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prolix-principality · 9 months
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Liquid Gold - fashioncriminal, smolalienbee, Sodium_Azide, Tarek_giverofcookies
A gentle cottagecore human AU, featuring a bit of a bastard, a bit of a soft touch, and many many bees.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32217562/
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Newt, misc characters 8 chapters; 36,449 words. ~ Goth beekeeper Crowley starts a new life in the countryside, in a suitably gothic house, with suitably goth furniture, tombstones, and bees. One day Crowley finds a surprise singing to the bees. And Crowley's suitably goth life changes. ~ Warning: illustrated, food/alcohol, insects, (brief!) violent hypotheticals/suicide/murder mentions, (past!) death/injury, unintentional misgendering, harassment/nonconsensual touch/removed sunglasses, plant yelling, implied physical intimacy (non-graphic/fade-to-black), slightly confusing dialogue format
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prolix-principality · 8 months
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Boyfriend Debut - snae_b
Absolutely nothing but fluff and smut.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37580716
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Gabriel, Beez, Dag, misc characters 6 chapters; 20,045 words. ~ It’s fucking on camera. It’s not that complicated. ~ Warning: nsfw, public lives, lack of privacy, read the tags, brief excrement/toilet use, mentions of various kinks, rimming, “babe”/“baby”, coitus interruptus ~ Podfic Available - Literarion
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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Cast Adrift - NaroMoreau
In which the Bentley is a big-honkin’ annoyingly cuddly squish ball of a seal and I adore her.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33916105/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Bentley (a seal), Gabriel 4 chapters; 19,036 words. ~ Aziraphale freezes on his spot. There's a person there. A man with soaked rust-red hair that drifts messily over his shoulders, over his face. Aziraphale blinks into the soft blue of the waves that lick at the man's bare body, because he seems to be unconscious. Not dead. Certainly not dead. The tide pool is shallow enough that it's entirely possible he'll be alright. ~ Warning: additional warnings, illustrated, nsfw, alcohol, blood/injury/first aid, brief thoughts of self harm, heartbreak, nightmares
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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Ill Begotten - Hel_in_NL
This was a cool premise!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20143195
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Raphael (OC), Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Sabriel (OC), Kushiel (OC), Jophiel (OC), Gabriel, Beelzebub, Dagon, Michael, misc characters 24 chapters; 44,639 words. ~ Seven years after the failed apocalypse the earth keeps turning on its axis. Heaven and Hell are back to a stalemate and it seems like the world will keep spinning for a bit longer. Enter a new faction with an unknown goal and a origin that was lost to the ages. ~ Warning: food/alcohol mentions, loss of children, violence/battle, temporary major character death, minor character deaths, mind and memory tampering, discussion of pregnancy/breeding/(possible incest?), bigotry/inequalities/slavery(?), kidnapping/prison, discussion of genocide, possibly creepy relationship dynamics, (brief) mentions of sex/excrements/torture/throat damage
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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The Uninvited Guest - entanglednow
This was super fucking adorable, wow
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29916609
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley 6 chapters; 20,625 words. ~ Aziraphale is used to spending long nights battling insomnia and repairing old and damaged books. But he's unprepared for his new neighbour to be quite so attractive, or to develop a habit for sleepwalking into his flat during the night. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, brief thoughts of possible deaths/spiders, first aid ~ Podfic Available - Djapchan
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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On The Habits Of Vampires And Retired Goths - munchmulch
The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31128335/
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Tracy, Anathema, Shadwell (mentioned) 9 chapters; 21,117 words. ~ “That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.
“Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?” ~ Warning: custom formatting, illustrated, footnotes, food/alcohol, chronic pain/meds, amateur blood draw, vomit, mild body horror, animal bite, discussion of consent/past dubious consent to medical procedures, painful/nonconsensual magical transformation, brief (past) suicidal behavior/fatphobia, (brief!) mentions of hypothetical murder/cults/police/animal endangerment/animal excrement
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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953 revolutions around the sun and other ordinary miracles - Magnolia822
Aziraphale thought of the unhappy lot of the men around them – how humans had made a sin where God had never intended. It was so cruel for people to be kept apart when they loved each other.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29115753/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters 7 chapters; 24,725 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are lovers; they're also adversaries. They have an arrangement, but neither of them can risk admitting what it means. ~ Warning: illustrated, nsfw, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, plug-n-play genitals, public sex (miracled privacy), results of war/death, serious injury/first aid, (brief!) mention of racism/self-harm/cheating/weed/covid/canon-typical guillotines, brief ass-to-mouth ~ Podfic Available - Literarion
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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Seashells and Fingerpainting - Vagabond
Oh, this had me bawling.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19969666
Good Omens: Gabriel, Aziraphale, Crowley, God, misc characters Single chapter; 11,375 words. ~ Gabriel is sent to earth for a heavenly attitude adjustment and with a little help from Crowley and Aziraphale, it just might work. ~ Warning: food, minor injury, canon-typical body comments, mentions of biblical events/deaths, sensual activity ~ Podfic Avaliable - senseofenterprise
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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The Scarecrow - AppleSeeds
Perhaps two lonely hearts can transform one another?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26750191
