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dyingroses · 1 year
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Very dumb Netflix Castlevania FixIt AU where Trevor is in town when they try to burn Lisa at the stake and he’s like... “Welp, can’t let this shit happen,” and saves her. And when Dracula find them Lisa’s all like “Oh, my love, this wonderful kind man saved me!” and Trevor’s like “No, shut up, I’m a piece of shit.” And Dracula’s too busy being relieved to care and he asks, “Who are you friend?”
“Trevor Belmont.”
And now Dracula is having an existential crisis because now he owes his wife’s life to his ancestral enemy and Trevor feels conflicted because he just saved Dracula’s fucking wife and pissed off all of the Church. So Dracula just... has him move in to his Castle until the heat dies down.
Cue a slice of life comedy where Dracula and Trevor are constantly trying to kill each other but never when Lisa and Alucard are around because the they’d get yelled at and get no desert.
Sypha eventually gets involved because Lisa shanghies Dracula into turning the Castle into a safe haven for people being hunted by the Church and now Trevor and Alucard are also competing with each other to impress the hot witch girl while also being a little gay for each other. Lisa has already picked out the wedding cake. Dracula weeps.
Sypha vibes with Hector and Isaac who she helps get out of their emo phases. Carmilla is like “Hahaha, Drac’s gone soft, time to take him out and take over the world!” Trevor, of course, slays her when she tries, and Dracula now owes the Belmont an even more direct life debt.
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dontcallmetreffy · 3 months
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It’s still Valentines somewhere, right? 😅 just finished courtesy of @thisteaistoosweet’s wonderful flats! Can’t wait to print these tomorrow!
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stem-sister-scuffle · 3 months
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STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: ROUND 1 MASHUP 10
Lisa of Lupu/Lisa Ţepeş (Netflix Castlevania) vs Dr. Saira Bellum (Carmen Sandiego)
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Lisa of Lupu/Lisa Ţepeş is a 15th Century Medic!
Dr. Saira Bellum... uhh... makes gadgets! (I dunno what word to use)
Why you should vote for each contestant:
Lisa of Lupu/Lisa Ţepeş:
"Saved a lot of people during the epidemic but was burned at the stake for it. Wife of Dracula."
"Quick-witted, kindhearted MILF. Plus she loved Alucard with all her heart🥺💕"
"Went to see THE Dracula just so she could understand how the world worked and help people with that knowledge and was so cool and slay that when she died he tried to destroy the entire world as revenge <3"
"As a woman in medieval Wallachia she had very little resources to pursue her passion, so the mad woman went and knocked on Dracula's door and demanded he teach her the real science from ages past that only vampires remember. She was so good at what she did the local government mistook her for a witch and had her burned at the stake. She wasn't seeking out knowledge for knowledge sake or prestige or anything either, she just had an incredible deep desire to genuinely help people. Also Dracula was so enamored by her audacity that he married her and they had a kid. So she's a milf too, that should count for something"
"Vampire milf"
"She studied medicine so she could actually help people. She was dedicated enough to it to travel to Dracula's castle to ask him to teach her and show her the marvels of technology that he kept. And for this she was burned at the stake"
Dr. Saira Bellum:
"What that ask said"
Said ask: "- Her name is Saira Bellum - "Cerebellum" LITERALLY A SCIENCE JOKE - She is a short queen. She is the shortest actually. - She is evil. She gets paid to be evil. Her job description is to be an evil mad scientist. - She's nonbinary and ace. To me. - Her (tall af) coworker is the only one to call her by her first name... Gay... - Cool hair"
"She’s very evil and also very competent, but only with science. Additionally, she’s best friends with a fashionista and is probably more motivated by curiosity and entertainment in her villainy than anything else."
"science name, mad scientist, shes quite cool"
"she's a mad scientist what more do you need???????????????? she has a failed runway model gf <3 and they're both evill"
"She is literally the mad scientist of all time. She works for a organisation of theives and makes them gadgets to do evil stuff. The organisation is literally called VILE (EVIL backward). Also she is non-binary coded. She has awesome hair. I'm pretty sure she has a homoerotic rivalry with a posh Egyptian lady. And she's Desi so... She's everything to me. Carmen Sandiego is such a good show actually"
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gettingovershame · 3 months
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3minutes into Castlevania for the first time…
and Lisa of Lupu being TOTALLY UNPHASED by all the spooky shit and casually conversing with the 7ft tall Vampire man actively antagonizing her … and all the while being just ENTHRALLED with the science is giving BIG Entrapta energy.
This.
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And this.
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its-towarzysz · 6 months
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the beauty of humanity" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit
5 minutes later: my lord, the humans have captured you wife
My buddy Vlad: My boy. I'm killing my boy. Lisa. I'm killing our boy.
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wasted-women · 5 months
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PRELIMINARY ROUND, MATCH 6!
