#masterclass group chat

[oliverreedmasterass]

GVF Masterclass Group Chat 

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Warnings:

language, crude topics, mentions of alcohol, Oliver Reed just kinda going off the tracks 

Synopsis:

A look at what the group chat between Cal A Bungah, Chip Bunker, Dr. JMK, and Oliver Fucking Reed probably looks like 

Notes:

@jmkho

​ has a god damn gift for writing Oliver Reed dialogue perfectly with the right british accent - thank you for helping out with this my dude 

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Cal A Bungah Bitches

Hey we should make this 

FUCKING

WOT

WOT THE BLOODY ‘EL IS ‘AT 

THE Chip Bunker 

Can’t. I’ll be at the Masters, you know, winning

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Sorry you can’t have fun Chip

Dr. JMK, Ph.D 

I’ll join if all ingredients are GMO-free, gluten-free, nut-free, fat-free, sugar-free, and organic. 

My body is a temple and I must treat it with the utmost respect. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

It’ll be vegan 

Idk about the other stuff though

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

I’ll consider it. 

THE Chip Bunker 

I’m surprised ur branching out from margaritas cal 

FUCKING

BOooOZE 

DID THE BOY SAY FUCKIN’ BOOOZE 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Now you’ve got Oliver’s attention

FUCKING

EYE’ CANT FIND MY BLOODY TROUSERS 

SUM FUCKIN WANKA’ MUSTA’ STOLEN ‘EM 

THE Chip Bunker

Oliver what 

FUCKING

I TELL DIS BLOKE DOWN AT THE PUB THAT DEY ARE LEVIS

AN’ THE BASTARD TOOK ‘EM STRAIGHT OFF MY FUCKIN ARSE

THE BLOODY MAGICIAN

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Release yourself from the material world, brother. 

It binds you down and distracts yourself from the beauty of the natural world. 

FUCKING

THOSE WERE ME BEST FUCKIN TROUSERS

GONE WITH THE WIND DEY R’ 

JUST LIKE THAT BLOODY MOVIE 

WITH CLARK GABLE

A LEGENDARY GENT WHO KNOWS CLASS 

LIKE JIMI HENDRIX 

Cal A Bungah Bitches has muted FUCKING

THE Chip Bunker

thank u

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Seriously whose idea was it to give him a phone

He was better off with the carrier pigeon

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Birds should not be exploited for free labor. 

At least the phone isn’t conscious. 

Yet. 

THE Chip Bunker

scary thought

thx doctor

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Man has flown too close to the sun with modern technology. 

It’s only a matter of time before AI and robots and drones begin to inherit our humanness. 

We will be nothing in a silicon world. 

Just withered elements of the earth. 

 Cal A Bungah Bitches

I kinda like this one too 

THE Chip Bunker

oh jesus

you’re throwing me off my game 

I’m not gonna be able to focus on my swing

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Gotta work on my swing

Gotta do my own thing

THE Chip Bunker

did you just quote fucking high school musical 2 at me

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Banger 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Where is Oliver? 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Muted that shithead 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

I will not accept that. 

Exclusion isolates the ego and convinces the inner self that they aren’t worthy. 

That’s a lot of damage. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Ugh. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches has unmuted FUCKING

FUCKING

AN’ THAT’S HOW JIMI FUCKIN HENDRIX BOUGHT AN OLD WANKA LIKE ME A GLASS OF JACK IN ‘67 WHILE EYE’ WAS ON A TWO MUNFF BENDA’ IN TIJUANA

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Welcome back, brother. 

We’re so pleased to have you here. 

You are worthy. 

FUCKING

WOT 

ME FUCKIN WOR’VY

HA

EYE’M WORVY OV’ FINDING MY FUUUUUCKING TROUSERS

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Maybe you’re wearing your pants Oliver

FUCKING

YER JOKIN 

AY 

WHAT KIND OV A… 

OV COURSE EYE’M NOT WEARIN MY FUCKIN TROUSERS

OTHERWISE I WUDDN’T BE SO FFFUCKING IRRITATED RIGHT NOW

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Worth a try 

THE Chip Bunker

thinking about buying these so I can bring my A game in style

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Wearing animal skin is not defined as style. 

I weep over what capitalism has done to the power of the mind. 

THE Chip Bunker

buzzkill 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Hey as long as the shoes match your belt, right chip? 

Wait that’s the rule right 

THE Chip Bunker

yup fashion 101

FUCKING

I LOST ME BELT TOO 

THE Chip Bunker

I’ll get u a new belt oliver 

with some of my winnings

after I win the Masters

FUCKING

AN’ THEN EYE’LL USE THAT BLEEDING BELT TO CRACK THE FUCKING SKULL OF THE TWAT WHO STOLE MY TROUSERS

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Do not let anger drive you, Oliver. 

It will hurt you more than the one you wish to hurt. 

Forgiveness is the chosen path to cleanse the soul.

FUCKING

GET ME A BELT WITH A BIG BASTARD OF A BUCKLE ON IT 

EYE’ WANT TO HEAR HIS HEAD BREAK

Cal A Bungah Bitches

How the hell are you not on a watchlist Oliver

FUCKING

EY BUT I AM 

EYE’M NOT ALLOWED IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA

THE 80S WERE A FUCKIN BLUR MY BOY

THE Chip Bunker

oh god 

FUCKING

ALL IN GOOD FUN THOUGH, ALL IN GOOD FUN

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Florida of all places 

FUCKING

AH

WOULD’YA LOOK AT ‘AT

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

What? 

FUCKING

I FOUND ME TROUSERS

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Where were they??? 

THE Chip Bunker

$20 says he was wearing them the whole time

FUCKING

WRONG

MR. CAN GET A BALL IN A HOLE BUT CAN YOU GET YOUR HOLE IN A BALL

 THE Chip Bunker

the hell is that supposed to mean

Cal A Bungah Bitches

??? 

