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veilder · 2 years

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HAPPY TWOSDAY EVERYONE!!!! :D I am excited about this day, oh my goodness!! And, for this momentous occasion, I have dug up my strangest and wackiest of prompts for your amusement! Lol, I have a soft spot for this one, despite the characters involved. Enjoy?

Prompt: Markus led his people through the Revolution that changed the world and on into a brighter future. With full governmental support, this new species has begun to find their place in the world but full amnesty is not enough for those who remember the horrors of the camps or the senseless violence enacted in the name of “justice.”

In order to save face and garner public favor, strategic members of the various organizations involved have been publicly condemned and stripped of their power. Humiliated. Blacklisted. Nothing more than scapegoats punished for following orders.

Former FBI Agent Richard Perkins is one of these people.

Deprived of his livelihood and shunned by the general populace, he has been struggling in the three months since that fateful night that sealed his fate. But he didn’t get to his position in the Bureau by being an idiot.

He devises a plan: ingratiate himself with the higher ups of android leadership in order to foster his own public image and, hopefully, get his job returned to him and get his life back in order. He doesn’t need to like them. He doesn’t need to believe their cause. But in matters of self-preservation, he can be counted on to come out on top.

Using the last of the favors owed to him by his old colleagues, he finds a way to get back in touch with the machine he thinks he will find the most success with: the detective android that had accompanied the old lieutenant.

...Too bad for him he finds himself in the company of the wrong RK800.

OR; the Perkins redemption arc that literally no one wants! Featuring this rat of a man being sad in secret, sneaky in private and maybe even realizing that there might be more to these sentient toasters than he’d ever believed true. After all, who better to prove to an asshole that androids are alive than an even bigger asshole?

So, the idea of this was to start off with Perkins totally trying to fake it. And him not even realizing that Sixty isn’t Connor at first. But I'd have it be like a slow burn of him eventually coming around cuz he actually starts to like this android and his bitchy comments. And when Perkins finds out that this is the wrong RK and that Sixty has no influence over the android population... He'd have this big blow-out where he reveals his evil plans and everything, but Six just shrugs it off like “Of course you would try that. It makes sense.” And Perkins still thinks this is all just payback for the way he treated Connor and that Sixty is some sort of vengeful machine and he just fuckin snaps and goes full rant on Sixty’s ass. And Six is so impressed he proclaims this garbage human his best friend. XD And then I want Perkins to resign himself to the fact that all his work thus far has been for nothing. He's still in a shit situation (maybe an even worse one now since he's been hanging around Sixty, who isn't the most well-liked android around XD) and he's still no closer to getting his life back, but... Well, the two of them do get along rather well. Maybe he’d like to be friends with this lunatic anyway. Even when there’s nothing in it for him. Just two outcasts watching life move on without them. But omg, is Connor gonna have a Class 1 Thirium pump error when he finds out. XD

#Veil's Prompts #dbh #richard perkins #sixty rk800-60 #or as I like to call them #the Evil BFF Squad #lol seriously this is straight crack XD #but can you imagine?#just picture both of these self-serving assholes forming an alliance while trying to use each other #and then just deciding that hey #you're actually kinda okay #let's be friends for reals XD #it's so funny to me omg #just the sort of unhinged humor I'm here for XD #I'd love to know what you all think of this one XD #it's stupid but I love it #and it's another of my oldest prompts too #been carrying this one around for *ages* XD

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creepercraftguy · 4 years

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Ship meme for Shirouma

For those who don’t know what the hell this is, Shirouma is my personal Danganronpa crack ship. It’s the pairing of Tsumugi Shirogane and Kokichi Ouma. (Only because I headcanon them as a pair of memers)

Who confessed first?

Tsumugi did after realising how few friends Kokichi has, and how he’s had significant lack of love in his life.

Who initiated the first kiss?

Tsumugi also was the first to do this.

Who asks the other out on dates?

Tsumugi asked him out on their first one, but Kokichi does this more often than she does.

Who’s the bigger cuddler?

Kokichi likes to be hugged more than he likes hugging people, so Tsumugi has adapted.

Who initiates holding hands more often?

Again, Kokichi likes this happening to him more than he does doing it to others, so Tsumugi usually is the one to hold his hand first.

Who remembers anniversaries?

Tsumugi is a little bit scatterbrained, so Kokichi remembers these dates more clearly.

Who is more possessive?

Tsumugi is very fond of her smol purple boyfriend, she’s very attached to him.

Who gets more jealous?

Kokichi in the very least ACTS more jealous, but it’s hard to tell whether it’s in jest or not, since he’s so hard to read.

Who is the most protective?

Kokichi is surprisingly protective of Tsumugi. Even though he has no intention of stopping, he worries if his actions will be a burden on her. Must be hard having a supervillain as a loved one.

