toki ni li suli mute. o lukin pona:
this message is very important. read it well:
jan li pali e ijo ike. jan li tawa e ona tawa ma ni.
people created bad things. people moved them to this land.
ijo ike ni li ike mute e sijelo jan. ona li ken moli e jan.
those bad things hurt human bodies. they can kill people.
ijo ike ni li lon anpa ma ni. ona li pana e ike.
those bad things are underneath this land. they give badness.
sina ante e ma ni la ike li kama. o ante ala e ma ni.
if you change this land, the badness will come. do not change this land.
o awen ala lon ma ni. o weka tan ma ni.
do not stay in this land. leave this land.
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Thanks to the Wikipedia article on Long-term nuclear waste warning messages, lots of people know the "THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR" quote, but it occurred to me to look up the original document that it comes from, the 1993 report "Expert judgment on markers to deter inadvertent human intrusion into the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant," by Trauth, Hora, & Guzowski of Sandia National Laboratories... and the whole thing is pretty fascinating.
Specifically, the famous quote and the pages above all come from the sub-report by "Team A," consisting of Dieter G. Ast (Cornell University), Michael Brill (Buffalo Organization for Social and Technological Innovation), Maureen F. Kaplan (Eastern Research Group), Ward H. Goodenough (University of Pennsylvania), Frederick J. Newmeyer (University of Washington), and Woodruff T. Sullivan, III (University of Washington). "Team B," I was surprised to notice, included astronomer Frank Drake (creator of the Drake Equation for estimating the changes of contacting extraterrestrial life).
The diagrams of possible construction options look a little bit like architectural plans, but also quite a bit like Dungeons & Dragons environment designs... and perhaps like the ruined architecture of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
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Atomic Protestants in 10,000 years be like “oh boo hoo we hate Rabbi Stormy's mandatory virgin sacrifices, fuck this entire religion, we wont teach our kids ANYTHING about avoiding ancient supposedly cursed ‘’’’nuclear waste ‘’’’ sites” and then their grandkids will run into some ray cats and think nothing of it.
“That looks like a normal cat, probably,” they think. “And besides, cats being forebearers of doom is a old superstition that my grandparents say is problematic.”
The kids follow the neon green ray cats as they wander towards an ominous obelisk, which has crumbled somewhat and been almost covered by vines. (Good thing it was made of stone and metal, not clay and soil, which would have succumbed to rainwater retention and slumping.)
Somehow they’re still able to read the inscription of ancient runes on this cool looking obelisk, which starts off by saying “This is not a place of honor” and the kids go “lmao fuck honor, my parents raised me to be anti-authoritarian” so they charge right in.
Another crumbled runic inscription reads “substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best”
Sounds legit! The cool spiky concrete playground looks rad as fuck, so they and the colorful cats climb all over and break as many things as possible and have a grand old time.
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georgia guidestones got blown up can we get a pogchamp
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today’s affirmations for the contaminated:
you are not a person of honor
you have not been commemorated for a highly esteemed deed
you are dangerous and repulsive to us
you are in a particular location… increasing toward the center… you are the center of danger… of a particular size and shape, and below us
your danger is still present, in their time, as it was in ours
your danger is to the body, and it can kill
the form of your danger is an emanation of energy
your danger is only unleashed when substantially disturbed physically
you are best left shunned and uninhabited <3
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