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sergeantpixie · 5 months

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my thoughts after watching episode five of the Artful Dodger:

1. SARDINES

2. “the whale’s wife” oh fagin can turn a phrase

3. “being spurned by a woman is a great boon to our profession” DON’T REMIND ME

4. “i want a win” 😭😭😭

5. “i keep seeing these in my dreams” FANNY 🤭

6. Belle’s red coat is Stunning, i envy her wardrobe

7. “WHY” Belle is so funny pls

8. NUTMEG

9. Jack is only thinking of Belle 🥺

10. BUTT - 2/10 not juicy enough

11. i know fagin is just lying to buy them more time but it’s so nice of him to throw jack an interesting case and give him an excuse to talk to belle after their fight 🤭

12. “we all thought that that smell was coming from you” CHILDISH but so funny

13. Fanny is actually a great sister, we stan

14. THROUGH THE WINDOW, YAS

15. he’s eating her soup, i love them

16. “apparently a tree” HIS FACE

17. they’re in love, your honor

18. “it is so dangerous.” “yeah, but you love that, don’t ya”

19. “but i don’t really know how to talk to women, i’ve never really found the need to” “i am similarly rarely interest in what a man has to say” and that’s on soulmates (also same @ belle)

20. “not all of you.” i think they should kiss 😊

21. “tell me why you like being a navigator?” god belle’s bedside manner has improved so much

22. jack being honest with him and letting the man decide if he wants to take the risk!!! what a man!!!

23. i love the quiet scenes after surgeries between them, it’s so intimate

24. “i’d never had my own bed before” 😭😭😭

25. “it was the best and the worst times” love these fanfic writers for letting the dickensian character quote dickens lol

26. the way he looks at her 🥺

27. THEY SLEPT THERE ALL NIGHT!!! THAT’S MY SHIP!

28. the glove slap, i snorted 🤣🤣🤣

29. Belle’s mama is a savage

30. Sneed saying “christ” and stumbling back when he says Belle coming at him at least says he’s not a complete fool

31. SHE SEASONED HIM, I’M DYING 💀💀💀

32. the wink, this idiot lmao

33. “oh.” THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY JACK

34. “hmm, lobster bisque.” PLS SHE’S SO FUNNY

35. i don’t trust youuuuuu fagin!!!

36. fagin trash talking sneed is funny tho

37. the tears in jack’s eyes when fagin has to take his place in the duel, a soft boy 🥺

38. HE SHOT SNEED THAT IS SO FUNNY PLS

39. the navigator mocking sneed 💀

40. sneed being put in the position of begging jack to save his leg is delicious, pls sir i want some more

41. belle, jack, and hetty working together is everything i’ve ever wanted, ot3?

42. ngl i kinda enjoy hetty calling jack out

43. THEY SHOULD SHAVE OFF HIS EYEBROW

44. THEY KISSED!!! FINALLY!!!

#the artful dodger #bella watches #full disclosure: i have had…some bourbon #this will be unhinged #😜#honestly i would probably react to the same way to basically anyone proposing to me #except lex 😘#if they don’t make a season 2 they’re wrong #i snorted so hard when belle poured the nutmeg on sneed’s head #i hope everyone got my oliver twist reference bc it’s hilarious #this is so long omg #i’m a chatty drunk i guess

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reidsaurora · 2 years

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POV: Your Instagram If You Were Dating Spencer Reid (part three)

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yn.yln just a snacc eating a snack

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emprentiss PLS THE WAY YOU CROPPED ME OUT OF IT

↳ yn.yln shhh that was a secret

bbygirlpg looks delish! have fun, you two! 💖

↳ emprentiss ahem, i was there too 🙄

↳ bbygirlpg @/emprentiss sorry... *you THREE

jenjareau looks yummy!! 😋

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yn.yln alexa, play drivers license by olivia rodrigo

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reiditandweep i'll have you know i've had my driver's license wayyyy longer than since last week

