#max’s wifey

[lightsoutletsgo]

mimi congrats on 500, i’m so happy for you! 🤍🧸✨🫶🏼 i never send anything for these kinds of things but i need to do it now because i trust you 👀 so okay. . . can i request 2 ships please? and ofc i wouldn’t mind a little nsfw. i’m an aspiring actress, my favorite food is pasta and always will be. i’m a little introverted and shy but once i’m comfortable around people i’m able to get out of my bubble. i’m a perfectionist and don’t like not having control over my life. i have a hard time expressing my feelings :( and may come across as a cold person but i am extremely sentimental, i just wanna be held and loved. i like going out as much as i like staying in watching a movie or doing anything, really.

congrats again baby, love youuuu. <333

ahhh gwen! I'm so honoured that you trust me to write this request hehe I hope you enjoy it - this was literally so fun 🤭 happy reading! love mimi 🤍

MAX VERSTAPPEN ᝰ.ᐟ₊ ⊹ (everyone pretends to be shocked) - calls you schatje or lekker ding (when he's being silly) - loves loves LOVES feeling your hand in his!! it keeps him grounded - his love language is physical touch - he loves surprising you with flowers and buying you flowers. doesn't even need to be for anything, he just loves showing you how he feels through the language of flowers (omg fic idea?)

max relates hard to feeling like a perfectionist and while he also wants you to be the best version of yourself, he doesn't allow you to be hard on yourself. if he sees you getting too into your head, he's quick to hold your face and make you look at him. he'll remind you that he loves you and that he's proud of you. the way he looks at you makes you feel like you could make a million mistakes in the next few minutes and you'd still be okay - because you have him by your side. both you and max are often called the ice couple. no one means anything by it! they just think it's kind of funny how you're so short with others (especially if you're upset or stressed) but then you look at each other and it's like you do a 180. max won't ever admit this but it actually turns him into such a melt knowing that he's the only one who can turn you that mushy.

max loves taking you with him on race weekends and he will never not get butterflies seeing you there waiting for him in the garage with his name and number on your shirt, but nothing makes him get butterflies more than you sleepily curled up on his chest at home. he's a sucker for at-home dinner date nights and he loves cooking with you in the kitchen, it's fine if it gets super messed up because then he's telling you to get dressed and he's taking you out for dinner at one of the nicest restaurants in monaco where you know there's no way that he would have gotten in if he wasn't the max verstappen.

he loves that you have your dream of being an actress and he does as much as he can to support you in that, even if he's on the other side of the world. helping you look for workshops and audition opportunities, introducing you to your favourite actresses and inspirations when they're at the f1, helping you learn and run lines. you support him so much in his dream and career, showing up to as many of his races as possible that he can't wait for the day he gets to return the favour and stand on the red carpet as your trophy husband for the night! he's actually really excited by the thought!

max is absolutely addicted to the noises you make for him and only him as he loves to remind you. nothing satisfies him more than seeing your eyes roll back as he murmurs to you, his voice low, "who's making you this messy schat hmm?". he relishes in the way you squeeze around him when he's pushing in for the first time and you love the way he grips your hips as he does his best to control himself, the ache of his fingers digging into your hips a delicious reminder over the next few hours of just who you belong to. max is possessive, highly possessive. there is no way you're not leaving his bed, couch, apartment, car, driver's room, without him leaving a pretty mark in at least one or two places. he never does it where it can be captured by the cameras, instead choosing spots that only the two of you know about or spots that he can gently press when you're in public, the brief sting sending tingles down your spine.

