#like “if you think im a green flag that's on you”

[lifemod17]

It was so nice knowing you guys, unfortunately this ended me

I'm so dead I'm actually posting this from the great beyond. Don't forget me guys. Be sure to leave pretty flowers on my grave tyvm.

Source: @ theskimm on TikTok

#BRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK ANDREW #if i was that interviewer i would have died on the spot #honestly cannot wait for the full interview to drop cuz the snippets are so good #like homie is out here straight up saying he's the problem and you know what i respect that #i can fix him (I'm just as bad) #(our disorganized attachment goes INSANE) #like “if you think im a green flag that's on you” #<- AND IF THAT AIN'T THE STORY OF MY LIFE #hozier #the man that you are #andrew hozier byrne

[caffeinatedopossum]

A massive green flag from my girlfriend is the way that basset hounds are her favorite animals ever. I don't have to worry about her not loving me when I grow old and wrinkly and my skin starts sagging like a well-worn sweater

#istg if she starts talking about me the way she talks about these dogs when i get old XD #she calls them 'wrinklers' and goes on and on about how cute their wrinkles are and how much she loves them #and how short and fat and clumsy they are 😭 #like girl. i love you so much you have no idea #i think my green flag in this is just how much joy someone else loving something brings me personally #even if i never wouldve lived the thing beforehand i do now #im collecting second hand love in the best way possible

[cepheusgalaxy]

Do you remember when this was this blog's icon

#id in alt text #i do #maybe you didn't even followed me then ksbfksbshs #it was not that long ago tho #i still like it #hmmmm i think ill change my pfp again #i want a new color scheme #i think ill go for red and green #soft or dark ones so it doesn't hurt the eyes #maybe the aroace flag will do a nice banner? #or o could take a shot from one of the shows i like #hmmmm #(yes im still out of internet)

[devil-acid]

oooooo to be a closeted transman in a family who is lowkey transphobic

vent on the tags lmao

#like my family is not that type of “trans is a sin” or blabla #but they really do comments out of pocket #like making fun of nonbinary people #which really scares me when I start doing my transition #its obvious they are going to start making fun of me #and saying stuff like “o but you were so pretty when you were a girl" #so I really been thinking cutting ties with them #which I dont really want to because I stll appreciate them #its just... I already have enough with dealing my internal transphobia and how shitty its this world to trans people #I dont want to add to the list “people I love start making fun to me” on the list #cutting ties just seem more eazy to do #not my mom #she is green flag... I hope #sorry for the vent #im in a family reunion and they bring up the topic and made me think about my trans identidy and my future again

[throwaway-yandere]

Hi! Latin anon (who's pen name sounds like a constellation oops) here from the pen pal event! I'm just dropping an ask just to see if my letter got received because I sent it the earliest I could (when the event came out) and I got worried that Tumblr ate the ask :"" hopefully it didn't though

Also I'm enjoying the submissions and the replies— my favorites being the one with Cyno. His made my day so it's been great haha!

Anyways, please take care of yourself Ansy! I hope that you're drinking enough water and not neglecting your health.

Oh no, I don't think I've gotten a letter from a "latin" pen pal ;;--;;

unless you meant the one where the pen name is about worms.

then haha hoo boy im sorry abt who you got in that event.

also cyno who? i only know nyco, the best sumeru forest ranger fr fr. i only know "Big Ears."

#no its not enjou lol #'please take care of yourself' me who is wheezing every 30 seconds: haha wdym im doing well-- ACHOO-- #if youre who i think you are in the submissions then yeah my humblest apologies #then again its a 50/50 yandere genshin event its either a green flag or a red flag none of you has a choice in the matter hAHHAHA- #just like how i didn't have a choice but get a calamity queller instead of a mistplit-- #dhsadsa sorry im salty. #ansy-stalks #ansy's stalking: latin anon <3

[jrcarchived]

I think I've come to the conclusion that I in fact suffer from moral guilt.