↳ bbygirlpg @/yn.yln you've taught him well

↳ yn.yln @/bbygirlpg it's his fav song on the album 💀

↳ kcallahan @/yn.yln Spencer and Meg would get along, it's her favorite too 🤣

morgan.derek y'all watch out! i hear deaths caused by traffic accidents are increasing

↳ yn.yln you say that like you haven't committed vehicular manslaughter

↳ morgan.derek @/yn.yln ... it was one time and it's not my fault that turtle was in the middle of the road

↳ bbygirlpg @/morgan.derek @/yn.yln derek "chocolate thunder" morgan, i can't believe you killed a turtle

missgreenaway the la croix 🥴

↳ yn.yln i know 🤢

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yn.yln hire us for all your entertainment and/or babysitting needs

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jenjareau Michael's face looks like he's never heard a worse singer than Spence

↳ yn.yln that is true, poor guy can't carry a tune in a bucket 🥲

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln that's not what you said when you asked me to serenade you a couple days ago

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep ... no comment

thesimmonsfam me and Kristy were thinking about going out for a date night this weekend! we might take you up on that offer!

↳ yn.yln we'd be happy to entertain and/or babysit your children 🤗

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln (1) why are you turning this into a full-on business? (2) why are you roping me into it?

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep (1) gotta get the bag. (2) bc you're a great business partner 🥰🥺

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yn.yln finally, a motel for him and his big ass clown feet

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reiditandweep i'm gonna get a divorce if you don't stop bullying me 😭

↳ yn.yln good thing we're not married 🤪

bbygirlpg so... is anyone else curious now that she's talked about how big his feet are...

↳ yn.yln LMFAO pen, that was just you, babes

↳ yn.yln but yk 👀

morgan.derek skinny boy in skinny jeans... something i thought i'd never see

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yn.yln legs 4 dayz 🦵🏻

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missgreenaway as i said, 80% legs

bbygirlpg purple is his color!! 💜

↳ reiditandweep awww, thanks, Pen! 😊

dralexblake beautiful picture, you guys! have fun!

↳ yn.yln it's at a local botanical gardens! you and James would love it 🥰

↳ dralexblake we should go on a double date soon!

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yn.yln spemifer? prentijeid?

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doclewis ok where is the quality 💀

↳ yn.yln shhh, i had to use Spencer's phone bc i left mine at the office 🥴

jenjareau jeidiss?

↳ emprentiss jemispence

aaronhotch so this is what you do on your lunch break 🤔

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yn.yln dreaming about that baby (puppy) he's inevitably going to give me

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reiditandweep STOP

↳ yn.yln not until you give me a baby (puppy)

thedavidrossi so that's where my plane pillow went

morgan.derek ceo of cropping ppl out 🙄✋🏽

↳ emprentiss she's a bully tbh

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yn.yln old mcreid had a farm

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dralexblake and on his farm, he had a sir arthur conan doyle 🤣

↳ yn.yln you know what he doesn't have on his farm... a baby (puppy)

lukealvez lookin stylish bro! 😂

kcallahan the way y'all just took pics on my back porch and didn't credit me smh

↳ yn.yln location by @/kcallahan !!

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yn.yln sexy man doing sexy things at his sexy job

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jenjareau damn, even i'm not exempt from being cropped out 😪

↳ emprentiss no one is safe 😭✋🏻

↳ morgan.derek it's true, @/yn.yln is a bully

missgreenaway the caption, i'm 💀

aaronhotch i thought i told you not to use your phone at work

↳ yn.yln says the one who was playing F&CKIN CANDY CRUSH in his office when he was supposed to be doing paperwork

↳ thedavidrossi @/aaronhotch @/yn.yln bro she called you out

↳ lukealvez dying over the fact that Rossi just said bro

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yn.yln GUYS THIS ISNT A DRILL!!! He finally gave me a baby (puppy) 😭 Everyone, meet Minerva, named after the Roman goddess of wisdom!! We've only had for a day and she's already showing how smart she is! We can't wait to watch you grow, Minnie!

