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ben-the-hyena · 3 years

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Peter and Penelope for the ships questions please!

Oh I wasn't expecting that ask haha ! I suppose you mean reboot Peter and reboot Penelope who have wholesome potential and whom I ship, since you must know I find OG Peter and OG Penelope toxic and am glad the reboot implies they never got together !

Gives nose/forehead kisses:

Peter gives more forehead kisses since Penelope is shorter, and Penelope nose kisses on her tiptoes or when he is lower since we see she likes to boop him

Gets jealous the most:

Peter. We do see how he is about Gulliver when Penelope fangirls about him, or that Aquaman parody hitting on her even if this time she was not interested. Penelope can be jealous of his car like we see in Stud Buggy though...

Takes care of on sick days:

Both, both are very caring and determined to help their loved ones. Penelope is maternal and Peter takes health seriously (he fucking drives witj a thermometer up his ass to check if he's good I can't)

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day:

No need, they either both jump in or both just tab depending of the days and if they want to have fun or relax

Brings the other lunch at work:

None since they work in the same place, they either go to the cafeteria or bring scraps from what they had at home the day before

Tries to start role-playing in bed:

Peter as we see likes costumes as well as acting (less than Dick but he did try to have a Hollywood career at some point) if it puts his perfection into the limelight, so sex roleplays are a thing he always wanted to try with scenarii where he is either the handsome star being admired, the handsome hero or even when he feels like it the beauty in distress, he would timidly ask Penelope the first time

Embarrassingly drunk dancer:

I bet none of them are gracious when drunk but maybe Penelope would start doing some Southern dance moves if she were to find a pair of cowboy boots. Less good as usual though

Firmly believes in couples costumes:

Again, Peter since he sees the occasion everytime to put himself in the limelight with different kinds of styles. Penelope is more or less thrilled but won't spoil his fun

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas:

Peter, not because he is greedy but because as we see he tends to give too much to charity and finds himself changeless afterward

Makes the other eat breakfast:

They alternate though Penelope cooks better and I see their married relationship similar to Homer and Marge's if Homer was more wholesome, more caring and not selfish and if Marge had a career and was more assertive and energetic, and Marge is the one to cook so I tend to mentally picture Penelope in her place even if they must alternate being supportive to each other

Remembers anniversaries:

Penelope, Peter is air-headed in general

Brings up having kids first:

Penelope, as soon as they get together she immediatly thinks of that, having always wanted to be a mother one day, and brings it up some time after her nephew is born. Peter is initially surprised but he too kind of saw himself as a dad one day so being one with the woman he loves very quickly warms up to him. It would take them nearly a decade and even a miscarriage though having fertility problems. Fortunately, some help of Bella and some magical potion he himself used for having his eldest despite his hormone treatment (since I HC he's trans) had them have Piper and Parker, even if later than they could have wanted ; hence the notable age difference between them and WRF Dick

Kills the bugs:

If it crawls, Penelope just puts it outside, Peter too busing cowering in disgust. If it flies and pesters them, HASTA LA VISTA HAPPY CHARMING AND CARING ATTITUDE AND COWABUNGA IT IS FROM BOTH OF THEM

First to define them as a couple:

I admit I didn't imagine really. I suppose right after they had their first kiss they botv eagerly conclude it makes them lovers now and they happily go announce it to the other racers the next time they see them, holding hands. GEEEZ, nobody saw it coming *sarcasm* but still encourage except Dick who roll their eyes

Who hides their guilty pleasures longer:

Penelope even if Peter won't ever shame her and even if she is free and independant tends to fear to show she likes uncute/typically masculine things due to years of her mother's misogyny and determination to make her a mini her, so whenever she likes something that doesn't fit her usual aesthetic she tends to hide it

Snorts while laughing:

None of them

#moi #ask #anon #wacky races #love is here #i ship it !#penelope pitstop #peter perfect

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