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#lol arrest me good luck getting anyone else to figure out this shit
laguzmage · 4 months
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I really like how Aoi gets introduced antagonistically to Rin and the player character, we played too fast and loose with being protagonists and Aoi will make sure we stay in line
Then she shows up again in the Rabbit of Caerbannog story where she does the exact same thing to Kaya when she tries to centralize power under herself
Who will win, a wannabe dictator upstart or an elf who will ensure you do your taxes right
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xjoonchildx · 4 years
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airplane, pt. 2 | jjk x reader chapter three: koreatown
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pairing: jungkook/reader
word count: 3.4K rating: 18+
genre: smut | silly smut | nonsensical smut
warnings:  criminal!jungkook, koreanamerican!jungkook, reality has left the chat, plausibility has left the chat
A/N: so...as i’m turning this PWP into a P “with” P i actually had to add some plot lol. i really hope you guys like the direction this story is taking and i’m starting to feel a bit more confident about how it’s going to end. but please let me know what you think, hearing from you guys makes my day. i’d love to know if you think the plot is making any sense.  i mean, as much sense as a story about jungkook as a super hot criminal robber on the run with a federal agent lover could possibly make, ya know?
xoxo
Chapter 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06
artwork by the shmexy @ppersonna​ who’s smut is even better than her art
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A postcard comes in the mail seven weeks after San Juan.
Colorful block letters urge you to VISIT BELIZE over decorative shots of the country’s beautiful beaches and most visited spots.
The only thing that appears to be written on the card is your address. You examine it dozens of times, looking from front to back for any other marking. You come up empty.
There is one unusual thing you notice, though.  
The postmark.  
Clearly written at the top: Los Angeles 90005.
There’s no way this card was mailed out of Belize and there’s very little chance Jungkook managed to get back inside the country without setting off a thousand alerts on your phone.  
You assume he must have routed it through his parents.
You’ve tried so damned hard these past few weeks not to think about what happened in Puerto Rico.  You’ve tried to forget the full-body shock you experienced when he asked you to play along with his absurd fantasy.  You tell yourself there’s no way he could possibly believe that you would go on the run with him.  
But then you remember the look on his face.
Seeing this postcard -- holding it in your hands -- makes San Juan real again. It’s not some bizarre fever dream you had or some figment of your imagination.  The emotions it dredges up are uncomfortable to confront. 
Is he in trouble? Is he asking for help? What are you supposed to do with this?
Logically, you know there’s nothing you can do.  
So you slip the card into your bedside drawer and file the information away in that part of your brain that seems to now be dedicated to thinking about Jungkook Jeon full-time. 
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Over the next few weeks, two more cards arrive.
Guatemala.
Honduras.
That fake passport Jungkook apparently managed to get his hands on seems to be getting a workout.
Each time a new card comes in the mail -- always postmarked out of LA, the knot in your stomach seems to loosen.  He’s still going. He’s not locked away somewhere.  
Not yet, anyway.
You try to remind yourself that he’s smart -- really, really smart. He has a knack for staying under the radar. His Spanish is probably pretty decent at this point. He’s making or finding enough money to stay on the move.
Maybe he’s got a plan. Maybe he’s figured something out.
But it’s hard to keep the anxiety at bay. You watch your phone like a hawk, waiting to see an email or text saying he’s been caught.  You spend every day waiting for the other shoe to drop.  
So the cards go into your drawer -- and you get up and get dressed and go into the office every day like you’re not secretly rooting for the criminal so many of your colleagues are looking for.
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The other shoe finally drops when you bump into Agent Novak in the cafeteria one afternoon. 
Novak is one of those guys who looks like he’s straight out of central casting on a crime show.  He has the appearance of a boxy, overgrown boy.  Always dressed in a muted grey suit, always sporting a military-grade short haircut.  The only thing that stands out on his completely non-descript face is his big mouth.
And right now you should be very glad for his big, fat mouth.
“You hear about your boy Jeon?” he asks, while piling his plate high with mac and cheese.  The hairs on the back of your neck stand on end for a moment at the mere mention of Jungkook’s name.
You move down the buffet line next to Novak slowly, the sudden adrenaline rush making your limbs feel weak and loose.
“Jeon?” you ask with feigned nonchalance. “Courthouse Houdini?”
“That’s the one,” Novak says, dropping two huge pieces of fried chicken onto his plate.  “My buddy in the Marshals says they’re pretty close to bringing that asshole in,” he continues, adding some crinkle fries into the mix for good measure.
God, you hope he doesn’t have a heart attack before you get all the information you need. 
He needs a trough, not a plate.
“Well, it’s about time,” you reply carefully and you hope it sounds convincing.   “Where?”
“Central America,” he says, reaching down to his plate to start picking off the crinkle fries one-by-one.  “Guatemala or some shit.”
A chill runs up your spine when you think about those postcards in your drawer. 
They’re close. 
They could be there right now.  
He could be in handcuffs again right now.
“Hope they have better luck than I did keeping him nailed down,” you say, willing your voice and face to stay even.
“Oh trust me,” he says, talking around a mouthful of crinkle fry. “They’re going to teach that motherfucker a lesson when they get their hands on him.  He won’t be able to walk, much less run.”
You swallow against the bile rising in your throat.
“That’s what he gets, right?”
Novak nods, grabbing for a chicken finger. You cringe when he shoves it into his mouth. Tiny pieces of the breading stick to his lips and you fight the urge to gag. 
God, has he always been such a pig?
“Damn straight.”
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You circle the block three times before you feel comfortable enough to park.  
The neighborhood is quiet and clean and solidly middle-class.  The house you are looking for is neat and well-kept, lawn trimmed and flower beds nicely maintained. It looks like a nice place to live.
You cut the ignition and take a deep breath.
You have to remind yourself that Jungkook is not Al fucking Capone and there’s no reason for the government to have around-the-clock surveillance on his family home.  You have to maintain a level head even under this insane set of circumstances.
You try not to think about how furious he would probably be if he knew you were here right now.  
Maybe someday he’ll understand why you’re doing this.
Maybe someday you’ll understand why you’re doing this.
You’d worked late at the office, preferring to make this move when the sun went down.  You’re glad for the cover of darkness when you step out of your car and knock on the front door at the Jeon family home.
“Can I help you?” 
You take a deep breath when Mr. Jeon opens the front door. He has the same kind, handsome face as Jungkook, only his is weathered with age and worry.  
“Mr. Jeon, I need to speak with you about your son.”
His eyes widen for a moment. He seems to pull back and assess the way you’re dressed, figures out you’re one of those government-types.
“I’ve already said everything I have to say on the matter,” he says shortly, moving to shut the door.
“Wait, please,” you say urgently.  “I’m trying to help him, I swear. I can explain if you let me in.”
He stops for a moment, levels you with a critical look.
“I think he’s in trouble,” you say quietly.
Mr. Jeon sighs heavily before opening the door wide and letting you in.  
“I’m sorry to turn up at your home like this,” you say, moving immediately across the living room to close the blinds on all the street-facing windows.  “But I’m not sure how much time I have.”
He watches in total silence but you can see he’s unnerved.
“I’m just...being cautious,” you explain, and he nods.
Once you’re satisfied no one can see inside, you start to calm down a bit.  Mr. Jeon offers you a seat on the living room couch.
“This is a very strange situation, I know,” you admit. 
He remains mute and still, waiting for you to cough up some kind of explanation. 
“Do you know who I am?” you ask.
“No.”
His response is clipped and severe and you really can’t blame him.
“Okay,” you say, blowing out a breath. “Yes, I am with the FBI. But I --” you pause for a moment, grasping for a way to explain this bizarre situation. “ -- I know Jungkook.  Personally.”
Intimately. Biblically, as they say.
“Okay,” he says cautiously.
“I need you to get in touch with him because I think he’s going to be arrested. Soon.”
Mr. Jeon rubs a hand across the back of his neck.
“I don’t know where he is.  And I can’t get in touch with him,” he admits.  “He doesn’t want us to know where he is because then you people will have something to hold over us.”
You wince at the venom in that statement.
A faint voice from another room calls out.
“Excuse me for a moment,” Mr. Jeon says. 
He leaves you alone on the couch in the family room.
You wipe your sweaty palms on your dress pants as you take a look around.  The decor is soft and welcoming, with a few nods to Korea in the artwork on the walls.  It looks like a nice place to grow up, you think. The thought helps calm you.
He reappears after a minute.
“I’m sorry about that,” he says apologetically.  “I would really prefer my wife not know about this. This situation has already caused her a lot of pain.”
“Of course -- I understand,” you say quietly. “So you have no way to contact him?”
“No.  Not directly.”
“Then I need to know how you contact him indirectly.  He’s been sending me postcards somehow. Do you know who could be sending me postcards from him?”
His face falls a bit.
“I shouldn’t say.  I’m not trying to get anyone else in trouble.”
You lean forward a bit, fix him with a look that you hope conveys just how sincere you are about trying to help.
“I don’t want anyone else to get in trouble, either. But if you don’t give me that name, I promise you Jungkook will be. Please.”
Mr. Jeon sighs.
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You pull the brim of your baseball cap low over your eyes and adjust your sunglasses before walking into Min’s Market.
The small, family-owned store is in one of Koreatown’s most populated neighborhoods. You keep your head low as you dodge people on the sidewalk to make your way inside. An electronic chime sounds when you walk in.
The only thing you see in your quick glance around the store is a young man behind the register. He stands when you make eye contact and you take that as the go-ahead to approach.
He’s not a large guy by any means, but he definitely gives off a do not fuck with me vibe.  You straighten your spine and get right to the point.
“Are you Yoongi?”
“Nope.”
He’s lying, of course.  His eyes are narrowed at you beneath long black fringe bangs and you can’t blame his skepticism given the giant sunglasses and the hat and the workout clothes you’re hiding under.  You look like you’re trying way too hard not to be noticed.
“I need to talk to you about Jungkook,” you say anyway.
“Never heard of him.”
Okay, not entirely unexpected.  You’d come prepared for the possibility that he wouldn’t want to play ball.
You reach into your bag and pull out the postcards, drop them on the counter in front of him.
“You’ve been sending me these,” you say firmly. “And we need to talk.”
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Yoongi takes you to the tiny office tucked into the back of Min’s Market.  The space is cluttered with invoices and notes written in Hangul.  There’s a monitor display where he can watch the surveillance cameras at the front of the store.
He motions for you to take a seat on the one small chair he has and opts to lean against the office desk, arms crossed.
“So you’re Carver Street, huh?”
