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thequietkid-moonie · 1 year

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Your favorite Toilet Bound characters as Yanderes with their Darling being a fairly powerful exorcist who can manipulate gravity

(If that is possible I can’t remember it’s been awhile sense I’ve read and watched the series)

Darling is a powerful exorsist

[ YANDERE HEADCANONS ] [ Hanako, Tsukasa, Teru, Sumire ]

[ Toilet Bound Hanako-kun / Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun ]

⚠️ Yandere, I dunno support this kind of behavior in real life, I just write it for fun!

× Sumire is a character that had only been show in the manga so it could be taken as spoiler

My dear!! I love youuuuuu!! Thank u so much for requesting for JSHK!!! requesting yandere and a really interesting prompt! Love it! ❤️

Sorry, I didn't manage to put the part of controlling gravity 😔 still I hope you like it as much as I did

Hanako-kun

Since the moment you got into the school Hanako noticed your presence, specially since you are just not anyone, you are an exorsist, and a really powerful one

Knowing that Hanako spend some time following you close (with you knowing it or not), watching over you from afar trying to know more about you to make sure you won't represent a problem for his plans (specially because he already has to deal with the Minamoto brothers), however, ass the time pass he can't help but get more and more interested on you, maybe it was that he finds you a funny person to be around, maybe you are, in reality, really caring, maybe even you had showed kindness to the weakest supernaturals (like the Mokkes), or maybe it was just everything about you that mesmerize him

Hanako can't help himself but want to be more and more close to you, reaching the point where he can't even hide well because he just wants to approach to you, that is why the moment you confront him (either by attacking him by surprise or just kindly asking him what the hell he wants) is like a reality check for him, he is startled by it for a moment but quickly tries to recover his charming and misterios facade, introducing himself as the honorable no. 7, leader of the seven mysteries (even if you already know who he is)

He doesn't want to let his guard down around you yet and still he can't help but wanting to spend all the time he can with you, it doesn't matter if you find him annoying or even if you want to exorcised him, Hanako just brush it off and even playfuly challenge you to do it (however provoke you isn't his smartest move since that one time you attacked him he barely made it alive)

Hanako wants to be careful, wants to focus on his work and help Yashiro with her wish, but he can't stop thinking about you, wanting to be around you, even if you don't really like him he wants to mess with you, and he can't stop himself from following his heart and just follow you around the school, clinging onto you and teasing you here and there. Somehow you two quickly become friends but Hanako wants more, he craves for more, for him it doesn't matter if you see him as annoying he can't just go away, it hurts his heart when he isn't with you even if you just send him angry glares (however if you are kind and even playful with him that just feed his obsession for you)

Hanako doesn't show it off much his obsession and dependence for you and just cover it up with his charming and clingy personality, when he is with you he can't just think straight, he just want to have fun with you! he want to see you smile! he wants for you to be happy with him! But when you aren't around he tend to overthink a lot, he is nothing but a mere ghost, and even worst, an assassin, how he dares to think that he deserve to be happy by your side? And you are an exorsist! You should hate him! you probably hate him (if you actually express that you want to exorcise him he laugh at it in front of you, but is something that hurt him a lot, in the moments when he feels specially down or anxious/insecure he actually thinks on letting you just exorcise him)

Hanako is really demanding, he is taking your attention from anyone and anything else all the time, specially when he is jealous (what happen constantly), clinging to you protectively and possessively even if you are the only one who can see him (he actually takes advantage of this), sometimes he lets you alone but not complety, if he actually manage to make you mad at him for how clingy he is he will let you and just watch you from afar (after scolding himself pretty harsh, the more angry you are the more harsh he is with himself)

Hanako finds both scary and incredibly attractive how stronge you are, he is completely mesmerize whenever he sees you use your powers, even if is against him (he barely make it of because he is too distracted being in lovestruck) and even when you are clearly more powerful than him that doesn't stop him for trying to help you and protect you from any danger (for what he sees as a danger), he wants to show you that he is more than a simple assassin, that what he had done in the past doesn't define him (he is actually scare that you don't see him as more, the thought of you seeing him just as a mere assassin or supernatural make him incredibly anxious, he fears it even if you don't see him that way)

Tsukasa Yugi

Tsukasa doesn't have a great title like his brother, he is just in the school because he has a goal to achieve and because he wants to have fun, so for him you could easily go unnoticed for a while, it could be that Sakura notice that you are a powerful exorsist or that he sees you using your powers to exorcise a supernatural one day

Tsukasa doesn't really fear you so the moment you catch his attention he waste no time and just approach to you, he wants to tell you that what you did was amazing!! He wants to aks you how did you do that and where you learned to do that!!