FUCKING

THEY WERE IN THE OVEN

Cal A Bungah Bitches

The oven???

FUCKING

EYE’ MUST AV’ LEFT THEM IN THERE 

GOTTEN WET OR SUMMIN

THEY NEEDED TO DRY 

AH FUCK 

I ONLY FUCKIN BAKED THEM

THE’YRE ALL CHARRED

THE Chip Bunker

you guys are distracting me 

I nearly missed check in for the Masters

which, you know, I’m gonna win 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Yes, Chip: envision success.

It will become your reality.

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Take a shot everytime Dr. JMK says something annoying

Jk don't 

We’d all be dead 

FUCKING

WARM TROUSERS THESE ARE 

I’LL HAVE TO DO THAT MORE BLOODY OFTEN

ME CHEEKS ARE SIZZLING

THE Chip Bunker

sounds like the baking is already starting at oliver’s house

you better get over there Cal 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Omw now I need to see the baked pants

Wait are your pants vegan 

FUCKING

I WONT LET YOU EAT ‘EM

PRICK 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

I’m coming over too. 

I am yet to experience the wonders of baked pants. 

FUCKING

THEY SMELL LIKE GARLIC 

NOT SURE WHY 

I DONT LIKE GARLIC 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

But garlic is one of the wonders of the world.

Pair it with tomatoes and some basil and you’ve got a heavenly sauce. 

Did you know that if a tomato touches another tomato they are fucking. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

No don’t sexualize the fruit JMK

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Everything on this planet fucks. 

We are all aligned. 

FUCKING

NOW YER SPEAKIN’ ME FUCKIN LANGUAGE BOY 

NOTHIN BETTER ‘AN THE SWEET SWEET RELEASE

THE Chip Bunker

taking this gc off my phone

y’all are weird

I need to find more golf friends 

THE Chip Bunker has left the chat. 

FUCKING

SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Oh shit

Chip actually left 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Sometimes it’s easier to run from the truth. 

He just needs his time to come around. 

FUCKING

EYE COME ‘ROUND ALL THE TIME

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Jesus christ 

What is wrong with you both

FUCKING

EYE’M OLIVER FFFUCKKKKKING REED BOY

WOTS WRONG WITH YEW 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

We’re all sex-loving creatures of habit. 

The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can start to enjoy life. 

FUCKING

BAKE YER FUCKIN CAKE CAL 

AN’ THEN IM GONNA FUCK IT

SIT ON IT WITH ME WARM ARSE

Cal A Bungah Bitches

…

Cal A Bungah Bitches has left the chat. 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D has renamed the chat “Sex is Life”

FUCKING

AY 

SEX IS LIFE

YEW GET IT MATE

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

We are so aligned right now.

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[beardedmrbean]

There's an old joke that Australians are so laid back they're in constant danger of falling over. Known for its sun, surf and occasionally shark attacks, Australia has gone from being the easy-going land Down Under to experiencing a surge of antisemitism that most Jews thought was relegated to the dark annals of Jewish history.

In the line of fire are Australian-Jewish actors, musicians, writers, and others in the traditionally left-wing arts community. They are being pushed by fellow artists to denounce Israel as a modern-day Satan or be banished from the local arts scene.

The attacks and vitriol have shades of Mao's Cultural Revolution where people were publicly humiliated as subversives before being banished to work camps. In this modern-day Australian twist, Jews are simply fired or excommunicated from their artistic communities.

Under attack, these Jewish creatives formed a Whatsapp group where they shared their feelings of alienation with fellow Jewish artists. The group was breached, and chats were stolen and circulated online. Now pro-Hamas keyboard warriors are doxxing and threatening the creatives who used the chat to share their despair as work dried up and friends and colleagues abandoned them.

Saxophonist Joshua Moshe was doxxed and threatened by pro-Hamas supporters simply for being a member of the chat group. The harassment got so bad that his band mates fired him from their neo-soul jazz band via Instagram.

"We explicitly condemn any forms of Zionism, racism, bullying, and antisemitism," his bandmates said, without any irony, as they expelled their only Jewish member. Moshe's wife's gift shop has been boycotted and vandalized.

Actress Sarah-Jane Feiglin is not surprised that Moshe's bandmates turned on him. She's been taunted by actors expressing support of Hamas's Oct. 7 atrocities against Israelis during acting workshops. She's no longer in touch with many of her old friends from film school as well as other actor friends.

"People are being bullied into silence. They are afraid of being cancelled and losing work, so they are shunning their Jewish friends publicly and privately," Feiglin said.

Feiglin was removed from a prestigious clowning masterclass of the sort made famous by Sasha Baron-Cohen. She'd spent months preparing for the class with pre-workshop improv courses. Before the masterclass began, her instructor emailed her to say that she couldn't do the class. He said that she was too emotional because she'd been dismayed during a previous workshop by an actor telling Hitler jokes as well as mocking comments by other actors that alluded to the 230 Israelis taken hostage by Hamas on Oct. 7, including children and young women who released hostages say are being raped by their Hamas captors.

"All of my creative platforms and work opportunities have been taken away from me because I will not be ashamed or apologetic about being Jewish," she said.

Members of the Jewish creatives chat group were largely left-wing artists who disagreed with many policies of the Netanyahu government and were devastated by the loss of life among Palestinians from the Israeli military onslaught on Hamas in Gaza. They are also deeply wounded by the minimization, justification, and denial by fellow artists of the Oct. 7 murders and rapes by Hamas.

