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prolix-principality · 9 months
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Villainous - IneffablePenguin
Once Upon A Time… There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30248922/
Good Omens: Crow/Anthony (Crowley), Azra (Aziraphale), Serafina (a horse), Michael (OC?), Gabriel, Hastur, Belz (Beelzebub), Ligur, Dagon, Tracy, Anathema, misc characters 31 chapters; 216,546 words. ~ The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to… ~ Warning: illustrated, sex, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, frequent violence/murder, blood/injuries/unconsciousness/serious head wounds, fire, abduction, past! parent death, possible trichotillania trigger, minor character death, various excrements/bodily functions, disgusting/horrible hypotheticals, unsanitary/unsafe settings/pests, abusive family, mentioned decapitation/animal cruelty/insect death, some body/size thoughts/shaming, ableist language, discussion of age differences/arranged marriages/(hypothetical) incest, pressure to have kids, (indirect) ass-to-mouth, plant threatening ~ Podfic Available - SkyAsimaru
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prolix-principality · 7 months
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Boyfriend Debut - snae_b
Absolutely nothing but fluff and smut.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37580716
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Gabriel, Beez, Dag, misc characters 6 chapters; 20,045 words. ~ It’s fucking on camera. It’s not that complicated. ~ Warning: nsfw, public lives, lack of privacy, read the tags, brief excrement/toilet use, mentions of various kinks, rimming, “babe”/“baby”, coitus interruptus ~ Podfic Available - Literarion
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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Ophidiophobia - lyricwritesprose
If you stick a pomegranate pip up your nose, you’ll have a pomegranate pip up your nose.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21426280
Good Omens: Pepper, Crowley, Ms. Device (Anathema), Brian, Aziraphale, Marcus (OC), misc characters 5 chapters; 7,691 words. ~ Despite being recognized as a badass by the rest of the Them and most people in her school, there are things that Pepper doesn't deal with very well. Being wrong is one of them. Confronting certain fears is another. It was different at Armageddon, when Pepper and Wensley were afraid too—but this is hers alone. And she's ashamed of it. ~ Warning: footnotes, snakes, fear/panic, mild injury/nosebleed, discussed ableism, threats/fights, brief hypothetical murder, brief mention of racism/broken leg, discussion of magical influences on the mind, animal abuse/feces ~ Podfic Available - collab
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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The Uninvited Guest - entanglednow
This was super fucking adorable, wow
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29916609
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley 6 chapters; 20,625 words. ~ Aziraphale is used to spending long nights battling insomnia and repairing old and damaged books. But he's unprepared for his new neighbour to be quite so attractive, or to develop a habit for sleepwalking into his flat during the night. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, brief thoughts of possible deaths/spiders, first aid ~ Podfic Available - Djapchan
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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Ineffably Yours - SecondHandNews
An angel and a demon have been playing a six thousand year long game of the words not said. It’s funny, though, the truths that saving the world can unveil. With heaven announcing its plans to make up for Armageddon and with hell closing in, what will be the cost of protecting what they’ve found in each other?
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel, Raphael (OC), misc characters 4 works; 157 chapters; 583,580 words. ~ It had been six thousand years, give or take, Aziraphale had stopped keeping count, it didn’t seem to matter now. Six thousand years he had wandered the Earth and he had taken in almost every sight, every sound, every taste. He had seen humans’ greatest evils and witnessed their truest joys, and yet it was still this fallen angel who taught him more than any other. If he had learned two things in the past six millennia it was that nobody was ever truly fallen, and those with the whitest wings could conceal the blackest souls. ~ Warning: food, excessive alcohol, gory metaphors/hypotheticals, brief homophobia, discussion of historical tragedies & related violence (AIDS, 9/11), hell-related decay/grossness, smarmy/manipulative behavior on a large scale, brief mind-tampering/airport security, minor injury, suicide, (brief!) child death/plant abuse mention ~ Podfic Available - Collab
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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the maiden, the mother, and the other one - TrekFaerie
Just girly things
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20031760
Good Omens: Pepper, Anathema, Tracy Single chapter; 982 words. ~ Pepper takes an interest in magic. ~ Warning: brief food/alcohol mentions, discussion of scams, mention of pregnancy/dead animals ~ Podfic Available - blackglass
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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953 revolutions around the sun and other ordinary miracles - Magnolia822
Aziraphale thought of the unhappy lot of the men around them – how humans had made a sin where God had never intended. It was so cruel for people to be kept apart when they loved each other.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29115753/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters 7 chapters; 24,725 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are lovers; they're also adversaries. They have an arrangement, but neither of them can risk admitting what it means. ~ Warning: illustrated, nsfw, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, plug-n-play genitals, public sex (miracled privacy), results of war/death, serious injury/first aid, (brief!) mention of racism/self-harm/cheating/weed/covid/canon-typical guillotines, brief ass-to-mouth ~ Podfic Available - Literarion
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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Seashells and Fingerpainting - Vagabond
Oh, this had me bawling.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19969666