Is probably that he scare or trigger you and you attack him out of instinct for how he appeared out of nowhere, he will try to avoid the hit at the best of his habilities and still is probably that you manage to hurt him, however he won't really take it bad, maybe just tells you that attacking him by surprise it wasn't fair or even asking you if that means that you want to play with him and attack you too, turning it into a fight. However, if you don't react bad or against him Tsukasa will be just making you a lot of questions (even some that doesn't have nothing to do with your powers and he almost doesn't gives you time to answer) and with every question he does he get closer to you, until the point where he is just inches away from your face

Once Tsukasa is interested in you his interest grows more and more with time, quickly becoming an obsesion! He can compare the feelings he has for you with the feelings he hold for Amane! The inmense loves he feels for you is your sentence, no matter how stronge you are Tsukasa isn't going to give up with you, the only way to get away from him is exorcising him, vanishing him from this world, and even if that happen he won't be sad for it, in his mind is an act out of love

Tsukasa isn't exactly delusional, but he firmly believes that you love him as much as he loves you even if you try to deny it he won't accept it

No matter how it happens your first met once you catch Tsukasa's attention there is no way that you will be able to get away from him, since that day Tsukasa follows you around whenever he has the time or just want to do it, either by following you from afar or directly by your side, if you ask him to go away he will ask you why innocently, if you ask kindly he may leave you alone for now but if not he probably just cling onto you to mess with you (he finds funny your annoyed expression)

Tsukasa knows you are stronge but he doesn't fear you, he has no problem with going full strength against you if you two end up fighting (as much as he doesn't has problems with killing other supernaturals he doesn't want to kill you, not when you are so funny to be around). Tsukasa finds really interesting and funny to see you doing your work as an exorsist so he sometimes ask Sakura to change the rumors to something really big and dangerous just for you to having to fight against them, and when it isn't that he himself mess with the most weak supernatural to try to create one big supernatural just for you to having to fight it (he is even proud about his creating and ask you how it was, if it was good and if you liked it)

Tsukasa quickly becomes demanding and pretty possessive, he doesn't understand and doesn't care that you go to that school to take classes and more than once he will make you skip classes just so you two could hang out or because he wants to show you something, even if you don't want he will drag you with him because Tsukasa isn't going to accept a no as response

Little by little Tsukasa start to completely monopolize you, for him it doesn't matter if he brings you problems in your personal life, he just want you to himself, also he has no problem with resorting to dirty tricks, like forcing you or scaring you to be with him, even if he has to attack you by surprise just to have all your attention for himself

Tsukasa doesn't see anything bad in his actions, not even when he is practically kidnapping you by locking you with him in the radio club or at the boundary of a mistery just so you two can spend time together, even when you can easily find you way out of there that doesn't stop him from doing it again and again

Tsukasa always act childish and playful with you, but he is totally willing to throw off whatever threat stand between the two of you, it doesn't matter if is a human or a supernatural, it doesn't even matter if that threat is you, if he has to make you change you mind and make you give up to him he is totally willing to do it, it doesn't matter if in the process hurts your body or your mind in his eyes is just part of the fun! he is just getting you ready for all the fun you two are going to have together!

Teru Minamoto

The Minamoto Family has been engaged in exorcism for a long time and Teru, for being the firstborn of the next generation, he has been trained to be an exorsist since he was really young. Since you are an exorsist too that is the main reason why the two of you met in the first place, and probably you two know since a young age too

For being so stronge the two of you are the main people in charge of exorcising the supernaturals around the city and you two have been working together for a long time, and for that Teru is grateful, being an exorsist is a really rough job but having someone by his side it makes it more bearable

Since the start Teru felt atracted to you, maybe is that you are really stronge or maybe that you can understand how he feels for having to spend all his time in this job, even if you are more introvert or even shy he has no problem with being the one who start being the talktive one at first

The relasionship you two have together quickly grows for how much time you two spend together, even you two had spend some time training together too at some point. As well, his feelings slowly grows stronger and stronger with the time and still because of your job it could go unnoticed for a long time how clingy and possessive he grows with you, hidding it by his excitment to see you again and to work together (what he always express, specially if you get flustered, making you flustered just increase his ego)

Teru doesn't like much his job, having to spend all his live fighting with supernaturals isn't his ideal and you sharing the same fate with him is something that troubled him but at the same time make things a little better, he loves that thanks to being exorsist he can spend almost all your time together and monopolize you but in the other hand he hates that you give your life to fight supernaturals without other option

Sometimes, while things are a little more peaceful or you two are taking a break Teru likes to talk about what you two could do if you weren't busy all the time, jokinly telling you about dates he will like to take you in or even a future together without having to be exorcist with his usual charming smile, even if you take it as a joke or ask him to stop for being flustered he just softly laugh at your reaction but he actually mean what he said, and he isn't planing to let you go anytime soon (it irritated him a little if you take it as a joke but he is confident that with time you will see how serious he is being with this)

