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prolix-principality · 9 months
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A Funny Old World - noodlefrog
Oh man, that was excellent.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25106068
Good Omens: Hastur, Ligur, misc characters (mentioned) Single chapter; 4,328 words. ~ Hastur liked fire. It had a certain look about it that he liked to watch, the color and the movement and the coiling of the smoke. If he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he'd call it beautiful. Most of the time, he called it fun. Destructive. Exciting. Funny, sometimes, especially when humans were around to see something of theirs burning and did all that business of running around yelling about it. He liked Ligur, as much as he could like any fellow demon. Ligur was competent at the temptations he performed and had a similar kind of eye for the artistry of a long con that Hastur could appreciate. He was... cunning. Ruthless. Vicious. A right proper menace. Excellent lurker. Knew how to bide his time and plot and scheme with the best of them. He could respect Ligur for what he was: an evil bastard who he didn't hate being around. When he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he would think of him as beautiful, too. ~ Warning: canon-typical cruelty/Hell grossness, temporary main character death, canon minor character deaths, descriptions of Falling, (brief!) mention of animal abuse, various mentioned violences/torture methods, smoking (cigarettes)
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Better Than Working - cyankelpie
Why don’t I read more of these two?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31653371
Good Omens: Gabriel, Beelzebub, misc characters Single chapter; 7,426 words. ~ Due to circumstances, Gabriel and Beelzebub find themselves on Earth on the same day. Due to recent events, work has become a nightmare. The obvious solution is for them to pretend they're meeting on business to extend their time off as long as possible. Nobody involved likes this plan, but at least it's better than working. ~ Warning: food (disgust/trouble), hypothetical death/murder/vomit, flies, mentions of general hell grossness/misery, brief fire
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prolix-principality · 8 months
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Liquid Gold - fashioncriminal, smolalienbee, Sodium_Azide, Tarek_giverofcookies
A gentle cottagecore human AU, featuring a bit of a bastard, a bit of a soft touch, and many many bees.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32217562/
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Newt, misc characters 8 chapters; 36,449 words. ~ Goth beekeeper Crowley starts a new life in the countryside, in a suitably gothic house, with suitably goth furniture, tombstones, and bees. One day Crowley finds a surprise singing to the bees. And Crowley's suitably goth life changes. ~ Warning: illustrated, food/alcohol, insects, (brief!) violent hypotheticals/suicide/murder mentions, (past!) death/injury, unintentional misgendering, harassment/nonconsensual touch/removed sunglasses, plant yelling, implied physical intimacy (non-graphic/fade-to-black), slightly confusing dialogue format
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Truth or Dare - MirjamOmens
I dare you to read this~
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34045048
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 6,523 words. ~ “Let’s ask questions, like Truth or Dare!”
Crowley burst out laughing. “You do realize what you are getting into?” he said, “I could dare you to all manners of sins, it's called tempting, I’m a professional!”
“I’m not going to pick a dare, silly!” Aziraphale chuckled. “And you aren’t either, just the questions!”
“It’s not the Truth or Dare then!” Crowley objected, still laughing.
Aziraphale waved his hand to indicate something about not caring the least.