You take your sunglasses off so you can look him in the eye.
“Yeah.”
“And you’re… a Fed.”
He delivers that line with a cynical twist to his mouth that makes you feel self-conscious.
“Yeah.”
“Shit’s wild,” he says, more to himself than to you.
“Yeah, wild,” you exhale nervously. “Look, I’m sure you don’t want to be involved here any more than you already are, so I’ll just come out with it,” you say.  “I need to get in touch with Jungkook.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes.  
“Look, I don’t know you, okay? Maybe he does, but I don’t.  And I’m not trying to be an asshole here, but I’m not going to give you that information.”
You rub at the corners of your temples with your fingers.
“You know he’s been reaching out to me. You know he trusts me.”
Yoongi snickers.
“We haven’t exactly had the chance to catch up over beers since this whole mess started.  The only thing I know for sure is that he wants you to get those postcards,” he says.
“Okay, okay, you’re right,” you concede.  “I’m pretty sure he’s in Honduras right now.  And I need you to reach him as fast as you can. Because they are closing in on him and I don’t know how long he’s got.”
Yoongi shoves a hand through his hair.
“Okay.  I’ll tell him.”
“How fast can you reach him?”
“Look, I said I’ll tell him, okay?”
You tell yourself to relax before you scare Yoongi off entirely.  It looks like his patience with you is already worn thin.
“Okay.  Please tell him to try to get to Nicaragua,” you say, careful to keep the agitation from creeping back into your voice.  “They have a history of denying extradition requests to the U.S.  It could buy us some time to figure out what to do.”
“Us?” 
Yoongi quirks an eyebrow at you, the corners of his mouth lifting in a barely-concealed look of astonishment. You feel the blush that spreads across your face all the way to the tips of your ears.
“Him,” you correct yourself awkwardly, “it could buy him some time to figure out what to do.”
He grabs a pen and scribbles on a sheet of paper on the desk.
“Nicaragua, okay. Got it.”
“And please -- if you can -- get him this,” you say, handing Yoongi your own slip of paper with a number written on it.  “It’s a burner.  In case he needs to get in touch.”
Yoongi takes the number from you and nods.
“Alright.”
You stand to leave, knowing you’ve taken as much of his time as you’re allowed.  
“One more thing and I promise you’ll never hear from me again,” you say, pointing to the monitor inside the office.
“Delete that,” you say. “Please.”
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You dig around in your cabinet until you find the wine glass you’re looking for -- the huge one -- and then you reach into the fridge for what’s left of your Sauvignon Blanc and dump it into that glass.
Nothing to do now but hope he gets the message in time.  
Nothing to do now but watch your work phone and see if he’s been arrested.
Nothing to do now but watch your burner phone to see if he’s contacted you.
It’s time to admit your nerves are shot.  Weeks of heightened anxiety are taking its toll and the past two days have felt like a marathon.  
You run a bath -- make sure the water is close to painfully hot before you sink into the tub.  Your body feels exhausted but your mind is still racing like you’ve shotgunned a cup of coffee.  
You lean your head back against the ledge of the bath and take a long drink of the wine.
What if he makes it to Nicaragua? What does that even mean? You buy a few more weeks of the same on-the-run bullshit and for what? 
What is the end game here? And for that matter why on earth are you doing any of this?
You barely know this man.  And now it’s starting to feel like you barely know yourself.
Your fingers and toes are pruny and the water is lukewarm at best when you finally crawl out of the tub.  You down the rest of your wine, throw a soft t-shirt on and fall into the bed.
All night you toss and turn and when you finally wake it’s like you never slept at all.
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It’s a few days before you see Novak again.  
You happen to overhear his obnoxiously loud laugh just outside your office and your entire body jolts to attention.  
You jump up from your desk and peer outside.
Novak is busy chatting up a woman who works a few spaces down, no doubt boring her with unwanted banter about his weekend.  He happens to look up and you motion for him to come over. 
“Hey, yeah, I’ll be right there,” he says, and you head back to your desk on leaden legs.
Maybe he knows something, maybe he doesn’t.  
You’ve got to figure out how to walk the line between interested in the search for Jungkook but not too interested. Thankfully, Novak doesn’t strike you as the type to pick up on the subtleties of most interactions.  If he was, he’d stop bugging that woman right away.
He knocks loudly on your open door when he finally makes his way over.
“Hey,” he grins widely. “What’s up?”
“Hey,” you smile back, feeling a cold panic spread across your chest.  Maybe you’re not ready to hear what he has to say. 
“I was wondering if your buddies ever caught up to Jeon.”
“Man listen,” Novak says, helping himself to a chair. “You are not going to believe this shit.”
Your fingernails grip your legs underneath the desk, dig painfully into the skin just above your knees through the thin fabric of your pants.
“Did he...get away, again?” you ask, desperate to keep a note of hope out of your voice.
“Yup,” Novak confirms.  “Piece of shit cleared out by the time the Marshals they sent down there managed to get to where he was. Some place in Honduras or something.”
Novak shakes his head.
“My buddies are sick of looking for his ass at this point. At some point they’ve got to call it off, right?”
You can barely register a thing he’s saying because oh my god he made it out.
“Wow,” you manage, trying to appear appropriately sympathetic and outraged. “That’s unbelievable.”
“Yeah so,” Novak says, “back to the drawing board on that one, I guess.”
You’re forced to sit through a few more minutes of his blabber and small talk but all you can think about is Jungkook making it out in time.  All you can think about is getting back to your house and to that burner phone.
When Novak finally stands to leave, you nearly sigh out loud with relief.
“Hey, good luck to your buddies, yeah?  That’s got to be pretty frustrating,” you say, walking him out the door. 
“Yeah, I’ll pass the message along,” he says. “I’m sure you’re just as ready as they are to see this guy get what he deserves.”
You smile weakly.
“Oh, definitely.”
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You make a beeline for the ladies room and walk right into a stall.  
Once inside, you drop the seat lid and sit on top, desperate for just one moment to be alone with your thoughts.
He made it out.  He’s not in custody.  Maybe there’s a way to fix this entire mess.
Then you fall apart. 
You’ve reached the limit of what you can handle without some kind of emotional release.  The panic and the anxiety and the relief and the hope come together and boil over inside you.
The tears start coming and they don’t stop. 
You have to flush the toilet three times to cover the sound of your sobs.
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You race home from the office and practically dive for the burner phone in your nightstand.  The entire drive back, you’ve told yourself not to expect a message.
It’s entirely possible he doesn’t want to contact you.  
It’s entirely possible that he doesn’t have anything to say to you after the way you left things in San Juan.  You tell yourself to be ready to see absolutely nothing when you check the burner.
But when you do unlock the phone, you find a waiting text.  You steel yourself for what he has to say.
nicaragua is boring [ 3:15 PM ]
send nudes [ 3:15 PM ]
You laugh.  
You laugh for so hard and so long your tears gather in the corner of your eyes.  You laugh until your sides start to hurt from the absolute absurdity.  
It’s so him that you have to laugh.
That night, when you fall into bed you sleep an inky black sleep, without dreams or interruptions.  
It’s the best rest you’ve gotten in weeks.
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tellywoodtrash · 6 years
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dang starting off with anika standing outside the room cordoned off with all the crime scene tape. kindaaaaa gutting.
also, is there a point of all this tape? like... it’s in their HOUSE... who’s to know if anyone goes in and tampers with the active crime scene as it is rn? shouldn’t the police have finished up all the crime scene investigation, cleaned up the scene and left the room free for use? if not, post guards there to prevent trespassing. yeh kya baat hui ki tape maar diya aur chal diye?
shivaay’s just zombie walking through the house. cool.
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oh, what’s this? what’s he gathering himself for?
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. he’s going to do “biwi nahi ho” waala jaap, to make her feel even worse. bitch did you even have a proper conversation with her about nancy in your fucking bed???????? how the fuck do you think she feels about THAT?
“main nahi chaahta ki duniya tumhe khooni ki biwi kahe.”
uh that’s nice and all, but that’s what they’re gonna call her anyway. since it’s now official record (as per the statements given by EVERYONE  to the police) that she’s your wife.
LMAO “NAYE SHEHAR MEIN CHALE JAO”. WOW. GHAR SE HI NAHI, SHEHAR SE BHI NIKAAL RAHA HAI.
(which is what he threatened chachi with on anika’s bday. seems like it’s his go-to plan in any given scenario in this universe.)
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lol of course this dheent won’t go.
main hoti toh mast shimla jaake khud ka ek chotaaaa sa bed and breakfast kholti. and it’d have a tiny apple orchard too... and the bnb would have its own resident doggie, a giant floofy sheepdog. maybe two, three bunnies as well... a few chickens that’ll provide eggs...
ok sorry. i got carried away by the dreams of a new life fully bankrolled by a murder suspect billionaire husband. *sigh* some girls have all the luck.
“tum apni zindagi ko mushkil mein daalna chaahti ho!”
LMAO WASN’T THAT ESTABLISHED SINCE THE DAY SHE VOWED TO MAKE YOU PUT THAT MANGALSUTRA ON HER, BY HOOK OR CROOK?
“kyunki aap mere pati hai.”
i swear to the lord above, every time i hear this bs, i lose 8 years off my lifespan.
there. she said it once more. at this rate by the end of this track, imma be dead by 32. (and the show will still be on. and these two fuckers will STILL BE AT IT.)
“agni ko sakshi maanke aapki har pareshaani aur mushkil mein saath dene ka vachan diya hai maine.”
uhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao no you didn’t? you weren’t even fucking conscious during the phere. pata nahi TAB iske hosh thikaane nahi the, ya AB nahi hai.
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whatever i’m giving up on her bs and just enjoying his excellent hangdog face.
oh suddenly she has a phd in clinical psychology and is a therapist.
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“naa main aapka saath chodungi, naa aapka haath.”
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lmaooooooooooo his face is like ‘srsly what the fuck i gotta do to get this chick off my back????? nancy ka toh khoon maine nahi kiya, lekin shaayad ISKA karna padega.’
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some more puppy face.
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+ 10 to her for asking consent (though maybe -3 for not actually waiting for a solid yes.)
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oh good for you, shivaay! you haven’t regressed into not knowing how to hug back! i’m proud of you!
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damn he really needed that hug. my poor broken son.
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great, the world’s most sasta CSI team is on the case.
“we have to prove shivaay is innocent.” “how?” “by finding evidence that he is.” LMAO WOWWWWW AISE TOH HUMNE SOCHA HI NAHI OM!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
ummmmmm no shivaay. you can be proven innocent without knowing who the real murderer is. that’s exactly what om just said.