Your relasionship could be seem very calm since Teru is really good at hidding his possessiveness, however there is something that dangerously triggers him, he had been feeling like you two have an unbreakable bond, that you two are mean to be together and that nothing can separate you two, he feels like everything goes perfect between you two until he sees you outside your job, seeing you one day hanging out with others (or if you two go to the same school it trigger him seeing others being too close and touchy with you, however for being the school prince he has an advantage), even if they are just your friends is pretty shocking for him

Teru is really possessive, he does not own his own life and it isn't like has other option so you and your relationship is something that he feels that he can fully possessive and have control over it so seeing you be happy with others make him anxious, he may be too shocked and angry the moment he sees you so he will just confront you about it later (but still trying to seem calm). Also, thanks to this Teru grows a little more controlling, trying to lead you to go to the same school with him (even using the mysteries as an excuse) just for you two to spend more and more time together, and he being able do watch your interaction with other and rip off any possible threat

Most of the time Teru tries to keep his charming facade while talking to you but it could be that, since you know him for a long time you can tell that he isn't bring sincere, something is bothering him, still he will just cover it with saying that he is worried about you, but after this he is more and more possessive and a little more manipulative, trying to lull you to do what he wants, he doesn't trust in the people around you and he will try to make you distrust them too

Teru can go as far as training until he feels his body shatter and feeling short of breath every day to be able to become more and more strong until he finally surpass yourself in power so you could depend on him, as well to have an advantage over you

Akane Sumire

Since a young age Sumire knew that her fate was to be sacrificed to the god to bring peace to the village, she hates it but she just accept it because in reallity she doesn't really have another option, however she never lost her smile

After the village lost the last exorsist of the Minamoto Clan Sumire started to train to be able to protect the village as the Kannagi, although it could be that you are part of Minamoto Clan as the next exorcist in training or that you came to the village one day and were welcome to take the place as the exorcist, in any case Sumire is really willing to meet you and excited to learn from you

Sumire isn't the type to fall in love immediatly, specialy with her position, so you two start as friends, quickly becoming close and despite all the hate and warnings of the villagers it become pretty common to see you, Sumire and Hakubo together around

Sumire always plays innocent with that smiles of her, but the moment she warms up with you she start to be more clingy and truly smiles at you. It doesn't take her long to notice that she feels a true happines with you, one that she only feels when she is with Hakubo or when she is healing wounded animals she have found, you don't treat her as the Kannagi but as a friend and that makes her extremely happy, being with you makes Sumire feel like everything is fine, heck it even make her forget what her fate is at times, she loves the feeling she has when she is with you and she isn't going to lose you

Sumire isn't always honest with her feelings with you, she tend to complain a lot about how bad temporary husband Hakubo and still, deep down in her heart, the only person she wants to be with is you, Sumire lies during training with you saying that she can't do it just for you to focus your completely attention in her a little longer to explain her how to do it again, even more just so you will touch her to explain her how to hold the weapons, Sumire lies and smiles like if she doesn't hate that place, like if she doesn't think that you and Hakubo are the only worthy people of protect in there, and Sumire isn't complety sincere when he tells you that she likes your company because in reality she wants you all for herself, she wants to trap you in her arms, she want for you to depend on her and NEED her as much as she does with you

Also, Sumire loves to play innocent with you, just like when she gets into more troubles just for you to came and stand up for her, defending her from the other villagers, just as she gets really aggresive towards who dare to say something bad about you or start questioning your relasionship

Little by little Sumire start to monopolize all your time with every excuse she can, acting like a perfect wife to you too, healing your injuries carefuly and with love, making you flowers crowns, physicaly clinging to you, acting all cute and innocent, anything she can do to make you fall in her trap to make you hers forever, Hakubo knows exactly what she is doing but he isn't going to say anything about it, he haven't been asked to do it after all

Sumire admire your strength, she truly find it amazing but it isn't really a threaten for her or her plans to be with you forever, it would be even an advantage since she is really smart and can easily lull you to do what she wants, and even if the manipulation doesn't work it doesn't matter, she has learned a lot from you and she can always ask Hakubo to force you or restrain you until you finally accept to be with her

Sumire can't forget about her position as the Kannagi, even if she tries Sumire is still fully aware of her fate, she had given up some time ago choosing to just enjoy the time she had and hoping for all the village to fall into hell after her dead, however now that you are in her live she wants to stay alive a little longer just to be with you, to have you, so some days before the ritual cames she talks to Hakubo about it, saying that it would be amazing for the three of you to just go away and start a new life, go somewhere where all of you can be together, finishing her speach by asking Hakubo to end with the village, make them live a hell in the earth just like she always wanted so the three of you could just leave and Hakubo can't say no when he is asked to do something, however this time he isn't doing it just because he had been ordered to do so