“Do you not want to play then?” ~ Warning: nsfw, wine/food, minor typos
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prolix-principality · 6 months
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Sit Still, My Soul - EdosianOrchids901
Oh no, my poor little chronically ill heart, this was so soft,
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35523634
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 1,321 words. ~ Even on bad pain days, Crowley still struggles to slow down and rest. Aziraphale has the perfect solution—a warm, soothing bath and some gentle pampering. ~ Warning: pain, mention of self-medication with alcohol
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prolix-principality · 9 months
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Villainous - IneffablePenguin
Once Upon A Time… There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30248922/
Good Omens: Crow/Anthony (Crowley), Azra (Aziraphale), Serafina (a horse), Michael (OC?), Gabriel, Hastur, Belz (Beelzebub), Ligur, Dagon, Tracy, Anathema, misc characters 31 chapters; 216,546 words. ~ The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to… ~ Warning: illustrated, sex, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, frequent violence/murder, blood/injuries/unconsciousness/serious head wounds, fire, abduction, past! parent death, possible trichotillania trigger, minor character death, various excrements/bodily functions, disgusting/horrible hypotheticals, unsanitary/unsafe settings/pests, abusive family, mentioned decapitation/animal cruelty/insect death, some body/size thoughts/shaming, ableist language, discussion of age differences/arranged marriages/(hypothetical) incest, pressure to have kids, (indirect) ass-to-mouth, plant threatening ~ Podfic Available - SkyAsimaru
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prolix-principality · 7 months
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Boyfriend Debut - snae_b
Absolutely nothing but fluff and smut.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37580716
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Gabriel, Beez, Dag, misc characters 6 chapters; 20,045 words. ~ It’s fucking on camera. It’s not that complicated. ~ Warning: nsfw, public lives, lack of privacy, read the tags, brief excrement/toilet use, mentions of various kinks, rimming, “babe”/“baby”, coitus interruptus ~ Podfic Available - Literarion
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prolix-principality · 8 months
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The False and the Fair - Princip1914
Wow, this was an incredible trip. Very hard to reconcile American versions of these two, though.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25944682/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Agnes (deceased), Gabriel, Bee (Beelzebub), Anathema, Sandy (OC), misc characters 37 chapters; 173,064 words. ~ Growing up in the shadow of West Virginia’s Eden Mountain, Aziraphale Wright always expected to work for the family coal mining company. Anthony Crowley, the son of a down-and-out miner, was going to become a pilot and leave town forever. Now, thirty years later, neither of their lives have gone as planned, and an unexpected inheritance brings them back into one another’s orbit. Aziraphale hopes that they can move beyond their shared past, and a high school arrangement that ended in disaster, but he has secrets of his own that threaten their fragile reconnection… ~ Warning: read the tags, additional chapter-by-chapter warnings, nsfw, food, alcoholism, death/suicide/accidents/murder, sickness/hospitals, some violence/various injuries/blood, kids in danger/doing shady shit/imbibing drugs/child abuse, smoking (cigarettes), (brief) home piercing/vomit/hunting and animal deaths, FBI/Cops, transphobia/homophobia/fatphobia/classism/brief other bigotry/internalized/(brief!) slurs used, dreams, rimming, unhealthy sex/intoxicated, (brief!) mentions of native displacement/human and animal excrement/childbirth/blackmail, semi-confusing timeline, minor typos
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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I Only Have Eyes For You - Twilightcitysky
A fic about moving in together, finding yourself, and finding one another.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35466250
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Tracy, Anathema, Newt, Adam (Young), misc characters 11 chapters; 55,293 words. ~ After narrowly escaping execution, Aziraphale and Crowley want to fly under the radar for a while. Worried that performing miracles will reveal their location to their former bosses, they relocate to the country and stop using their powers. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is ready to start moving faster… and Crowley has a secret. Can he keep Aziraphale from realizing what's changed while juggling moving trucks, furniture assembly, inquisitive mediums, attacks of Feng Shui, and the mortifying ordeal of grocery shopping? ~ Warning: illustrated, nsfw, alcohol, food, mention of death/murder/various tragedy, arguing/fighting, otc pain meds, trying to hide a disability and related negative self-image, (almost) car crash, choking, smoking (cigarettes) and quitting, magical mental and physical influence, comparing adult humans to children when it comes to immortality and sex, (brief!) vomit/flaying/brutal biblical stories/cancer mentions
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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Ophidiophobia - lyricwritesprose
If you stick a pomegranate pip up your nose, you’ll have a pomegranate pip up your nose.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21426280
