#likes — ⁞ ❝ it’s called whiskey. ❞

[carbonateds-oda]

teenzai w a cat plushy that he carries around everywhere (oda bought it for him cuz he said it looked like dazai and now he refuses to go anywhere w out it) and he sometimes makes other mafia grunts talk to it like it’s a real live person bc he thinks it’s funny

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67: y-you want me to what sir?

dazai: mr. whiskey says the sun is too bright, he needs your sunglasses

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67, handing them to dazai: of course sir, here you are-

dazai: Ah, ah! I’m not the one who needs them!

huge tall ass mafia grunt #67, awkwardly handing them to the plush: …forgive me. here you are mr. whiskey

#yes he named the cat whiskey #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #oda sakunosuke #how many times can I make a reference to oda calling dazai a black cat before y’all get sick of me #sorry that line is just so dear to me #clearing out the drafts #that fifteen panel of him sitting like a frog w a bunch of mafia guys behind him reminded me of this draft i forgot to post lol

[wammyhoe]

In my fucked up fantasy world, Mello and Matt are still alive and well. and the death note somehow didn't work with Takada because I like to think that she spelled Mello's name wrong. Just needed to vent that because i cant seem to get over these two men 😩😩especially Mello!!

DUDE SAME I truly believe in alternative universes, and there's one where L won, another where BB escaped prison, one where Mello and Matt survived, and if I'm a bit greedy, one where they're all happy * tears up *

Now, I headcanon that they (Mello and Takada) had a traffic accident and went out of the road right into that church. Takda died because she was traveling alongside Mello's motorbike. The truck caught on fire. Hall got there just in time. Mello lost consciousness for a couple of days during which Kira's fall happened, and then he woke up to know he failed to beat Near. (Because for me there is no world in which he was conscious and did nothing to continue in the race against Near)

#I like to think he went back to the Mafia after that. And I wrote a fic about it called Whiskey in a Teacup that you can find on my Ao3 #Mello #mihael keehl #mihael keehl x reader #mello x you #mello x reader #death note mello #death note #death note headcanons

[bettathanyou]

Cedric with an S/O whose love-language is food/cooking for him???

Anon YOU READ MY MIND. I LOVE COOKING SO THIS FEELS SO INDULGENT TO WRITEEEEEE TYSM FOR THE ASK!!!!

Enjoy ❣️🐟

Cedric The Sorcerer And S/O With Cooking Love Language!

Cedric and food have a... Complicated Relationship

I have a damn good hunch that man is autistic, so texture/sensory issues, lack of hunger cues, and just Not Wanting To Eat because he's doing something he thinks is too important is a prevalent issue

Of course, you couldn't just NOT do something about it. You loved to cook! You love most of all to cook FOR people

So you ask him about food during your long talks together. Cedric mentions a few basic things he likes, like turkey, stew, potatoes etc but he keeps it irritatingly vague

You try to ask Sofia and even the royal cooks about cedrics favorite meals

All you gleaned from Sofia was his love of sweets and the royal cooks were clueless

Great.

Back to square one!

So with your limited knowledge, you decide to start off by surprising him with breakfast. Using Sofias information, you make him really fluffy pancakes with a dusting of powdered sugar! (Think Japanese style)

To keep things suited to his liking, you put all extras on the side; maple syrup, cut up strawberries (you made them heart shaped) blueberries, melted chocolate, and whipped cream. With some orange juice to wash it all down!

Can't forget some edible flower garnish!

You walked to his door, knocking with your foot (your hands were too full lol)

Cedric thought it was someone else, and he was cranky at first about being disturbed so early in the morning. He opens his door with a scowl, brows knitted in the way you know meant annoyance

But when his eyes rest on you, carrying a huge platter of fresh food and drink, he had to do a double take

Just. Cedric with wide eyes, his jaw about to hit the floor, tripping over his words like. "Wh- what's all th-this for, then...?"

You just give him a big cheeky grin and reply, "For my favorite person <3"

Cedric ushered you into his tower, asking you what the occasion was for, and you could tell he was anxious and worried- so you give him a kiss on the cheek, and tell Cedric that you just wanted to do something nice, and make sure he was fed! You know how busy he can get, so you wanted the sorcerer to start his day with the most important meal of the day

Cedric doesn't know whether to thank you, kiss you, or cry

He kinda does all three 😭

After thanking you profusely, he insisted you share the food with him. He said that you made enough for TWO small armies and he won't be able to eat everything

You try to insist that it was made for *him*, but in the middle of your argument your stomach started growling

Cedric gives you a shit eating grin that screams "I win" and you just sit down with a huff and a (fake) pout

You both enjoy breakfast together, and Cedric literally doesn't shut up about how good everything is