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tight security my assssssssssss.
om is literally the worst detective ever.
.......... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO WERE NOT SOBER. THEY WERE SLOSHED BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THEM.
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lmaoooooooooooo ofc noone believes him. aur banaa milaavati punch har party ke liye.
bro, just the display for the cameras were damaged. the cameras should still be doing their fucking thing. just hook it up to a new display system.
oh goooody! shivaay’s trespassing into the crime scene and adding some more of his dna and shit in there. brilliant!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SASTA ZOOM OUT/SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE. (look closely in upper left window and wave at shivaay!)
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AND ISN’T THAT THE BUILDING HE MAAROFIED CHALAANG FROM BUT WITHOUT THE CGI ADDED 30 FLOORS????/
ALSO THE OBEROI GROUNDS ARE SO LARGE, THERE’S NO WAY ANY BUILDING IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH WHAT’S HAPPENING INSIDE THE HOUSE. WHAT COMPLETEEEEEEEE RUBBISH.
oh boy. bhavya’s not happy at the reports. looks like she’s going to have to arrest mr. oberoi, who she’d just gotten around to liking.
oh god now who’s this ARMAAN SAXENA???? (also pfffffffffft, such a typical tellywood “rich person” name.)
i love how this building ka cctv footage focuses more on oberoi mansion than its own premises.
good to see officer dad still be supportive to bhavya.
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LMAO COOL. NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.
THIS IS HIS BIG PLAN??????? SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARMS??????? 
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.... how did they check the entire building to know it’s a false alarm sooo quickly?
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also lmaooooooo are you telling me alllll the security footage of this big commercial complex is stored in a laptop???????/ that shivaay is now just putting a usb drive into and taking??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. AMAZE.
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whaaaaaaaat the fuck are they even getting from this one mile away ka footage?
LMAO THAT DHUNDLA FIGURE BEYOND THE CURTAINS? REALLLLLY?????
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ok come the fuckkkkkkkkkkk on, that’s soooooooooo obviously mohit. like fuck, it could not MORE obviously be him. look at the build and height.
btw so glad this episode has had no mohit (beyond this) so far. phew.
are these fuckers blind????? how can they not tell that this is mohit????? he’s got like 3 inches and 5 more kilos of solid muscle on him compared to shivaay.
LMAO WHY DOES FWDING A DIGITAL VIDEO FILE PRODUCE THE TAPE WINDING WAALA NOISE?
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wow rudra has no issues watching someone get murdered. everyone else is flinching and looking away but he’s watching it with eyes wide open.
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DUDE YOU’RE SO IDIOTIC, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS. LORD.
anika and om’s only tassalli is “yeh (tu) nahi ho sakta.” provide proof you idiots.
shivaay is on his ownnnnnn trip. godddddddddddd.
rudra’s been studying law from like... tv or something. he has some bare minimum knowledge, but most of it seems to be from watching too many late night CID/crime patrol/saavdhan india reruns.
great. om’s panicking. that should be reassuring for shivaay. that his wall is falling apart.
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this one is imagining himself chakki peesing and peesing and peesing already.
LMAO OK THE POLICE SIRENS RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT ARE NOT HELPING.
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MOHIT IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE??????????? WHY THE FUCK??????????????????
of course it’s gonna be shivaay’s fingerprints. mohit kachcha khilaadi thodi hai.
lmao i reallllllllllly love how bhavya tells mohit and rudra to stfu every time they act too smart. this itself has made me a bhavya fan. you go girl. shut down their mansplaining.
fucking dumbasses, trying to teach her her job. ACP BANNA HALWA HAI KYA???????
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF CALLING THE COMMISSIONER INSTEAD OF A FUCKING LAWYER???????????
again, bhavya having to explain her job to these fucking idiots. lord. i hate men.
ofc tej doesn’t help. or let om do anything to help. he can literally die in a fire.
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daaaaamn that wall of oberois.
also feeling more sexual tension between om/bhavya than rudra/bhavya.
lol kunal just has some kinda weird sexual chemistry with literally everyone huh.
DO NOT TELL ME SHIVAAY’S DUMB ASS RAN AWAY AGAIN. PLEASE.
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OMFG. THIS FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH HIM????????????
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ahmuteun · 6 years
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All pleease
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Uuuuhhhhh n LOL whoops
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Depends on the situation but I think I’m more on the shy side
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
heheHEEHEHEHEH LET’S NOT GO THERE
4. Are you easy to get along with?
I mean I think so but idk
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
O boy
I mean he has the one time I died soooo
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Idfk man, I don’t have a type
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
LOL idk I’ll probably die single but I’ve been wrong before. H and t would probably say yes buT WE DON’T KNOW THE FUTURE NOW DO WE???
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
It depends on the context/ situation
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Uummmmm I’m not sure, it was probably h or n maybe??
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“When do u wanna go?”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
Moonlit lilac sky - jas
You and me - yoon mi rae
Countless - shinee
All night - soyou
History - rich brian
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Yeah it’s nice
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Eeehhhhhh I guess I believe in luck but I do believe in miracles
15. What good thing happened this summer?
HAH
I mean I don’t know if I can list just one good thing that happened because, aside from all the drama and crap that went down, it was a good summer spent with people that I care about and created good memories with
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I mean I plan on it so yes
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
I do cause statistically speaking, it’s so unlikely that we’re the only living things in the universe, even if it’s just tiny little microbes
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
Nah, I hardly ever spoke to him cause I was a shy little third grader LOL
19. Do you like bubble baths?
I don’t like baths at all lmao
20. Do you like your neighbors?
I mean I only talked to one of them but he seems chill so sure
21. What are your bad habits?
Procrastinating and making bad decisions™
22. Where would you like to travel?
Korea, but I still wanna go to Canada for spring break. Or just visit New York
23. Do you have trust issues?
Yep LOL
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
Idk I don’t think I have a favorite part
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
Most of it LOL but specifically my belly and arms/ shoulders
26. What do you do when you wake up?
Wonder why I woke up before my alarm or snooze my alarm LOL
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I’m already super pale and I’m fine with that so neither
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
My best buds: jen, cat, h, n, and t
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Oof I mean I don’t really have one so nah
30. Do you ever want to get married?
Let’s cross that bridge when/ if we get there LOL
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
I would cry if it wasn’t
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Idk man I can’t be bothered to figure out two celebrities I would want to bang
33. Spell your name with your chin.
No
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
HAH no
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
Tv, easily
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
O yeah
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
Idk I guess I just try to keep the conversation going however I can
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
I don’t have one
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Forever21, h&m, idk that’s it I think
40. What do you want to do after high school?
I’m already in college so
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No, it depends on the situation
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
It depends lmao wot
43. Do you smile at strangers?
Depends
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Space cause that’s probably safer
Wait no, bottom of the ocean and I can just fuckin die LOL
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
The fact that I have shit I need to do
46. What are you paranoid about?
People finding out my secrets I guess??? Or something happening to the people I care about
47. Have you ever been high?
Nah, I mean I was once I got my wisdom teeth out but I don’t think that counts lol
48. Have you ever been drunk?
Yep LOL
Side note: my tolerance is not what it used to be :c
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
I mean people are already finding out so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
HAHAHA pink lmao
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
Maybe when I was younger but not anymore
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
My body/ weight lmao
53. Favourite makeup brand?
Idk, I have a lot of tarte stuff so probably tarte
54. Favourite store?
Foverver21 probably
55. Favourite blog?
Idk I don’t have one
56. Favourite colour?
Blue
57. Favourite food?
KOREAN FOOD
58. Last thing you ate?
A sandwich
59. First thing you ate this morning?
A banana pancake
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
Idk I don’t think so
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
No, I’m a fuckin pansy
62. Been arrested? For what?
nOPE
63. Ever been in love?
I thought I was at one point but looking back, no
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
It’s honestly v underwhelming and not worth telling
65. Are you hungry right now?
I’m rlly full rn but h wants to go get pho with n later so hopefully by then I will be lmao
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
Nah, I don’t think I ever could cause my real friends have done so much for me
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Idk both cause I use both
69. Are you watching tv right now?
Nah I’m watching youtube
70. Names of your bestfriends?
Jen, cat, h, n, and t
71. Craving something? What?
BOBA FUCK
72. What colour are your towels?
White
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two if I’m at my own apartment LOL wot
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nah
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
Like three?? I had more but my mom got rid of them :c
75. Favourite animal?
My bb duke
76. What colour is your underwear?
Black
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla I think? It depends
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
I’m too indecisive to have a flavor lmao
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black
80. What colour pants?
Black LOL
81. Favourite tv show?
Grey’s anatomy
How to get away with murder
Brooklyn 99
Criminal minds
Idk there’s probably more but I can’t think of them
82. Favourite movie?
I have too many
The prestige
Star wars
Indiana jones
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
I never saw the second one so
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
I never saw jump street lmao
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
I don’t have one
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
I dunno, squirt was cute
87. First person you talked to today?
N LOL
88. Last person you talked to today?
Wait it was also probably n LOL
89. Name a person you hate?
I don’t hate anyone
90. Name a person you love?
My brothers
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
yES O MY GOD
92. In a fight with someone?
No not really???
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
Like one lmao
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Well sweaters idk but I own like two hoodies but idk where one of them is soooo
95. Last movie you watched?
Uhhh venom I think?
96. Favourite actress?
Idk I don’t have one
97. Favourite actor?
See above
98. Do you tan a lot?
I’m called “ghost” for a reason so no LOL
99. Have any pets?
Yep
100. How are you feeling?
Very full lmao
101. Do you type fast?
I mean I can type at a relatively quick speed
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
Yep LOL
103. Can you spell well?
No not really lmao, but I’m not completely awful at it
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
Uh, I mean if I can’t think of anyone I guess I don’t
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Nah
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
LOL I mean apparently
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yeah
108. What should you be doing?
Going home and getting ready
109. Is something irritating you right now?
I mean kind of
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
Uh no?
111. Do you have trust issues?
Wasn’t I asked this already??