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley 5 chapters; 19,472 words. ~ The last surviving member of his family, Aziraphale inherits a crumbling 14th century cottage from his uncle. Staying in the cottage to catalogue his uncle's collection of rare books, Aziraphale combats his loneliness by speaking to the scarecrow in the neighbouring field. He awakes one night to find the scarecrow in his bedroom, mouth torn open, speaking to him… Crowley was cursed by a witch and turned into a scarecrow over five hundred years ago, but somehow Aziraphale's presence is changing him into something more human. While Aziraphale works to break the curse completely, the two of them spend a great deal of time together and find something special within each other, both discovering what it truly means to be free. ~ Warning: food, minor character/child/animal death, thoughts about death/decay/suicidal ideation, depression/existentialism/self-deprecation, (brief) animal excrement/rotting things, spiders/insects/pests, transformations/body horror, solitary confinement, accidents/injury/blood, sensual activity/non-graphic sex, mildly confusing typos
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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For Life - TawnyOwl95
Aziraphale first realised he was in trouble when Crowley told him to *sit.*
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31924465/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema 2 chapters; 10,369 words. ~ It’s a certain time of the month and Aziraphale isn’t feeling well. Fortunately Crowley is there to provide chicken soup, and anything else an anxious werewolf might need. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, mention of past medical experiments/needles, non-verbal consent/sex during transformation, rimming
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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There Will Be Paperwork - entanglednow
I had to skip chapters 10, 23, 24, 25, but the rest was very good! All separate stories. https://archiveofourown.org/works/24752785/
Good Omens: Crowley/Crawly, Aziraphale, misc characters 30 chapters; 28,585 words. ~ Collection of short Good Omens works, mostly under 1000 words. Written for a variety of crack prompts and games. ~ Warning: nsfw, read the tags, food, water, brief murder/excrement/alcohol/pregnancy mentions, some body horror/blood/death, (brief) eye trauma/maggots, non-graphic discussion of rape ~ Various podfics available
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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These Things Were Here - MajorEnglishEsquire
*wipes away tears* they’re best friends, they love each other s om uc h
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19412872
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 13,606 words. ~ Crowley, following times of overwhelming distress, resorted to the snake form as a means of finding comfort and solitude. ~ Warning: tags, food, alcohol use (mention of self-medication), discussion of canon-typical peril, brief broken bone, brief mentions of animals in danger/historic horrors/Hell’s violence/suicide/urine, brief ableist language ~ Podfic Available - miss_echidna
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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I See You - doorwaytoparadise
An open hand and open heart.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24853492/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, misc characters 6 chapters; 23,890 words. ~ Aziraphale didn’t know what he was, a mess of snakes and scales and claws and fangs, hidden beneath heavy fabric, deadly gaze tucked away when he spent time in the city. Aziraphale didn’t know, had never seen his face, and had befriended him anyway, always delighted when they met up. Crowley nearly chokes, despair rising like floodwaters in his lungs. Aziraphale is here to kill him. He can’t hurt Aziraphale. ~ Warning: illustrated, (easy to skip) nsfw, food, some violence/attempted murder/bodily injury (eye trauma), various mentions of deaths, suicidal ideation, unexpected kiss, (brief!) allusion to (past!) attempted assault (possibly sexual?), curses/isolation
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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And so beguile thy sorrow - hapax
Gosh this was a little chaotic. But it all works out
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29965182/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Dagon, Uriel, Marjorie/Tracy, Gabriel, misc characters 12 chapters; 48,805 words. ~ Crowley (generally known to the staff as That Demon) was unusual in that he was obviously aware of his library codename, and delighted in returning the favour. Thank goodness, he showed no apparent signs of mental illness, or awkward exhibitionism, or even potential danger. What he was was bloody annoying. Aziraphale adores his work as a public librarian. He finds fulfillment in answering questions, recommending titles, and planning programs. He likes his co-workers (well, most of them), and loves the small city he serves. The only thing marring his happy life is That Patron. Until one spectacularly disastrous Summer Reading Program throws them into a most unusual Arrangement. ~ Warning: alcohol, food, sexual jokes/innuendo, inappropriate/uncomfortable overstepping of boundaries (personal and professional), (brief!) sexual harassment, bigoted language and behaviors, unintentional misgendering, (brief!) mention of hypothetical pedophilia/animal excrement, discussion of a child in potential danger, abuse of power, slightly confusing dialogue
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Love Thy Neighbor - snae_b
Talk about a whirlwind, these two are so thirsty
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28131651/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Gabriel 11 chapters (+ a teaser); 33,907 words. ~ Aziraphale Fell lives a quiet life writing a successful baking blog. At least until an irritating new neighbor moves in downstairs and throws his life into chaos. Oh no, where could this possibly be going? ~ Warning: footnotes, nsfw, injury, food, alcohol, rimming, spanking, read the tags, fatphobic comments/some internalization, (past!) kicked out/drugs/abuse/broken bones/medical scares, sex work in unsafe/unwanted circumstances, (brief!) vomit, graphic threats
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Five Times They Weren't Very Sexy and One Time They Aced It - ZehWulf
This feels…. Very comfortable, and familiar, and I love it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23498368/
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale 6 chapters; 14,795 words. ~ Look, when you're largely inexperienced sex-favorable asexual ineffables, it takes a bit of practice, a lot of communication, and some bull-headed persistence to get your sex life in commendable working order. Or, five times things got (hilariously) awkward during sex, and one time after they've got it mostly figured out. A companion fic to "Scratching That Itch." ~ Warning: footnotes, nsfw, food mentions, alcohol use/intoxication, plug-n-play genitals, mention of past accidents/near eye injury, silly awkward situations, “slut” (affectionate)
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