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Cause of death: Burnt at the stake by the Church for practicing "witchcraft".
Propaganda:
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redpool · 6 months
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I've decided to re-watch Castlevania, 10 minutes in and I'm already fucking crying.
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asklisafromlupu · 26 days
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"Do you fear anything or anyone??"
-Belladonna
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"I have answered this a few times, Belladonna. I am afraid of fire. And I do not want my husband to know I have this debilitating fear."
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dyingroses · 7 months
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Castlevania + text posts and stuff
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alucarddear · 1 year
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(she/her 🕸️)
As to my prior question -but on a less angsty note haha-, if Alucard were to be with his parents again after everything went down and they cleared the air after meeting (or if you want to go off your prior answer to the last similar question) what do you think would be he his favorite thing to do with his parents?
In my opinion, i’d think he’d love catching up with Lisa on her studies in science and idk why I see them planting and gardening together haha. Ooh maybe Alucard would teach her the recipes he’d come across when she was gone all those years!
With Dracula, I think they’d drink wine together in silence or maybe have conversation. Idk why I can also see them reading in the same room close together as a bonding moment. I have no idea if this is canon or not but I’ve seen fanart of Dracula painting and being good at it, maybe he paints with Alucard 😭
How Alucard bonds with his parents!
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Vlad
Academics! I can see them spending time in Vlad’s study, furthering their knowledge of various subjects. Perhaps conducting experiments, doing researches—some of them for Lisa’s clinic.
They would cook. Adrian gets his interesting recipes from Vlad. He knows recipes from all around the world and has amassed quite the impressive collection at the library. Adrian does most of it though… but their conversations throughout is something to treasure.
Sparring. Vlad definitely teaches his son a thing or two about survival and fighting techniques from time to time.
Travelling. Can you imagine? Father-son duo travelling around the world to witness different cultures, hear different music, try different food, and meet different people? Lisa sometimes joins, but she’s too tethered to their village that she often stays behind. She has a clinic to run!
Music. I bet Vlad has an impressive collection of various instruments and musical paraphernalia.
On quiet and cold nights, their small family might huddle up by the fireplace (more for Lisa’s comfort than anything). Vlad tells them stories from ages past. Things he’d witnessed, where he’d gone. His stories always fascinate Lisa and Adrian. Vlad is a natural story-teller, if only people got close enough to know.
Lisa
They’d do gardening together and plant herbal medicine and easy-to-grow vegetables. He enjoys watering them too, and would occasionally help her pick fruits from the orchard. He carries the basket for his mother, the sweet son that he is.
They’d enjoy peacefully fishing out in the nearby lake in ungodly hours. They’re both morning people. Vlad, of course, is out cold during these hours lol. They’d talk about anything and everything.
I’m convinced Adrian sometimes helps out at his mother’s clinic. He gets to meet various people and learn about humanity. He also furthers his medical education this way.
Adrian likes to help his mother with her house chores or errands in general. He will help her with most things if he can. He’s a mama’s boy and enjoys her presence. Besides, he’s very proud that Lisa has found her life’s purpose and if helping her out from time to time will help her with her work, he’s much obliged.
Shopping is always fun. They’d go to the town centre and go through Lisa’s shopping list, visiting their usual vendors and trying out different ones. Adrian doesn’t know much about haggling, but Lisa sure is an expert!
Riding! They ride together from time to time. Lisa is a human so she cannot just turn into a wolf or mist or fly/float to places, so… riding horses is a must. Adrian doesn’t mind joining her (but really, sometimes he just wants to escort her to protect her).
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dontcallmetreffy · 3 months
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Painstakingly made these in a span of 4 days so I can slap them on a little Valentine’s Day card to hand out at the con… that’s this week :’) so if y’all are heading to Katsucon keep your eyes peeled for Varney/Trevor/Arikado handing these out! They’ll be colored by my buddy @thisteaistoosweet!
Also the fact that Varney is easier for me to draw than Trevor makes me clench my fist in rage
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adriennofthevalley · 2 years
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“We painted this room, we... made these toys. It's our boy, Lisa” A little thing I did a long time ago for a sticker ♥️
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wylldebee · 4 months
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Lisa Ţepeş was the embodiment of an almost successful 'I can fix him' and if it wasn't for a "wise woman" and the church it would have been permanent change my mind
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"Isaac, my son," Lisa spoke gently as she entered the room, "Pardon me for interrupting your day, but Hector told me the good news. I just wanted to wish you a congratulations."
~ @asklisafromlupu
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“M-Mistress (@asklisafromlupu ) Lisa, I cannot believe my eyes. You are truly as beautiful as Alucard and Master Dracula describe. No interruption at all,m—mother. Hector ( @forgemastery ) did tell you,did he? I want thank you for that.”
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