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Everyone at tsdon lmao
113. What was your childhood nickname?
Uhhh “court” or “court court” as Jonathan would say lol
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Ye, I go to school out of state
115. Do you play the Wii?
Not really anymore
116. Are you listening to music right now?
Still watching youtube lol
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
Ye
118. Do you like Chinese food?
Ye, I really want egg drop soup
119. Favourite book?
Idk man
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah
121. Are you mean?
I mean I like to think that I’m generally a nice person or I try to be
122. Is cheating ever okay?
On tests/ assignments, sure. On people, no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
I just wash them lol
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No cause I’m not a fuckin idiot lmao
125. Do you believe in true love?
Idfk man
126. Are you currently bored?
Meh I’m not that bored
127. What makes you happy?
Spending time with my mates/ loved ones
128. Would you change your name?
Probably not
129. What your zodiac sign?
Gemini woooo
130. Do you like subway?
Ye
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
HAH jokes on u, he used to but I already rejected his bitchass
He’s still one of my best friends tho, I’m really glad to have met him
Holy shit, that was like around this time last year woah
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Didn’t I answer this too???
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
The lyrics from moonlit lilac sky by jas, you and me by yoon mi rae, and honestly by eric nam
134. Can you count to one million?
I mean I could but I don’t want to
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I dunno I can’t recall rn
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Open cause the ac unit is in the other room
137. How tall are you?
5’2, I’m smol
138. Curly or Straight hair?
My hair is straight/ kinda wavy
But if u mean preference then idk I don’t have one
139. Brunette or Blonde?
I don’t have a preference
140. Summer or Winter?
Winter, I hate the heat
141. Night or Day?
I like both
142. Favourite month?
Any fall or spring months
143. Are you a vegetarian?
Hell no lmao
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
I like dark and milk
145. Tea or Coffee?
TEA cause I’m a little bitch and I don’t like the taste of coffee
146. Was today a good day?
Yeah, I mean I hated working out but it was still a good day
147. Mars or Snickers?
I’m not crazy about either
148. What’s your favourite quote?
Idk, the quotes I used to really like don’t really apply anymore
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, cause I am one LOL
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
I’m in the study section of the library and I can’t be bothered to go find a book in the stacks so I’ll pass lmao
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critical--veins · 6 years
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Answer all the get to know me questions :)
oh jeez tht’s so many I’m sorry u all have to scroll past this but I’ll do it for u anon 
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
I genuinely don’t even remember my hands r lonely
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
SO SHY3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
my familyyyy & best friend when I go home for spring break :)4. Are you easy to get along with?
yah man I’m chill with everyone5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
yes ! (I hope)6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
I like ppl who are genuine & kind!7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
nooooo (I wish but no)8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
this boy I’ve been talking to on & off cause he wants to see me when I come home :)) 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not usually I guess it depends who it’s with tho10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my friend paulina last night at 2am after getting back from a party lol11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“yah girl what’s up”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
quixoticelixer- red hot chili peppers
hello euphoria- turnover
all my friends- knocked loose
hurt- trophy eyes
control- citizen 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
UH HUHHH 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I mean this is an interesting question bc in the universe things happen that seem lucky or miraculous but are just due to chance so in a way yes, but NO15. What good thing happened this summer?
I met my family in honduras for the first time & they were so amazing16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
ooooh this questions fun idk maybe!17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
ABSOLUTELY18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
nope19. Do you like bubble baths?
hell yah soak me up 20. Do you like your neighbors?
my across the hall neighbors in my dorm building are mean21. What are you bad habits?
NEVER LEAVING MY BED22. Where would you like to travel?
alaskaaaaa I wanna hike around denali 23. Do you have trust issues?
a little24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
all26. What do you do when you wake up?
sigh rlly dramatically27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I wish I had pretty pale skin, but I like being tan too! so both28. Who are you most comfortable around?
my little sister29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
nope30. Do you ever want to get married?
OH YES SO BAD31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
yes!32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Harry Styles for sure, Awsten Knight from waterparks is also v dreamy33. Spell your name with your chin.
L.JCYH (mood) 34. Do you play sports? What sports?
I used to be a cheerleader !! (I competed so miss me with that not a sport shit) 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
OH YES37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I don’t break awkward silences bc IM AWKWARD38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
someone smart! also just someone who can be chill all the time I hate fights & pettiness so like idk just be chill39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
I luv going into furniture & decor shops like home goods or kirklands lol 40. What do you want to do after high school?
 I’m in college rn studying to be a conservation biologist!
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
no some people are genuinely bad42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
usually nothing bc I’m always quiet lol43. Do you smile at strangers?
yeah sometimes!44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
space 100%, I wanna see the earth from outer space I think that would be the most life changing experience!!45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
fuckin class I need to earn my degree46. What are you paranoid about?
never finding the love of my life 47. Have you ever been high?
yah like once lol48. Have you ever been drunk?
oh yeah49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
nah50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
grey!51. Ever wished you were someone else?
every FUCKING day52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
one thing?53. Favourite makeup brand?
I dont rlly have one! but I guess I use a lot of it cosmetics 54. Favourite store?
there’s this record store called the sound garden & I used to go to it in baltimore all the time cause I live like an hour from there, THEN I FOUND OUR THEIR OTHER LOCATION IS IN SYRACUSE WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL so like idk I love that store cause it’s my lil home connection
55. Favourite blog?
too many! ily all56. Favourite colour?
green :)57. Favourite food? 
MAC & CHEESE TILL I DIE58. Last thing you ate?
toaster waffles I didn’t even toast I just microwaved bc I’m lazy59. First thing you ate this morning?
the toaster waffles60. Ever won a competition? For what?
yeah I’ve won a photography contest & a poetry contest, and I got second in an art show for my dorm lol61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
I was suspended in the 6th grade for telling a boy I wanted to punch him in the face lmaoooo 62. Been arrested? For what?
nooo63. Ever been in love? 
I don’t think so 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
fucking awful cause it was new years eve so I knew it was coming but I didn’t rlly want to, so the nerves just built & built the whole night so yeah not good not good at all65. Are you hungry right now?
nahh66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
ya’ll don’t talk to me (the ones that do I luv u)67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?
both!69. Are you watching tv right now?
no70. Names of your bestfriends? 
maddie & brandon71. Craving something? What?
affection always72. What colour are your towels?
blue72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
373. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
nah74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
I don’t think I have any anymore75. Favourite animal?
BEARS I WANT A BEAR TATTOOED ON ME RN76. What colour is your underwear?
dark grey77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
cookie dough every time79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
black 80. What colour pants?
no pants! all day long!81. Favourite tv show?
friends is one of my faves, but I also rlly love rick & morty which is a lil embarrassing but it’s the best
82. Favourite movie?
ya know I don’t rlly have a fav movie83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
mean girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
mean girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
the goth bitch janis 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
crush the sea turtle is the best character87. First person you talked to today?
a BOYyyyy who I’m rlly into 88. Last person you talked to today?
my friend paulina!89. Name a person you hate?
lol this girl me & my friend just started going out with, she’s so awful & we’re trying to figure out how to cut her off without being mean :/ 90. Name a person you love?
my parents91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
myself?92. In a fight with someone?
nope93. How many sweatpants do you have?
I have like 5 pairs 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
TOO MANy95. Last movie you watched?
I watched nerve but I didn’t rlly like it lol96. Favourite actress?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯97. Favourite actor?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯98. Do you tan a lot?
not rlly but I tan easily so I don’t have to99. Have any pets?
I HAVE 3 CATS & THEY’RE ANGELS100. How are you feeling?
sleepyyyy101. Do you type fast?
yah 102. Do you regret anything from your past?
yes103. Can you spell well?
I tell myself I can but actually probably not104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah my friend from last year who I kinda drifted apart from I miss her a lot105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yeah106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
yes whoops 107. Have you ever been on a horse?
YEAH I LOVE TRAIL RIDES 108. What should you be doing?
writing my speech for my public presentations class & studying lol109. Is something irritating you right now?
no110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yeah 111. Do you have trust issues?
a little112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I mean my friend emily but I was laugh crying113. What was your childhood nickname?
 my friends in middle school called me Lulu lmaooo 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yeah I go to school out of state!115. Do you play the Wii?
no I used to tho116. Are you listening to music right now?
yah dude listening to being as an ocean rn 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
yup118. Do you like Chinese food?
I fuckin LOVEEE chinese
119. Favourite book?
idk I haven’t read for pleasure in a rlly long time 120. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes lol121. Are you mean?
no I try to be kind as fuck122. Is cheating ever okay?
noooOoOooo123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
nOOOOOOO124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
NOOOOOOOOOO125. Do you believe in true love?
yah I want to126. Are you currently bored?
yesssss127. What makes you happy?
sunday phone calls with my parents128. Would you change your name?
nah my names pretty unique I’ve never rlly met another Lucy 129. What your zodiac sign?
leo!130. Do you like subway?
yah subways dank131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
uhhhhhhh idk that’d be weird132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my friend Paulina 133. Favourite lyrics right now?
”when I sit alone come get a little known but I need more than myself this time”
snow by rhcp is like one of my fav songs of all time & I just love that line idk 134. Can you count to one million?
who would ever135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I DON’T LIE TO PPL BITCH136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed ew wtf who sleeps with their door open137. How tall are you?
4′10138. Curly or Straight hair?
curlyyyy139. Brunette or Blonde?
brunette140. Summer or Winter?
summer absolutely141. Night or Day?
BOTH 142. Favourite month?
I like may cause the weather is nice & also I get to go homeee143. Are you a vegetarian?
no I’ve given up meat for a while tho & it wasn’t bad! also I eat vegan some days just bc I like doing it but I love mac & cheese too much for that shit (I know vegan mac & cheese exists but easy mac) 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
milk145. Tea or Coffee?
tea146. Was today a good day?
I didn’t leave my bed so yah147. Mars or Snickers?
snickers148. What’s your favourite quote?
anything carl sagan has said ever I fucking love him but one of my faves is from pale blue dot that says
”The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.”149. Do you believe in ghosts?
idk I’ve never had a ghost experience but I like the idea of it so sure150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“The plant cell typically consists of a more or less rigid cellwall and a protoplast.”
It’s the textbook for my plant evolution class lmaooo 
tht deadass just took me so long lol thanks for occupying me for like an hour
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owenteaguer · 6 years
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1-150 love u hot ma
omg baby you’re too good to me..... you shouldn’t have.......... but I’m gonna do it because I’m bored as shit ;)
but I’ll be kind to everyone and make it a “see more” type of thing lol
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
My dog, he’s my best friend
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Both! Probably more shy, but I can be outgoing. I am an introvert 
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My cousins! Though who knows when I’ll see them. They’re major flakes. I always look forward to seeing my niece, as well. I am also looking forward to seeing the love of my life, but who knows when that’ll be!
4. Are you easy to get along with?
I think so, yes. I try to relate to others and make jokes involving them, so people usually chat with me. But I can be stubborn and annoying so :P
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Owen Teague? Babe? Want to come take care of me? Just kidding. But I don’t know who I like right now, and if I did like them I don’t think they would unless I was with them? I don’t know, it is doubtful. 