One of the turning points for many Jewish artists was a pro-Palestinian protest by several actors, including the son of Hugo Weaving, at the Sydney Theatre Company, in which they donned keffiyehs and made a pro-Palestine speech at the end of a production. Jews were offended not because the actors decried the deaths of Palestinian children but rather because the actors said not a word about the Israeli hostages, including a baby, held by Hamas as well as Hamas's mass murder of 1,200 Israelis on Oct. 7.

Based largely on an influx of Holocaust survivors after World War Two, there are just 100,000 Jews in Australia, or 0.4 percent of the population. The community is so small that 'Jewish' isn't listed as a religion on the national census. Jews have to write their religion next to the word "Other." Some leave it blank, remembering how such information was used by the Nazis for deportation lists to concentration camps.

Now there are new lists; lists of names stolen from Jewish chat groups circulating among pro-Hamas activists. They have become hit lists of Jews for doxxing, boycotts, and death threats. Meanwhile, police have done little to stem the hate, arson, vandalism and calls for violence paraded on Australian streets,

When screenshots of a Whatsapp group of Jewish lawyers were leaked to Australia's The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age, the newspapers ran articles filled with antisemitic tropes that could have been pulled from the pages of the Nazi newspaper Der Sturmer during Hitler's rise to power in the 1930s. The articles claimed a "secret chat group" of Jewish lawyers had carried out a "coordinated back-channel campaign" to fire a social media personality and pro-Palestine activist hired as a radio presenter by the ABC public broadcaster, which has a statutory duty requiring impartiality. Chat group members received death threats after the articles were released.

The newspapers put a conspiratorial spin on what was in essence a few people on a Whatsapp group spontaneously deciding to write letters of complaint over an eyebrow-raising appointment of an activist at a taxpayer-funded public broadcaster. The activist, Antoinette Lattouf, had put up social media posts perceived as justifying the Oct. 7 massacre.

"Apparently everyone else can lobby on their own behalf except Jews," posted a Jewish former politician, Philip Dalidakis, on X when the articles came out.

Lattouf was subsequently stood down by the ABC for breaching its social media code. She claimed that she was fired over a Human Rights Watch post, and has sued for unfair dismissal. The matter is still pending. Lattouf's activism and pro-Palestine social media commentary raise important questions about why she was hired at all given the ABC's strict impartiality requirement. Her social media posts have included an Instagram comment hailing as "super important" a call for a "healthy cynicism" of witness testimony of the rape of Israeli women on Oct. 7.

Lattouf was also a signatory on a controversial journalists' letter—signed also by staff at the ABC and the newspapers that ran the Jewish chat group story—that demanded journalists be allowed to "apply as much professional skepticism when prioritizing or relying on uncorroborated Israeli government and military sources to shape coverage as applied to Hamas."

The demand goes against journalistic best practice as it requires reporters give the same credence to the information provided by a democracy with courts, oversight, a free press, and other checks and balances as to a terrorist group whose spokesmen hide in the tunnels of Gaza. A case in point being Hamas's now disproven claims that Israel bombed Gaza's al-Ahli Hospital on Oct. 17 when it was a misfired Islamic Jihad rocket that hit the hospital parking lot. There's no record of any media organization confronting Hamas about its falsehood, which sparked violent protests across the Middle East. Perhaps that's because the Hamas spokesman is incommunicado in a tunnel deep underground somewhere in the Gaza Strip.

The Age has provided little coverage of the rise in antisemitism in Melbourne. Instead, it's issued a series of articles positing whether Israel should exist or become a binational state as was Lebanon before the civil war ended that experiment for good, resulting in the exile of the bulk of the Maronite Christian community and Lebanon's takeover by the Iranian-proxy Hezbollah.

Home to the survivors whose stories featured in The Tattooist of Auschwitz and Schindler's List, the Australian city of Melbourne has the largest community of Holocaust survivors and their descendants in the world outside of Israel. The community thrived until Oct. 7. Since then, Melbourne's Jews, like the rest of Australia's Jewish community, have been hounded by calls to boycott Jewish businesses, vilification of Jewish philanthropists who donated wings to hospitals and collections to art galleries, as well as daily acts of vandalism and threats and occasional violence.

For many Australian Jews, post Oct. 7 Australia has shades of 1930s Germany in which Jewish artists and academics were shunned by their peers, newspapers treated Jews as "Other," and Jewish businesses were boycotted and attacked in what turned out to be a prelude to the Holocaust. While few think it will ever get that bad, Jews have never felt so unsafe and unwelcome in the land Down Under.

#nunyas news

[braxiatel]

Writer’s Round-Up 2022

I made a post following this writer’s meme on New Year’s Eve last year, so I thought I would repeat it for comparison. It isn’t one you need to be tagged in to do, nor do you need to tag others if you do it.

Total Word Count:

I have published a total of 68,570 words! Compared to 2021’s 31,021 that’s 2.2x as much!

New Things This Year:

There’s three main things that come to mind.

I started writing Hermitcraft/Life series fic!

I made some new writing friends I think deserve a shoutout. First @stitchthesewords and @atherix, and more recently @sparksnevadas and @mochiwrites. I love their works and admire each of them for their craft and their style of writing, so making their acquaintance has been lovely.

Finally I have rediscovered the joy in writing. Last year is struggled so much with anxiety about writing and publishing fic, to the point that it was preventing me from writing. I think I am a lot more confident in my own ability now, and more importantly I’ve become more comfortable with my own shortcomings. All writers have room to improve, and the best way to do that is by writing. If it is too frustrating I stop, and if not I write it as well as I can and accept that my writing is best when I am enjoying the process.

Fic I spent the most time on:

Could I Be The Sky for sure. I spent about four months working on it, and I am so proud of how far I came through the process of writing it. As such I think the story gets stronger the further you read, and the third chapter + the epilogue are by far my favourites.

Favourite thing I wrote:

Hmm. See, the thing is, I like a lot of what I wrote.