"schatje?" max's voice prompts you to open your eyes from where you'd been dozing on the couch with the cats, "what do you want for dinner tonight?" you crane your neck to look at him as you gently scratch under sassy's chin, giggling at the way you feel her starting to purr against your tummy, "hmmm..." you look at him and bite your lip with a smile, max chuckles and nods, "pasta it is then!" you let out a cheer as max crosses the room and gently lifts your head to create a space to sit. as soon as he's sitting, he's placing your head back in his lap, one hand automatically soothing over your hair, his other hand snaking down to link his fingers with yours. you hum happily and he gazes down at you with so much love and adoration you swear you could cry. he leans down to press a soft kiss your forehead. you're not even aware of your eyes closing and drifting off to sleep but when you next open your eyes, you're cuddled into max, the cats nowhere to be found. it's dark outside and the lamp in the corner is switched on, casting a dim golden glow over the room. "how long was I out?" max stretches before pulling you closer to him, burying his nose into your neck and inhaling your cosy sleepy smell. "a couple of hours..." you sigh contentedly, hands sneaking under his hoodie to gently scratch at his lower back soothingly and he shudders next to you, "fuck... I missed you this weekend schatje." "I missed you to..." "I really don't wanna get up to make dinner," you giggle, "me either..." he sighs as if he's making a life altering decision, "then I guess we're just gonna have to order from your favourite italian restaurant." you give a little excited squeak as he rolls on top of you, softly grabbing one of your calves to wrap your leg around his waist, leaning down to press a kiss to your neck before he whispers in your ear, his voice gravelly, "think I could make you cum before dinner arrives?"

࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

LANDO NORRIS ᝰ.ᐟ₊ ⊹ - calls you baby or sugar (when he's being annoying) - is addicted to your lips! like he loves kissing them but sometimes he gets so distracted just staring at you talk - his love language is acts of service - lando really isn't a good cook but he'll learn to make your favourite pasta dish just for you! lando is known for being that happy smiley, golden retriever around everyone whether he knows them or not. but you're not and he understands that! whenever you're in a new environment or meeting new people, he's gently linking his fingers with yours and squeezing once, twice, three times just to remind you that he's there if you need him. he'll happily stand slightly in front of you if it makes you feel better but as soon as you've warmed up and you're in your zone he's stepping back with a proud smile (and totally zoning out because your lips look so good when you smile and laugh)

lando is not a chef in any way, but he is determined to learn how to make your favourite dishes just because the way your eyes widen and you smile at him when he presents dinner to you is worth any amount of time or fails or tiny burns he gets in the process! he loves being able to surprise you after a long hard day or at any point! sure the presentation might be lacking and sometimes you have to add a little extra salt when he's not looking, but he does it with so much love and care. even taking the time to set the table up with a candle and some flowers. he'll pull your chair out for you to sit down and serves you as if you were dining at a michelin star restaurant (the only difference is that you pay him in kisses not cash!) he loves when you sit on stream with him and he loves watching you interact with the fans, asking them questions and passing on their questions to him. fans have made many compilation videos of the two of you and the titles and contents never fail to make you giggle watching them when lando's away and you miss him. "lando and his doberman gf" "golden retriver bf x black cat gf" "lando and his gf being the sun and moon for 10 minutes" lando loves how your lips look when they're smiling and laughing but he also loves how they look wrapped around his fingers as he slowly rolls his hips into you while you whine and moan underneath him. he loves the way they look around his cock and sometimes all you have to do is bite or lick your lips before he's clenching his jaw and closing his eyes, desperately trying to stop himself dragging you off to a quiet corner or his room - he usually fails! lando loves sloppy kisses while he fucks you nice and slow and deep, smirking into the kiss as you let out the most lewd whines and whimpers, drooling and cock drunk. he sometimes gets so turned on that he's begging you to sink to your knees under his desk. he's stopped a stream early before now, just because he couldn't wait any longer!

"hey sugar," you roll your eyes with a smile as lando slides onto the bed next to you, "come here often?" "you're ridiculous," you laugh and shove his arm. he wraps his arms around your waist and rolls onto his back, dragging you with him, "lando!" he cuddles into you, firmly tucking you into his side so you can't escape, "I was looking at an audition!" he sighs, "look later..." you wriggle slightly but he's unrelenting, "you're so needy!" you coo at him and you can practically feel his cheeks heat up, "yeah well... been missing you today..." he mumbles and one of your hands comes up to play with his curls absentmindedly, "ohhh yes please," you snort, "your fans are right, you're literally like a puppy..." he pulls away to look at you, "I'd be a good puppy for you," he says with a wink as you scoff and flick his forehead, "don't be such a whore, babe," "can't help it..." he shrugs, "just gotta look at your pretty lips," his face gets closer to yours and you can feel his breath on your lips, "just one look and I need to feel them."

he's murmuring against your lips at this point and your thighs squeeze together with no warning, he fucking giggles and presses a line of soft kisses along your jaw, teasing you. but you're not in the mood, "lando?" your voice is hushed as you look up at his pretty eyes, watching the way the lust and love he has for you swirl in them, "yes baby?" "kiss me." you don't need to ask him twice, he'll gladly kiss you anytime.

