#like theyre pokemon or some shit

[faunandfloraas]

Seungmin + car selcas.

#kim seungmin #stray kids #ive been collecting every type of seungmin selfie #like theyre pokemon or some shit

[eirian]

ive always hated "realistic" adaptations of fantasty/cartoon stories. like. where is your fucking whimsy, dude. plus it feels like they strip the character designs of what made them iconic and memorable in the first place and that super irks me

#examples include the lion king realistic remake and when ppl do those 'realistic pokemon' renders #we dont want them to look like Real Things. theyre fantastical and thats how they should stay. imo #we already live in reality. let us have some unrealistic shit as a treat

[galarfiend]

kiddos

#timeskip design #swsh timeskip #galar kids #gym leader bede #trainer hop #professor hop #trainer gloria #trainer victor #gym leader marnie #gym leader allister #my art #ooh hold on let me say some shit #so uhh hop is a field biologist he studies friendship between pkmn and ppl #bede is a ballerina and a security guard for the vault. he also helps marnie with her work and does modelling every nowand again #marnie is a fashion designer and a pokemon ranger. she kicks ass #gloria and victor are both champions- theyre like a double battle or version exclusive deal #gloria does research with hop and ranger work with marnie- she love any rxcuse to run around and interact with wild pokemon #victor is an artist and runs an online advice column. he helps marnie with designs and covers for bede when he cant make security shifts #allister runs a horror podcast thats halfway between a talk show and a narrative. theyre also the captain of the esports team ive decided #:) #ALSO VICTOR IS A COMIC ASSISTANT MORE SPECIFICALLY

[a-vicious-faithless-angel]

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#Creepypasta ✖️ #Lost Silver #Glitchy red #sorry i love them 🥹 #been drawing these 2 nonstop gor tge last few days get some digital shit!!!! #1st time drawing pokemon so be gentle #pokemon? #pokepasta #idfk the tags man #im not adding the damn fnf mod tag #im sure it get me more likes but theyre not supposed to be from the mod #ik in 1 drawing Red sleeves are red while the other theyre white #.....shhh #(btw i dont hate the mod but i just dont wanna add it lmao) #my art 🦑 #fanart ♠️ #drawing #digital art #doodles

[pokeology]

howdy prof. teak! i recently got an arctozolt (she's 5mo, adopted her from an archeologist who had helped her learn her manners before turning her over to me. her name is Tozu). was wondering if i'm meant to help her with her runny nose like one might with cubchoo? and what is the runny nose a result of? she's never exactly seemed to be running a fever, but i can't be sure and i haven't seen very many people owning arctozolts. tozu's very energetic and doesn't seem to be very bothered by her runny nose, and none of the pokemon at the pokeparks have gotten sick from her, so i'm a little confused. in short: should i worry about her runny nose, and what does it come from?

Arctozolt and the others from its set are very controversial as a majority of them have very, very poor quality of life. Luckily for you, artctozolt is the best one to own, as its only major concern is in movement.

Arctozolt's runny nose is likely similar to cubchoo's, in that both are related to their Ice typing- but unlike cubchoo, you will want to try and keep arctozolt's airway clear. It isn't at any risk of adverse health effects if you don't, but it does carry pathogens that can get you sick- just like any bodily fluid from any pokemon would.

It's currently unknown why it developed this way. I do not specialize in ancient pokemon, but revived ones do automatically fall under my jurisdiction- it's a complicated crossroads for me here, haha.