#even if someone jokes about the most mundane things like “oh September Libras are such red flags” #I begin to get really paranoid and start to genuinely believe im a bad person #idk if this is a good example. #does anyone know what im trying to say? #astrology mention #or like “if you like to wear green shirts you would most definitely betray someone” #and all I can think about is the fact that ill betray someone and I isolate myself and even get sick

[baseballmomlesbiandad]

The first kiss scene!!! Is so soft!!!! And unique!!! Like they’re both like idk if I like you!!! But we’re happy to figure it out!!!!

#love by chance #aepete #‘are you mad at me?’ AAHHH #I was so surprised that Pete didn’t immediately reciprocate or respond by saying of course he likes him #they’re both just trying to figure it out!!! #woweeee I really didn’t think I was going to get hooked on this show lemme tell ya #Ae our walking green flag who communicates even when he doesn’t know how and just wants to touch Pete’s cheeks #‘im sorry that I’m a lousy kisser’ SIR 😭

[pojebalo]

ppl all over social media being like eurovision political :( eurovision pity vote :( as if 1. eurovision wasnt already very blatantly political 2. the song wasnt actually a banger and a great fucking performance 3. it wasnt the televote that got them to win instead of the fucking j*ries. i now remember why i uninstalled instagram and twitter

#/void therapy #eurovision #like regarding no. 1. isnt banning russia a political move then? arent neighbouring countries giving each other 12 points every year a #political thing? do you remember 2019 when hatari held up these palestinian flags and they swiftly cut away from them to the sound of #largely israeli crowd booing? #and regarding no. 2. some of you people just dont get it do you. like you dont have to like every song but it seems like its just #unfathomable to some of you lot that an eastern european folk inspired song can be unironically good. unironically something cool and #interesting and serious and perhaps not just idk comedy relief. #and about no. 3. i think the people made themselves clear about what they want. like im sure some ppl voted purely bc of the war and that #some ppl were just more motivated to actually go and vote for a song they already liked bc of the war and im sure some ppl just fucking #liked it. either way its literally the people that voted whoever the wanted to vote on like?? how can we call like. the #european POPULATION political like?? yeah i guess it is?? its people???? what point are you all making here exactly?? #and like even if it was a solidarity thing why is it bad. many of the other contestants had like ukrainian flags or stickers or sth either #during their performance or in the green room

[mysfts-aa]

god i will never fucking forgive the writers of the walking dead OR the fandom for how they treated my girl

#I WILL FOREVER BE TEAM DELUSIONAL NOT EVEN A JOKE #THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE COULD SHUT DOWN AND I'LL BE LIKE. ANYWYA BETH IS COMING BACK ACTUALLY ! #imagine looking at a woman who isn't overtly strong in the way people desire in characters and going. anyway she's shite #like sorry your taste is ugly as piss get well soon but i think its terminal so die actually #i mean it im serious im not joking there isn't a single ounce of me joking if u disrespect beth greene i dont trust you i wont ever trust yo #its a red flag #━━ 𝑊𝐻𝑌 𝐷𝑂𝑁'𝑇 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾 𝑂𝐹𝐹 𝐵𝐴𝐶𝐾 𝑇𝑂 𝐻𝐸𝐿𝐿 ✗ ooc .

[lycanwlf]

lgbt discourse is fucking exhausting

#some of this shit literally just comes down to opinions bro #im so tired of finding out theres these whole ass debates over gay people every month #tired of small discourse over things like flags #because i can assure you. a gay man using the green/purple mlm flag does not fucking hate lesbians. #like as a lesbian (or whatever the fuck i am) i can assure you that im not pissed off that your flag looks similar to mine #i think its a cute way to show solidarity and the centuries of history where gay men and women supported each other #like bro ur flag is like mine?! sick thats cute we should be best friends #ok im done im going to bed #dont rb this btw #im just rambling incoherently #lgbt discourse #andre.txt