#mimi's 500 celebration ₊˚⊹ ᥫ᭡ #mimi.writes #mimi.thirsts #sweet moots ₊˚✧*:･ #gwen 🧸 #max’s wifey #f1 x reader #lando norris x reader #max verstappen x reader #gwen <3

[earthmoonz]

future! maxlena when they finally get their shit together!

#sm to say ab this...max w curls... full making out in a restaurant...max's lv bag that lena defo bought for them... #i can't wait to write them in their loved up era omg #lesbians we love you! #sims story #sims 4 story #ts4 maxis mix #sims of color #lgbtq simblr #black simblr #sims community #*max kyle #*lena scott #misc: wifey #*maxlena #ts4 edit #emz: edits

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

i have so much fun with ffxiv bc like. me and my friends that play have a wol team and we roleplay tons when we're able to all be on at the same time

sure it takes forever to actually progress bc we're all having hours-long scenes after story events to work out the impact on everyone and, in some cases, who was impacted more than the others (like thorgeim being the one who got framed during that one incident, whereas the dragoon wol had a lot of specific stuff during heavensward, etc)

i'm told there's some shit later on that Complicates the wol-team idea but i don't want spoilers and i'm confident we can work it out when we get there so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#we basically all rp together bc we don't want to get story spoilers from randos...can't even visit venues without that being an issue :( #but it's nice having a static party for basically every story dungeon and fight #we're at....early-mid stormblood now i think? after like...two years lol though part of that is just not having time to play #so many maxed out sidequests and lore things tho...it's great #stirring up trouble #we have another friend who doesn't roleplay but does have some fun insights from time to time and has many helpful tips #and their character is thorgeim's wifey lmfao. they're both so grossly over-the-top affectionate lolol #and then one more friend who basically never plays with us these days but when they do it's like. Top Tier Roleplay. i love... #currently trying to convert other friends to ffxiv (though realistically we're not gonna be on much for a bit but still)...join us... #become part of the wol team....lets get a whole sentai group going lmfao #that or join our all-viera side group bc that is. definitely a Thing. massive tonal shift from the wol team lol i love them sm #the bundie brigade!! their whole gimmick is doing all their fighting in their skivvies basically to show how tough and/or agile they are #they started out as just being silly side characters and became MUCH more than that...oops we gave them lore and trauma #ugh ok i need to stop yelling abt this now. it is Bed Time and i have shit to do tomorrow. #i should draw and post them at some point tho...i love them sm....

[chisungie]

mpe ely banner shes so prettyyy 🥺🥺 makes me wanna pull for her despite having her rank maxed and full gear aAAA

#honkai impact 3rd #like even the bg for her banner.. so pretty.... #oh my god WAIT. i hated when ppl would see my triple s full gear ely and call me a whale bc THAT WAS HARD WORK. #IM NOT A WHALE MF </3 THOSE WERE F2P XTALS. LUCK. and MIRAGE/MEMORIAL ARENA SAVINGS. #and my HoH:E isnt maxed out </3 BECAUSE YOU CANT FARM HER SOBS #anyway. wifey 🥺 #elysia #hi3 elysia #and yeah i turn off the visual fx bc with the final banquet bg its kinda blinding alskdj i have weak eyes...

[sheffran]

Definition of common-law:

1. When two people act like they’re married without having a relationship (S1-4)

(Anyone noticed how relaxed Max looks here when Fran kissed him? How his hand goes from tense to floppy 😜)

Not including S5 & 6 because they’re legally married and that kind of defeats the purpose of this.