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Oh god, edgy boys hahaha. Adam Driver and Owen Teague are excellent examples. But I like fun people who like to joke around and don’t take life too seriously.... but also know what their goals are and stuff
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
I fucking hope so, but I doubt it. I don’t get out much, and I need to work on myself more. But I really would like a relationship because I’m needy and lonely.
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Owen, Adam 
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Depends who with. My mom and her boyfriend? Yes, most definitely. With my best friend? Nope. We talk about it all the time lmao
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 
Hm, probably my best friend/cousin
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“it wouldn’t take long but it’s just a matter of me doing it” and “I mean... yes. I was just adding what I thought was a funny point”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
be calm - fun. (back into fun. currently lol)
bae - the front bottoms
the beers - the front bottoms
all my heroes - bleachers
take your time (coming home) - fun.
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
yes! it feels great
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
yes, unfortunately. but with a grain of salt, I guess
15. What good thing happened this summer?
I went to Germany! 
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Never been kissed :,(
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
Answered this previously - but yes
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
No lmao that was kindergarten or preschool
19. Do you like bubble baths?
I like the idea of them, I don’t like that I 1. don’t have bubble bath stuff and 2. the soap just stays on your body unless you shower after
20. Do you like your neighbors?
No, and I wish I did. But they’re douchey and nosey and annoying 
21. What are you bad habits?
cracking knuckles!
22. Where would you like to travel?
Europe! Scotland specifically
23. Do you have trust issues?
Yes but I also just tell people randomly really deep things about myself and it is a Problem
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
The moment when you find the perfect place on the pillow and you’re perfectly comfortable and ready to go to sleep. And the last few moments of being awake. Love the feeling of absolute exhaustion 
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
My stomach Lol but I imagine if I was happy with it I’d just be uncomfortable with something else. Also really hating my skin right now... I’ve been taking great care of it and it has gone to SHIT. But I also think I figured out why
26. What do you do when you wake up?
Well recently I’ve been messing around on my phone then falling back asleep for another hour+. but usually brush my teeth after checking my phone
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I am content with my extremely pale ass skin, but I wish it was clearer Lol
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
My best friend/cousin, I guess, but still not completely comfortable with her
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Don’t have any ex’s because I’ve never dated anyone !
30. Do you ever want to get married?
Very badly and it hurts me. I just want to love someone, y’know?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
Yes, but like 1/4-1/2 of it falls out. It is a Look
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Owen Teague and Adam Driver :-D
33. Spell your name with your chin.
0-pasioge
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
Not since middle school, but I played soccer
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
No TV, I think. I’d be content with books. Especially if TV meant cable because I never ever watch cable but I do watch netflix
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
fuck yes
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
some embarrassing ass shit
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
not to be ~that person~ but owen teague is my ideal man. He plays instruments, loves to read, is in a band, is a photography, is an artist, and a successful actor, with his life pretty much made. And he is so attractive, like, my type of attractive. and is a Sagittarius! but generally I look for someone who is kind and funny, smart, likes to read and gets invested into stories/shows/movies, has interests deeper than day-to-day stuff, and has some sort of plan or course of action for their future. But being in a band is a huge bonus
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Costco, Target, michael’s, walmart because there is weird shit there for cheap
40. What do you want to do after high school?
well I’m out of high school, and I’m doing nothing.... so nothing? :P
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends on the person, so I guess I don’t believe that. But I believe in second chances
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I’m upset in some way but I don’t want to confront it myself because I hate confrontation. or I’m tired
43. Do you smile at strangers?
yes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
answered this in more depth in the last post, but ocean
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
coffee! and day plans. things I’m invested in, like puzzles or seeing people
46. What are you paranoid about?
life plans, a career path, if i’ll be successful, what my friends and others think of me, me being a failure, etc
47. Have you ever been high?
yep! for the first time this year a few weeks ago
48. Have you ever been drunk?
yep! in mexico a few years ago and in Germany over summer
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
well I hope my mom doesn’t find out about me smoking weed until I move out Lol
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
blue! I’m wearing it now
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
all the time!
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
size
53. Favourite makeup brand?
don’t really wear makeup, but i like elf and nyx
54. Favourite store?
costco! and target
55. Favourite blog?
i’m not sure, i don’t know that many
56. Favourite colour?
navy blue/indigo
57. Favourite food?
hamburgers  
58. Last thing you ate?
mac and cheese
59. First thing you ate this morning?
coffee because i’m an animal
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
yes, for a stuff bear at the fair. his name is bearemy
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
nope
62. Been arrested? For what?
nope
63. Ever been in love? 
i use the phrase “love of my life” but no
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
hasn’t happened ;(
65. Are you hungry right now?
nada
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
i only have so many, but they’re currently talking to me so yes
67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
right now tumblr, but i’ve used twitter more
69. Are you watching tv right now?
no
70. Names of your bestfriends? 
hayley
71. Craving something? What?
chocolate milk
72. What colour are your towels?
navy blue, blue, and white
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
6 :P
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
yes
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
a lot. like three on my bed.... probably 10 ish total?
75. Favourite animal?
snails and otters
76. What colour is your underwear?
pink
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
rocky road or chocolate chip cookie dough
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
black with white ringers 
80. What colour pants?
light purple with dark purple dots (theyre pjs)
81. Favourite tv show?
atypical, game of thrones, idk
82. Favourite movie?
hercules and labyrinth 
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
never seen them
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
never seen either
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
do not know
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
i like the whale shark from finding dory. but i guess the “you just made me ink!” octopus is cute
87. First person you talked to today?
my mama
88. Last person you talked to today?
my friend mik
89. Name a person you hate?
peyton >:(
90. Name a person you love?
my niece, nova
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
not particularly
92. In a fight with someone?
not that i know of? but everyone i know is ignoring me lmao
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
one, but many other comfy pants
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
sooooooo fucking many
95. Last movie you watched?
some shit christmas kids movie
96. Favourite actress?
hm, don’t think i have one
97. Favourite actor?
owen teague, adam driver, are you shocked?
98. Do you tan a lot?
no the sun hurts you
99. Have any pets?
yes i have one dog, bo, and my mom has a bunch of pets
100. How are you feeling?
entertained
101. Do you type fast?
yes i was forced into a class on typing. but even if i wasn’t i would be a fast typer i imagine
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
i regret not making out with my old coworker even though it wouldve been weird lmao
103. Can you spell well?
yes i can
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
i miss my aunt julie and uncle schad, but i never knew them. and my grandpa
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yep, but not any fun ones. mostly from being stuck with my dad
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
not that i know of
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
yes and i have a strong dislike towards them
108. What should you be doing?
helping my mom clean for christmas, cleaning my room, sleeping, working on christmas gifts
109. Is something irritating you right now?
my friend seems to be angry with me for no reason. and my best friend is not talkign to me at all for some reason ??
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
@ owen 
111. Do you have trust issues?
i think i answered this maybe? but yes i just impulsively tell people things lol
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
my best friend probably
113. What was your childhood nickname?
my dad called/calls me mooncricket. my sister called me paigey wedgie
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yep! many times
115. Do you play the Wii?
yessss, animal crossing city folk changed my life. been using the wiiu nowadays though
116. Are you listening to music right now?
yep, the front bottoms - don’t fill up on chips
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
yes but mostly when its homemade
118. Do you like Chinese food?
FUCK YES!!
119. Favourite book?
i don’t particularly have one, idk
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes
121. Are you mean?
i can be, unfortunately. but i have been making it a point to be nice and not judgmental (but still workin on it)
122. Is cheating ever okay?
nope
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
not with my goddamn doof of a dog
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
maybe with food. or with owen teague lmao
125. Do you believe in true love?
yes i am a huge cheesy romantic
126. Are you currently bored?
not so much anymore
127. What makes you happy?
my dog, owen and adam, jack antonoff, my favorite people, the cute tumblr peeps i talk to
128. Would you change your name?
no i dont think so. paige is kind of a basic name but i havent met many paige’s
129. What your zodiac sign?
aries!
130. Do you like subway?
yes. oven roasted chicken breast is good shit
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
we’re fuckin
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
this q was literally number 10 on this list
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
hm.....
-if youre lonely, lonely, lonely wake me
-so come on, motherfucker, you survived you gotta give yourself a break
-there’s no love like apathy
134. Can you count to one million?
i have never tried and i don’t think i want to
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
i don’t think i can remember any lie. maybe just a small lie??
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed, otherwise my dogs would break in
137. How tall are you?
5′7
138. Curly or Straight hair?
i have wavy, but i don’t mind either way
139. Brunette or Blonde?
i’m brunette, and i like brunettes
140. Summer or Winter?
winter!
141. Night or Day?
night
142. Favourite month?
april because i’m basic and it’s my bday month
143. Are you a vegetarian?
nada
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
milk. but white chocolate mochas? 10/10
145. Tea or Coffee?
both! but i drink coffee more
146. Was today a good day?
yes, pretty basic, but good
147. Mars or Snickers?
snickers, though i don’t particularly like either to any extreme
148. What’s your favourite quote?
oof.... the first one i can think of is “i don’t know where i’m going from here but i can promise it won’t be boring” -bowie, but idk if its a fav
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
i answered this more in depth before, but yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 
“moaning, strangled sound and I have to be quick to awaken her and hold her...”
wow i made it
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Answer all of them you coward
Well fuck. I gotta answer them all now.