Other than CIBTS, which means a lot to me for a lot of reasons, I think the answer has to be one of the Equinox AU fics. However, because they are all part of one story I struggle to pick one. Possibly the latest, In the Darkness You Reap, or maybe the one before that Harbour Me, Guide Me Home

I also really enjoyed writing "We Double as a Drama Troupe" not least for the excuse to use a little bit of the 0.5 theatre degree I earned before dropping out of university. I think it’s funny, and that I got the characters pretty spot on.

Favourite thing I read:

Oh there’s so many. Genuinely.

I read less Warcraft fanfiction now than I did last year, but I still just want to give a shoutout to that fandom for the amazingly high level of writing quality. I specifically want to list @khadgarfield’s Convergence. I love the language it uses, especially for descriptions. In fact I think of it often while writing myself.

Another favourite was @milo-hypno’s Aftershocks of Divinity. This fic… wow, this fic. I don’t think I will ever read another romance/slowburn fic and not compare it to this. The way Aftershocks of Divinity treats the subject of love, of recovery, is genuine and poetic enough that it brought my to tears even as I was reading it for the third time - and it is one of those where rereading it adds to the story.

And lastly, I would be remiss not to mention the Midnight series by @atherix. Oh Midnight. I don’t even know where to start listing all the things I love about it. Atherix, friend, you are the master of world building and foreshadowing. Midnight is fun to read because it rewards paying attention to details. Oh, and then there’s the characterisation, of course. It has that perfect mix of accurate to canon and sensible in the context of the AU it is set within. This one is a masterclass in slowburn as well, and were it a little less late I would dig out a screenshot of me messaging the group chat full of people who do not read Hermitcraft fic, letting them know that the OT3 from the fic series I keep talking about finally got together.

Writing goals for next year:

There’s projects I want to start working on and ones I want to keep working on. Equinox and Kingdom of Boatem AU are the main two, but they aren’t necessarily a goal.

I think most of all I just want to keep working towards writing being something that brings me joy and creative satisfaction. I’ve come so far in 2022, I want to keep up that good work.

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Finally, something I couldn’t fit in anywhere else. I have to give a massive shoutout to @loombarrow for all of your help with writing through the year. Love you, friend!

#writing #there’s so many other writers and fics I wanted to mention #but this post is already long enough 😅 #hermitshipping #long post

[electric-rabbits]

my DM watched Critical Role's Calamity and called Brennan's DMing style "a masterclass", and now he keeps sending random clips from Dimension 20 on the group chat, eben though he hasn't watched any of their campaigns yet. I'm trying SO FUCKING HARD to be normal about it and not infodump, both to avoid spoiling it and also to not be fucking annoying, but ITS HARD. THATS MY BOY BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN HE'S MY FAVORITE DM AND I COULD KEEP EXPLAINING WHY FOR AGES!!!! THIS CLIP IS FROM FANTASY HIGH THOSE ARE MY KIDS!! THATS FROM UNSLEEPING CITY DO YOU KNOW PETE MY BELOVED PETE, DID YOU KNOW HE HAD TOP SURGERY? DID YOU SEE THE ANARCHO-SOCIALIST HALFLINGS? HAVE YOU SEEN BRENNAN MONOLOGUING ABOUT HOW HE CANNOT WIN?? IVE BEEN BALLS DEEP ON THIS KIND OF CONTENT FOR YEARS MAN DO YOU WANT A CRASH COURSE??

[marwahstudios]

AAFT Hosts Influential Workshop on AI and Blockchain with Expert Aradhya Malhotra from USA

Noida — In a riveting session that illuminated the intersections of Artificial Intelligence and Blockchain, the AAFT School of Animation and Data Science was thrilled to host a masterclass with Aradhya Malhotra, an esteemed expert hailing from the United States. This event, organized under the auspices of the Indo American Film and Cultural Forum of the International Chamber of Media and Entertainment Industry, drew an enthusiastic group of students, eager to dive into the complexities of these cutting-edge technologies.

Aradhya Malhotra, armed with a decade of experience in the tech arena, engaged the audience with his deep dives into AI and Blockchain’s potential and pitfalls, including a thoughtful examination of technologies like Chat GPT. His engaging teaching style and the hands-on approach demystified many complex concepts, sparking lively discussions and providing attendees with a clearer understanding of real-world applications.

The highlight of the event was the awarding of a Life Membership to the International Film and Television Club of AAFT to Malhotra, a gesture that underscored his invaluable contributions to the global film and television landscape. This honor was presented by Sandeep Marwah, president of the forum, marking a significant recognition of Malhotra’s ongoing commitment to merging technology with education and creativity.

#AAFT Hosts Influential Workshop on AI and Blockchain with Expert Aradhya Malhotra from USA #Dr. Sandeep Marwah President of AAFT

[leafdebrief]

i asked the machines to write me a guide to mutual aid

and even requested the voice of a 50s advertisement announcer so it would sound like my content

it didn't do bad at all.

we could use chatgpt for much cooler things than spewing disinformation and defrauding university admissions imo

full text:

[Upbeat, enthusiastic 1950s advertisement announcer voice] Are you ready to make a real difference in your community and help your neighbors in need? Well, folks, we've got the guide you've been waiting for – "The Mutual Aid Masterclass!" That's right, we're going to show you how to provide mutual aid effectively and be a true hero in your neighborhood. Step 1: Gather Your Allies! The first thing you need to do is rally the troops. Reach out to your friends, family, and neighbors who are just as passionate as you are about lending a helping hand. The more, the merrier! Unity is strength, my friends! Step 2: Identify the Needs Take a stroll around your community and have a chat with your fellow residents. Find out what they need. It could be anything from groceries and medical supplies to emotional support. The key here is to listen and understand the needs of your community. Step 3: Get Organized Get together with your newfound allies and create a game plan. Assign tasks, set goals, and establish a clear structure for your mutual aid group. This is where you turn that passion into a well-oiled machine. Step 4: Share Resources Remember, sharing is caring! Pool your resources together, whether it's food, clothing, or even time and skills. Everyone has something to contribute, and that's what makes mutual aid so special. Step 5: Communicate Effectively Stay in touch with your team and your neighbors. Use good old-fashioned phones, emails, or even the latest tech gadgets to coordinate your efforts. Clear communication is the key to success. Step 6: Be Safe and Sanitary In the name of well-being and community health, it's crucial to prioritize safety and cleanliness. Follow health and safety guidelines, especially when handling food or medical supplies, to ensure the well-being of your neighbors. Let's keep our community safe and sound! Step 7: Never Give Up! Keep the spirit of mutual aid alive! The most important step is to never give up. Times may get tough, but remember, you're making a real difference in your community. So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, your guide to providing mutual aid effectively! You can be a true hero in your neighborhood, just like the heroes of yesteryear. Take action, make a difference, and be a beacon of hope in your community. Together, we can build a better future for all!

#chatgpt #socialism #mutual aid #guide

[lemuelleejongyii]

DAY . . . 4 . . .

REFLECTION We finally arrive at sound painting today. Unfortunetly not much was documented by Gladys and i as we were helping Tim facilitate the masterclass. We both had gone through sound painting for a semester under Tim for our Creative Music Ensemble. . . . While having had experience in sound painting, I have never been apart of sound painting across disciplines and across 3 different venues through the medium of telematics. Seeing dancers actors and other forms of artists participate was very cool. It was also a very interesting experience due to the latency that was present. The latency was also inconsistent. sometimes being a shadow of a second to a full 2 second delay. This made the anyone in the conductor's seat have to consider many more variables. Unfortunately there were some technical issues today as well with the camera and sound freezing or disappearing respectively. . . . Another point to note is that it would seem that Trondheim is a little green in the use of telematics. Most of the sound issues came from their end. Today we were also split into groups to come up with a performance concept and execute the performance at the end of the program. . . . My group consisted of Gladys, Teng Shen and I from Singapore, Olga, End and Mia from Zurich, and Rii and Nasrina from Trondheim. We had a very short 1h session to converse with each other for the first time and it was honestly not very helpful as the crunch on time really did not facilitate much development. The idea of using glitching as a theme was put forward but other than that there was a bit of a struggle to communicate. There was, in my opinion, a language barrier but not in the conventional sense. The language barrier comes from us all coming from very different backgrounds artistically and culturally. Even within musical disciplines, it can be hard to related and communicate effectively (i.e. people who play different genres). A lot of the subtleties and nuances are lost. Add on top of that different upbringings or experiences that make up who we are as people, it was very challenging for me to say the least. It is a very subtle thing. . . . We eventually decided to make a Whatsapp group and schedule calls on our own time to try and talk through more of the ideas we have for this performance. In the chat group Gladys came up with the added theme of death. She explained that it would be interesting to explore the concept of distance from another angle. We feel far from those that have passed on and even call them our dearly 'departed'.

Our group!

Our Whatsapp chats . . . After the workshop ended, Gladys and I decided to get together to try out some stuff with modulating my saxophone sounds.

[mellow-worlds]

Yesterday was perfect.

I had piano lessons and it was pretty nice and later I went to the river in our city to cheer on my friend's team in a rowing competition. I didn't have to stay as long as I did and I felt a little nauseous, but it was fun overall. Sadly I didn't get to see F though.

Later I went to F's appartement because we thought that T was taking to long to arrive back to our city, so we spend some time there. We made plans for becoming a rapper group and to diss that one guy from my class who's now a "rapper". And we watched TV and he gave me a Sommersby. Later we RUSHED to the main train station to pick up T and go to his house and it was a little stressful but a lot of fun. We really had to run a lot (great exercise).

We went to T's appartement and went shopping for orange juice (and sweets), and overall had a lot of fun. We hung out with T at the appartement and then J arrived. Haven't seen her in ages and it was pretty nice to see her, though I wish I was better at talking to her. After a little while M and S also arrived and omg. It was so much freaking fun. M and S held a little mojito workshop masterclass for us and it was actually pretty good.

My personal highlight of the evening was that S and I had a long conversation about literally everything. Well, mostly philosophy and politics and how those things impact our lives and what we think of things. It was so much fun, really. And it was really interesting to see how S thinks about certain things. M joined us a little later and we kept talking with him as well and I really, really enjoyed that.

At some point, E joined us because we talked about him and found out that he actually reads the messages in our group chat. I'm really glad he came, it was nice to see him again, even if I didn't directly talk to him as much. S (and E) played Rocket League on T's computer and we just hung out.

At some point, J and F left and I'm a little sad that I basically didn't get to speak to him as much when we were with the others, but I'm all the more glad I went to his place. E also left a little later and then M, T and S and I just kept talking and listening to music. We played futbolín and it was a lot of fun. I did talk to M a lot as well. At some point, M fell asleep. We talked about P a lot and a little about D. While they were talking about P I barely participated in the conversation because I'd talked about him to T so often already and I also wanted to hear what S had to say. Either before or after the P conversation, T but mostly S said that they think I'll write a book one day. Out of the blue, kind of. I mean we talked about the future a lot. They really kept insisting that I'll write some high concept philosophy book and S said he'd buy it and get my autograph on it. It was so sweet! I really didn't know how to react, so I basically laughed it off and also tried to show my appreciation. Really, they're too sweet! I was surprised S would even think such a thing! And I'm glad that he does and I'm glad that he probably knows me a lot better after tonight and that he has a whole new view on me as a person, because before that, we hadn't ever talked all that much. Aaaah I love my friends so much.