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bbygirlpg OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

↳ yn.yln OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG INDEED

↳ reiditandweep pretty sure that was her response when i sent her this picture

aaronhotch just showed this picture to Jack, he's now demanding that Minerva and Fiona (Jessica's dog) have a playdate

↳ yn.yln THEY'RE GONNA BE BESTIES 😭

doclewis what a cutie! i know Spencer's gonna spoil her almost as much as he spoils you!

lukealvez Roxy's gonna love her! she's been super maternal these days so she'll probably treat her like her own puppy 😅

↳ yn.yln SHUT THE FORK UP, THAT'S SO SWEET 😭🥺

thedavidrossi look at that! the kid now has his own kid! 😂 she's adorable though!

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sungbeam · 8 months

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BEAMIE BAE I JUST FINISHED MY SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT EXAM!! not feeling too good abt it & i just wanna go to sleep 😭

ANYWAYS here's a ⭐️ for ur ask game 🙏🙏

NOA OMG NOO IM SURE U DID ALRIGHT :(( i promise that u prob did at least a little better than u thought. there's always room to get points 😔💔

but thank u for the star baefie :')) for u, i have selected an excerpt of swing my way!

request a director's cut!

i feel like i always make jacob some kind of bartender role wherever one is needed LOL he just seems the type to me akfnksnd and i thought of the tiki bar bc of christmas in august!! also, i had to give him a cheeky little sense of humor with the "they're not standing—they're sitting line" 🤡🤡 courtesy of my own sarcasm and dad-joke humor

OH MY GOD AHAHHAH AND CHANGMIN TEACHING A GROUP OF RICH WHITE SUBURBAN MOMS IN A HOT ZUMBA CLASS??? that has to be one of my favorite things ever. to be soo honest w u, i have half the mind to expand this universe cuz im kind of in love w all the background characters lol like can u imagine changmin doing can-can high kicks in white leg warmers 🤣

oh also easter egg, but this scene is another instance of my hand slipping cuz i made jacob curse 💀 accidentally, okay!!! sometimes, i just get so in the zone and i forget that he's a saint 🙁😩 like sir, pls can u curse without being drunk first, it'll help me out immensely!!! that makes me look awful w my sailor's mouth LMAO

anyways, i think that's all i wanted to comment on for this snippet haha thank u for indulging me noa!! 💖 sending hugs and hearts

#sungbeam strikes again #moot ❧#noa 🦫#ask games !!

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halfblood-princes-crown · 2 years

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I don't watch Arcane either but i have seen some edits and read the comments. So from what I gather he is somewhat of a genius inventor born in the Undercity who worked his way up to being the assistant of another renewed inventor (see the parallel there?) and is having something of a villain era now

I'm sure i don't have all the context but the more i look into it the more parallels i find and also i can't help but to 👀👀👀 at that good Snape looking sir

THAT GOOD SNAPE LOOKING SIR 💀💀😭😭

Pls anon 🤣🤣

From what I’m hearing, yes….it’s giving very much Snape

Like…the parallels…suspicious 👀

#severus snape #pro severus snape #pro snape #snape community

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archer12xx-main · 2 years

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📌 Pinned Post 📌

Ayo! I'm D and welcome to my main blog. This may be overdue but better late than sorry, right? Haha lol jk

Anyway, here's the list of sub/secondary blogs that I have under archer12xx-main:

archer12xx - this secondary blog is for Tobias Fox and other Infinite Blue (it's an otome chat sim game created by Velvet Fox Games) related posts. I'm most active here (aside from my main)

beelscheeseburger - this one is for Obey Me and my love for Beel and Mammon-sama. Though I'm like a bubble on this blog lol I could disappear any time.

his-little-fool - this one's for Lucien Xu of MLQC 💜 (same with beelscheeseburger though, a bubble 😂)

d-plays-otome-and-vn-games - this one's for everything else, from twisted wonderland to pc otoges. It's kinda new and it's the reason why I decided to make a pinned post.

thepepperwoodchronicles - last and definitely not the least, my New Girl-themed blog. It's inactive at the moment but I'll be right back to it for sure (probably after I'm done with OP)

Kinda wish tumblr would allow us to choose which one to use when commenting and stuff. But... hope this helps! 🥰🥰

Keep reading to know more about me.

