#may update on rules

[enka11]

whaddayouthink im INSANE?? you think im someth- whatadyou think there’s something WRONG with me????

#dhmis #dont hug me im scared #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis duck #flosart #the set design of this show fucking rules btw #a normal person may not own felt and 15 pounds of polyfil but I DO so imma make some of the items irl teehee (peace sign) #but before that #every post i talk about how i should be finishing myhomework. well guess what same shit as the last! my ass is fucked! gna do hw now #update: i almsot forgot my thank you for 100 notes tag on this post <3 yey :D

[ghost-proofbaby]

got a slight influx of followers after that astarion piece so just wanted to say —

hi! i’m ghost! welcome to the party. i write mostly for eddie munson, so be warned. inbox is always open, and if ya ever need anything (cookies, tea, condoms, etc.) just let me know. and please, do enjoy your stay in my haunted corner of the internet.

#gotta remind myself and all of you that i am an eddie munson simp first and foremost #astarion may have the option for a ‘happy ending’ but eddie didn’t and im here to fix that (make him worse) #i’m sick today and had to call out of my damn shift so i’ll probably be writing #also updating rules and stuff #please check those out #gotta add our lovely pale elf to characters i write for womp womp #woke up to almost as many notifications as i used to when 24 was ongoing and out loud said ‘oh god what did i do’

[ayahimes]

dynamic update : ayaka is ship exclusive with @chiselight's al-haitham . any other interactions with the same muse will be strictly platonic .

#˚ ༘ ❅ ⋆｡˚ ꕥ ━━ ❆ ( 綾華 / updates ) #this is our engagement announcement lol #jk but fr .. just a small psa since i think i may add to my rules romantic ship exclusivity now

[deathandthemaiden23]

PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH (2022)✨️🍷🍹🍺 DRINKING GAME 🍺🍹🍷✨️

1. Take a sip anytime:

• A banger ass song starts playing

• Santa Caloma is mentioned

• Pickles is mentioned 🥒

• Jack Horner says an extremely quotable line (at your discretion, because honest to fucking god most of what he says is quotable as fuck)

• Goldilocks is referred to as a budget version of a similar fairytale character ("Little Bo Creep," "Low-rent Cinderella")

• The name "Team Friendship" is mercilessly dragged through the shit

• A map ownership swap occurs and the surrounding area changes as a result

• Puss gets shit on by anyone within a 5 mile radius

• Perrito tries to get Puss to rub his belly

• A character dies, implying Death is most certainly somewhere in the surrounding area unbeknownst to literally everyone else in the story who isn't Death

• Kitty wears the strap-on in her relationship with Puss (for the layman, this would be any time that Kitty saves Puss's ass in any kind of fight scene or really any interaction she has with him where you look at them and the only thought to go through your head is, "this man definitely gets pegged")

• Papa Bear fails to back up Baby Bear when he resists a particular roast slung at him by Goldi and instead affirms the accuracy of said roast or takes Goldi's side

• Perrito is disturbingly upbeat given the grimness of the current conversation topic being discussed in the movie

•Puss's anime eyes are used and/or discussed

1. Chug for 3 seconds every time:

• Spanish splinter™️ occurs

• A wanted poster is shown

• Perrito triggers the censors 🤬

• Death shows up 🥰 🥺🫠😏

1. Take a shot every time:

• Puss loses a life (if you're daring and can time it, do a sip/shot for each life lost in the beginning montage and repeat during the scene in the Cave of Lost Souls if you can keep up with two sickles mcgee, ignore if you're a

✨️p u s s y✨️)

• The Shrek Cinematic Universe is alluded to, basically any time a Shrek character besides Puss appears on screen

• Perrito has to be rescued

1. Finish your drink when:

• Perrito calms Puss down during his panic attack

• Puss parts on good/neutral terms with his sleep paralysis demon ("Hasta la muerte" 💀❤️)