#it’s funny because it’s true #I love how timid fran and max get when in trouble #we create our families - rupual #fran 100% wifey and mother material #completely married 😂 #future mrs sheffield 💍 #charles shaughnessy #maxwell sheffield #blended families #the nanny gifs #nanny fine #fran fine #fran drescher #future wife

[cyberfreaky]

Me n u should make out rn omg you got me going feral good lord please let me breath the same air as you

COME HERE!! let’s make out rn. u literally make me nervous cause ur so fine

#wifey tingz #MWAH #max ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ #sel’s inbox ♡

[nerdie-faerie]

Trust my best friend of nearly ten years to bring her boyfriend when she finally has time to come see me and not even warn me about it 🙄😅

#Clskimo the Wifey #like ive only seen her once this school year before this because shes literally always busy and already cancelled on me repeatedly #she says shes available and will come to me this time instead of making me go to her didnt even mention her boyfriend #i dont have any problem with him except for the fact he doesnt speak but like i wanna be able to talk to my friend without an audience is #that so much to ask 🙄 shes too busy to even read my messages and now we can even talk in person cus her blody boyfriends here #like I dont really wanna talk about uni and family stress with your boyfriend who cant even be bothered to say hi tbh #its fvcking fight to get her to see me at all and then when we do i cant talk to her?? i dont get it #i know im whining about nothing and being selfish im glad she's happy in her relationship but fvck she even brought him to my birthday meal #with my extended family like seriously man?? just one fvcking day you see him every week and im relegated to 4 times a year max 🙄

[espercr]

queen ? ? ? ? queen ????? u dropped ur crown ; ^ ; 

#wifey material #✶ WHEN I BREAK PATTERN I BREAK GROUND ✶ ( ooc ) #i'm high so bullshit mode is cranked to the max

[revvywevvy]

playing corporate clash bc my girlfriend started playing it and we goin crazy stupid

lookit my funky little goblin

#cell mumbles #//barely been a day and im already at the derrick man task lol #//i got my squirt/zap/sound all at lvl 3 but I dont even wanna attempt the fight till theyre all at least at lvl 4 or 5 idk #//im waiting for the wifey to catch up so we can fight him together <3 #//so i might just go in early. but my ttr mannerisms havent left me i feel like if i enter anything important without maxed gags #//then i must be doing a bad. and that logic only applies to me unfortunately sdhgdshgdsgs

[lloyds-department]

my husband is so pretty he is the prettiest man ever

his eyes are so nice like

sososososososo nice

#lloyds meowing #mr lloyd aka smoochins #reminder. i have a hubby and a wifey #separate people. some anons have accused me of whoring around but in reality i am living my bisexual polyamorous dreams to the MAX

[earthmoonz]

WIFEY. | EPISODE EIGHT (8.13)

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Lena wasn’t sure why she’d stayed at the gala. Maybe it was the free alcohol or the pit of guilt making its home in her stomach, but she felt rooted to the ballroom. Unable to process what faced her outside its walls. Max’s retribution had been swift. They’d blocked Lena’s burner and iphone. It was admirable, even if it did make Lena feel like a massive fuck up. 

To a layman, this thing between her and Max would seem pathetic. Someone in Lena’s position, putting so much trust, time and energy into a virtual stranger. It had been little over a month since their first meeting, but neither person had been able to get the other out of their head since the moment they’d met, regardless of the reason. If their place in each other’s lives was so insignificant, why had the instability driven each other to drink? 

Lena may have been making her home at the ballroom bar, but Max had a lifetime supply of free booze right where they lived! Their entire cab ride home had been spent muttering curses under their breath. How dare Lena doubt them? When had they ever been anything but honest? To their detriment one might add! This entire night had felt like a perverse humiliation ritual. Max was at their limit. Fuck anyone who didn’t believe in them. They’d get by fine on their own.

(transcript below):

(BARTENDER #1): Last orders folks!

(LENA): Ugh.

(LENA): [Slurred] Are you about? I need to see you.

#my fiance watching me edit and post this: 'what's ur problem?' #em: stories #em: wifey #*wifey #*part 1 #*ep 8 #ts4 storytelling #ts4 stories #sims story #sims 4 story #ts4 maxis mix #sims of color #lgbtq simblr #black simblr #sims community #*max kyle #*lena scott #*hannah kelley #tw arson #tw fire #sim spice #kinda

[buttertrait-old]

hi wifey!! not an ask, i just hope you're having a good day <33

Hi wifey <333! you’re so sweet ily, i’m doing good thank you how are you <3

#max asks #wifey #pls youre so sweet for sending me an ask i have the best friends in the world

[plumiipixel]

MORE INFO ON YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SIMS ASAP!!! also how are you doing today wifey <333 make sure you drink some water and stay hydrated ily !

