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PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH (2022)✨️🍷🍹🍺 DRINKING GAME 🍺🍹🍷✨️

1. Take a sip anytime:

• A banger ass song starts playing

• Santa Caloma is mentioned

• Pickles is mentioned 🥒

• Jack Horner says an extremely quotable line (at your discretion, because honest to fucking god most of what he says is quotable as fuck)

• Goldilocks is referred to as a budget version of a similar fairytale character ("Little Bo Creep," "Low-rent Cinderella")

• The name "Team Friendship" is mercilessly dragged through the shit

• A map ownership swap occurs and the surrounding area changes as a result

• Puss gets shit on by anyone within a 5 mile radius

• Perrito tries to get Puss to rub his belly

• A character dies, implying Death is most certainly somewhere in the surrounding area unbeknownst to literally everyone else in the story who isn't Death

• Kitty wears the strap-on in her relationship with Puss (for the layman, this would be any time that Kitty saves Puss's ass in any kind of fight scene or really any interaction she has with him where you look at them and the only thought to go through your head is, "this man definitely gets pegged")

• Papa Bear fails to back up Baby Bear when he resists a particular roast slung at him by Goldi and instead affirms the accuracy of said roast or takes Goldi's side

• Perrito is disturbingly upbeat given the grimness of the current conversation topic being discussed in the movie

•Puss's anime eyes are used and/or discussed

1. Chug for 3 seconds every time:

• Spanish splinter™️ occurs

• A wanted poster is shown

• Perrito triggers the censors 🤬

• Death shows up 🥰 🥺🫠😏

1. Take a shot every time:

• Puss loses a life (if you're daring and can time it, do a sip/shot for each life lost in the beginning montage and repeat during the scene in the Cave of Lost Souls if you can keep up with two sickles mcgee, ignore if you're a

✨️p u s s y✨️)

• The Shrek Cinematic Universe is alluded to, basically any time a Shrek character besides Puss appears on screen

• Perrito has to be rescued

1. Finish your drink when:

• Perrito calms Puss down during his panic attack

• Puss parts on good/neutral terms with his sleep paralysis demon ("Hasta la muerte" 💀❤️)

• The camera pans to reveal Far Far Away at the end 👽(closest emoji to Shrek that I could find sorry the only other green emoji is the puke one which I found inappropriate for our layered ogrelord)

If you're lucky, Death won't be carting your cold carcass into the afterlife by the end of this shit. Happy birthday me I guess lol here's to Shrek 5 bitches

#puss in boots the last wish #pibtlw #puss in boots #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #puss in boots wolf #kitty softpaws #perrito #jack horner #goldilocks and the three bears #shrek #dreamworks #drinking game #i made this for my 25th birthday celebration today lol #sorry if this is... extensive #im a plus size gal and tend to have to drink a lot lmfao #and if you cant drink then just do soda or somethin idk #dont let a lack of legal access to alcohol deter your potential enjoyment of watching the movie in drinking game format #im pretty sure this is how any shrek movie is meant to be watched tbh #anyways cheers y'all 🍻 #i do not assume responsibility for any deaths by alcohol poisoning that may occur in playing by these rules #a brief update: i played this game as faithfully as i could and... #i may have girlbossed a little too close to the sun on this one ahahaha #i ate and drank way too much ahaha whoops #id say the rules of this drinking game could use a few tweaks but tbh thats quitter talk™️

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Hey y'all I know there's like maybe 3 people left in this fandom but I made a video meme about death and now im forcing you all to watch it clockwork orange-style via the ludovico technique

#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #puss in boots wolf #pibtlw #suzy izzard #suzy izzard dressed to kill #sorry this popped into my head as an idea for a meme weeks ago and i only just now got around to making it lol #this is how i spend my time to avoid defaulting to depression nap mode on a regular basis #i was watching this special bc its my favorite suzy izzard special #and its been lowkey responsible for a modest chunk of my current sense of humor since middle school #but rewatching it made me realize that there was an opportunity here that i would be remiss to waste lmfao #so now im here #i fully expect this to get like 2 or 3 notes but eh #i felt it would be a crime to deprive the world of this godtier fandom content

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Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (2022) Dir. Joel Crawford