Who initiates sexy time the most?

They’ve got quite a standard relationship, but they can both get a little too thirsty every once in a while.

Who dislikes PDA (Public Display of Affection)?

Tsumugi doesn’t like it that much, since she’s usually quite shy in public, but Kokichi thrives on that kind of love and embarrassment.

Who kills the spider?

This is a common argument they have between the two, but it’s usually Kokichi. Kokichi doesn’t like bugs or creepy crawlies, and Tsumugi doesn’t like the idea of splattering it’s insides everywhere. More often than not, when Kokichi DOESN’T kill it, they either let it crawl around the house, or Rantaro comes in and does it for them.

Who asks the other to marry them?

I actually think Kokichi would be the first to ask. Tsumugi COULD do it, but I don’t think it would feel quite right if she did for some reason.

Who buys the other gifts?

They both love to buy each other the weirdest shit they can find. Sometimes they have competitions and go to markets, and see who can buy each other the weirdest, wackiest gift possible.

Who would first bring up the idea of having kids?

Kids could cause a few issues for the two of them with their respective jobs, and they’d both worry about being bad influences on their potential child. If either of them were to ask, and if they DID have a kid, I think Tsumugi would be more likely to ask than Kokichi would, but that’s just me.

Who is more nervous to meet the others parents?

I don’t know what kind of parents they’d have, but I think Tsumugi would be more nervous FOR Kokichi. I don’t picture Tsumugi having pretty stern or strict parents, considering what kind of character she is, but I expect her parents to have standards, and Kokichi isn’t much of a people person.

Who sleeps on the sofa/couch when the other is angry?

Tsumugi usually passes out on the sofa normally, so it wouldn’t be much of a strange occurrence for her to do this.

Who tries to make up first after arguments?

Surprisingly enough, Kokichi is usually the one to resolve arguments. It makes sense, since the few arguments they do have, it IS usually his fault.

Who tells the other they love them more often?

Kokichi says it to Tsumugi more, but only generally.

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling it or vice versa?

Tsumugi can be a little oblivious sometimes, so much so that she’d probably walk INTO the door without opening it. It makes Kokichi laugh every time.

Who doodles little hearts over the desk with their initials inside?

Kokichi does it to embarrass her, but she secretly likes it.

Who starts the tickle fights?

I think it’s obvious that Kokichi would do this, but Tsumugi would very much accept the challenge.

Who starts the pillow fights?

I think this one is split down the middle. They both enjoy a good tussle with pillows.

Who is the last to fall asleep while watching the other with a warm smile?

Kokichi would do this to ensure that Tsumugi gets to sleep soundly.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning?

Tsumugi would do this for lols.

Who mistakes salt for sugar?

Tsumugi isn’t that good at baking, but she’s learning. This would probably have happened already.

Who let’s the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning?

I don’t think either of them can be bothered to get up and stop it. If one of them was to do this, then it’d probably be Tsumugi.

Who comes up with the cheesy pickup lines?

They both do, only to see who’s is worse.

Who rearranges the books in Alphabetical Order?

Neither of them really care, but Kokichi does this to shelves that actually matter to him.

Who licks the spoon when baking?

Kokichi enjoys doing this, and Tsumugi loves to poke fun at him for it.

Who buys candles for dinner, even when there’s no special occasion?

Kokichi does it as a joke, and he also once got the members of DICE to set up a romantic dinner, complete with a small band of violins and other cliche stuff like that. It made Tsumugi laugh, but they had a pretty nice evening regardless.

Who draws little tattoos on one another with a pen?

It’s more like one of them would draw funny things on the others face while they’re sleeping. Kokichi often doodles on Tsumugi’s glasses.

Who comes home with a souvenir/fridge magnet whenever they go on holiday?

Kokichi comes home with one that usually has a shitty pun on it.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys that you usually find on the back of magazines?

Tsumugi doesn’t like them, since she thinks its for normies. Kokichi doesn’t disagree, but sometimes he like to look through them and answer them himself if he can.

Who has the other as their phone background?

They have each other as their background, with each of them recreating some dumb meme. For Tsumugi’s phone, it’s Kokichi doing the Success Baby pose, and for Kokichi, it’s Tsumugi doing “Ight, Ima head out”

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror?

Neither of them do it often, but Kokichi once drew Dickbutt as a prank.

Who asks if they can join the other in the shower?

It’s a bit of an awkward topic, but Tsumugi is usually a little shy. She usually asks Kokichi to, because he respects her privacy.

Who loudly proclaims their love while drunk?

I think they’d both scream about it, Tsumugi maybe more than Kokichi.

#danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #drv3 #kokichi ouma #tsumugi shirogane #fluff #headcanon #ship meme #shirouma #oumugi

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