[spock-adoodledoo]

feeling officially aro for now

#personal #been flip flopping between aro and ace and aroace and possibly bi for like at least half a year probably #most likely more #i still really can't tell but a school group had an entire dinner convo about green/red flags in dating and i was just fucking Shocked that #people even had partners And exes in the first place like damn yall actually dated?? #idk. feel like my romance experience has been 0 even now when im p sure someone still romantically likes me i feel like the concept is entir #entirely disconnected from me #maybe i just prioritize friendship over that; especially because i feel like i don't have close close friends in the way many people seem to #anyways really feeling those posts that are like. how do you find the lack of something bc damn #yeah #we'll figure it out. #i also feel that before i was like ehhhhh idc about a label because if i like someone i'll like them and that'll be that but it's a lot hard #harder to determine Whether or not i'll end up liking Anyone at all and i think i just want the comfort of Knowing rn #so . the label will be there as a concrete identity for now #feel like this is extreme character development i was so fucking weirded out by queer stuff like 5 yrs ago man #that was so weird im glad i found the internet

[slvttyplum]

✮⋆˙ Masterlist

Gojo

✧˖° pouty satoru

can i eat you? wait.| satoru gojo

ᰔᩚ tit for tat | satoru gojo

ʚɞ not quite like that… | satoru gojo

✮ what happens at 3 am |satoru gojo

✩ ‧₊˚ ✩ DON’T TURN OFF THE TV | Satoru Gojo

THANKSGIVING|PART 1: SATORU GOJO

Headcanons

Poll on twitter asking who you thinks moans more in bed geto or gojo…

things suguru does that makes you quiver.

✮⋆˙ jjk men kissing

.ೃ࿔*:･ jjk men favorite positions

‎༘⋆⟡jjk men red flags/green flags

♡‧₊˚ jjk men love languages

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡ ˚ who i think the freakiest is among the jjk men.

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. jjk men favorite degrading/praising phrases

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡ ˚ i was there too wasn’t’ i?| satoru/suguru

₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊ jjk men kinks

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. now what disgusting freak said the jjk men would get it on anytime anywhere???

✮⋆˙ waist grabbers? i’m back again baby, with my takes that may or may not be accurate.

₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊ jjk men| dom or sub or switch?

⋆˚✿˖° realistic headcanons

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ how the jjk men sleep… with you.

✮⋆˙what you guys roleplay as

Oneshots with two or more people

˗ˏˋ✩ˎˊ˗ bad teachers

✮⋆˙Being tossed around by the jjk men.

.°˖✧ lost in you. | suguru and satoru

₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊ pretty when you cry

Nanami

ʚɞ maybe i am just crazy… | nanami kento

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ riding nanami’s nose

Geto

༄˖°.ೃ࿔*:･Cabin | Suguru Geto

im having suguru brain rot

who y’all think eat pussy the best in the jjk universe… mmm i think suguru got it.

₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊ i’m doing a lot of suguru, damn. i’m on a roll today mate.

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ texts between suguru

ﾟ𐦍༘⋆ suguru is a girl dad but we already knew, but how is he with YOUR kids.

what are you going to do? | suguru geto

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ enchanting nurse

✰ suguru being a slut? a man whore? a deviant? nah

Choso

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ WE’RE NOT STOPPING| CHOSO

* ੈ✩‧₊˚things choso does that makes you quiver.

‧˚₊⋅ ୨୧ ⋅₊˚‧ Enough is never enough|Choso

finding the right position| choso

༘⋆✿ can’t be in one room with you and stand on different sides. | choso | inspired by bryson tiller- finesse.

Toji

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ you would kick him out but…| Toji Fushiguro

｡･:*˚:✧｡ Scrub | Toji Fushiguro

can we take this to your spot? i’m on eviction number #2 | Toji Fushiguro

i just realized toji is a breeder.

ﾟ𐦍༘⋆cowboy | toji fushiguro

⋆˚🐾˖° save a horse ride a what?