He noticed the heart strawberries and you swear it was the softest smile you've ever seen

He finished his plate and it made your entire day

From that day on, you asked Cedric if you can make him a meal once or twice a week- just to get him accustomed to it

You grow to learn more about food he enjoys, from breakfast to lunch to dinner

Cedric really enjoys sweets for breakfast

A light lunch, because the last time you made something heavy the man slipped into a food coma for three hours

And dinner is your favorite time to cook for him, because you can show off your cooking skills and eat it with Cedric together and make it SUPER romantic

Most of all though, you just love making sure Cedric is fed and taking care of himself. The man is a workaholic to a fault, and you both know it! Which is why he always says thank you and make sure you know how much this means to him

Speaking of, Cedric would try to return the favor in little ways- giving you magic flowers that never wilt, a magic show after a meal, small little animal wind up toys he cobbles together in his spare time (can u guess what his love language is? Lol)

Since he is a picky eater, it's been trial and error to figure out what he likes and doesn't- lots of veggies are a no no, and you respect it and don't push the issue. But the veggies he does like, you use as much as you can! After a while, I could see Cedric trying to branch out a little bit and getting slightly more comfortable with food he previously disliked because you make it taste good (you want to believe he can taste the love)

You try to stick within his comfort zone for food, but sometimes you'll bring something for him to try to gauge where you can cook him new food

Regardless, Cedric adores the effort and care you put into making him food! He offers to even cook for you sometimes! (He conjures it lmao)

Which leads to him talking about food magic! It's quite interesting stuff

But no matter what, Cedric always feels smitten every time he has the pleasure of eating whatever you make for him

Seeing an empty plate from Cedric will always be the highest compliment to you :)

Alright, that's about all I got! I honestly want to expand on this more, maybe make some Cedric inspired recipes???? Would y'all be into that????

#cedric the sensational #cedricthesorceror #bettathanyou answers #cedric x reader #maybe... cedric recipes???? #like. merlins mushroom soup??? #merlins bread #but like an actual bread #cedric the sorcerer mixed drink 👀‼️ #he seems like a whiskey guy if we're talking liquor #or rum #hes a brown liquor guy im calling it #however he usually would stick to wine #anyways lmk about the recipe thing cuz i love cooking and WOULD MAKE RECIPES FOR YALL DEADASS

[hopetorun]

my plans for this afternoon were to walk the brooklyn bridge and then get an early dinner with a friend and we did those things and then we were like, but what if next we go to the canadian-themed bar to experience that during the nhl playoffs which is how we ended up watching the third period and overtime of the canucks game at a bar that was maybe 35% canucks fans, 20% preds fans, and 45% rangers fans waiting for the canucks/preds game to end so they could watch their team which was a 10/10 experience i had a blast

#also at one point the bartender called oshie a russian symapthizer i NEED more information on this #also i am still tipsy sorry #the poutine helped a little bit but it was not enough to overcome three drinks #especially since the second one was just like straight up whiskey

[moriartyyouwhore]

if I’m gonna have permanent bruises on my knees anyway… can they at least be from kneeling to blow Joel Miller

#joel miller #dark!joel miller #joel miller smut #this also applies to the following… #joseph lawrence #commander lawrence #izzy hands #daryl dixon #rick grimes #autism or as I like to call it permanently bruised with no fucking clue why disease #oberyn martell #agent whiskey #otto octavius #doc ock #every asshole Hugh Grant has ever played #tony stark #brock rumlow #soldier boy

[lycanthian]

i wpuld like to be not sober

#the horrors. theyre winning #they call me mr high on life except im terrified of using drugs and in fact im not high i feel low #if anything #they need to invent a gamey lycanthian that doesnt feel like absolute shit so much #convincing myself that it is the house im in i only ever seem to experience the horrors this bad in this house #anywyas. augh #i would kill for a whiskey or any kind of booze or even just a fucking beer at this point. #i dont even fuckijg drink but i feel like being intoxicated would be better than feeling this absolute dogshit right now #lycan howls

[anachronistic-falsehood]

crying and wailing my dad just gave me a whole speech about how he loves me and he’s asking about how my transition is going to go and admitting that he has no idea what’s gonna happen with me but he wants to support me all the same. everyone ignore my old vent posts my dad is the fucking GOAT

#whiskey yelling into the void #i was just pissed off last time bc i’m sick of this town #and like. for a gen x who was raised with a dad like HIS. my dad is doing pretty fucken good #he called me his kid instead of his daughter 🥹

[writersblg]

To whoever thought that editing Keegan to country music was a good idea

I owe you everything

#keegan x reader #keegan p russ #keegan russ #cod ghosts #cod ghost #call of duty #I'm sipping him like whiskey hot me wetter than the water

[thornheartfelt]

