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#lol - by day 12 or 13 im like: GODDAMN THIS PLACE IS A FUCKN MESS WHERE TF IS THE CLEANING LADY?
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#its so funny
#so a while back i hired a housekeeper
#and when i hired her she was insistent on a twice a month schedule
#and i was like - wow building up that bank account much? sorry but i will be good with once a month
#and she was like - noap! its once every 2 weeks until we see if you can make it to once a month
#and im like - damn. ok. maybe every 3 weeks?
#and goddamn if she didnt stick to a twice a month schedule
#she said its like maintaining a car - she didnt want to wait until *after* i miss the oil change and then have to fix my crib
#but i was like - ok whatever. when i see that every 2 weeks is too often i will just re-negotiat. no prob right?
#i mean im pretty clean right? momma didnt raise me to live in a pigsty
#soooo …. its been like over two months now?
#and guess what???
#lol - by day 12 or 13 im like: GODDAMN THIS PLACE IS A FUCKN MESS WHERE TF IS THE CLEANING LADY?
#and you know whats funny? i *think* i have always kept a relatively clean house (its only a 2br 2ba condo)
#but now im wondering if she didnt pull a jedi mind trick on me?
#ya know - did she plant a suggestive idea in my head?
#bc now right at the 2 week period im like - SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!
#lmao - but she is sooo good tho
#after shes been here and then i get home
#i almost dont wanna touch anything bc the place looks like its ready for a hgtv photo shoot
#my crib is soo fresh & clean
#lol
#imma fuckn mess sometimes
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