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yuukei-yikes · 11 months

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i hate second manga route for haruka and especially takane's stupid arcs but LIKE I ALWAYS SAY its got so much going for it. ayano and shintaro especially. ayano being the shittiest sister ever and shintaro being Literally the awesomest brother really gets me like its so funny

shintaro being so. Weird/mean in more typical routes because of retaining eyes even if it's repressed/inactive... i know its because kagepro was written in the course Of Years and it's honestly a game of telephone so it's more a matter of lack of consistency rather than this but i like to explain it with that lol

in main route shintaro and momo barely speaking, not being close at all. but in an original way they were THE closest siblings... sniff sniff. like so much was sacrificed in the way to their happy ending, their relationship being one. and for shintaro (with retaining) to eventually remember this but not momo... and how it'd cause a shift in his behavior bc he REMEMBERS all these moments they spent together in some other lifetime and how he felt about it then, and it's simultaneous with how he feels with this lifetime and this specific relationship he's built with his sister. it's a lot!! he doesn't stop being him, but all these other routes are overwritten over one another and how he feels in each one is completely simultaneous with how he feels about the present. augh. this is complicated for all his relationships ofc like (drum rolls) takane because of Many reasons but for example he fucking killt her once and he KNOWS that. but hehe. kisaragi siblings. that was just my obligatory takane mention bc i can't help myself BUT IM TALKING ABT SHINTARO AND MOMO

momo just sees shintaro acting awkward and trying to approach her and she's like 😐weird. ofc she still reciprocates!! like DAMN shintaro wanting to be her brother and get closer to her?? it's one of her biggest wishes come true!!!! but its awkward as fuck!!

shintaro is dealing with MANY things as he goes through life with all these memories + living past the end of the story, and momo is terrified of scaring shintaro away because she doesn't KNOW all he knows and he's shit at trying to communicate and just talk. but maybe their mom can come home and be like oh. u guys are watching tv together?? thats strange. and theyre like oh. yeah i guess <- wrestled for who got the remote, momo obviously won, shintaro complains but still stays to watch whatever the hell obscure tv show momo is into. shintaro keeps criticizing it and momo's like just leave if it bothers u so much and he's like NO. im googling the directors and writers of this as we speak.

also i know ive said this 1000 times but car guy shintaro. this guy gets his license and is everyone's taxi driver. but ESPECIALLY momo. he drives her to school everyday and they scream sing together the entire way. momo makes a car playlist to sing with him but will never admit it's a playlist specifically made with shintaro in mind and how funny she thinks it'll be when call me maybe comes on and shintaro will be like AUGGH THIS SUCKS LOWER THE VOLUME but immediately starts singing too.

AND ALSO he tries teaching her how to drive and she crashes their mom's car and shintaro takes the blame. as punishment he can't use the car for a while. in that while momo still gets her license Somehow even though she is an awful awful driver and now since shintaro isnt allowed to drive for a bit momo is taking him and he's FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE.

anyways kisaragi siblings😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 also ayaki not only watching shintaro managing to get closer to momo in this lifetime too, but also sees ayano be this supposedly perfect big sister.

post str ayano with all this guilt over abandoning her siblings and feeling totally incapable of everything, both academically and emotionally. but ayaki is still a little jealous bc even if she Knows how ayano must feel (despite not even being in her head like with shintaro. she knows bc she IS ayano) kano kido and seto DO see her as a good big sister. i think ayaki harbors certain "hatred" for the surviving ayano because she. hates herself. and this ayano has everything ayaki fought for and is still just as incapable and it pisses her off. i think both ayanos feel horrible specifically about kano's involvement in everything and what he had to deal with when ayano died. ayaki thinks god. i/she still failed for protect him. this SUCKS. she knows ayano hates herself bc she hates her and she is her💥

....and also in case of shinaya ayakis like THIS IS RIDICULOUSSS!! HIM OF ALL PEOPLE?!?!?! COME ONNNN. erm anyways💥

#kagepro #shintaro kisaragi #momo kisaragi #ayano tateyama #kagenalysis #kagevinnie #headcanons

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madame-wilsonn · 2 years

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congrats on 100 followers! your blog is really pretty ♡

🎩 - C,J, M, Q with thomas shelby please? thank u so much :)

Thank you so much, dear!! 💗💗 (also can we just take a minute to appreciate Tommy in those suspenders and this shirt because 🤌🤌)

Cuddles: Do they enjoy cuddling? Are they more the big or the little spoon?

