Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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i've been slowly making a letterboxd list of movies referenced on friends at the table episodes and it hit fifty movies today (many more to go-- i haven't nearly finished browsing through pzn and sgf for movie mentions) so i thought i would share it on here for those interested!
i would not have gotten this far without search at the table (fatt.fish) or transcripts at the table i am eternally grateful to them 🙏
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Now that I've finished the whole show, enjoy this very incomplete list of favourite Jon quotes:
"Fine, fine, I'll be more lovely. Now, can I get back to work?" MAG17
"I will record and add that part when it is found, either by myself or, given the scale of the Archive's mismanagement, by my successor when I pass away from old age." MAG19
"I'm not entirely made out of stone" MAG27
"Mh...more meat. Interesting." MAG30
"Well, this pompous ass has some very urgent work to do " MAG76
Very snarkily "Yes, I know what a meme is." MAG76
"It is remarkably easy to get an axe in central London" MAG78
"What, I could be on drugs." MAG83
"I suppose that leaves skulking around the periphery, which is what I was already doing!" MAG85
"Thays not fair! Sometimes I was kidnapped." MAG114
"Every other Avatar gets to have their feelings burned right out of them, but me? I’ve just got to sit in mine." MAG139
"I am not, nor have I ever been, “adorable.”" MAG164
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