#like damn bitch calm down

[doitsushine92]

being a basic bitch who listens to indie/folk/alternative music is the worst thing that could happen to you because the second you name a mildly popular song as your favourite instead of the unreleased 7 minute long acoustic song that can only be listened to if you access some obscure website you have mfs staring at you like

#i once said washing machine heart is my favourite mitski song and this girl gave me the nastiest side eye irl #like damn bitch calm down #the fuck are you acting crazy for #max talks #mitski #lana del rey #phoebe bridgers #boygenius #indie #alternative #folk #hozier

[sami-guinea-arts]

Did this bitch ever clean up his house?

And yes, I actually edited out Bob’s silhouette from the doorway as it would’ve looked silly otherwise.

#bob x dexter #dexter x bob #bob velseb #spooky month #dexter the exterminator #crackship #??? #damn bitch you live like this #needed to draw something silly to calm down #mlm #tbh I ship it #my art #digital art #meme art

[cartchytuns]

im so happy for hbomberguy that he has embraced his bear arc

#BISEXUAL BEARS!!!!!! KING!!!!!! #his bravery. when so many losers say bisexuals can’t use terms from gay culture #when gay culture is in fact. their culture #any twitter bitches get on his ass about this im sacrificing myself. im catching the grenade in my hat and muttering my last words #a tear falls down my cheek. i didn’t want to go out like this. but damn if it isn’t an honor #the explosion ripples across the landscape. i am torn asunder #hbomberguy. oblivious to my sacrifice. continues to tear illuminaughti limb from limb #all is quiet. all is calm

[cloud-somersault]

guys macaque is so MEAN in the epilogue, what are we gonna do???

#constellations fic #he's such a meanie.... #i love him though but damn. #(that was v wukong-core of me to say) #but yeah he's not pulling any punches and it's like #damn bitch. can you calm down for like...5 seconds??

[cptnghoulowl]

I've seen playthroughs of this, multiple times, but I'm playing AA1 for the first time and OH MY GOD IS THE NARUMITSU ABSOLUTELY SURREAL.

Like, I KNOW what's gonna happen. I KNOW the gay.

But SEEING IT.

Oh my GOD.

(Also I think I may love Edgeworth EVEN MORE now pathetic man love him)

#ace attorney #aa #narumitsu #wrightworth #what the FUCK they are so gay its STUPID #ill be having fun on a case and laughing at how Phoenix is That Bitch #and then suddenly BOOM GAY #GAY EVERYWHERE #like GOSH DAMN #calm down leave some gay for the rest of us #literally a romcom in the making im not even fucking kidding

[constantvariations]

I genuinely cannot fathom why so many people are willing to bend over backwards to defend rwby so much, some even going so far as to stalk and harass anyone with the mildest criticism

And they always do it with this smarmy smugness of "I'm better than you because I'm upholding demographics x, y, and z while you worship a white man" like?? It's not activism to like a show nor does disliking a show equate to bigotry. I'm not racist for disliking Blackish nor am I an ally for liking Get Out. That's not how this works

I'm starting to think they're just addicted to feeling superior to others no matter how contrived. That's why they keep coming back to the tag to spew the same dogshit insults: they need that rush of attention and self-validation. It's why the anti tag is such a flaccid echo chamber of people pointing and laughing at out-of-context screenshots or whiny ho-hums about rwde's existence. It's a meaningless circlejerk meant to stimulate the ego instead of the intellect

#rwde #sometimes i go into the anti tag to see if anyone actually makes a valid point. I've yet to find one #so much whining and oversimplification and downright malicious twisting of words #like. damn bitch yall really live like this? #its so petty and stupid. its a cartoon. why are yall willing to kill on this shit ass hill? #go run up hills with kate bush and sisyphus and maybe you'll calm down

[bizlybebo]

experienced the Horrors today. jrwi to fix it

#literally went fully nonverbal in a grocery store??? #like damn bitch pick a better place < literally me #vixen rambles #also dw im doing great now :3 #had external support n got to go sit in the car and then lay in my quiet room n calm down :D

[finnycore]

gene is such a petty bitch sometimes oh mein gott

#NOT NEG UH. POS? ITS SILLY #HRK SORRY #i’m re readinf the book and like damn!!!!! #calm the hell down bitch damn!!!!!! #‘Oh for God sake! You don’t know what I’m talking about. >No of course not. Not you.’< WHAT DO TOU MEAN BY THIS HELLOOOO #WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN #whatever i know he’s fighting the demons (homosexuality) #LMAOOOO SORRY #a separate peace #? #do i tag this

[unclekaz]

i like thinking springtrap is more of an embracer over a hugger. like yeah hugs are hugs but be ready to be smothered if you're hugged by him. it's like the spoon dynamic where the larger/taller person is big spoon except it's just springtrap hugging you so tight you can't breath for a few seconds just because he's 8ft tall and has the endoskeleton chassis strength thanks to being a possessed suit

#like damn bitch calm down! #no need to hold me so tightly! #actually nvm because it's nice #just ignore my face turning blue #springtrap #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf springtrap #five nights at freddy's #husband material #springtrap and deliah

[imwritesometimes]

pro tip: if you've just done 11 miles in 45 mins on a stationary bike, maybe wait a little bit before you do 40 squats

#I am *really* hoping a day of rest will calm my left leg muscles down and I won't have pulled like #every muscles in that leg #again 😑 #my calf especially is barking and I'm like damn bitch OK we will chill today I was super busy anyway #so I was alread 50/50 on working out today but goddddd I really overdid it yesterday 😔 #I'm sorry I'm shutting up now I'm just like WIRED today now from all the shit I had to do & convos I had to have #I need like a sedative lmao #erin explains it all

[darlingkisses01]

bruh idk what's up with me lately but the profound embarrassment i feel about having realized i misinterpreted something after saying my thing or wording something weirdly in a way that communicates something different than what i intended is crawling under my skin and i don't like it

#darling says #this ain't about anything specific. a few very very trivial things actually. but the narcissism isn't liking any of it #can't concentrate cus i'm like oh god i made a fool out of myself where a lot of people could see me #like damn bitch ur overthinking!!!!! ur fixating way too much on trivial shit!!!!!!!! calm down

[azucar-skull]

Me: *driving my brother to his jujitsu practice*

Spotify: WHAT’S UP MAN I'M FUCKING AUTISTIC! TOO MANY SOUNDS MAKE ME GO FUCKING BALLISTIC!