Sukuna

Random

.°˖✧ the distance between us | satosugu

✮⋆˙ the breeze to my summer day | shoko

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk x reader #masterlist

[pro-crastinate17]

hello!! so im going to try to make a disability inclusive picrew and id like some help making sure i include as much as i can!

the person would be seated and pretty much all of the body would be visible. ill post it when im done!

its mostly focused on phys disabilities, bc i so rarely can find picrews w good diverse mobility aid options, but ofc im including non phys disabilities as well! (sorry for clunky phrasing, im unclear on the preferred term for non phys disabilities so thats the term ive been using)

what i have so far is below the read more. be warned it is a very long list! (every option/category of option i could think of)

if you think i missed something, please recommend it!!! (related note: id much rather get recommended something that is already on the list than miss something!)

category: head

various jaw shapes 

missing jaw 

crooked/misaligned jaw

category: skin

wide range of skin tones, including white/extremely pale (albino) 

freckles, lots of scar variation (including burns), vitiligo, acne, facial hair, eye bags, other skin conditions (trying to make a list)

breathing tubes, masks, bandages 

bindis 

category: eyes 

blue, grey, green, hazel, medium brown, dark brown, black, red 

heterochromia options 

lazy eye options 

clouded eye options 

closed eyes that look like winking and closed eyes that don't 

missing eyes

category: mouth 

general expressions 

variations for color 

variations for cleft lip, scars, facial paralysis 

category: ears 

ear size, shape, missing ears, deformed ears

category: eye/ear accessories 

earrings, earplugs, hearing aids, bone anchored hearing aids, headphones, earmuffs (modifications for missing/deformed ears), cochlear implant

glasses, sunglasses, blue light glasses, eye patches, eye masks/bandages 

category: nose 

various shapes & sizes, bumpy noses, deformed noses  

category: eyebrows 

lots of expression options, thickness options, color options (including white) 

one missing, scarring, eyebrow slits 

category: body 

body types: very skinny, skinny, fat, very fat (options for muscularity too if i can figure out how)

body hair, scarring, freckles, tattoos   

range of missing limbs, deformed limbs, prosthetics   

diabetes patch 

category: hair 

wide range of hairstyles, bangs, and colors 

patchy hair, scalp scarring, receding hairline 

category: head coverings

range of hats, hair accessories, headbands, bandanas    

range of hijabs, turbans, kippot (+ more variation in cultural headwear if theres space)

head bandages 

category: clothes

range of styles and colors 

adaptable to body types (+ breasts), missing/deformed limbs 

category: shoes 

range of styles 

adaptable to body types, missing foot/feet 

category: hand accessories  

gloves, bracelets, rings, nails, wrist braces, splint rings

range of types, adaptable to missing/deformed hands 

category: pins 

range of queer pride flags 

pronoun pins 

animals, fandoms/characters (def muppets, feel free to recommend characters and i'll try to include some of the most popular ones) 

general disability pride, cripplepunk, madpunk, sign union flag, & pin (for systems), specific disabilities (need some help with these, send me specific flags and i’ll include them!) 

category: seat 

chair, manual wheelchair, power chair, spinny chair, throne, rollator, electric scooter 

category: mobility aids 

cane, white cane, crutches (underarm/axillary and forearm), rollator, walker (with and without wheels), electric scooter  

joint braces (shoulder, elbow, knee, ankle, back, others?), joint tape, compression garments 

category: other disability aids

AAC tablets, word cards, glucose monitor, sunflower lanyard, inhaler, medical id bracelet

stoma bag, central line catheter, picc line catheter, heart monitor, breathing tube, feeding tube (nasal and abdominal), tracheostomy 

stim toys/chewelry, stuffed animals, phone 

service animals

#disability #chronic disability #chronic illness #physical disability #physically disabled #cripple punk #cpunk #cripplepunk #actually disabled #disabled #disabled community #neurodivergent #actually neurodivergent #madpunk #neurodiversity #neuropunk #actually mentally ill #mental illness #actually chronically ill #words from my weird little brain #disability picrew tag

[fictioonbanger]

race car driver eren<3!

warnings?; smut obvi, hint of jealousy.

