saying "Haha yaaaay besties forever after!!" with flowers and hearts drawn around her. There is an arrow pointed at her labeled "still cursed". Hermie has a thought bubble that says "MY DAD IS A DICK." and an arrow pointed at them that's labeled "so touch starved". Under that is an arrow pointing at Taylor that is labeled "having a gay crisis" and he is surrounded by question marks. He has a large thought bubble that says "Why am I so jealous that Link is flirting with everybody ohmygod do I have a crush on my best friend forever after holy shit what"

Image 5: Normal looking down with an evil smirk and light purple eyes with his hand out to hold something. Hermie looks up with a frustrated expression on their face and their pupil's sharpened and is clutching Normal's arm as his hand holds Hermie's chin. Normal is saying "Shame you've decided to get in my way kitten, I really did like you. Well whatever. It's not going to matter in a moment, nothing is. You're too late." the word "nothing" is underlined for emphasis.

Image 6: A discord screenshot of 'willy KILLER MAIMER DESTROYER' saying "Link: babe you’re being so fucking silly but hey at least you’re also hot. Wanna kiss maybe. That’s gotta fix you or whatever

Taylor: ???????????????? OK ACTUALLY I FORGOT I WAS GETTING LUNCH WITH HERMIE GOTTA GO under his breath wtf wtf wtf"/end ID]

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #cal draws #eah dndads au #normal oak #scary marlowe #hermie unworthy #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #THIS ARC IS SO VERY FUNNY TO ME IM NOT OVER IT LMAOOOOO #i could explain more but the post was getting too long #we've actually created a goofle doc timeline for the events that happen in the au #i gotta organize and add more to it but maybe we'll release that later to explain the plot LMAO #there's some writing going on behind the scenes that im eating upppp hehehehehehe #never recovering from reverse Link jusy being a fuck boi gaslighter it's ridiculously funny to me . Help. #also never recocering from normal calling eah au hermie kitten. points. gay . #Scam is the cheshire cat btw. thats the implication #lmk if i want me to explain all the reverse teens personalities btw . bc i will i thought abt them a lot #described

[superwholockian93]

Why

Is this show

Making

Me

Sad

Imagine being Li Lianhua getting to hear this for the first time in over a decade; that someone paid him attention for more than his use; for just him.

#Mysterious Lotus Casebook #li lianhua #fang duobing #li xiangyi #cdrama #One day you randomly be nice to a kid cuz that's nature and a decade later he comes back as a grown up man #who begins to make you realise that maybe you can desire to live