#and goddamn if she didnt stick to a twice a month schedule

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#its so funny #so a while back i hired a housekeeper #and when i hired her she was insistent on a twice a month schedule #and i was like - wow building up that bank account much? sorry but i will be good with once a month #and she was like - noap! its once every 2 weeks until we see if you can make it to once a month #and im like - damn. ok. maybe every 3 weeks? #and goddamn if she didnt stick to a twice a month schedule #she said its like maintaining a car - she didnt want to wait until *after* i miss the oil change and then have to fix my crib #but i was like - ok whatever. when i see that every 2 weeks is too often i will just re-negotiat. no prob right? #i mean im pretty clean right? momma didnt raise me to live in a pigsty #soooo …. its been like over two months now? #and guess what??? #lol - by day 12 or 13 im like: GODDAMN THIS PLACE IS A FUCKN MESS WHERE TF IS THE CLEANING LADY? #and you know whats funny? i *think* i have always kept a relatively clean house (its only a 2br 2ba condo) #but now im wondering if she didnt pull a jedi mind trick on me? #ya know - did she plant a suggestive idea in my head? #bc now right at the 2 week period im like - SOMEBODY HELP ME !!! #lmao - but she is sooo good tho #after shes been here and ​then i get home #i almost dont wanna touch anything bc the place looks like its ready for a hgtv photo shoot #my crib is soo fresh & clean #lol #imma fuckn mess sometimes