• The camera pans to reveal Far Far Away at the end 👽(closest emoji to Shrek that I could find sorry the only other green emoji is the puke one which I found inappropriate for our layered ogrelord)

If you're lucky, Death won't be carting your cold carcass into the afterlife by the end of this shit. Happy birthday me I guess lol here's to Shrek 5 bitches

#puss in boots the last wish #pibtlw #puss in boots #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #puss in boots wolf #kitty softpaws #perrito #jack horner #goldilocks and the three bears #shrek #dreamworks #drinking game #i made this for my 25th birthday celebration today lol #sorry if this is... extensive #im a plus size gal and tend to have to drink a lot lmfao #and if you cant drink then just do soda or somethin idk #dont let a lack of legal access to alcohol deter your potential enjoyment of watching the movie in drinking game format #im pretty sure this is how any shrek movie is meant to be watched tbh #anyways cheers y'all 🍻 #i do not assume responsibility for any deaths by alcohol poisoning that may occur in playing by these rules #a brief update: i played this game as faithfully as i could and... #i may have girlbossed a little too close to the sun on this one ahahaha #i ate and drank way too much ahaha whoops #id say the rules of this drinking game could use a few tweaks but tbh thats quitter talk™️

[hunterwritesstuff]

ÓHi, could you smut Adam x fem Reader he has sex with Lucifer's wife

Hello! So sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I don't write full-on smut rn, as I don't feel confident enough in writing it yet, so I will, unfortunately, have to decline this request. So sorry, but I don't have enough confidence to feel like I would give you a product you would be happy with :(

#hunter screams #I may have to update the rules bc idk if this is stated there or not-

[sweeterbeens-askblog]

Did you see my submission?

Im not sure which submission this is talking about because you sent this in anonymously. I do have quite a few requests that I'm working on, maybe you'll see yours get done and posted sooner or later ^^

#you may want to clarify which one is yours tho #also there has been an update to my rules #check it out when you can ^^ #ask blog

[othunderous]

thor is canonically married here on othunderous 👰🏼💍

#well not until 2026 but you understand #so he may mention her in threads #𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧. ooc #i updated my rules to say it too but: #i am still open to shipping. i dont have that much restraint #ships will just be an au where he hasnt met her yet

[fox-guardian]

WAIT YOU'RE WRITING A FIC?!!!

Yes! I haven't posted any of it anywhere, but I am writing a stokerswap fic. I'm currently starting the fifth chapter, and it's the early days. Pre-canon. This is a fix-it that would span at least half of canon if Danny can prevent most stuff with his powerful aura and tits, but we shall see. Danny is vibing. Tim is trying to vibe but he is Stressed. Martin has unintentionally gained a bestie (Danny) and Jon is feeling very smug. Sasha is soon to get some time in the spotlight, I'm excited <3

#fg's answers #asks #chapters are SUPPOSED to be around 4-4.5k words #but ive broken that rule twice already aldksldksks its fine #also dont. expect it to be posted. i might share snippets here but given my history this may remain unposted. we shall see. #might have to update my blog title alsjsldjd #i would LIKE to post it. someday. but expect nothing #actually no EXPECT more silly comics and stuff from my favorite bits ive written

[lxnarphase]

𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚡𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 :

✰...all characters are written as 20+

✰...i primarily write fem!reader and gn!reader, but will write masc!reader if requested.

✰...some of the readers may present as black as i am a black writer and tend to include features i see myself in, but i try to keep it neutral.

✰...the characters i write for are listed below :

gojo, nanami, geto, toji, shiu, choso, sukuna, hakari, higuruma, todou this list may change as i learn to write more characters

✰...i will not write for the following :

incest/psuedo-incest, rape/noncon, pedophilia, raceplay, unsanitary bodily fluids

✰... do not repost, copy, translate, or alter my work and please do not use my work for ai bots without permission

#𖤐 ── rules. #may be updated as time goes on.