Me seeing a fictional man that has done bad things before and is hated by at least some of the fandom

#anomaly.txt #why does this keep happening to me #if i add this guy to the f/o list i fear i may actually get people trying to call me out for 'excusing his actions' #because people do NOT like him #but also it would be kinda funny if that did happen #like that would not be the hill to die on #when i also selfship with a character whose hobbies include freezing people in time to display in a giant gallery #and another character who worked on a bio weapon to ensure that it kept working #i think some people on here tend to forget that liking a character doesn't mean you agree with all their actions #critical thinking is a thing #avatar of vengeance #blood and whiskey

[appalachy]

#like in general #but also last weekend was literally like a skins episode what the fuck im still processing it #we went to see a football match #then spent over an hour getting back to our dorms on foot bc the trams were packed #we were JUST abt to reach the dorm building byt there were these 3 guys standing and they were like #'hiii girls look we reallyREALLY urgently need to get to the club but we re too drunk to call for a taxi wchi means you gotta walk us there #so we were like no fucking way obv we didnt know them AND THEN WENT WITH THEM ANYWAY #we stopped by this one place where young ppl usually meet up to drink bc our friend was partying there #drank her beer lool the boys convinced their friend to go with us qnd this girl turned out to be our mutual friend which is jdjeisbwjkw #so anyway on our way to teh club theres fierworks and ppl shouting celebrating the match we watched #we get to the club we get drinks we start dancing #THE GUY WHO I WENT OUT WITH ONCE AND WHOS OBSESS3D WITH ME BUT NOW PRETENDS I DONT EXIST IS IN THE VERY SAME CLUB AT THE SAME TIME #man #thinks get heated between me and one of these guys we just met #long story short we made out (s&m by rihanna in the background) #at like 3am we left the club and got back and i was glad to finally go to sleep BUt my friend just had to mention that she had whiskey #so we stayed up till 6am in front of our dorm building drinking and being stupid in general #ive got photos of me braiding one of the guys hair and laying on teh ground lol #so anyways #oh also one of the guys lost the fucking thingy ? they give you when youre leaving your stuff in the cloakroom or whatever #so while we were waiting for the cloakroom guy to return with his jacket he was like 'listen i lost the fucking thing #'the moment he returns with my jacket you grab it and we fucking run out of here you hear me?' #and we fucking did 💀 #most importantly i got told im a good kisser that night 💯💯💯 but still all that kissing and touching did nothing for me like i said #felt bad for the guy bc he was ..... hmmmmm eager and he was fukcing trying ok so i was out there fake moaning so he doesnt feel bad lol💀

[hornfreaker]

i'm repurposing this blog into a personal blog because my main finally cracked 1k followers and i NEED a smaller place to interact with my mutuals i feel like i'm up on a stage over there all the time if i make a vent post i immediately get asks in my inbox from anons and people i don't know or aren't mutuals with so. this is the mutual blog. if ur here i like u and trust u i am giving u a fist bunp

#whiskey yelling into the void #I NEED AWAYYYYYYY #it's nowhere near the amount of attention super popular blogs get i'm well aware #but i'm even getting a couple people in discord servers saying they're fans of my writing work and calling for my attention #and it's WEIRD #on my knees crying i have my insta as a private place but i'd also like a more private place on tumblr too

[diffenbachiae]

when is the right time to say ‘hey i know you just got out of a relationship and you’re moving within the year but if you have any interest in making out occasionally PLEASE let me know’

#i keep asking them abt their special interest so i can stare at them while they talk for a long time #‘so why is it called a whiskey sour when it has bourbon in it’ >:3 #they’re so fucking hot. they just got their medusa done and it’s so attractive #they’re coming over tonight and we’re hanging out until my roommate gets home and then we’re going out to the arcade bar #so maybe when we go for a smoke break i can be like hey… and test the waters a little #bc if they don’t like me/aren’t interested i’d rather just know right away i feel

[famewolf]

a shot of whiskey at night has been doing wonders for my nerves. not to sound like I got my prescription from a cowboy-doctor or something, but it's near instant relief

#[static] #my ocd has been worse than it has been in months and it makes me feel feral-animal levels of anxious #as a general rule I never drink; never much liked the taste of it #the anxiety has been so bad that I've been trying all sorts of remedies on top of the healthy coping tools I have in my pocket #I'm not currently insured so I can't go to my normal doctor and ask for anxiety medication #but the moment I get insurance again in June ... you can bet I'll be making some phone calls #I just need to be conked over the head and put to sleep for a month maybe that'll help #I turned to trying whiskey as a last ditch effort and I'm grateful its helped ... settles my nerves enough where I can actually sleep #and not wake up still in a state of deep stress and anxiety #do not take this as medical advice if you're experiencing anxiety/ocd #i know my limits very well and am highly aware of the downward slope that self-medicating can lead to #*gestures to my entire family* I've learned from their history and have always been hyper aware of vices/crutches #but when a man can't sleep nor think except for the constant spiral of anxiety sometimes you have to find temporary aid

[noirandchocolate]

Bast found me banana cream moonshine and you see it’s not even that high of a proof but that just means I drink more of it cause it’s delicious and then—!!!