TL;DR - an introvert who loves One Piece, MCU, otoges, webtoon and manga, basketball, dogs and cats, languages, movies, and non animated tv series. Also someone who has a lot of secondary blogs. 😂

Author's Section:

Like I said above, I'm D hehe nice to meet ya!

I'm 24 and I go by she/her

Currently in college

I'm a filo living in the Philippines

English is not my first language, so if you see errors forgive me T_T I also speak Korean, a little bit. I pick up languages easily because I love learning them. But too lazy to actually study them. 😅

I sometimes write stuff and I try to draw, too (you can see some of my works on my sub blogs ^^)

I like/love a lot of stuff and a lot of characters lol namely;

On One Piece, my main man is Roronoa Zoro. I also love Shanks, Law, Pell, Katakuri, Ace, Rosinante, Smoker, (and for some reason, probably before I knew who he was) Kaku, and of course Sanji-kun and Luffy. I'd say Rayleigh and Mihawk too but not the same kind of love. I just think these two are so cool and I'd love to have them as my ojichan and otochan respectively. 😏😉 (Yes, I'd call Mihawk Otochan not jijiwe, not otosan... otochan lol)

Aside from OP, MCU is one of my other obsessions hehe but don't ask me what team I am on Civil War because you won't get a serious answer lol ✌️ I love Iron Man, though. He's my favorite Avenger. Loki is my favorite, too. And if I have to choose among the villains, I'd choose... Thanos because I hate him the most. 😅

And then there're Infinite Blue Tobias Fox, Obey Me Beel and Mammon, MLQC Lucien, Twst Leona, Jack, and Trey, TOT Vyn and Marius, Duskwood Jake, Mysme ZEN, Wannabe Challenge Biho and Yooha, Ikevamp Leonardo and Vlad (and a little bit of) Sir Arthur, Ikepri Leon and Jin, Nekopara Sage, Blooming Panic xyx, RLFC Lex and Sol, Colorful Mirai Millo, TeachersLP Edgar and Dr. Fox, Under Maintenance Theo, Love Spell Marcello, Sinsations Greed (do not judge me pls lol), and the list goes on and on and on. Lol

I also read webtoons and manga

I also watch tv series, such as New Girl, kdramas, etc.

Movies, too. Like a lot. Romcoms, action comedies, sci-fi and a little bit of Stephen King horror stuff.

I still play Left4Dead (yeah you read it right haha) and my go-to character is Zoey. Though I could never get past the freaking subway T_T (I don't want to use a walkthrough though...) Rip 💀

I love dogs and cats, despite being allergic to them lol

Taylor Swift, 5sos, and everything else.

Coffee and tea

Loves basketball, too. PBA - Ginebra Kings (Thompson and Brownlee), NBA - GSW (Klay Thompson, sometimes Curry but mostly Klay)

Anyway, this is getting too long and if I continue you might end up knowing me better than I know myself. 🤣🤣

And it's probably obvious by now, I don't have a lot of friends. 😂😂 Not just because I'm an introvert. Lol jk (serious about the introvert tho)

That's all folks! If you're still here... Wow! Thank you so much for reading this!! Stay safe, drink water everyday, take care of yourselves, and hope you're having a much better day today than yesterday! I mean that for tomorrow, as well. 💚💚💚

#pinned post #better have them and not need them than not have them and need them 🤷🏼‍♀️😜

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