I think Tommy enjoys cuddling quite a lot. Whenever you have the occasion, he won’t hesitate to pass his arms around you. He may not have a lot of time but you know, when he comes home and you're on the couch he might join you or when you're in bed. I’ve said it before but to me, one of his major love languages is physical touch and he’s a very touched starved man so he craves for this kind of affection. He will definitely never say it aloud but he loves having the opportunity to cuddle. I might go as far to say that each moment where he gets to hold you (or be held by you) heals him a little bit more every time

It doesn’t matter to him, really, as long as you’re close to him he’s happy. However he does enjoy whenever you hold him, especially after a hard day. It’s very unnatural for him to admit it. And I think he's also low-key ashamed of this need to be loved and cared for which might seem a bit stupid because we all need physical affection but it doesn't really go with the whole image he wants to reflect. But he does needs to be held, he needs to be vulnerable as well no matter how hard he tries to fight so once he's secure enough and comfortable enough around you, he’ll let you hug him.

Jealousy: Are they jealous? How do they react if you are jealous?

I wouldn't say he's a jealous type of guy because he knows what he's worth and he is quite confident. However, I do see him as somehow possessive. Not really in toxic way, he's never going to order you around and tell you to not dress a certain way, to not talk to other men, etc...because he trusts you and he knows you would never betray him like that but he will have a tendency to stay around you when you're chatting with an other man. It will be very subtle, you know? He'll keep an arm around your waist, won't hesitate to kiss you and things like that. To sum up, he may trust you with his life, he doesn't trust other men and he'll make sure to let them know who gets to take you home at the end of the night.

Now if you're the jealous one, he will definitely find it funny in a cute way at first. I mean...how adorable from you to snap at that woman or kiss him as if no one else was around, acting all innocent even if he can see straight through your little game. However, if your jealousy comes from a place of insecurity and he can you're really upset about it, he'll definitely take the time to reassure you you're the only one for him and he doesn't give a damn about some posh lady who came to him for whatever reason.

Mornings: What is it like waking up by their side?

Here ♡

Quarrels: What is it like to have a fight with them? How are they when they’re angry?

Fighting with Tommy is always a very grueling moment. It's not always screaming although the volume might get louder for the worst arguments but it's just extremely demanding on an emotional level. Especially if you're just as stubborn and strong-headed as he is or if you've been piling up small things until it gets too much and basically blows up all at once. That mixed with the fact that Tommy isn't always the most patient person particularly when he's already on edge because of business related issues can be...explosive to say the least.

Now an angry Tommy is probably the worst thing you could get. Primarily because he has built this strong armor to shield himself from the pain his life put him through which means whenever he feels like he's in a state of weakness, he will just shut down so you don't get to see how vulnerable he is at the moment. He feels extremely "weak" when you're fighting so instinctively he will just hide behind the walls he put up through the years and become this cold, distant and seemingly untouchable man. He can get pretty harsh and, it's not intentional but quite mean as well. He will regret the words as soon as they come out of his mouth but he might say hurtful things under his anger. However he's just trying to hide his vulnerability through this facade because he feels like he's losing control over the situation and it terrifies him. To sum up, when he's angry, his spontaneous reaction will be to push you away before you get the chance to hurt him which will ultimately lead to hurting you before he can so he will take his distances and try to stay away from you. If you end up still arguing verbally, then he'll keep that distance by not letting through any emotion.

Nevertheless, I would like to mention that it gets better as your relationship evolves. I think that with enough trust, he will begin to internalize the fact that you would never take advantage of his vulnerable state to hurt him and slowly start admitting things. He will still mostly distance himself and try to keep his armor but sometimes, he will also tell you when he's scared or insecure or when something is bothering him. Your fights will be less and less worse with time.

#ginagrey #tommy's alphabet #thomas shelby x reader #thomas shelby headcanon #thomas shelby #tommy shelby #peaky blinders #100 followers celebration

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thegayfromrulid · 5 years

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Nice to see you're taking fic requests^^ Here's something funny you could write: AU where Eugeo is in Kiritos world. Eugeo has just gotten his drivers license and wants to show off to Kirito (who doesn't have one), but it turns out he's a terrible and aggressive driver. Kiritos stomach doesn't like that very much XD You can make it shippy if you want^^

Uhhh maybe I can answer them long???? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TUMBLR asladfashdg. I’m so sorry I’m dense. This was fun to write. I’m someone who easily gets carsick, so I can really feel for Kirito here...ahaha...one-shot below the cut.

So, asmy luck would have it, an artificial Fluctlight brought into the real worldsomehow managed to get a license before I did. I mean, I have the motorcyclelicense, but that’s not the same. I can’t drive a car. I can only have oneother passenger, which isn’t really fair when I have a decent-sized group offriends. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with taking the bus or the train, butsomething almost felt…cooler…about being able to drive your friends places.