…I get silly.

#bast keeps calling me a little banana baby :< #im not a little banana baby I’m a BIG banana baby!! #kidk says stuff #it really is tasty tho I could just drink it like a milkshake and then die happy #its really not that strong its only 35 proof and I usually drink whisky that’s 80 or higher!! #AND YET!!! #((ooooooh the same brand does make a banana whiskey. hmmm. but I wonder if banana is a good flavor for whiskey.))

[enha-stars]

hozier dropping a new ep (or song idk) in ramadan is diabolical 😂😂😂 u forest imp don’t u know you’ll kill me

#best friend gonna drop the most beautiful song on march 22nd like it’s no big deal #you’re too sweet for me #LIKE HUH #WDYM #WDYM???? #I TAKE MU WHISKEY NEAT #PARDON???? #enough #i can’t handle him #seeing him in person was not enough i need to hug him #also i’m sorry i called u a forest imp i know u own all forests everywhere #hozier x enha coming soon cuz i said so #hozier #enha!me

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

MAC MAC. SORRY I GOTTA RANT IN UR INBOX I’M HAVING MAD AT GENLOSS THOUGHTS. BUT THAT POST ABT THE BACKROOMS/POOLROOMS AND UR TAGS ABT WHAT YOUTUBERS DID TO IT GOT ME THINKIN. THIS IS THE EXACT PROBLEM WITH GENLOSS. ranboo took an already potentially scary concept—the deterioration of something when it’s been recorded over and over again until it’s incomprehensible, which could have been really cool if he had done it as an analog horror and made it so reality itself was deteriorating around them—and just fuckin. put Ooh Spooky Scary things in it and completely botched the concept. the fuckinggg. hey heres a big scary corporation CLEARLY WATCHING THE CHARACTERS!! ISN’T THAT SOOO SCARY AAAA!!!1! and the wire monster. and the “twist” villain hetch. the deaths. like. do u know brian david gilbert’s video Teaching Jake About The Camcorder??? that’s similar to what i wanted from genloss. if genloss was like some old video or show LIKE A SITCOM!! OR A GAME SHOW!! OR A HOME VIDEO!!! and the first season was was like almost completely normal and the second one was like a replay of the same episodes but Just Slightly To The Left and it progressed until it turned into something horribly irreparably distorted THAT WOULD BE COOL. THAT’S WHAT I WANTED. AUGH. PAIN. backrooms 🤝 genloss: oooh spooky scary monster makes things scary right??? ok sry i’m done i just HADDD 2 RANT. OK BYE

GODDDDD NO WHISKEY COME BACK UR SO SO SO SO RIGHT. I THOUGHT ABOUT GENLOSS AS I WAS WRITI G THOSE TAGS. actualy i was really thinking about the charlie/tommy/ranboo youtube vids where they just say "we're in the backrooms!11!1!" over and over again. like. aughghghhhg. god. genloss rlly is just ooooo let me shove this spooky scary thing in your face with 0 subtlety. there u go i have made horror. like thats NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS.

#will NEVER be over asters reaction to the big red button. we were on call and we both fucking SCREAMED over it #HE PUT A BIG RED BUTTON . IN THE HORROR SHOW #like that same exact scene would have been improved just by making it like. a big handle flip switch or something. #even that would have been more subtle than. big red fucking button #aster has this whole genloss rewrite that lives in my brain now. like. we couldve had it all. #theres so much that could have been just like. minor tweaks that would have improved it so much #theres no subtlety. theres no buildup. it's just BAM SHOCK VALUE. wow wasnt that scary #no it wasnt. #i haaaated the fucking monster at the end so kuch. i hated it . it made me so angry #like yes on its own it was really cool. in a different series it wouldve been great #but it was just SO fucking out of nowhere no buildup whatsoever . and i was there fir like 2 goddamn seconds. #oh whiskey jm so mad about genloss again . holy shit. that shit fucking sucked. 0 redeemable qualities im an enormous hater. #everything he could have done wrong HE DID WRONG. #there are a lot of the concepts that are so cool on their own and could have been cool if they were made by someone competent #HE EVEN WASTED THE GODDAMN NAME #like the meaning behind the fucking name is so cool. and he did NOTHING with it. fuck im so angry #asks #friends!!! #anachronistic-falsehood