#//okay obviously the fossils are mixed up but using the pokedex as referece #because theyre recent i would not say that a professor that doesnt specialize in ancient pokemon would realize theyre fixed up wrong #everybody treats it like its obvious but these guys are NEW in universe. #logically i think only some researchers would say theyre not right and none of them would be in teak's specific field #THEREFOR. AS FAR AS HE'S CONCERNED. #they actually did just look like that #theres a misconception that scientists would know everything like this ^ but i would never ever expect a general biologist to know #shit about fossil IDs like this? teak dissects politoads and writes down shit he sees gengar do. he doesnt know. he didnt take classes #on it. #so if i get any mean asks ill lose my mind #LMAO sorry about the long tags i just know people forget that a professor that lives in this world cant just rip open the game data like us #teak doesnt even know if arceus exists for sure #arctozolt

[hearties-circus]

Thinking of like. An actual pmd au with my guys and its great

#gamer txt. #al ocs #axel and faye have been wanted outlaws for 30 years yet no rescue teams have captured them yet #every team that tries to do so sees them and goes 'wait. really?' before getting mugged #actually pmd rescue team logic and stuff really changes relationship dynamics huh #like imagine dunsparce milk comes to your rescue team asking for help to bring down the guys who mugged it #milk accompanies your team and it all goes to shit your team lost against the outlaws and the dunsparce is missing #and then like a couple months later you see a new wanted poster go up of a surprisingly familiar looking dudunsparce #milk just goes 'hold on this is kinda funny i want to steal stuff if i join will you give me my stuff back?' #and axel and faye enthusiastically welcome their new member #i feel like their outlaw missions are always like c or b ranked but for some reason no one can complete them #the demolition crew is easy theyre team demolition #an incredibly efficient rescue team but they actively make the mystery dungeons more dangerous (knocking out the fucking walls) #rival rescue teams walt + daredevil and rosa + sami #daredevil and sami still adore eachother best friends instantly meanwhile theres this zangoose and seviper mauling eachother #it is weird to think about pmd sami and daredevil because they now. have human intelligence and thoughts #theyre like. adopted younger siblings to rosa and walt but they keep em right #milo and elio look so cool as pokemon and i do think that translates into their personalities more #they are like the coolest rescue team ever they so incredibly fucked if they encounter a single rock/ground/water or fairy type

[g0reoz]

actually the best thing is when my favorite fictional guys ever fall under the "wow he is literally me" category AND the "dear lord what is Wrong with you" category. that's how i know they really are just like me :]👍‼️

#*looks at some dude that makes me think 'uh what the FUCK'* same hat!🤩 #like don't get me wrong i like when theyre just some guy too. shimoda hdt milo pokemon pompompurin etc. #BUT #when there's also that twinge of Neurodivergencé. ooh yeah 10/10 #if i'm a kinning man no i'm not. yes i am. because no ♥️ #i prefer to just say someone is mecore but whatever. you get it. you know what i mean #no me thinking about how i self identify with some fuckin weirdoes was Not brought on by thinking about princeton avenue q shitting in- #-kate's bathroom dropping the strangest fucking mixtape and then leaving ^^ #.woof.

[corvidares]

not appreciating all the corviknight violence these days -sniffs haughtily-

#ALSO #i saw a post point this out #but like #its not said tinkaton ALWAYS KICK CORVIKNIGHT ASS #THEYRE EVENLY MATCHED IF ANYTHING #AND PROBABLY! PROBABLY TINKATON DOESNT HIT CORVIKNIGHT MOST OF THE TIME #in the wild corviknight is much more likely NOT to get hit!!!!! #and in close combat they'd be evenly matched imo #anyway. corviknight supremacy #god i need to make a kare pride piece for this month #i was looking for corviknight pride art #if i cannot find some (new) i will make it #this is 90% lighthearted btw obviously #ppl are having their fun and i love pokemon lore like this #but also there is a part of me thats a little :( when i get excited and see corviknight content #only for it to be getting its shit throttled kdjfghkdjfg #not enough new corviknight art these days. smh i need to get back to work #this is the real reason gen9 is problematic #stealing corviknight's thunder #IFJDKFDGDKF /JOKE

[laboratoryglory]

you people saying paradox pokemon are real must be fucking joking. what do you mean there's pokemon from the past and future in the crater in paldea stop listening to fake news

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon #ic: #i admit there are some oddities among pokemon but come ON people theyre so obviously fake. #stop falling for shit like this

