#lol kurtbastian

[backslashdelta]

they don't know how you've haunted me, so stunningly

#glee #gleeedit #gleesource #kurtbastianarchive #kurtbastian #kurtbastianedit #kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #music #taylor swift #guilty as sin #mine #my gifs #mlmedit #mlmsource #usercim #usersapphi #userkristiana #oh my god I haven't made a gifset since january 3rd... #it's been SO long #I've been SO busy #but I needed to make a ttpd kb gifset... I needed to it was a NEED okay #I don't care if nobody else appreciates it I just needed it to exist #feel like I don't even know how to make gifsets anymore??? #trying to be creative with it and immediately I was like. idk how to make gifsets Fun and Visually Interesting you know?? #anyway slap an old timey overlay over it and there we go #bonus because it means desaturating everything so I don't have to fiddle with colours as much LOL #I should have spent more time on this but I'm Tired and also I am insistent on posting Tonight so. here it is.

[mdverse]

collection of stuff i've drawn for the one and only @backslashdelta!! happy bday bells i love u <3

#my art #digital art #fan art #art #glee #glee art #noah puckerman #kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #puckurt #kurtbastian #perhaps not having time to do a fully rendered thing for u was a blessing in disguise #bc now u get to have all of these on ur blog! #i would've done separate posts for each part but that felt like too much lol #anyway. enjoy :)

[sscrambledmeggss]

that scene in acitw where they are in the dance class, kurt is like, “they are all looking at me, because i’m still put together :(“ when in actuality, they were probably looking at his loudly cursing, underdressed partner <3

#i hate this drawing btw sebastian’s arm is far too long but my ipad is dead and the charger broke LOL #ANYWAYS HAPPY ACITW DAY #meg’s art #kurt hummel #kurtbastian #sebastian smythe #acitw #meg’s more coherent drawings

[69-toojay]

I absolutely despise seblaine because of how homophobic it's fanbase is and the fact that in canon it's rooted in malicious unsexy infidelity, and consists of the two of the most despicable characters being even more annoying than they usually are, and one of them isn't even redeemable.

But i always had this hilarious image of one them getting married because their elitist parents approve of them keeping it in the evil rich people community, something something they won't get their inheritance if they marry common folk etc.

It's not pure business, they start out okay, the sex is good or something if sebastian can inhale the hair gel long enough without passing out but then over the years the reality of being married to blaine anderson sinks in and they just kind of emotionally check out and either have an open marriage or just keep cheating on each other, Blaine bc that's just what he does and Sebastian bc a gals gotta cope.

They bring out the absolute worst in each other, the elitism, the cutthroat competitiveness, disregard for people's feelings etc

They tolerate each other but are incredibly snippy and shit to the point where their dinner guests get uncomfortable and stare like 👁️👄👁️

Blaine : Sebastian thinks hes making a difference in the world because he's an environment lawyer

Sebastian: I am, I do. I make a difference you sing showtunes with strained vocals for washed up queers who peaked in highschool.

Their new friend Kurt : 👁️👄👁️

#Anti seblaine #Kurtbastian #Lol blaine Anderson #Sebastian Smythe #Kurt Hummel #Warblers #the warblers

[simplysummers]

Just had the stunning realisation that they should’ve ditched Chandler and used Sebastian as the swooning gentlemen in the ‘between the sheets’ scene with Kurt during the Whitney tribute episode-

I’m not saying that he would be as gushy, flamboyant or mooneyed as Chandler was, come on it’s Sebastian at the end of the day, but if he were able to strike up a decent conversation with Kurt about music after the initial hostility, they’d be able to somewhat connect, and it would’ve been ever so dreamy ☺️. Not to mention then it would open up the opportunity for Kurt to see the more human side of Sebastian, and although he’s nothing like Chandler, it would allow Seb to be nicer to Kurt too.

And then when Blaine calls the texting scandal ‘cheating’, his argument would be completely null because oh wait…wasn’t he doing the same thing a few months ago? With the same boy???

Checkmate ✌️

#I’m writing this fanfic- omg- #it’s sparked my motivation #and I’m in a writing slump because of my hip pain #but not anymore! #sebastian smythe #kurt hummel #kurtbastian #glee #anti blaine anderson #lol blaine

[blaintism]

grant gustin sleep with one eye open

#anti kurtbastian #IMPLIED #LMAOOOOOO #text #plus him saying sebastian is not a villain #eye roll. his only purpose in the narrative is to create problems for the main characters #what do you think that is lol

[snixx]

they don't know about my dark past (i was close mutuals with the most passionate finchel and mileven shipper on the goddamn planet for almost as long as i've been on tumblr and longer than i've had this account)