T and I also started joking around that I couldn't speak any Spanish at all, just to confuse M and S. It was pretty funny and at the end I did tell S that I can speak Spanish pretty well, because he seemed a little upset, which made me feel a little bad. But it was pretty funny and all was well in the end. Gosh I love my friends.

And S also made hints at including me in more group activities. For example going together to the island T always goes to and he and M have already been to, and also trying to make the most of the time that I still am free and am not trapped at uni yet. HE'S TOO SWEET! But really, my friends really try to include everyone as much as possible which also showed when we invited E and how much we talk about P in general. They're so sweet, all of them. And I think T thinks about everybody's well-being a lot and is one of the kindest, nicest, best people I know.

But really, I'm always amazed to see how thoughtful and kind my friends are and I feel so privileged to spend time with them. I love them all so much! So freaking much!

[bradyoil]

Storymachine Founder/Chief Creative Officer Rob Bagot Streamlines Strategy, Ideation, Production and Post.

Rob Bagot has work for some of the world's greatest advertising agencies and many influential brands, as Chief Creative Director, Group Creative Director, even Global Chief CD. He's collected over 750 national, international and regional awards. At his very heart, Rob is a commercial storyteller, now as CCO of Storymachine Films, he leads a “full-stack” creative agency that writes, directs and delivers award-winning commercial content.

We chat about how we met (he gave my a big Kia job early on), that new AI thing and a brief history of advertising. A great talk, thank you Rob!! Sign up for Rob's newsletter Nextness here.

EVENTSSecond Annual Filmmaker Retreat in Joshau Tree is sold out.

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  Thanks,

  Jordan 

  This episode is 54 minutes.

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[oliverreedmasterass]

Roxanne - 4k words, Jake insists that everyone should participate in a new drinking game, bets are made, and things almost immediately descend into chaos

Heat Above - 4k words, the guys get up to some hijinks and hair trouble on the set of their Heat Above music video 

It’s Been - 3.8k words, Jake picks a pointless fight with Josh and it takes them one week to finally let it go (oddly enough, based on the Barenaked Ladies song, One Week) 

Argh - 3.5k words, Jake, Josh, and Sam are all little kids, indulging in a fun and dramatic game of imaginary pirates

Sunshine - 2k words, 12 year old Jake meets his famous Gibson SG guitar for the first time

It’s Giving - 4k words, my interpretation of what happened backstage before the guys took the stage in Tucson, slaying the house down with their stage makeup

Stage Fright (pt. 1) - 2.7k words, the guys have to work through some nerves before playing new music at the Sacramento DIG show

Stage Fright (pt. 2) - 3.5k words, the aftermath of the last show of the DIG tour, some angst, and a stressful trip to In N’ Out

They Say It’s Your Birthday - 4.4k words, Danny and Sam take the twins to a karaoke bar to celebrate their 27th birthday

Welcome to My Crib - 2.8k words, Greta Van Fleet gives a home tour for Architectural Digest 

Thirst Tweets - 2k words, Greta Van Fleet react to Thirst Tweets for Buzzfeed 

New York Runaway - 800 words, the GVF group chat is popping off when Sam disappears to New York without any explanation 

Sam Kiszka Sees God While Eating Spicy Wings - 7.9k words, Sam goes on Hot Ones and frankly kinda terrifies Sean Evans

GVF Masterclass Group Chat - 1.2k words, a look at the group chat between Oliver Reed, Cal A Bungah, Chip Bunker, and Dr. JMK

Booze Run - 3k words, the GVF guys come up with a game to make their booze run a bit more entertaining

The Greta Van Fleetles - 3.2k words, GVF go on America’s Got Talent, impersonating one of the most popular bands of all time

Addressing Your Questions and Concerns Pt. 2 - 7.6k words, Literally what the title says lol 

Clowning Around - 4.1k words, Oliver Reed is alive, he’s just stuck in a witness protection program because he accidentally stumbled across a ninja clown crime ring

Rising With the Demons Above - 5.2k words, Greta Van Fleet witness a demonic possession and, of course, end up making things like 20x worse

Ready for the Garden - 1.8k words, Jake reflects on his success, and how Greta Van Fleet finally played Madison Square Garden

Turkey Day - 4.3k words, Jake decides he wants to host Thanksgiving this year, and Josh is immediately skeptical that he's up to no good 

Prime Suspects - 8k words, The GVF guys find themselves caught in a heap of trouble. The problem is, they can't quite work out what they did.

Growth - 2.4k words, Danny will go to great lengths to ensure that he can grow facial hair

Nardwuar Vs. Greta Van Fleet - 2k words, The members of Greta Van Fleet agree to do an interview with the Human Napkin himself, Nardwuar, and find themselves ridiculously unprepared for his interview style.

Hexed - 27k words, Jake physically can’t stop singing and dancing and it seems that there must be some dark magic involved. Will the guys be able to get Jake back to normal before their show?

Summer of 69 - 39k words, Greta Van Fleet somehow manage to travel back in time to the Woodstock Art and Music festival

The Frozen Light - 48k words, In the quiet town of Frankenmuth, a string of missing persons cases opens a wider question about who is to blame, drawing a deep divide between the town and its hidden supernatural residents. 

Battle of the Bands - 29k words, A young Greta Van Fleet find hope in a local battle of the bands competition to finally catch their big break.

Episode 1 - 5k words, Josh struggles with writer’s block, Jake is certain he’s being haunted, and Sam and Danny are engaged in an intense prank war

Episode 2 - 6.7k words, The members of Greta Van Fleet deal with loss: Josh loses his beloved notebook (which Sam attempts to find) and Jake and Danny get hopelessly lost in the woods

Episode 3 - 5.9k words, After an incident involving Jake's amp, he's determined to win the cash to buy a replacement. Meanwhile, Josh and Danny choreograph a dance for a music video and Sam's clumsiness makes him see red. 