[devotedlystrangewizard]

rewatching video essays while im supposed to be writing my own essay

#Listen listen #theyre relevant #and im using them! #but also i just love video essays #my teacher when jacob geller shows up 5 times in the credits bc i went down a rabbithole on his channel again #the cod video the sh video & the uh. de video. are relevant. but! #ill find a way #mark my words #ill probably mention final fantasy too even if its not one of the topics ill tackle #im focusing on patho & sh for early 2000s late 90s deep dives #& then probably like. cod & pokemon for the way the big brands are all losing it rn #and then disco elysium anddd. um. splatoon or some shit to show that not all hope is lost & creatives still exist in the industry #really im just showing how much the industry is falling apart despite my dream of being a concept artist or a writer on a videogame

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

i think we should instate pronoun trading. like we pick a day and from then on you cant choose your pronouns anymore you have to barter. if you start out with just one set..... good fucking luck buddy

#cool neos are like. you know the really pretty pokemon cards #sorry i do not know anytjing about them i just know they were holographic or some shit #theyre likethat #pussygator proclamations

[mxdotpng]

everyone who stopped playing pkmn games after gen 6 was so right for it. why does scarlet/violet look so BAD

#.text #'you can go wherever you want!!!!' okay but what makes this game fun. '.......you can go wherever you want!!!!!' #okay. okay fine but what m 'You Can Go Where You Want.' #open world exploration is a gem in of itself but pokemon games arent. about. exploring. especially considering theyve #not once shown any indication that theyre including what made arceus so successful in that regard #like if youre going to take something that people loved and put it in another game you CANNOT take away what made that thing fun!!! #and the story looks boring to all hell so THAT isnt going to bring anything to the table! the new power up is just mega evolution but #less fun and Sparkly now. theyre doing the literal bare minimum except if the bare minimum was a bar lower than the earths crust #fuecoco im so sorry youre stuck in this game.... #the winning aspect of swsh was that the characters were really fun to have around -- however scarlet/violet #just looks like an amalgamation of what the past games were successful with but only if they looked at the surface of WHY they were #successful at all. not to mention theyre only looking at sun moon & sword shield for that inspiration #bw was successful bc the story FUCKED. the characters were good the music was good and the bad guys were #satisfying to beat the shit out of. its much the same for silver gold and dp. #sun moon was fun bc the story was ALSO fun and the characters were good and made fighting them genuinely fun #and feel like. Fun. like it felt Fun to battle your rivals in that game. i rlly didnt like the trial aspect of the game at all #but some ppl did and thats fine. but what made those fun for people is that it was like. an actual mini puzzle or whatever #and what scarlet/violet has shown this far is like. 'yeah we're kinda just putting together whatever' and. sigh #i dont wanna hate this game bc its not even out yet but gamefreak continually has shown they dont care for their playerbase or #actually making anything thats worth anyones time or money. they just make cashgrabs in order to get the money because #its POKEMON. of course its gonna be hyped up and bought regardless of whether its good or not. #nothing theyve shown has been genuinely captivating save for the short lived hype of Oh Shit New Pokemon #its depressing. #anyway #pkmn

[meistoshi]

looks at the backstory meme,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, looks away bc satoshi omits his lore like his life depends on it &, bc he doesn't like feeling like a hypocrite, doesn't pry about Other people's lore,,

#the keep your secrets meme but genuinely encouraging of it skfgsh #ok it's not entirely accurate to say he Never drops lore but it's. definitely super fucking rare. & 99% entirely about pokemon. #if he can mention himself as little as possible during a lore-drop he's got zero qualms about it #theres only a handful of ppl that know like. Any of the Big(tm) shit he's experienced & he's Very happy to keep it that way #because of the 'noia of course #also just. hates worrying people & is self-aware enough to realize some of his experiences Could be worrying #theyre certainly not things he'd want anyone else to experience so. tries to limit even second-hand experiences #oouuuuuu........... #ooc. pkmn is autistic culture.