#me: *sees these and immediately saves every single one to my totally normal death folder on my phone* #these are so high quality oml thank you for your service #i will make good fuckin use of these bahahahahaha #also um #i love him #so so much #dunno if I've made that clear before

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DEATH

PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH (2022)

#yea i think ill reblog that #thats my fucking husband guys #no shut up thats #thats my fucking HUSBAND

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based on an actual conversation between my best friend and i as i was brainrot infodumping at her about the plot of my death fic like i do at any given opportunity

#puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #puss in boots wolf #pibtlw #kitty softpaws #im like 98% sure several people have already made this joke but idc i made my own with blackjack and hookers #its an obvious joke so there's almost no chance it hasnt already been done lmfao #nevertheless it gave me the giggles and i had to stop writing my fic to make this bc otherwise i wasnt going to be able to keep going

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#i fucking adore this #the little detail of his running mascara while he's crying at his own funeral never fucking escapes me honestly #BABE YOU MADE HIM CRY #HIS MASCARA IS RUNNING BECAUSE YOU SCARED HIM REALLY BAD LMAO

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#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #puss in boots wolf #puss in boots #here comes spontaneous last wish commentary at 7pm on a saturday #my best friend puts up with so much shit honestly bless her

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Bro idk who's around me rn idk who's really still here in this fandom idk who will even see this or read it and i dont wanna get into it (proceeds to get into it) but ive been on a grand fucking expedition to confront past trauma and shit lately which whoopeee what else is new for what basically amounts to a dreamworks adult obsessed with the grim reaper from shrek specifically i think there's probably an actual good reason this is my biggest blorbo yet (which by the way, my good bitches, is truly saying something) beyond "big scary wolf sexy" but like anyways its been a hot fuckin second of me just sort of existing in purgatory with basically only this character to keep me real company the whole time chipping away at fanfic and makin doodles here and there while trying to solve the great big fuckin mystery of hey pal is there any particular reason you spend most of your free time fantasizing at length about being loved and cared for by literal fuckin death but um i kinda sorta had been making peace lately with the very real possibility that probably the only reappearances from Death we'd see going forward in this franchise would kinda just be relegated to stuff like being a playable character in that dumbass mario kart game they made recently that they had the audacity to charge $50 for the version with him in it and I was immediately prepared to shell out the fuckin money regardless anyways tldr this is my longwinded way of saying bless harvey fuckin guillen for supposedly saying he wants to reprise his role as perrito in shrek 5 and specifically mentioning he wanted to know more about his backstory including the near death experience he had in the sock that he still wears like ok let me be clear im not getting my hopes up for shit im super excited about the idea of harvey and everybody reprising their roles for future shrek installments but i know shit be disappointing sometimes and it just be like that sometimes blablabla alright nothing is set in stone in this cursed ass timeline we're in bbbbbbut

✨️H O W E V E R✨️

I cannot help but think in some kind of weirdly jaded optimism that surely dreamworks would not fucking let the absolute furry cashcow that Death is go to fucking waste if they're bringing shrek back to the big screen it just seems incredibly fuckin stupid this big fuckin bastard gave everyone a boner when last wish dropped to the extent that i actually didnt know anything about last wish going in to see it in theaters the first time knew nothing of the plot who was in it whatever right THE ONLY FUCKIN KNOWLEDGE I HAD OF LAST WISH PRIOR TO SITTING DOWN AND WATCHING IT WAS "OH I GUESS THERE'S A WOLF CHARACTER AND EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK HIM" LMFAO UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKIN YEAR RIGHT LOL anyways if dreamworks doesnt seize the opportunity to give him at least one more like visible cameo appearance anywhere in whatever they can squeeze out of the shrek franchise after it was dead (lmfao) for like years (the puss in boots show is little known to anyone sadly and also it seems vaguely noncanonical if that makes sense stuff gets said on the regular in that show that just seems too batshit even for shrek standards) I'll genuinely like die of shock the entertainment industry is chock full of companies just like dreamworks always achin to get their hands on another iconic character they can squeeze money out of ad infinitum and like i dont want that to happen with Death I dont but also... please just let him show up at least one more time dreamworks throw this bitch a bone im begging you you will make so much money i promise u the thirsty tumblr fans are no joke we'll bankroll your ass to the moon and back