AndEugeo beat me to it.

He toldme he’d pick me up at ten so that he could demonstrate his new driving skillsto me for a little bit before we met up with everyone at Dicey Café. I glanceddown at my phone. A few people had just sent good morning texts, and here I wasstanding on the curb yawning and waiting for my ride. The only two people whohad been up earlier than myself and Eugeo were Asuna and Alice, who probablywere holding back comments when I told them ten in the morning was “too early.”

The carhe pulled up in looked like an average streetcar. I don’t know why I’d beenexpecting some weird government vehicle. I shook my head and leaned over towave at him through the window. He lowered it, giving me a friendly smile.

“I’dwatch out if I were you,” I said. “I heard some sketchy blond guy’s beendriving around picking up random teens off the curb.”

“K-Kirito,don’t just say things like that in public!” he said.

His tonesounded serious, but I could tell he was holding back a laugh. I slipped into the passenger seat and reachedan arm around him.

“Lookat you, adapting to the real world!” I jabbed. “Except you keep slipping up.”

“S-slippingup?” he stammered.

He lookedembarrassed suddenly.

“Oh!Your name…it’s…”

“Kazuto,”I said, laughing. “It’s okay. It took Asuna time to adjust, too. She stillcalls me Kirito quite often. No matter how many times I tell her it’s Kazuto.”

Eugeoshook his head.

“Well,that is the name you gave me when youintroduced yourself,” he pointed out. “Anyways, you’re the first passenger I’vehad since being licensed. I promise I’ll do my best.”

I gavehim a funny look.

“What’sthat supposed to mean?” I asked.

Hetapped one finger on the steering wheel.

“I’mjust a little nervous,” he admitted. “I know I passed the tests and receivedthe license, but this world is still new to me. You were born here and grew uphere. You know what a good driver is from a bad one because you’ve been aroundcars your whole life. Meanwhile, I’m completely new to this. Even if I was ableto pass the tests, I’m new to cars in general.”

Ipatted him gently on the shoulder and gave him my cheesiest grin. His cheeks tingedred.

“Hey, I’msure you’ll do fine,” I reassured him. “And like I told you on the phone, it’scool that you want to do a few practice laps around the block.”

“Practicelaps?” he repeated. “I distinctly remember telling you I wanted to show you howmuch I learned!”

“Aaaah…right.”

Oops.

“Y-youknow what I mean!” I said. “By doing, you’re still practicing, so…”

He letout a stressed sigh and shifted the car into drive. A small part of me wantedto playfully clutch the seat and act like he was already driving like a maniac,but it was better not to pick on him while he was operating a two-ton mobilesteel cage that had me inside of it. He pulled out onto the road. We sat insilence for a moment.

“So…is…isit okay to talk while you…?” I asked.

Eugeonodded.

“Yeah,it’s fine,” he said.

“Okay, cool,otherwise this might be very awk—”

Thewords were yanked out of my mouth as he pressed his foot down into the acceleratorand made a hasty left turn. My body slammed against the car door. He tried tostraighten out the car, swerving a little back and forth as he tried to correcthis direction. I caught a glimpse of how close the car in front of us wasbefore he slammed down on the brake, sending me forward so fast that the onlything stopping me from banging my head on the dashboard was the seatbelt digginginto my chest.

“Eugeo,easy!” I said.

“S-sorry,”he stammered. “I didn’t think someone might be so close when I turned.”

I satup properly to give him my response, but he swerved again, this time changinglanes abruptly to go around someone going the speed limit. This time, I wastossed against him. He let go of the wheel and moved to get me off of him.

“Eu-Eugeothe wheel, the wheel!” I exclaimed.

“O-oh,right!”

Hegrasped ahold of the wheel and kept his focus on the road from then on, noteven bothering to look at me as he drove. I wasn’t paying attention to himafter the second turn, though. He whipped the vehicle around, didn’t exactlydrive straight, and had a foot made of lead. With each bump, swerve, or sharpturn, I felt my stomach turn. If I didn’t get out of the car, I thought I wouldpuke right there in my lap.

“Ithink I’m done practicing,” he said, using my choice of word specifically tomake me regret having chosen it. “I’ll head to the café now, if that’s alright?”

I gavehim a meek nod. It didn’t occur to me where he’d driven us on his littlepractice runs around the city, but before I could register it, Eugeo pulled hisworst driving stunt yet: a U-turn. I clamped my hands over my mouth as the carcareened to the right. Something told me we might have lifted two tires off ofthe ground, but I felt so dizzy I couldn’t focus on anything.