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? @justlivingforthemoment​2. Are you outgoing or shy? Hrm. Classic introvert so... I’m pretty shy until I get to know you.3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? @justlivingforthemoment​ 4. Are you easy to get along with? Don’t be an asshole and we’re golden5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? If she isn’t drunker than I am. And even then, I think she’d still try6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Personality and humor always comes before physical appearance for me. Idk7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? If I’m not I will be extremely surprised and heartbroken8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Is there really an “opposite” gender...?9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not really. Especially when it comes to telling women all the shit they don’t know about their own anatomy because American sex ed is the most terrible thing on Earth stg10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? ... @justlivingforthemoment​ (do you see a theme because I do....)11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Yeah!”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? “Lydia” Highly Suspect, “Slow Hands” Niall Horan, “Thump Thump Thump” Natt & Alex Wolff, “Glitter in the Air” P!nk, and "Beam Me Up” P!nk (You get four because I suck)13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Totally14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Kind of?15. What good thing happened this summer? This summer has barely started16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Many, many times17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I find it hard to believe there isn’t18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No19. Do you like bubble baths? I fucking love bubble baths20. Do you like your neighbors? I mean, I don’t really know them? But they know my parents and they are nice21. What are you bad habits? Idk I’m defensive and emotionally stunted and easily distracted22. Where would you like to travel? Is everywhere an acceptable answer?23. Do you have trust issues? Lol depends on shit and stuff24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Ignoring my first alarm25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My smile26. What do you do when you wake up? Slowly pry my eyes open and feel like screaming27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Nope28. Who are you most comfortable around? @justlivingforthemoment​29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Nope.30. Do you ever want to get married? I mean, I could definitely see it happening. That’d be nice if I found the right person31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? A short one but I’m growing it out again32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? I’m... not really a threesome person33. Spell your name with your chin. z nvged,l,lkjc az34. Do you play sports? What sports? Lolololol35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Shit, idk man36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Not recently37. What do you say during awkward silences? I generally make terrible jokes and make everybody feel angry with me38. Describe your dream girl/guy? @justlivingforthemoment​39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Erhm, the internet?40. What do you want to do after high school? Well, my next step in getting a doctorate in educational anthropology41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yeah, people can fuck up. It’s how you change/fix it that really matters42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Sometimes nothing, sometimes I’m sad, sometimes I’m angry43. Do you smile at strangers? Depends on how introverted I’m feeling (or if I’m working)44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? The ocean fucking terrifies me, space it is45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The fact that I live in a capitalist society and if I don’t go to work I will die and nobody will mourn my death because I was “lazy” and “deserved it”46. What are you paranoid about? Things and stuff47. Have you ever been high? Nope48. Have you ever been drunk? Yup49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Probably though I can’t think of what it might be right now50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black and pink51. Ever wished you were someone else? Sometimes yeah52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My absolutely paralyzing fear of authority figures53. Favourite makeup brand? honey I don’t make up often enough for that54. Favourite store? I have no idea, I’m too broke to spend money55. Favourite blog? probs @thebootydiaries​56. Favourite colour? Blueee57. Favourite food? Bread58. Last thing you ate? Ravioli59. First thing you ate this morning? Honey Bunches of Oats60. Ever won a competition? For what? Erhm, uh, I mean, I won reader of the month quite a few times in elementary school. And I’ve probably won something since then but it wasn’t that important idk61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope62. Been arrested? For what? Nope63. Ever been in love? Yeahhhh64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? It was in my basement, watching a Disney movie, idk65. Are you hungry right now? Nah66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Most of my tumblr friends are my real friends but the couple of friends that aren’t irl friends are just as important to me67. Facebook or Twitter? Uh, neither?68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? Well, I’m watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix but I don’t really watch tv anymore70. Names of your best friends? Alexa, Jenny, Becca, Caitlyn, and Cory71. Craving something? What? @justlivingforthemoment​72. What colour are your towels? My towels are all the colors of the rainbow. My parent’s towels are light green, light blue, white, and pink. Idk they are old72. How many pillows do you sleep with? I sleep weird. I use a body pillow for my head (it is so long that it doesn’t slip out from under my head 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not always but I often have either my childhood teddy bear, Hug Me, or my puppy (which @justlivingforthemoment​ has right now)74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? I’ve got at least ten75. Favourite animal? It sounds terrible when there are so many amazing animals out there but I honestly just love dogs so much (and hedgehogs)76. What colour is your underwear? Striped light and dark pink77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Both (I’m bi and we are indecisive, remember)78. Favourite ice cream flavour? I really like the black raspberry and chocolate flavor79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Fluorescent green80. What colour pants? Black81. Favourite tv show? Sense8 (A Netflix original but it counts!!!)82. Favourite movie? I can’t choose just one, honestly83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? I don’t even remember Mean Girls 2 so Mean Girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Mrs. George86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The starfish (I’m terrible with names and I’m so sorry)87. First person you talked to today? Texting? @justlivingforthemoment​ In person? My dad88. Last person you talked to today? My dad89. Name a person you hate? A couple of people90. Name a person you love? @justlivingforthemoment​ (in case you couldn’t guess from all the times they’ve been mentioned already)91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? I can think of a couple92. In a fight with someone? Nope93. How many sweatpants do you have? A couple94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A lot95. Last movie you watched? Sully96. Favourite actress? Idk97. Favourite actor? Idk98. Do you tan a lot? Sweetie, I don’t tan, I burn99. Have any pets? Two dogs and a cat and a beta fish but none of them live with me rn100. How are you feeling? Alright, thanks for asking101. Do you type fast? I mean, average?102. Do you regret anything from your past? Nah, not really. I learned from it103. Can you spell well? W-E-L-L104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yeah, sometimes105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Lots, I’m from the middle of nowhere so we have a lot of bonfires106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yeah but they hurt me first107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yep!108. What should you be doing? Finishing my online essay exam109. Is something irritating you right now? Some stuff110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yeah111. Do you have trust issues? Didn’t I already answer this?112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My dad (my brother left me out of his wedding almost entirely and then left me out of something else and my feelings were really hurt)113. What was your childhood nickname? Gels, Gel Belle, Jelly Bean, Beaners, various other such names, and Thumpy114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yeah115. Do you play the Wii? ANIMAL CROSSING116. Are you listening to music right now? Nope117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I do118. Do you like Chinese food? I have a Chinese food date with @aceincorporated tonight119. Favourite book? Anything by @tamorapierce120. Are you afraid of the dark? No but I know who is!121. Are you mean? I’m too nice, actually122. Is cheating ever okay? Nope, if you’re cheating there is a reason and you need to prioritize your life123. Can you keep white shoes clean? NOPE124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No, it is just attraction. Love comes from knowing somebody125. Do you believe in true love? Yeah, but I don’t necessarily believe there is only one person out there for you126. Are you currently bored? A little127. What makes you happy? Dogs and @justlivingforthemoment128. Would you change your name? Nope, I like it129. What your zodiac sign? Sagittarius130. Do you like subway? Yup131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? I’m gay and taken so... they have to get over it132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? I already answered this question, too.133. Favourite lyrics right now? I am blanking134. Can you count to one million? I’m sure I could if I had to but I don’t want to135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I’m sure I’ve told some really dumb ones but I don’t know what they were now136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? CLOSED. THE MONSTERS CAN GET ME IF THEY ARE OPEN.137. How tall are you? 5′4″138. Curly or Straight hair? Curly139. Brunette or Blonde? Dirty blonde but I’ve colored my hair dark auburn140. Summer or Winter? Summer141. Night or Day? Night142. Favourite month? Either April or October143. Are you a vegetarian? Nope144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark145. Tea or Coffee? Tea tea tea tea146. Was today a good day? It’s my day off so I guess so147. Mars or Snickers? Both?148. What’s your favourite quote? “The world is before you, and you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in.” -James Baldwin149. Do you believe in ghosts? Sometimes, maybe? Kind of?150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?“’-way, you know. It don’t matter. And when the gov-’” -Stephen King, Different Seasons
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“okay i get it you’re a great thief and don’t want to go to jail but i’m the exhausted af detective that’s assigned to catch you i stg if you let me bring you in so i can sleep i’ll get you a good deal” au (James/Bastet :p)
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Okay so like First of All no WAY would Bastet e v e r agree to that, she is Miss where's waldo / catch me if you can extraordinare but she takes a look at James' sleepless eyes and the wavering grip he has on his gun and sighs and flicks her wrist and goes "how about I give you a deal,"
"I'm??? the one holding a gun???" James goes, and Bastet snorts at him and goes "yeah but I'm basically bullproof and you're exhausted and are probably going to miss me and besides man do you really want to do all of the paperwork shooting at me will require and James looks like he's wilting at the thought and Bastet smirks even more, knowing she has him backed into a corner.
She coughs politely and looks pointedly at his gun and he sighs and puts it away and she just grins and bounces a bit on the balls of her feet and goes, "Okay so like I saw this in a show and it looks awesome and I mean honestly thieving's been kind of boring lately because everyone's so far from catching me, (James, crying in the corner, tries not to look like someone's punched him because he thought he was getting close) so !! I'm going to give you hints and clues to my next thievery
Oh btw what's your phone number
"I- what??" goes James, literally about two seconds from rattling it off tiredly before common sense stops him
"So I can send you the notes?? duh???"
(well I mean I could track her via the phone??? James thinks, forgetting that that Literally Hasn't Worked any other time but at this point basically desperate)
Slides his phone across to her because he literally Cannot at this moment in time, he's too exhausted for this shit,,,,,
Basically backflips off the roof and blows James a kiss and HE basically just wants to lie down and maybe not move for like??? a week??? maybe two, that sounds Super Good
He gets his phone back and for a week he doesn't hear from her and works overtime and tries to figure out what her plan is and what he's supposed to do and how to get through knowing s H E HAS HIS PHONE NUMBER??? WHAT WAS WRONG WITH SLEEP DEPRIVED HIM???
The phone number is enlisted under someone who doesn't even exist and James wants to scream
She put herself into his phone as "The Best [cat emoji]" and he doesn't find out until she texts him with this string of love heart emojis and a riddle with so many puns and look okay he was usually level headed but he swears to GOD he's going to ACTUALLY SHOOT HER
Or at least be a lil bit more brutal than is really called for when he arrests her because she's SUCH AN ASSHOLE OH GOD
James + the taskforce Bastet has figures out her stupid punny riddle and race off to where she's planning to steal her next artifact and she's laughing like crazy as they all chase her and James is like oh my GOD you're CRAZY and you literally just want us to chase you don't you???
She does a backflip and blows him a kiss and basically James wants to die
His partners rib him about it but also....aren't super pleased with him. Because he technically let her escape and look they're all tired too, and exasperated by this crazy lady who does whatever she wants???
Bastet texts after the heist and is like "awww, soz beau, better luck next time" and James is like "why do you text like a pre-pubescent girl I hate you"
(Bastet, holding her phone, bursts out laughing because she thinks this is hysterical and James is really fun to annoy)
James + Bastet + Texting = Nerds
James is SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABOUT WANTING TO ARREST HER???? IF SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT ANYTHING (eg. weather) HE'S LIKE "HEY YOU WANNA KNOW A NICE CLIMATE CONTROLLED SPACE THAT'S ALL FOR YOU?? JAIL."