The One Where They Play Monopoly - 1.5k words, On a slow day, GVF decides to play a friendly game of Monopoly that winds up being anything but that

Greta Van Fleet Go To A Haunted House - 4.7k words, GVF make their way to a haunted house for shits and giggles. 

#greta van fleet #gvf #greta van fic #gvf fic #gvf fanfic #gvf fanfiction #fanfic #fan fiction #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #sam kiszka #danny wagner #jake gvf #josh gvf #sam gvf #danny gvf

[spencersarc]

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[myinstagraminventory]

28. Best Writing Advice

“If you would just write a half of page per day…” ~ Mr. Writer Mike

I’m always writing half a page of something. I know he meant contiguously. I never did come to know who he was. I doubt he’s still around unless in the ether. He’d made a living as a screenwriter. He had an astute understanding of the craft and was respected by those online. He was a lovely part of a screenwriting chat group in the early days of those sorts of things. Too bad I got banned. Writers can be so forbidding, but that’s another story.

⛔️ I love improv. Basically, a couple of friends and I had a hilarious, though against group guidelines, off-topic, because back then there wasn’t the side threads like now, about Hot Yoga. I considered it a masterclass in how to write comedic dialogue. The moderators, evidently, did not.

[27timescinema]

MASTERCLASS - SOCIAL MEDIA 2022 #2

By Flavio Sillitti (pics © Giulia Barini / GdA)

For the second half of the workshop on Social Media strategies, the 27 times Cinema meet again with Megan Mitchell and her deliciously corrosive sense of humour. At the menu today: an exploration of the different types of media that can be used to convey a message, and which audience each of these can touch. Video, written posts, images, GIFs,... What works for you? What works for your audience? How do you make the best out of your connected tools?

Following the first session with Megan Mitchell, the 27 young jurors were asked to wander around the festival and create any kind of production that could inform the audience about the Biennale, the 27 Times Cinema experience, or anything related to both. Five of them were shown to everyone, and all of them were video productions. From a funny TikTok video around the Timothée Chalamet highly expected appearance to a cute mini-vlog showing the daily busy lives of our jury, the videos showed how free we can be when it comes to online content creation.

The room is then separated in three different sections: video, written text and image. The idea is to have an insight on what the jury finds more engaging in each of these three media.

For the written group, it’s all about giving enough space for your ideas to be elaborated. Platforms such as Letterboxd give a nice opportunity to write about your thoughts on a film or series you’ve just watched and share it with a cinephile community, for example.

For the photo group, it’s not that much that people like images, but more that they’re lazy. It’s also a nice format to repost and share among your friends.

Finally, according to the video group, the audiovisual format offers various ways to tell a story. First, a focus was made on YouTube and the opportunity to basically put written text into long videos of analysis. It’s a good compromise between the spontaneity and accessibility of video and the possibility of digging deeper with a longer format. Next to that, you obviously have the inescapable short-format videos such as Instagram stories or TikTok pieces. As society (especially the youngsters) tends to be more attracted to easy-to-digest content, this video format offers the best opportunities to reach a big audience. The Greek juror, Sofia, offers a perfect example of that, as the TikTok she created for the workshop had already reached 7.5k views in only a few days. The secret? The nice combination of hashtags, the use of some trends and a bit of luck, and there you have it: a small viral moment.

A nice conversation also occurred among the jurors, as they were reflecting on how platforms like Instagram have lost their spontaneity for a more polished and always intellectualized way of posting on our social media. “Make Instagram informal again” could sum up the main point of view shared here.

Megan Mitchell concludes this very interesting and collaborative workshop with a focus on networks. Not only the one that we, as young professionals, are about to develop, but also the one we already have and probably don’t exploit enough: our friends, family, people sharing the same interests. Everyone around us can be a good ambassador for any message or project we’re trying to share. Megan Mitchell leaves the jury in those good words, and also gives them a nice and funny challenge: the same night the jury is attending a LUX Audience Award cocktail, and their duty is very simple. Find a stranger anywhere in the crowd, chat with them and share your details. A networking session, basically, that paves the way for many others.

#venezia79 #Masterclasses #Social media

[shrekspearfishing]

NSP198 Australia East Coast Part 4 | Central Coast Spearing | Central Coast Sealions (x6)

Interview with the Central Coast Sealions (x6)

Today's interview is with 6 of the Central Coast Sealions! Several ex-presidents, the current president and a bunch of super stoked spearos join Cam and Shrek as they chat all things Central Coast diving and how being involved in a club has made a huge difference. Get an window into the inner workings of a spearfishing club from the guys that do it, organising comps to getting noob spearos into the water to being a good boaty, today's conversation is an interesting one! Tips for diving the headlands, predicting weather conditions, being a good boaty, how to disguise your photos to hide the location and some hilarious stories from the guys who've been diving out there. Lots of laughter and some really actionable info, let us know what you think in the comments!

Follow them on Instagram: @CentralCoastSealions and join their Facebook group!

Here is the podcast Shrek mentioned about the fishing lures and the sounds they make.

  Important times:

00:13 Intro

07:00 Welcome Alistair!

08:30 Club social meetings, welcome Andrew!

10:10 How many dive days do you get in a year?

13:00 Welcome current President Josh! How do you get noob spearos started?

16:35 Which lobsters do you get around here?

17:10 Welcome Mark!

19:30 Becoming a skipper: first time taking divers out

23:25 Welcome Dave!

26:20 How many days with good viz do you get here?

27:55 Central Coast swell

29:25 What weather apps are you using?