Withthe U-turn nightmare over, we still drove for about ten minutes to get to DiceyCafé. My stomach continued to protest as he whipped the car around otherdrivers. I personally had expected Eugeo to be an overly-cautious and nervousdriver, but instead he drove like a child who only knows how to press the gasas hard as possible in a racing game and when they pressed the brake (if atall) it was a full stop from top speed.

When he(very poorly) finally parked the car alongside the street, I slowly pulledmyself out of the car and staggered a few feet, clutching my belly. I leanedagainst the wall of the closest building and took deep breaths as I tried toreorient myself. Eugeo hurried over to me and gently rubbed my back.

“Youdidn’t tell me you got carsick,” he said.

How onEarth was I supposed to tell him I don’t? I forced myself upright and wrappedmy arms around his neck. From the flustered sounds he was making, I’d probablyjust really embarrassed him. I patted his back and shook my head.

“Whatam I going to do with you?” I muttered.

“K-Kirito,people are staring!” he exclaimed.

Itprobably did look like a young couple getting a little too close for publictaste. I didn’t care, though. I didn’t want him to see the laugh I was holdingback.

“We’llwork on that lead foot of yours, Eugeo,” I said, sighing. “Maybe then the carsicknesswill magically go away.”

“Wereyou faking sick?!”

I shookmy head.

“No,no,” I said.

Finally,I grasped him by the shoulders and separated us just enough that he could seeme face. I’d composed myself well enough, I thought, to be able to seriouslygive him my opinion on his newly legalized skill.

“You’rejust that bad of a driver.”

“H-hey!”

At hisresponse, I couldn’t hold in my laughter any longer. Oh well. He was probablyexpecting it, anyways.

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OOC INFO

NAME/ALIAS, PRONOUNS, TIMEZONE:

Crissy // She/Her // PST.

RESERVATION:

N/A!

MEMBER PROFILE

FACECLAIM:

Lee Hyunwoo, my smol son.

NAME/STAGENAME:

Han Kiseok and he doesn’t have a stage name unless you want to count the p l e t h o r a of things that idols, managers, facility members and higher ups call him while him while he’s running their errands, in the which case we have:

“Bambi”

“Kiki’s Delivery Service

“You clumsy, incompetent fool”

“Idiot Chicken Boy”

“Kibum”

“EXO’s Minseok” ( does anyone actually know his name? )

“Why did we hire you anyways?”

aaaaand my personal favorite:

“YA!!!!!! YOU!!!!!! WHERE IS MY COFFEE HUH??!!!죽을래 !!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!” !!!!!（╬ಠ益ಠ) !!!!!

BIRTHDATE/AGE:

Nineteen years old. July 8th. Cancer.

COMPANY/POSITION:

Intern for Crystal Entertainment.

HEIGHT/WEIGHT:

N/A. Baby boy is not relevant enough for dis, smh.

TRAINING PERIOD/JOINING YEAR:

I’m not even sure if this is relevant, but if it means anything, Kiseok’s probably been with the company for a few months or something? Half a year?

INTERESTING FACTS:

//cracks knuckles (none of this is even important, but i thought it would be fun?)

He is the admin of several KPOP fan blogs on tumblr.

I’m pretty sure he broke his leg singing into some shampoo and trying to replicate Sweetheart’s choreo in the shower. RIP.

Kiseok’s very allergic to cats, but he saw this cat on the street and fed it and it wouldn’t stop following him, so he took it in. Her name is Pepero and he’s always sneezing and dying because of her but he can’t get rid of her because he’s soft.

He does not know how to drive and bikes to work everyday.

He lives with this super ornery old woman who runs a dress shop. He ran into her shop when he was fifteen trying to hide from these bullying punks who were trying to beat him up, but once he ran in there a few more times and she realized his home was so broken one could hardly call it a home at all, she took him in. She says she only likes him because he does her taxes, but she adores him … her mahjong buddies tell him everything.

Super bi, but honestly can only stutter his way through half a sentence before the words collapse on his tongue and he gets too flustered so, really, what’s it matter?

It’s really funny if you get him drunk because he’s super shy, but he’s also a lightweight and a really wild drunk. Don’t do it. ( Do it and videotape it. )

STRENGTHS/WEAKNESSES:

STRENGTHS:

He has a really high IQ. His mind pretty much works like a racehorse even though his mouth stutters almost every word he’s ever said. Kiseok has maintained remarkable grades throughout the entirety of his academic career and has been called Google/Jeopardy because he is full of intellectual but useless information.

He is a notoriously quick learner because of this high intellect? Picked up a lot of the choreo for the trainees and the idol groups while he looks on and knows pretty much everyone’s names and stats???

I don’t even know if this counts, but he’s really, really kind? Like he genuinely cares a lot about everyone and is always willing to help people. He’s really sweet and lovely even though he is 100% nervous and awkward all the time. Basically he will go very far out of his way to help people.