Bastet is Sarcastic AF and loves teasing James w/ hints to how she steals things and information about herself but she's super clever and doesn't drop anything she doesn't mean to
She mentions loving Egypt and James stares at his phone and then is hit by realisation and rolls over and tries to suffocate himself with a pillow he's in agony, of fucking course, how could they not pick up on this before???/
And he texts his team and he's like dude she only steals egyptian things and they're like
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY EGYPTIAN THINGS THERE ARE IN THE WORLD JAMES THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HELP
James who keeps getting pushed out of the group bc of his involvement w/ Bastet but she'll only talk to him and seems to know when someone else does it, and that just leads him to being more involved with Bastet and one day he complains explicitly and she just goes "want to know some place that isn't lonely??? By my side" and James is like WHAT THE HELL DID A THIEF JUST FLIRT WITH ME
all he manages to text back is "FRATRINISATION"
"I think that only applies if we work together?? Tho i mean we do work together in that i keep you in a job"
"no you dont??????????? i have literally three thousand other things i could do ????? I could help cats out of trees??? Help old ladies cross the street?????????????????????? LITERALLY ANYTHING???"
"Ah, but you LIKE chasing me. It's EXCITING"
"NO I DONT I HAVENT SLEPT PROPERLY IN WEEKS"
"Come sleep in my arms ;3"
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME"
"Because it's hilarious??? omfg????"
James spends months being flirted with and sent selfies of Bastet posing with valuable objects before she steals them with captions like 'im stealing this...like you stole my heart ;3" and "dont open this one at work babe you'll get in trouble ;333"
James Officially hates the ";3" emoji. Like. Every time anyone uses it now he LITERALLY is like do NOT
James is Dying (tm)
He starts sleeping a bit better tho. Bastet always warns them before heists now and he's still trying everything he can to find her but at the same time it's been months??? she obviously has an informant or someone who helps her escape that he has to find and it drives him c r a z y???
Oh ye of little faith
He catches her turning into a cat after a year and basically faints and wakes up in an apartment he doesn't recognise and sighs at him and is like "if you yell about kidnapping i swear to god I will give you a concussion"
"UM BUT YOU DID THO??"
"uh no??????????? you can leave whenever?????"
James Does Not leave whenever, James sits on the chair at stares at her and eventually goes "hahaha lol okay sure. Question tho Im not crazy right. Like. Bc i thought i saw you turn into a cat hahahaha hAHHA"
-Bastet, literally shapeshifting into a cat right in front of him-
James, laughing hysterically and going Super Green and almost passing out yet again (This poor boy is Suffering (tm)) but manages to stay awake and breathes out super slowly and looks at her and she looks back at him and he basically says "explain" and she turns back into a human and kind of (super badly) does and James ends up staying all day and talking to her and not  even realising where all the time has gone....
by the end of it he has more of an understanding of Bastet, and she's thrown like, three bangles at him accidentally and put shit on him bc she got restless while talking and he walks out of her place to catch her escaping over the rooftops and covered in jewelry this is Not how he expected this day to go
Bastet texts him when he gets home and is like "i want those back you know" and James is like
"Well looks like you'll have to steal them off me ;3″
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insarations · 6 years
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1. Who was the last person you held hands with? a very sweet girl 2. Are you outgoing or shy? outgoing for the most part 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? um no one particularly atm 4. Are you easy to get along with? very 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I would hope but I wouldn't get drunk so it's fine lol 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? can't begin to explain that..I just know it when I see it 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? I doubt it but I don't try to figure out the future anymore. if somethings meant to be it happens 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? um.....   Mark Cuban XD XD XD 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? I wouldn't say that ha...i'm all for it lmaaoo 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? ummm i think my mom 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? something lol 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? be the one-dua lipa, temple-tonight alive, new rules-dua lipa,dusk til dawn-sia,falling-haim 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? oh yessss 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? luck not really..in a sense i guess. miracles absolutely 15. What good thing happened this summer? uh honestly it's kinda a blur to me 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? absolutely 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? yes 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? no haha he was from elementary school 19. Do you like bubble baths? yaaaaaassssss 20. Do you like your neighbors? i don't know them 21. What are you bad habits? leaving drinks and bottles unfinished/out.. messy room.. too many things tbh 22. Where would you like to travel? soooo many places...anywhere...everywhere 23. Do you have trust issues? not really...I trust too easy 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? coming home from work..or going to bed lol 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? stomach :( 26. What do you do when you wake up? wish I could go back to sleep 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? darker 28. Who are you most comfortable around? a few people 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? not really 30. Do you ever want to get married? maybe 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? uhhhh XD not really the threesome type but.. erm. lets just not lol 33. Spell your name with your chin. wutt 34. Do you play sports? What sports? hell no. 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? um.. ya probably a couple times when i was younger but i'm usually pretty straight forward about it 37. What do you say during awkward silences? random shit 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? it'd take too long 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? target.. bath and body works.. publix.. hot topic.. vans.. 40. What do you want to do after high school? i'm outta school bitchess 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? usually 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? it depends. either i'm really tired or thinking about something/daydreaming or don't feel good 43. Do you smile at strangers? ya i get paid to every day XD 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? spaceeeeee. but the ocean would be cool too. those are like my two fave things 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? moneeeyyy. HAAHA i'm so kidding. um... you know.. i have to think about that one. just trying to be the best person i can and try my best in life i guess... and my cats lol 46. What are you paranoid about? stupid shit all the time 47. Have you ever been high? no 48. Have you ever been drunk? no but close like one time lol i'm a good noodle 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? probably but cant think of what. oh wait... yuppp yuppp.... hahahahahha 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? black 51. Ever wished you were someone else? maybe before but i dont really these days 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my weight. but luckily i can change it..and i'm trying 53. Favourite makeup brand? not a huge makeup girl but i guess elf 54. Favourite store? i already answered that pretty much but i guess if i have to choose... target. well. but publix tho. both 55. Favourite blog? follow too many..like alot..dont really have one fave 56. Favourite colour? purple. black. silver. blue 57. Favourite food? so many foods. publix subs are bae though. and steak is awesome. and any pasta 58. Last thing you ate? some chunky peanut butter on a slice of bread and some ramen noodles with sweet peas lol 59. First thing you ate this morning? oatmeal and my vegan maple sausage haha 60. Ever won a competition? For what? ummm... I dont think so. i'm not that cool 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nah 62. Been arrested? For what? nooo lol 63. Ever been in love? yes 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? well i have two stories XD when I was in 2nd grade I pretty much forced my kisses upon this kid on the playground ahahah.... but really when I was 14, with my first boyfriend, it was outside my apartment by a tree and pond and it was super de duper awkward but i think at the time i thought it was the greatest thing ever but it was actually awful lol 65. Are you hungry right now? nah i'm full and too tired to be hungry 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? no 67. Facebook or Twitter? facebook 68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now? yes..shark tank 70. Names of your bestfriends? rue. and lamby. my cats XD XD XD jk but i have a few 71. Craving something? What? cuddles. sleep. blankets. kisses. 72. What colour are your towels? all the colors 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? like 5 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? sometimes 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? several 75. Favourite animal? so many. elephants. cows. penguins. cats.... i love all animals though 76. What colour is your underwear? black 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? mint 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? black 80. What colour pants? gray 81. Favourite tv show? the walking dead 82. Favourite movie? so many 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? original 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? thats tough but mean girls 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? janice and karen 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory 87. First person you talked to today? my mom 88. Last person you talked to today? same 89. Name a person you hate? I'm really not the hating type but the closest to hate I have for someone sadly is one of my brothers. and donald trump XD 90. Name a person you love? this girl 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? not really 92. In a fight with someone? i dont think you can really call it that lol 93. How many sweatpants do you have? at least 3 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? like 5 95. Last movie you watched? proud mary in the theater...twice in one weekend haha it was soooo gooood 96. Favourite actress? many. jennifer lawrence. kate mara. sjp. melissa mccarthy 97. Favourite actor? norman reedus 98. Do you tan a lot? never 99. Have any pets? 2 sweet kitties 100. How are you feeling? soooo tireddd 101. Do you type fast? ya 102. Do you regret anything from your past? not really regret..i just have a lot of what ifs 103. Can you spell well? for the most part 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? very much 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes..thatd be nice right now 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? yaa a couple times 107. Have you ever been on a horse? yesss 108. What should you be doing? sleeping 109. Is something irritating you right now? not really 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? oh ya 111. Do you have trust issues? you asked that already 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom 113. What was your childhood nickname? none really..some people called me by my middle name, deena 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes 115. Do you play the Wii? I used to alot ..not so much lately 116. Are you listening to music right now? no, watching tv 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yes 118. Do you like Chinese food? yessss 119. Favourite book? Look Again by Lisa Scottoline. Paper Towns and Looking for Alaska by John Green 120. Are you afraid of the dark? nah 121. Are you mean? for sure not 122. Is cheating ever okay? nooo 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? i dont get all white shoes 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? eh... i have too long of an answer for that.. i dont really know 125. Do you believe in true love? yes 126. Are you currently bored? no just tired 127. What makes you happy? my cats, coffee, music, sleep, food, certain people 128. Would you change your name? eh maybe. i dont mind it..its just too common 129. What your zodiac sign? aquarius 130. Do you like subway? ya but not as much as i used to 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? i dont have one of the opposite sex so dont need to worry about that problem XD 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? again u asked that already 133. Favourite lyrics right now? several songs. first came to mind.. goodnight moon 134. Can you count to one million? well sure but do you think theres time for that right now? no. 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? i'm not sure 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed usually 137. How tall are you? like 5'7 or 5'8 138. Curly or Straight hair? in between 139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette 140. Summer or Winter? errmmm depends 141. Night or Day? night 142. Favourite month? december 143. Are you a vegetarian? nah 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? darrrrkk but milk is fine too 145. Tea or Coffee? coffee 146. Was today a good day? Ya i suppose... kinda just average really 147. Mars or Snickers? snickers 148. What’s your favourite quote? eh i have a few but i'm too sleepy to think 149. Do you believe in ghosts? yes in a sense 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? but blessed are your eyes for they see and your ears for they hear
many questions...feel free to steal
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stonequake · 7 years
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This is what I do hwen I’m bored
1.Who was the last person you held hands with? this answer would normally be my boyfriend but oddly enough it is a random boy in the pit at billy talent who just held hands with me during a song i cried a little
2. Are you outgoing or shy? pretty shy
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? my boyfriend tomorrow, my best friend soon
4. Are you easy to get along with? usually
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I’m usually the one taking care of people even when I’m drunk
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? weirdos, very emotive people, sincere, thoughtful, artsy, quiet, contemplative people, alternative ppl
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? yes
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? from the opposite gender? bob ross
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? not really talking about it
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? cale
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “ *flap* :( “
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? damn uh if I had to split-second choose: -  something weird by awful din
fuck shit up by ghost mice
good enough by tiny moving parts
common cold also by tiny moving parts
carjack by greys
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? oh fuck yes
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I don’t believe in it but my brain often makes me act on it
15. What good thing happened this summer? i can’t even remember last month
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? fuck no, unless we’re counting the little one I gave cale, then of course
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? of course
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? I don’t think I ever even talked to my first crush I was like 7
19. Do you like bubble baths? ya
20. Do you like your neighbours? she abuses her dogs
21. What are you bad habits? I have so many, washing my hands is probably one of them, staying up too late
22. Where would you like to travel? everywhere fr
23. Do you have trust issues? I don’t think in that way
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? doin my makeup
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? I’m pretty comfortable with my body nowadays, probably my nose or teeth
26. What do you do when you wake up? go on my phone, piss, eat cereal
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? i wish it wasn’t so blotchy
28. Who are you most comfortable around? cale
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? uh
30. Do you ever want to get married? idk
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yea
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? ummm évelyne brochu and hugh dancy
33. Spell your name with your chin. elkhyxd
34. Do you play sports? What sports? I swim and ski
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? I already live without TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? who has not
37. What do you say during awkward silences? nothing
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? cool
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? uh west 49 and like, winners
40. What do you want to do after high school? I’m not in high school and i’m doing nothing basically
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? generally
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? nothing unusual
43. Do you smile at strangers? yes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? the fact that dad got milk last night so I can have cereal
46. What are you paranoid about? like everything. catching sickness especially
47. Have you ever been high? yea
48. Have you ever been drunk? yea
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? not /nobody/
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? black like my emo ass
51. Ever wished you were someone else? ya
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my functioning, how I dissociate, make my voice stronger thats 3