#if it weren't for her id still believe finchel shippers and milevens were a lie like no one can be PASSIONATE about THEM right #okay but honestly i dont give a shit. im from the glee fandom everyone there is besties with people who hate your otps and blorbos #and drag each others ships all the time and ship like kurtbastian or smth #and tag properly (mostly) #i guess that was my tolerance era. id never follow a finchel now #15 year old me: we can have none of the same opinions on fandoms and still be friends! hashtag maturity #me now: yeah but honestly im just here to vibe if 90% of what you post annoys me im not gonna follow you or seek out a friendship lol #(old mutuals im here to stay though however much you spam my dash with things idgaf about) #(i still loved her but we blocked each other 2 months ago because she turned out to be a hardcore zionist she can go to hell if i care now) #anti finchel #anti mileven #anti milkvan #but damn the way she was probably the longest moot id had at that point

[quinn-my-beloved]

CHERIE POSTS ACTUAL GLEE CONTENT?! NO WAY!!

Anyway new fic about the car scene lol

#glee #glee fanfiction #kurt hummel #not blaine or klaine friendly #kurtbastian #lol blaine #glee fanfic

[midnightblaine]

its 2024, it’s been around twelve years since i started watching glee and i can still confidently say klaine is the fictional pairing that I care the most in this whole wide world and that I LOATHE sebastian smythe, seblaine and kurtbastian (although at a lesser degree if im being honest) fuck that fictional dude

#sent into the wind 🌬️ #anti seblaine #anti kurtbastian #lol sebastian smythe #lol seblaine #i tag because i am a hater but i have morals

[hevansiowa]

dude there’s this one kurtbastian fic that i read in like,,, 2020 (maybe before that?? idk) that i’ve been trying to find since and it’s been absolutely killing me for moNTHS.

like idk if this fic never even existed, if i might be searching in for it the wrong place, it’s driving me crazy as FUCK 😭

#✨sam rambles about stupid shit!✨ #glee #kurtbastian #kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #if anyone wants to ask and hear me try to describe what i remember reading be my guest LMAO #i have bits and pieces and nothing of it makes sense to me but if you can understand stupid i’m your guy lol

[angelhummel]

Wait - people actually like Kurt and Ratbastian had more chemistry than Klaine??

(x) I feel like that one sums everything up perfectly. But if you'd like to point and laugh some more...

(x) (x) (x) (x)

Like it's just a show ship what you want i say that literally all the time but also i am pointing and laughing alksfjslkfs i cant help it sorry

#at least im only bitching on my own blog uwu #with anti tags that can easily be blocked #not my problem if any stans see this #glee #asks #anonymous #glee confessions #anti kurtbastian #anti sebastian smythe #its just #its not good man #alsooo #hoping the ask meant to say 'think' lol #otherwise its just sarcastic towards me alskjfklsdfs #and i still replied like this so

[backslashdelta]

@usergif back to cool event: challenge 1 - blending Kurtbastian ► cardigan by Taylor Swift (insp by @catboy-kurt)

#backtocool22 #gleeedit #gleesource #kurtbastianarchive #kurtbastianedit #kurtbastian #kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #taylor swift #cardigan #mine #my gifs #usercim #userkristiana #usersapphi #I know your post mentioned acitw and a specific lyric that I did not use lol #so sorry about that BUT I was just really feeling these lyrics #so I hope this is sufficient <3

[mdverse]

for the @kurtbastianarchive kurtbastian prompt fest

prompt #9 by @thnxforknowingme, bc i can't resist a sports au

#my art #digital art #fan art #art #glee #kurtbastianarchive #kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #kurtbastian #gleesource #kb lacrosse au #watch me completely redesign the uniforms whenever i inevitably draw this au again lol

[sscrambledmeggss]

Every Sebastian scene at the lima bean

#has this been done before LOL #meg’s incoherent thoughts #kurtbastian #kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #Blaine Anderson #tagging it Kurtbastian so people know where I stand 🕺 #glee

[hopefulobjectmiracle]

hot take but fanon is better when it focuses on canon characteristics and keeps the core of a chaacter’s personality just placed in different situations or expands on little details that were just throwaway lines, not when it fundamentally changes everything about a character to fit a shittty ship 

#found this in my drafts and /damn/ i'm right #even w minor characters it's way moe fun to stick w base characterization and just expand #rathe than making them an OC with he same face as that character #...can you tell this is about kurt/bastian lmao #actually tbh looking back on it i think this applies to damn near all characters lol not just them #anti kurtbastian #evelyn rambles

[simplysummers]

Klaine vs Kurtbastian

Just another Reddit comment, written by myself, that I thought was too in depth to not post here.

And that’s the big difference, at least for me.

#god I am in such a kb mood today #i love these boys so god damn much #this post isn’t made to annoy or degrade anybody who likes both of these ships- or even prefers klaine #as always with GGBB- it’s just my opinion #glee #sebastian smythe #kurt hummel #kurtbastian #anti klaine #lol klaine #anti blaine anderson #lol blaine anderson #Glee’s Gossip: By Summer