REALLY GOOD DANCER!!!!! Singing is quite pleasant too, to tell you the truth, but really he is a very gifted dancer, like, if you saw him you’d be pretty impressed. Dancing is the only thing that makes him feel better and he’s looked up to idol groups like the ones in CE all his life and longs to be apart of them very clandestinely…but alas.

WEAKNESSES:

Kiseok has chronic social anxiety that developed from how poorly treated he’s been basically his whole life. It leaves him, at times, breathless and stupid, but he tries his best?

Very, very shy as a result and prone to panic attacks. :(. He has a hard time talking to people and nervously rambles and stumbles his way through conversations. I can’t even imagine someone trying to hit on him, he’d die.

Having that little faith in his abilities and being that freaked out of the times means that he had to throw away his lifelong dream of being an idol because he can’t dance or sing in front of people and so he joined CE as an intern just to be close to thing he loves. :(((((

HUGE PUSHOVER. He’s scared of disappointing people or them being sad so he’ll do anything you ask him to. It’s also his job as an intern to accommodate people, but he does have to do a lot of not so cool and strenuous stuff behind the scenes that you won’t hear him complain once about even if it’s killing him a little.

BIO/PERSONALITY:

THE FIRST LESSON YOU EVER LEARNED WAS TO HATE YOURSELF.

You were born too early, but for your mother it was too l a t e. The smell of death hung limply in the air: whodunnit? Fate in the hospital with a premature baby and case of internal bleeding gone awry. She looked like the crime scene but played the victim, leaving you as the murder weapon.

Surprise: Y o u dunnit.

Like the jaws of life, two hands bravely descended into the carnage and like Moses parted the vast, impossible sea of red, plucking you out and polishing your soiled body like silverware ( as if somehow cleansing your body would in turn, cleanse your s o u l . ) When they were finished, they put you in a blanket and her in a body bag.

CRAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

You were too young to properly recall the the itty bitty gritty details…

…But no matter: while you might not remember, ( your father never forgot. )

…

THE ALCOHOL MADE THE PAIN BETTER, BUT HIS TEMPER WORSE.

You spent your childhood in f e a r, towered over, dominated, quivering, shivering, dodging acid words, punches, bottles…but you weren’t fast, you weren’t reactive, you wheezed and sneezed, broken before he could even lay a finger on you. And from your miserable existence in that ramshackle house, there was only one escape —

…

YOU CALLED THEMSELVES I D O L S BECAUSE THEY WERE YOURS.

From this unforgiving reality, you only escape were these big stars that graced your tiny screen each day and you watched them like religion, You admired the way that they carried themselves; heads held high, moves exquisite, perfect, confident words always poised on their lips and after years of feeling like a lost puzzle piece, you finally found somewhere to b e l o n g. When you danced, everything was okay. Music soothed you like medicine and created a feeling that made you feel, for once, i n v i n c i b l e. Just like that you were hooked, just like that you knew

….You always knew someday you were going to be a [ k p o p s t a r ],

( “You think that Crystal Entertainment would hire someone like you? You're nothing, Dancer Boy. You're worthless. You're a l o s e r! And the CE doesn't hire losers.” )

BUT FIRST YOU WOULD BE A [ L A U G H I N G S T O C K ]

…

You soon found that school was no better than home. The kids in your class were viciously cruel and the bullying they administered left your heart and outsides black and blue. Up and down the uneven streets, they chased your cottontail as you ran huffing and puffing and crying and clutching your collapsing chest like a lifeline. They were right in a way. Rock beat scissors but anxiety beat e v e r y t h i n g. You were too nervous, too timid and could barely utter a few generous sentences before they collapsed on your tongue like forgotten civilizations.

BUT WHERE YOUR LIPS WERE WEAK YOUR MIND WAS STRONG

…

You were always good in school — great, even. You skipped grades and your dad never cared, other people’s father’s handing you prestigious awards on stage. Your mind worked overtime and retained information like a sponge, arranging it in intricate and complex formations that dropped jaws and astounded people. They called you “nerd,”, “dork”, “geek”, “f r e a k” but now they would have to call you Han Kiseok, Staff Member of Crystal Entertainment.

YOU WISHED YOU COULD SEE THOSE BOYS HORRIBLE FACES NOW.

…

It wasn’t ideal. You still looked at the CE entertainers with shiny, glossy, fanatical eyes, worshipping them like gods, but you were happy — blessed to just be their Ariel and a part of their world. So while they went out on stage, singing and dancing, you helped make everything work behind the scenes, oversized lanyard, talking too fast, tripping over your words, fetching pastries and turning out paperwork like t r i c k s

— because in this world there are two kinds of people:

Important People™

and people who get those Important People™ C O F F E E.

#male #crystal #submission

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