I feel it would be remiss of me not to offer some form of content after all this impassioned war and peace length solilioquy about the scu (shrek cinematic universe) so here's an old WIP from forever ago im like 90% i havent posted here (if i have oh fuckin well tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) its a lil scene from chapter 2 of my death fic where he gets caught redhanded picking flowers for his crush because he's a dork ass loser and wants to impress her without coming on too strong lmao like bro she's so into you just go for it

#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #puss in boots wolf #shrek #ramble time i guess #i pity you if you make it through this whole post #idk what this is to be totally honest with you #i dont expect many will read it but #idk ive been gone for a second and i just read a screenrant article that gave me the happies #i wanted to release the happies here on the tungle #where surely civility reigns #sentences i will not regret later #tw mentions of death #i mean like #obviously lmfao #its shrek news idk if anyone still talks about shrek news on here #i guess im just excited to see what they come up with

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I'm sorry but this is really funny to me

#im fucking crying omg

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my babygirl

#i am staring #respectfully #i want to smooch so fucking bad #love of my fucking life

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Actual picture of me in bed last night after shotgunning an entire bag of edibles and watching Last Wish for the first time in weeks so i can hallucinate the big sexy reaper wolf

#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots death #puss in boots wolf #lobo #muerte #i have been... so sad and empty lately lol #and this kinda brought me back a little bit ngl #bc like........ #him 🥰🥰🥰🥺

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Hi! I just found your blog and *I love your story!!!!!* Death and Sidhela are so fuckin cute together holy shit and you’re an amazing writer and artist!!!!! Also may I give you an idea on a future fic? If you would prefer not to that’s just fine but thank you for sharing their story!!!! Sidhela is so cute I love her

Hi there omg you're so sweet, thank you!! I'll be real honest my stuff doesn't get a whole lot of attention and it can be real disheartening but this ask honestly made my whole week ❤️❤️❤️ I'm so glad you like them together and think they're cute- *I* think they're cute as fuck and I honestly ship them so hard ahahaha which is a given since I'm the writer but EVERYTHING THEY DO IS ADORABLE AHAHA

Its honestly a shame not a lot of people read or look at my stuff because I love talking about them and about Death as a character in general. The brainrot is fucking real lmao but anyways HEY THANK YOU SO MUCH??? If you have an idea feel free to shoot it my way in an ask or over DM if you'd like. I'm currently writing something multi-chapter with these two right now and I'm one chapter away from finishing the first act- if I dig your idea it may worm it's way into the story eventually ^^ thank you again for taking the time to look at my work and say something nice about it, I hope you have a wonderful day 💖

#ask #i cant thank u enough honestly ive been having a terrible... month #this made me feel a lot better

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*hypnosis voice* you will ignore the fact that there is a bunch of bullshit in front of my tv my house is very small

#puss in boots #adventures of puss in boots #puss in boots dulcinea #puss in boots artephius #this frickin wizard drives me up the wall #everything he does makes me wanna punch a hole in drywall #and then eat it

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Might fuck around and throw some ink on these idk

#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots death #lobo #muerte #death x oc #sidhelobo #puss in boots wolf #i love how these came out #i might turn em into full shaded pieces but again idk #i got a lot on my plate rn lol

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Death and Perrito plushies !

Late birthday gifts (u//v//u)

Death doesn't seem to like it. After all this plushie looks more like a cat than a wolf X'D

Fanartworks by @pand-a-mort

DO NOT REPOST/STEAL PLEASE. Thank you.

#omg ive got this death plush #and the only reason i do is bc its the only one that was on etsy and i pounced on it lol #i agree he defo looks more like a cat than a wolf lmao #which is so funny and ironic #anyways I love him sm #it may look weird but its still visibly death

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🐱

#i loooove this op #its beautiful #*folds and puts in my pocket*

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Obsessed with the fact that they just dropped an idea so conceptually batshit as BEE LIGHTNING into this fucking show and then proceeded not to elaborate on it in any way whatsoever I'm having the time of my life here

#puss in boots #adventures of puss in boots #piper #this episode was great #and directly contradictory to last wish #but you're a fool if you take shrek lore 100% dead serious anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