53. Favourite makeup brand? low end is either nyx or elf, high end is too faced
54. Favourite store? #39
55. Favourite blog? qckdn
56. Favourite colour? grey or maroon
57. Favourite food? man idk, shrimp tacos maybe
58. Last thing you ate? wonton soup
59. First thing you ate this morning? cereal ?!
60. Ever won a competition? For what? can;t remember
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? no
62. Been arrested? For what?n o
63. Ever been in love? yes
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? can’t even remember
65. Are you hungry right now? nah
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I don’t even really have tumblr friends
67. Facebook or Twitter? neither
68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now? no
70. Names of your best friends? pat and mat and cat
71. Craving something? What? death lol
72. What colour are your towels? most of them are shades of blue
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? two
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yes
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? on my bed, like TEN
75. Favourite animal? I love penguins and bats and foxes and owls
76. What colour is your underwear? I think lilac
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? choc
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? bublegum
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? black :-(
80. What colour pants? grey
81. Favourite tv show? hannibal
82. Favourite movie? mmm idk spiderman
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? 1
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 js
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? uh idk the weird gay one
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? that stoner sea turtle
87. First person you talked to today? cale
88. Last person you talked to today? ^
89. Name a person you hate? shae!
90. Name a person you love? cale
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? yeah
92. In a fight with someone? no
93. How many sweatpants do you have? 1
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? lots
95. Last movie you watched? tangled lol
96. Favourite actress? anna sophia robb or évelyne brochu
97. Favourite actor? mads mikkelson, hugh dancy tbh.
98. Do you tan a lot? ha! no.
99. Have any pets? :——(
100. How are you feeling? sleepy, paranoid
101. Do you type fast? yea
102. Do you regret anything from your past? of course
103. Can you spell well? yes
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? yes
107. Have you ever been on a horse? no thanks
108. What should you be doing? sleeping
109. Is something irritating you right now? yes
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? my boy c-dawg
111. Do you have trust issues? ?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? calé
113. What was your childhood nickname? elile, el, zach
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes
115. Do you play the Wii? oh yeah
116. Are you listening to music right now? yeah
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yeah
118. Do you like Chinese food? yeah
119. Favourite book? hm, idk
120. Are you afraid of the dark? no
121. Are you mean? oh yeah
122. Is cheating ever okay? no i don’t think
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? i can’t keep any shoes clean :\
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
125. Do you believe in true love? not the usual concept of ir
126. Are you currently bored? thats why I’m doing this
127. What makes you happy? my boyfriend, being in the pit, playing piano, hugging dogs, being downtown at night, warm snowy days, sleeping on the bus, looking at the stars, being underwater
128. Would you change your name? i don’t think so
129. What your zodiac sign? virgo
130. Do you like subway? ya
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? yo that’s something I’m trying to figure out rn
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? cale
133. Favourite lyrics right now? if i haven’t had a good dream in about ten years are my dark days coming or are they here
134. Can you count to one million? why would i
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I always lie
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed
137. How tall are you? 5'2
138. Curly or Straight hair? I like when my hair isn’t straightened
139. Brunette or Blonde? i’m blonde, i like both
140. Summer or Winter? winter
141. Night or Day? night
142. Favourite month? october maybe
143. Are you a vegetarian? no, i don’t eat much meat
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? white
145. Tea or Coffee? tea
146. Was today a good day? eh
147. Mars or Snickers? mars
148. What’s your favourite quote? i like a lot of quotes
149. Do you believe in ghosts? idk
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line
“ the old woman came in” quality bukowski
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forsakendrifter · 5 years
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Get to know me
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
My love
2. Are you outgoing or shy? Both lol outgoing in public tho
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Shes next to me
4. Are you easy to get along with? Ehh
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Yep
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Grouchy
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Yess
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? No one lol
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends who im talking to
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My wuvs
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? Good night
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
Rather be clean bandit
Home dolly parton
Take it easy the eagles
Me you and the good Lord dolly parton
Jolene dolly parton
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Noo
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yea more miracles than luck
15. What good thing happened this summer? I got through the hardest class in my masters degree
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YESSS
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I honestly do... more like other galaxies. It would make sense..but I do believe God created them too
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No
19. Do you like bubble baths? Yea
20. Do you like your neighbors? Noooo
21. What are you bad habits? Im a slob and a procrastinator
22. Where would you like to travel? Ireland
23. Do you have trust issues? Yess
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Reading at night
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My stomach 😣
26. What do you do when you wake up? Cuss hahaha
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Darker
28. Who are you most comfortable around? My love and my mom
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? No? Honestly i don't give a shit
30. Do you ever want to get married? Yess
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?..dude it's my every day style
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Scarlet Johansson Katie McGrath. And idk who else
33. Spell your name with your chin. KCVe6jly
34. Do you play sports? What sports? martial artsss
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Without t.v.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Well that was awkward haha
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Ironically (and yea mushy lol) my love
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Walmart 🤣 game stores, gamestop, and target
40. What do you want to do after high school? Dude im in my 20a
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Ehhh
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Im tired
43. Do you smile at strangers? Yes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The feeling of having to pee
46. What are you paranoid about? EVERYTHING my future not being loved my career
47. Have you ever been high? No
48. Have you ever been drunk? Currently drunk right now
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? No?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Grey
51. Ever wished you were someone else? When i was in an abusive relationship 5 years ago
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My stomach to be thinner
53. Favourite makeup brand? Maybaline
54. Favourite store? Gamestop
55. Favourite blog? Dont have one
56. Favourite colour? Black or red
57. Favourite food? Pizza
58. Last thing you ate? Mexicannn
59. First thing you ate this morning? Granola bar
60. Ever won a competition? For what? Hell yea. I'm a world champ in tkd
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Bad grades
62. Been arrested? For what? Not yet lmao
63. Ever been in love? Yesss
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Too long to type but i was 15 he was 16. He drooled and i was still trying to figure things out lol
65. Are you hungry right now? Yes
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Dude i only have 3 and they arw my real life friends too
67. Facebook or Twitter? Either
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Twitter
69. Are you watching tv right now? No
70. Names of your bestfriends? My wuv and brad
71. Craving something? What? Fooooood
72. What colour are your towels? Uhh different colors? Mainly brown
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Normally 2-3
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? ..hehe yes
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Like 10
75. Favourite animal? Doggos
76. What colour is your underwear? Grey
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Chocolate, birthday cake , or superman
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Grey
80. What colour pants? Grey shorts
81. Favourite tv show? Xena and golden girls
82. Favourite movie? Ths mummy
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Originallll
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Gretchen
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dori
87. First person you talked to today? My mom
88. Last person you talked to today? My love
89. Name a person you hate? No one lol
90. Name a person you love? My wuv
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? YYES
92. In a fight with someone? Nope
93. How many sweatpants do you have? Dude its like 75% of my wardrobe
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Like 20
95. Last movie you watched? The nun
96. Favourite actress? Sandra bullok or lucy lawless
97. Favourite actor? Brandon Frazier
98. Do you tan a lot? No
99. Have any pets? 4 fur babies
100. How are you feeling? Sleepy
101. Do you type fast? I try lol
102. Do you regret anything from your past? A lot..
103. Can you spell well? Hell no
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? 2 people
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? N9pe
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yes
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes
108. What should you be doing? Sleeping
109. Is something irritating you right now? No ...which is odd
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes
111. Do you have trust issues? Yes.. i thought this was asked already?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My wuv
113. What was your childhood nickname? Kc
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes
115. Do you play the Wii? A long time ago. Guitar hero was my jam
116. Are you listening to music right now? No
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes especially home made
118. Do you like Chinese food? HELL YES
119. Favourite book? Lord of the rings series
120. Are you afraid of the dark? No i have bi polar disorder.. im scarier
121. Are you mean? Im a real asshole
122. Is cheating ever okay? To get out of an abusive relationship. Thats it
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends
125. Do you believe in true love? Yess
126. Are you currently bored? Yes.. thats why im doing this
127. What makes you happy? My love, books, tkd, dnd, and mtg
128. Would you change your name? No
129. What your zodiac sign? LEOOOO
130. Do you like subway? Yes
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Uhh oh well his loss
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My wuv
133. Favourite lyrics right now? Jolene?
134. Can you count to one million?no
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? "Im resting my wisdom tooth " as i fell asleep
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed
137. How tall are you? 5'6
138. Curly or Straight hair? Curly :/
139. Brunette or Blonde? In tge middle?
140. Summer or Winter? Falll
141. Night or Day? Night
142. Favourite month? August
143. Are you a vegetarian? NOO
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk
145. Tea or Coffee? Tea
146. Was today a good day? Yes
147. Mars or Snickers? Mars
148. What’s your favourite quote? "Work hard in silence let success be your noise"
149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? It's dark and my books across the room im not getting up lol
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