Good Omens: Gabriel, Aziraphale, Crowley, God, misc characters Single chapter; 11,375 words. ~ Gabriel is sent to earth for a heavenly attitude adjustment and with a little help from Crowley and Aziraphale, it just might work. ~ Warning: food, minor injury, canon-typical body comments, mentions of biblical events/deaths, sensual activity ~ Podfic Avaliable - senseofenterprise
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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There Will Be Paperwork - entanglednow
I had to skip chapters 10, 23, 24, 25, but the rest was very good! All separate stories. https://archiveofourown.org/works/24752785/
Good Omens: Crowley/Crawly, Aziraphale, misc characters 30 chapters; 28,585 words. ~ Collection of short Good Omens works, mostly under 1000 words. Written for a variety of crack prompts and games. ~ Warning: nsfw, read the tags, food, water, brief murder/excrement/alcohol/pregnancy mentions, some body horror/blood/death, (brief) eye trauma/maggots, non-graphic discussion of rape ~ Various podfics available
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prolix-principality · 4 months
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amaretto - goosewriting
The envelope contains two things: some paperwork and a greeting card that’s a bit heavier than average. It clicks against the top of the desk as it falls.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24308572/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Marjorie/Tracy, Basmuuth (OC), The Custodian (OC? Death?), misc characters 10 chapters: 69,605 words. ~ Aziraphale, a human, has grown used to being alone. Everything changes for him when a unique occult relic falls into his hands and loops him into a contract with a mild-mannered (if a bit snarky) demon named Crowley. ~ Warning: illustrated, read the tags, nsfw, food, excessive alcohol use, invasion of privacy, peer pressure, minor character death, discussion of death/murder/torture, (brief!) thought of suicide, self harm, existential angst, minor injury/blood, body horror/transformation, brief plug-n-play genitals, semi-confusing POV switches ~ Podfic Available - Arcafira
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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These Things Were Here - MajorEnglishEsquire
*wipes away tears* they’re best friends, they love each other s om uc h
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19412872
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 13,606 words. ~ Crowley, following times of overwhelming distress, resorted to the snake form as a means of finding comfort and solitude. ~ Warning: tags, food, alcohol use (mention of self-medication), discussion of canon-typical peril, brief broken bone, brief mentions of animals in danger/historic horrors/Hell’s violence/suicide/urine, brief ableist language ~ Podfic Available - miss_echidna
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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Don't Wake a Sleeping Bear(Dragon) - ZehWulf
Unlikely meet-cute but certainly adorable
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32061421
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, misc characters Single chapter; 5,703 words. ~ Crowley's a mage on the run from goons from Lucifer's court, but a twisted ankle means he has to find a hiding spot for the night and fast. Luckily, there's a nearby, hopefully empty cave he can hide in! :D ~ Warning: food, mild injury/sprained ankle, mentions of hypothetical violence/getting eaten ~ Podfic Available - Djapchan
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prolix-principality · 5 months
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Delivery - NaroMoreau
Flirty redhead teases delivery guy and gets what he's asking for.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28976616
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 6,384 words. ~ The angel is looking at him, almost rapt, taking in his disheveled hair, still damp and pressing at odd angles against his neck, against his jaw. Crowley can see, almost feel his gaze drift south to the shirt he's wearing, roaming over him as if he couldn't have his fill, couldn't have enough, a lopsided turn to the bare angle of his shoulder fully on display, and even down, down to where Crowley's showing miles of bare skin. The angel swallows, and Crowley licks his lips. Oh, this should be fun. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, awkward situations ~ Podfic Available - summerofspock
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Till We Have Arrived Home Again -prouvairing
This is such a sweet, silly, slice-of-life catharsis and I loved every moment of this.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21852754
Harry Potter: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Mrs. Clements (OC), Mrs. Singh (OC), Stacy (OC), Hermione, Ron, misc characters 13 chapters; 43,559 words. ~ Summer, 1999. Harry comes home with news. Quite a lot of news. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, alcohol use, mild injury, past! deaths/war/other canon tragedies, joking discussion of infidelity, interrupted intimacy, transformation, discussion of disease/sickness, hair pulling (kinky), brief ass-to-mouth, brief mentions of body size commentary/hypothetical murder/memory wipes/vomit/gender roles ~ Podfic Available - ashata
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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By Definition - idiopathicsmile
Crowley’s shirt landed on the floor in a heap.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19399102
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 3,074 words. ~ Aziraphale has certainly dabbled in the world of carnal delights over the years, most notably in the late nineteenth century, when a certain infernal adversary was enjoying a century-long nap and seemingly the only way to pass the time had been to develop some hobbies. ~ Warning: nsfw, food mentions, brief awkward/painful misunderstanding ~ Podfic Available - BiP Podfic Available -  luftnarp-podfic
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Fish Food - entanglednow
Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah merfuckery
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29426373
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 2,035 words. ~ It's a private beach, no trespassing allowed. Which makes it the perfect place for Aziraphale and Crowley to meet. ~ Warning: nsfw, (brief!) rimming/ass-to-other-orifice (vag? cloaca?) ~ Podfic Available - Djapchan
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