#YOUR SOCIAL CUES ARE GOING OVER MY HEAD! I'M ON THE GOD DAMN SPECTRUM! BE DIRECT WHEN YOU COMMUNICATE! “DON'T KNOW WHY I'M MAD AT YOU?” NAH #MAN I'M AUTISTIC! “YOU'RE EATING THAT MEAL AGAIN?” I JUST SAID I'M AUTISTIC! “YOU LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?” YEAH MAN THAT’S A PREREQUISITE! #“WHY ARE YOU HYPERFIXATING?” SEE THE ABOVE BITCH! WHAT’S UP MAN? I GOT THE AUTISM! PLEASE BE DIRECT I GOT FUCKING AUTISM! I HATE YOUR #SUBTLETIES BECAUSE MY AUTISM! I'M HOT AND I'M FUNNY CUZ I GOT THE AUTISM! “YOU SEEM SO NORMAL!” I'VE BEEN MASKING MY ENTIRE LIFE! “YOU DON'T #SEEM LIKE ONE OF THEM“ IT'S A SPECTRUM! GET IT RIGHT! ”ARE YOU GONNA MELTDOWN? DO YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN?“ NOW THAT YOU'VE MENTIONED IT #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #Spotify

[ghostlypawn]

i dont think id survive on twitter bc theatre fans say anything remotely negative about the wicked movie and ariana stans go for the neck as if theyve just called her a cunt and cursed her entire bloodline

#its like someone will go hm the dress kinda looks like a prom dress #and theyll be like you wouldnt even know bc no one asked ur ugly ass to prom u dumb bitch go choke #like damn ok calm down

[theriverdalereviewer]

just remembered how in the sixth grade there was a fucking riot in the cafeteria that ended in the entire grade getting silent lunch for like 3 months

#I think it was 3 months but it felt a lot longer. my god middle school was the school to prison pipeline at its finest #on one hand I think its unfair that we were all punished but to be fair the entire grade participated in this riot. I don't even remember #what we were rioting? I just remember a girl named whitney was involved and 1 thing led to another and whitney ran out of the cafeteria #and THE ENTIRE GRADE WENT AFTER HER 😭. myself included I didn’t even know why either but WE WERE AFTER THAT BITCH 😭 #it was so bad I remember everyone was heading one direction and then everyone started running back the other direction. #and I got knocked down in the process looking back this was really dangerous. but after that we got silent lunch for what felt like forever #like not only were we forced to sit with our homerooms (and some us didn’t even like our homeroom) but we couldn’t even talk to each other #which is honestly not good for socialization?? but again I can’t entirely blame them cause the situation was out of control. #but also shouldn’t the adults have had that thing under control??? anyways the person who ran silent lunch was the vice tyrant dr levine #he fucking hated us like that man was PISSED OFF and he made it clear cause if you made a sound during silent lunch #that man was gonna threaten you with detention extended detention ISS (aka in school suspension) #he didn’t even mean it but it was pretty good for instilling fear in us good kids. but one time I remember there was a kid who didn’t buy i #he didn’t give into levine’s fear tactic and levine started yelling “ISS!! OSS!! EXPULSION!!!!!” like calm down #I feel bad thinking about how so many kids who would ACCIDENTALLY make a sound were punished. and they were so damn terrified #cause it was like you were on your best behavior all of the time and then one noise and suddenly you had an out of school suspension #one time a boy named jc’s phone went off and he picked it up and it was his grandma asking him if he wanted ice cream 😭 no fucks given #and levine was screaming at him to hang up the phone and jc was like “this is my grandmother I can’t hang up" #and there came a time where we were finally off the hook and I just remember people in the cafeteria were clapping 😭 #like this was school sanctioned oppression and we were finally liberated... but then we were back to silent lunch and I don’t even know why #I remember once even I ended up in Levine’s office but I dont think its cause I was talking during silent lunch?? #I think it had something to do with bullying idk?? I just remember levine had my back during it and made the other kid cry and apologize #so shout out to levine. always good times goodbye!

[medinaquirin]

Planted mint in a flower pot like 2 weeks ago and the bitch's roots are trying to escape through the drainage holes already.

#she is GOING #like calm down bitch damn #and then the evil part of my brain going well that'd be one way to make the property owners' life a living hell #plant mint everywhere #deny everything #i need to make an attempt to plant some of the flower seeds I got this weekend

[motheyes]

aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

#i wish i was home i don’t wanna be here i’m in such a do things mood work is so god damn boring and stressful i’m tired of it for real #get me outta here!!!!! #anyways. my third t shot is tomorrow i’m so happy #i’m so fucking excited #i rlly need to like write or make art about my gender #i wanna make something to show #to explain #because i can’t use words #ok anyways anyways #tomorrow i will play rimworld #and i WILL FOLD MY FUCKING CLOTHES!!! #omg i went to a thrift shop today i got COOL THINGS IM SO HAPPY #new little self for my rocks and feathers and inject jars and stuff #cuz my other one is full! and i need more room bitch! #ok. ok i need to find a good podcast to calm my brain down #i’m all over the place!!