[thevalleyisjolly]

You know you're a (Canadian) archivist when you have RAD on the bookmarks toolbars of every single one of your browsers.

#the valley is posting #extremely niche posts #that's the rules for archival description baybeeeeeeee #sure it's old and bloated and you only really use it for file-level description and below since it's too much detail for anything higher #but; and this is important; only canadian archivists are allowed to talk shit about it #the moment anyone else starts asking why you don't just use isad(g) for everything and have done with it #we all become its staunchest defenders #it gives you guidance when you do have the opportunity to describe at such a granular level! sure; it could do with an update #but so could every single other archival standard out there #every canadian archivist i know has a copy of rad. even the ones who don't like it have a copy of rad. #they inject it into our bloodstream like a tracker when we start the mas and it stays there forever #so i may be a little tipsy and apparently i get into an archivist state of mind when i'm tipsy

[vermillioncrown]

idk idk. the common consensus among the people i've played games with (various games, various social groups, various stakes) is that i am my most diabolical when on a team

"you're the perfect cooperator, co-conspirator" - verm bf

#redglyphs #or verm bf fielding a bunch of shy dms after a tournament #of the guys i played w going '...your gf is really good at this game wtf' #or the surprised pikachu faces of our opponents when a keikaku is revealed #keep in mind these men are obsessed w mini gaming and play multiple games every week #i took a break since 2019 #i only know my one faction and the tournament was my first time playing a different one #tournament was this may #with updated rules and compositions too #i don't know anyone else's guys #not like how these men memorize the entire list builder and rangebands and possible loadouts #'if you were actually obsessed you'd be terrifying' - local guy who everyone calls a sadist when they play against him #'thanks j but i only like my guys. not everyone else's guys' #'you might not always win but you make my buttcheeks clench' - review 2 #it's because the game is so concrete. easy for verm calculations to take place unlike chess #i will never get chess i think #and i don't want to get chess #will laugh at chess memes tho

[galaxietm]

how does one both simplify their rules but also make them cohesive? i swear i've been roleplaying for a while, i'm just trying to get back into the swing of things 😂

#tbd later // #// i'm attempting to work on the blog's carr.d again #// but i know i need to update the muse list on the blog itself #// so maybe?? i may just update the muse list on the blog and make a more simple muse list on the carrd? #// i dont know- i constantly look at my rules (the updated version on the carr.d i've been working on for a while now) #// and i wonder if it's a lot or not

[takaraphoenix]

Hello, I have problem, I can't read your story, demon on your shoulder, after chapter 13, it won't let me read the others, the update of chapter 14 and 15 doesn't appear, why? I love the story

Hey, there! I appreciate that you love the story, but I'm afraid unless you got yourself a working time machine, you are going to have a problem with that!

The story has currently only 13 chapters and neither chapter 14 or 15 have been written or posted yet. You can't read what doesn't exist. ^^°

I'm afraid you'll have to be patient and wait for them. ;)

#Fic: Demon on Your Shoulder #Shadowhunters #Malace #Reader Appreciation #though chapter 14 _was_ supposed to come out today #but well. I have been dealing with being sick #for essentially the whole past month. so updates #have been pushed back twice already last month #and I'm still kinda behind sooo this one will be too #gotta admit I'm peeved that I HAVE pushed back twice already #so I worked on it today and I wanna work on it tomorrow #and if I have a good day tomorrow I may break the Saturday rule #and update on a Sunday instead. but if I don't get it done #it will be pushed back to Saturday next week I'm afraid

[kenphobia]

how would wally (you add more if you want) reacting to a tsundere reader in general and the the famous line

"It's not like I like you " or

"you dumb dumb"

there are many more but you get my gist right.

hii !! i know i said i wont be posting in a while but i have to make this clear

while i do appreciate you sending an ask, anon, please DO NOT send requests to me when you have requested it to another writers. I was scrolling through the wh x reader tags and i can't help but notice someone answering this very same ask

my reasoning is more of personal and an actual unspoken fanfic writer rule, but yeah!! i just feel the need to point this out

all of this /nm btw :]