hi dear wifey! thanks for sending in an ask <33 my stomach is testing me today lol, but how are you? hope you're well mwah

kind of a long post so... read under the cut!

i've already talked a bit about Cory here, so let's start this post with Asher!

he goes by he/him and he's a little brat. he once wanted to become famous and drop out of high school, a plan that wasn't followed through and led to a terrible scolding from his mom aha he likes fashion and plays the guitar very well, loves being the center of attention and always says exactly what's on his mind. he considers Tyler to be his "sworn enemy" dramatic little b-

(also he has a very much reciprocated crush on Cory but shh you didn't hear it from me 👀)

Nevaeh's (she/her) the prodigy. she's really good at pretty much every subject, she enjoys sports and she's very polite, but she's explosive and mean when pushed to the edge. she's questioning her sexuality atm but won't admit it to herself or anyone really. also she's Asher's best friend! I've talked a bit more about her here!

Riley (they/them)! one of my favorites hehe! they live with their grandpa, who taught them to live their life to the fullest and never take anything for granted. they have many many friends and are very sociable they're particularly fond of listening and making music and can often be found performing gigs at bars and lounges. they're also more productive during the night.

#nana.txt #ask #oc talks #sorry for yet another long post lol #and thanks for sending an ask wifey <3 #maxis-max

[harvest-bluemoon]

#MAX I will neva eva hit on yo wifey #noah offense #old vs new testies #Spotify

[pedroshotwifey]

Help :')

Hey y'all! So sorry if i'm being annoying, but I just wanted to ask one more time which Pedro Boy we wanted featured in the Halloween special story. (Reader and Pedro Boy will be at an 80's themed Halloween party and PB is a werewolf so it will be my first monster fucking fic) I have it narrowed down to two options, and I know Frankie won the poll last time, but I just realized that I'm a dumbass and it would be stupid to do modern au since Max Lord is actually from the 80's. Unless, of course, that's what y'all wanted, in which case it would not be stupid at all. Just to double check, please drop your vote!! If you have no idea what i'm talking about, please let me know in the comments or feel free to message me so I can fill you in. thx for putting up with my bs

#sorry this is a lot #wifey rambles big time #pedro pascal #wifey needs help #fan fiction #monster fucking #halloween #tumblr polls #max lord #maxwell lord #frankie morales

[sheffran]

You know you’re obsessed with The Nanny when:

You start mimicking Fran’s New Yorker accent and do all her hand gestures

You start picking clothes based on what she would wear in the year 2000s (if you’re a millennial like me 😜) and you also start wearing boots or high heels.

Your voice unnaturally goes higher

You love the colour red even more

If you have an English (male) partner you automatically want to call him “Mr Sheffield”

You become more chattier (even if you’re shy as anything)

You wish your mother was more like Fran (😂)

You start reading “coffee” as “cawffee” in a fanfiction when you see Fran is speaking

You decide to call your future kids (or if you have any) any of the main characters from the show but mainly Fran and use reverse psychology on them 😂

You start saying Jewish phrases ie “Oy vey”, when something disappoints you, etc

You lie about your actual age 😂

You start listening and memorising all of Barbara Streisand’s songs (hell even the name makes ya think of Fra’s obsession with her 😂)

You start to eat Häagan Dazs when you’re having a bad day

When you start including incessant endearments in your everyday texts or when schmoozing to someone

You start zinging someone who dares pick on you

You constantly cross your legs and start sitting on objects ie desks

When you see Pierce Brosnan pop up on TV you immediately think of Maxwell Sheffield

You automatically want become a nanny and marry your employer after 5 years of sexual tension (😂)

You take note of which outfits Fran is wearing when she’s married to Maxwell (and, no, her wedding dress and negligee doesn’t count 😂)

You also note the Sheffield kids’ and their age differences and base it off a particular season (even more so when Maxwell calls Fran by her first name or “darling” etc then you know it’s between S5&6)

#fran and maxwell sheffield #I’m obsessed with fran’s outfits 😘👌🏻 #it’s funny because it’s true #pierce brosnan as max’s doppelgänger #it’s just one of those things #charles shaughnessy #maxwell sheffield #future wifey 😂 #niles the butler #jonah sheffield #fran drescher #au #mrs sheffield #fran fine #daniel davis #laura lane #c.c babcock #relatable