[gifti3]

Can i get an otome game that uses real world aspects kinda similar to mystic messenger but like even more so

#i like how they use the phone calls in mystic messenger to put a sense of urgency when mc is in trouble #getting a call from a character panicked.... #im like ooooo #its a simple idea but i really like it! #i just got a call from jumin and after 707 is yelling in the chat to not move #its about to go down #and now i have to just wait for the next chat! #doesnt that have u on the edge of ur seat!! #omg a pokemon go style otome #theyre like meet me here and i have to actually go outside and walk or some shit ahah

[shoebillstork]

Mutual 1: (An extremely extensive post detailing their trauma on their secret blog)

Mutual 1: (A picture of the soup they finished making) Eeatting penis soup grab a bowl

Mutual 2: (Cropped batman yaoi) This scene was so compelling in the comics qnd established so much for Bruce Waynes character as a bottom

Mutual 3: Just updated my comic (it is one of the most compelling pieces of narrative youve ever read. Its based off of a bad game)

Mutual 4: Ngl this omegaverse gacha life youtube video is more compelling than most shows i watch

Mutual 5: Finally cocking out i swear if one more thing happens today i will snap

Mutual 6: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 7: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 8: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 9: This yak tranquilizer weak af

Mutual 10: Come make my sinister potion (posts how to make a pipebomb)

Mutual 11: Do i get plastic surgery and change my name and move to a different country y/n (poll is in favor of yes by a huge margin)

Mutual 12: Mutual 13 is a lying fucking piece of trash and i think they should drop dead. They live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 and im going to record me beating the shit out of them

Mutual 13: Aww my bestie is coming to visit me soon :]

(Mutual 12 and 13 are dating)

Mutual 14: who tf does she think she is (posts a sc of mutual 8 from three url changes ago. It is mutual 8 saying theyre going to the park)

Mutual 15: So in my latest session in dnd we rolled 1d12 for dick size and i rolled a nat 20 and idk what to do with this reponsibility now

Mutual 16: he looks so good im going to scream (a screenshot where said character is so far in the background he doesnt even have a face)

Mutual 17: eho up thinking about the moral dillemma presented in pokemon go

Mutual 18: take a look at my ocs :D (mona lisa if dhe was gay)

Mutual 19: i hadba really good day today i got to spend some time bonding with my entire family and we got to celebrate something we havent had the time for in 37 years

Mutual 20: (reblogging mutual 19) L + Don't care + 632146K~P PRC, dl.2146K~P, 5K > 2146K~P, 5K > JF 2146K~P, 2H, WS ([4]6H->P), 623H

Mutual 21: (Blurry photo of them running from police) they're after me for my stash kf yaoi cocaine

Mutual 22: (Miles long RP chain they started 2 months ago. You have post notification on for them because its awesome)

Mutual 23: Discussing the morality of liking bananas over mangoes

Mutuals 24 ans 25: having a dramatic wedding where theyre acting as a crack ship. They're on the verge of divorce

Mutual 26: She winding onbmy waker (is in the middle of intense controversy)

Mutual 27: (Callout for mutual 26)

Mutual 28: If Mutual 17 asked i would give them a sloppy toppy

Mutual 29: Anon get out of my inbox before j block you his ass is NOT flat. (His ass is fucking concave)

Mutual 30: Shes just like me fr (a picture kf a shopping cart)

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[emmkitt]

airy card??? airy card

its not gonna just be ii dont you worry

also i feel like i should mentuon i uave no idea how to make functioning gameplay so these arent really meant to be. played. like pokemon cards. theyre more just for looking. i mena maybe i could figure something out but itd require a shit ton of math and some cards might be more overpowered than others and like. yeah.

anyways lmk waht character u wanna see next. numbers are mostly randomized, although sometimes they have meaning. airy being #42 is for a reason buuuuut

ok bye

#osc #hfjone #osc trading cards #<im gonna use that tag for these from now on ^-^ #hfjone airy