Good Omens: Pepper, Crowley, Ms. Device (Anathema), Brian, Aziraphale, Marcus (OC), misc characters 5 chapters; 7,691 words. ~ Despite being recognized as a badass by the rest of the Them and most people in her school, there are things that Pepper doesn't deal with very well. Being wrong is one of them. Confronting certain fears is another. It was different at Armageddon, when Pepper and Wensley were afraid too—but this is hers alone. And she's ashamed of it. ~ Warning: footnotes, snakes, fear/panic, mild injury/nosebleed, discussed ableism, threats/fights, brief hypothetical murder, brief mention of racism/broken leg, discussion of magical influences on the mind, animal abuse/feces ~ Podfic Available - collab
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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Cast Adrift - NaroMoreau
In which the Bentley is a big-honkin’ annoyingly cuddly squish ball of a seal and I adore her.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33916105/
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Bentley (a seal), Gabriel 4 chapters; 19,036 words. ~ Aziraphale freezes on his spot. There's a person there. A man with soaked rust-red hair that drifts messily over his shoulders, over his face. Aziraphale blinks into the soft blue of the waves that lick at the man's bare body, because he seems to be unconscious. Not dead. Certainly not dead. The tide pool is shallow enough that it's entirely possible he'll be alright. ~ Warning: additional warnings, illustrated, nsfw, alcohol, blood/injury/first aid, brief thoughts of self harm, heartbreak, nightmares
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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Predictable - HopeCoppice
Big oof, but the end is sweet
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28966614
Good Omens: Newt, Anathema Single chapter; 1,776 words. ~ Newton Pulsifer doesn't have the gift of prophecy. But somehow, he's not surprised when Anathema breaks up with him. ~ Warning: alcohol mention, heartbreak
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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You're Just a Little Under Rehearsed - MickyRC
Oh this just felt so sweet and natural and silly and happy and I love it ugh!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35532178
Good Omens: Crowley/Mr. AJ, Aziraphale/Mr. Fell, Anathema, Tracy, Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensley/dale, Brian, Warlock, Deidre, R.P. Tyler, Stella (OC), misc characters 14 chapters; 53,369 words. ~ Drama teacher Crowley loves directing the Tadfield Community Players' shows—interacting with the rest of the staff at the community center, not so much. So when he meets the new accompanist for this year's musical, he's shocked to find that he might actually like him. Possibly more than like, if he's being honest. Aziraphale is fresh from leaving a long career as a church pianist, and hoping that a new job will get him out of the lonely rut he's found himself in. The attention and kindness of the flashy community theater director are unexpected, but not unwelcome. Far from it. But with a community theater to run, a show to put on, and a disgruntled R.P. Tyler looking for any excuse to get rid of Crowley and his theater program, will they be able to make a relationship work? And, more importantly, can they make sure the show still goes on? ~ Warning: food/wine, unsafe/aggressive teaching methods/environments, brief angry yelling, brief mentions of death/executions/decapitation, a splinter, slightly confusing pov swaps
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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Bone Wars - fenrislorsrai
This was a truly fascinating deep-dive into Crowley as a character, wow.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25564033
Good Omens: Crowley/Anthony/Ash, Aziraphale (mentioned), Samule (a mule), Cope (OC/historical figure), Zeke (OC), Lakes (OC), Hallie (OC), Marsh (OC?), misc characters 11 chapters; 64,256 words. ~ Crowley travels abroad to 1877 America to rack up some points with Hell as he can get involved in scientific debates over evolution and set two paleontologists up to be the worst versions of themselves. He’s not actually hurting anyone while doing it either, just making them question things. Crowley’s really good at that. But all alone with nobody familiar around he’s really questioning dinosaurs. What kind of joke is this and why does it seem to be on him? ~ Warning: illustrated, chapter warnings, food, alcohol/substance use, thoughts of death/decomposition, brief memory tampering/choking, body thoughts/dysphoria/dysmorphia, heavy sensory, (brief) mentions of excrements/filth, some bigotry, minor injury/blood magic, occasionally confusing dialogue formatting ~ Note: some of the characters are historical figures (but I am not always sure which)
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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The Professional Descendant - ngk_is_cool
Good Omens: Anathema, Newt Single chapter; 500 words. ~ Anathema must make a choice - does she want to be a Professional Descendant for the rest of her lives? ~ Warning: minor injury
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prolix-principality · 3 months
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Ill Begotten - Hel_in_NL
This was a cool premise!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20143195
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Raphael (OC), Adam (Young), Pepper, Wensleydale, Brian, Sabriel (OC), Kushiel (OC), Jophiel (OC), Gabriel, Beelzebub, Dagon, Michael, misc characters 24 chapters; 44,639 words. ~ Seven years after the failed apocalypse the earth keeps turning on its axis. Heaven and Hell are back to a stalemate and it seems like the world will keep spinning for a bit longer. Enter a new faction with an unknown goal and a origin that was lost to the ages. ~ Warning: food/alcohol mentions, loss of children, violence/battle, temporary major character death, minor character deaths, mind and memory tampering, discussion of pregnancy/breeding/(possible incest?), bigotry/inequalities/slavery(?), kidnapping/prison, discussion of genocide, possibly creepy relationship dynamics, (brief) mentions of sex/excrements/torture/throat damage
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