34:55 When the water is dirty, we adapt and do something else

36:30 Big white boulders, avoiding the kelp and what to expect on the bottom

37:40 Seafood: how good are the Central Coast Sealions?

39:25 Abalone

42:05 Foraging

43:15 Spot burning

45:30 How to disguise your pictures

49:55 Best stories!

55:45 Getting rammed by a shark!

01:00:00 How to be a good boaty!

01:03:30 Big seals

01:07:15 Thanks so much for the chat guys!

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@CentralCoastSealions on Instagram

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Central Coast Sealions Info Page

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[sor-vette]

"I just think they're neat" fic rec list (p.1)

Breaching the quiet and reaching out to the authors of some of my favourite stories. The talent you all have? Insane. This community? Elite. If you ever feel like the silence is too loud in here, know that I'm screaming louder. You're doing awesome job, writers, I applaud your work :)

An abbreviated moodboard of the emotions I felt while reading through these

Namjoon

Namjoon x Tell Mama by @pinkcherrybombs

No summary but this is the best smut by far. Am I biased? yes. Still I have enough logic left in my skull to realize a masterclass sensuality when I see one

The Passport by @alpacaparkaseok

You embark on a memorable journey in an attempt to return Kim Namjoon’s passport. What lengths will you go to in order to return his passport on time?

Butter by @alpacaparkaseok

They made ARMY sit through an hour of melting butter. Now we return the favor.

Out of the Woods by @angelicyoongie

Yoongi

Golden Hour by @alpacaparkaseok

In which Yoongi is the boy you’ve friend-zoned for years and you finally realize that he’s all you want.

Memoir of a Fake Girlfriend by @alpacaparkaseok

“I need to ask a favor…” “Nope. No way. I am not pretending to be your girlfriend again.” “Oh, c’mon!”

Desolate by @angelicyoongie

Beloved by @bang-tan-bitches

Court was just a game of politics after all. And you intended to win.

Purgatory by @deepdarkdelights

The Good Part by @introlxv

Min Yoongi knew you liked him just as much as he liked you. so why not skip all the chit-chat and get straight to the good part?

A Heart Loved by @btsrunmylife

I've linked only Yoongi one, but please read the rest of the Comfort Drabble series, it's a *chef's kiss*

Call me Naive by @btsrunmylife

Yoongi’s intentions really weren’t to drive you away. His curiosity merely got the best of him. But now…he’s woven an intricate mess he can’t get out of. And he can’t help but wonder, will this be the thing that finally pushes you over the edge?

Guardian by @letspurpletogether

You have never meddled with hybrid affairs, not until the night you find a stray panther hybrid hiding behind some trash containers. 

Jin

The Other Side by @alpacaparkaseok

How to survive a soulmate encounter: first, get into separate rooms. Second, call 911 if there are no soulmate assistant present. Should be fairly easy, right?

Hoseok

Wake Me Up by @introlxv

Hoseok decides to treat himself after a long day of work.

Jimin

Esse Tuus by @lavienjin

You’ve been plagued by dreams of your boss ever since you started working for him to the point where you’re unable to “play” with anybody else. Frustration and possible lack of sleep has you feeling lethargic, to a point where you find yourself falling asleep at work, but little do you know that someone is behind it all.

Scream for Me by @lunaandhertrashheap

It’s your last Halloween Carnival as a senior in college and as is tradition, you and your friends get drunk and dressed up just to go to the Fun-House Maze. But all week you’ve been receiving unsettling phone calls from an unknown number, commenting on your outfit, your bitchy friends, and your cliche quarterback boyfriend. Determined not to be scared into another night in, you go out with your friends anyway. But when you somehow get separated from the group, that feeling of unease morphs into fear; especially when you discover you’ve walked right into his trap.

Jungkook

If I could lie by @alpacaparkaseok

“I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”

I'll Love You Until You Love Yourself by @jiminiesfavouritecolourisblue

OT7 x reader (poly + not poly)

Oh My Lucifer by @pinkcherrybombs

In hopes of achieving a high mark in your final exam you’re willing to give up anything, including your soul. However when your drunken joke of a ritual suddenly comes true, how do you even begin to explain your logic to the seven demon lords seated in front of you

The Spooked + The Pact by @alpacaparkaseok

You + all 7 members of BTS visiting a haunted house. What could go wrong? So, so much.

How to Sell Sunshine by @alpacaparkaseok

“I’ve always wanted to be the villain.”

Restitution by @cloudteawrites

When an estranged uncle leaves you his massive fortune you wonder if the universe is playing a joke on you. when that fortune comes with seven hybrids, you know for sure that it is.

Abundance by @angelicyoongie

Lovesick by @angelicyoongie

Office CEO's (drabbles) by @jiminiesfavouritecolourisblue

Return of the Empress by @you-are-my-joy

After one fateful night, you find yourself transmigrated into your favorite novel as the Empress that shares the same name as you. As a bookworm, most would think you’d be happy, but how could you be happy when the Empress you’ve become is expected to be killed in three months. The only thing on your mind now is to learn how to survive.

Enchanted to Meet You by @ditttiii

No one ever told you that you had a soulmate or—soulmates for that matter. humans don’t have soulmates but shapeshifters do. what are you supposed to do when the seven members of the worlds biggest boy band turn out to be your soulmates—only for you to realise that they aren’t even human.

Home Calls the Heart by @anonnie-in-wonderland

Twenty-year old L/N Y/N realizes she might be, okay, is a little bit of a social pariah. But there’s not much she can really do about it. Until a dreary winter day, when a determined, persistent dog hybrid named Taehyung shows up and declares that he’s interested in adopting her for himself and the rest of his lonely pack.

#bts fic rec #bts x reader #yoongi x reader #namjoon x reader #ot7 x reader #jin x reader #hoseok x reader #jimin x reader #taehyung x reader #jungkook x reader