#tea time! #anon tag! #semi announcements! #might update my rules once im back #i'll be on my regular posting on like #may or something??? yeah

[nyctophobia-au]

▸Welcome to the Blog for My HK AU◂

Hello, and welcome to my blog! Be prepared for mediocre art and insane, 3AM crackhead ramblings. This blog is for my Hollow Knight AU, which I've called Nyctophobia. Originally, Nyctophobia was just a placeholder name but I'm attached now, please help. My personal art blog is @rottika

▸ABOUT ME◂

▸ My name is Rot, but you can also call me SFBE or Sexy Fictional Bug Enthusiast. Yes, I am normal. ▸ I'm nineteen. ▸ My pronouns are he/him. ▸ Member of the LGBTQ+ community. (Trans, aromantic, polyamorous, and bisexual specifically.) ▸ I am an American but I use British English because American English hella stinky. ▸ I'm an amateur artist and writer. I also do YouTube sometimes, but that's wholly unrelated to this blog. ▸ Neurodivergent; please use tone indicators if possible! ▸ Hollow Knight is my special interest. I have three hundred hours on the game, and you should be concerned. ▸ IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONING ME, YOU CAN FIND MY COMMISSION SHEET HERE. To order one, DM me on Twitter or Instagram! (Links are at the bottom of this post.)

▸ABOUT THIS BLOG◂

▸ This blog is essentially a dumping ground for artwork and ramblings related to a Hollow Knight AU I created. ▸ Hopefully, I'll be turning this AU into a full fic at some point, but I'm slow so don't count on it anytime soon. ▸ I have taken some creative liberties in many of my own interpretations of the characters. If you disagree with a ship I like or an idea I have, that's perfectly fine and valid! Just ignore and DNI if it upsets you. ▸ I appreciate asks and will answer all of them as long as they are respectful and not directly hateful or crude. Anything of a rude nature will be ignored and deleted. ▸ I would prefer that you send questions to my ask box and not in comments. I am more likely to see them and reply with a longer response that way! :] ▸ Feel free to reblog my work! However, please do not repost any of my work or use it as pfps/headers WITHOUT CREDIT. ▸ If you want to use any of my personal designs for different characters, feel free to do so! I would appreciate it if you were to credit me as your inspiration though, so that I can see the work you create! ▸ Feel free to request work or suggest ideas! Though I am taking requests, I still have full rights to deny or ignore any requests I get if I do not want to draw them. (Please only request art related to this AU/HK.) ▸ This blog may contain very mild NSFW topics. There will be nothing explicit of course, but just be mindful of your own boundaries and DNI if something makes you uncomfortable.

▸PERSONAL BOUNDARIES◂

▸ DNI IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF FIFTEEN. ▸ Do not send in asks about any incest or underage/adult pairings. ▸ Do not request artwork of any incest or underage/adult pairings. ▸ Do not request NSFW artwork. ▸ You MAY send in asks related to NSFW topics, but please keep it civil and non-explicit. I don't wanna see any nasty shit, thanks. Questions of that ilk will be ignored. ▸ If I see a racial, transphobic, homophobic, or ableist slur, you will be blocked. <3

▸YOU CAN ALSO FIND ME◂

#pinned bios #bio #i explain my blog essentially #personal boundaries #important info #pls read #before you follow #before you interact #rules #may update

[shiroselia]

Me switching from third person to first person in a fic is technically going against Everything I’ve learned about fictional writing but motherfucker it gives cool effect to the text and hammers in a difference I really want to get across so a bitch just might

And also urgh dialogue writing in first person pov sucks

#If this fic ends up like I want it to it's gonna be The coolest thing I've written in a while #But I'm def challenging myself here #My writing is already spitting on punctuation rules I may as well break pov rules too #Update: SSOBlocc said it'd be cool I'm doing it for the effect