speedracer!eren; who loves driving you around in his all black srt hellcat, has a personal “y/n’s seat” tag in pink glitter on the bottom side of the passenger seat. “baby you didn’t..” you looked back at eren who stood behind you with a huge smirk on his face staring down at you, waiting for your reaction. he was so proud in himself he knew you’d love it. you were hugging him tightly placing soft wet kisses onto his neck. “you like it pretty? got it in pink for ya..” he groaned from under his deep voice as you kissed his chin and adams apple. feeling the vibration of his voice he spoke on your lips as you smirked to look up at him. “mm it’s beautiful my love, i love it.“ you couldn’t help but feel so giddy at erens actions he loved you.. he loved you as much as he did his precious car.

speedracer!eren; who got in trouble with you for driving so fast after his racing match taking you both home, still pumped up on adrenaline. “eren you hit this corner hard so god help me.” you said sternly looking at him, you hated when he drove fast. eren would think your being over dramatic everytime you told him to slow down. to him he doesn’t think he’s going fast.. but i mean obviously is. “mm yeah beautiful.” he’d hum and stare at your pouted glossed lips giving them a long warm peck as he leaned over the arm rest to your seat. “no, im serious ren, ‘hate that shit.” you didn’t react to his kiss and still kept stern. “aight yea baby i heard you..’m sorry y’know i don’t mean to.” he placed another kiss on your pouted lips that you eventually gave into. you hated when he raced also, i mean at a point it was too much and everytime you’d watch and support him from the side line your stomach would bubble and ache. every hard turn he took, the tumbling of the other cars on the side of him from getting hit by another, the anticipation waiting to see your husband cross the finish line and seeing the green flag wave so highly. the relief and squeal you would let out seeing him catch first place.

speedracer!eren; who proposed to you after he won his first game 4 years ago, you’d been dating him before his racing career. supporting him all the way with every decision he made, being by his side in moments of need.. vice versa. you’re his high school sweetheart, you’re his day one. eren loved showing you off, letting everyone know you’re his, will forever be and only. he took you to car shows that everyone expected you to be at, having you in the car of course as he showed out to everyone. driving circles with his driver friends who were right behind him shouting from their cars to the other people in the circle crowd. you deep down had a little hatred for the shows, you hadn’t honestly realized how many women loved your man. screaming his name from the crowd, trying to walk up towards him for a autograph, batting their lashes at him to get his attention at his conferences. eren tried to act like he didn’t notice, he did, but he didn’t notice your attitude towards it.

speedracer!eren; “don’t act like you didn’t notice how close she was trying to get to you, not to mention she SAT her hand on your shoulder while laughing.” you huffed out to eren after the dinner with some friends and employees at the racing center while he was driving home. all he could do was chuckle, that’s all he ever did when you complained. you hated it , it was like eren never took you seriously. after your words you sat quiet in the car as he drove, nothing but the sound of the car revving. “why you bein so quiet?” eren turned his head towards you eyebrows furrowed scanning your every move as you sat there with crossed arms, looking out the window, your signature move. eren didn’t answer you for a reason, he didn’t understand why you were jealous. he never paid attention to anyone else, especially any other woman. why should you feel like someone could ever take your spot? he knew what you were feeling and your feelings were oh so understandable. he just couldn’t have you thinking like that, he sighed and drove the whole way silent. you’d occasionally glance at him gripping the wheel and starring ahead of him not saying a word.

speedracer!eren; who finally got you both home, opening the car door for you and walking behind you silently into your shared home. you sighed and rolled your eyes at his silence and dropped your purse onto the counter walking towards your shared room. you were stopped and taken aback a bit by the force that slightly shoved you into the wall. eren had you put between both him and the cold wall behind you looking down at your eyes. his green orbs piercing into your own, like he was scanning your face all over again for the first time. “r-ren? what’re you doing?!” you said in a confused and honestly irritated tone looking back up at him waiting for a answer. he didn’t reply just tilting his head and raising his eyebrow at the way you spoke to him. he didn’t like when you were mad at him, especially for something he didn’t do. it wasn’t intentional of letting the woman touch and flirt with him. he just ignored it and didn’t care like the usual, his attention was fully forged on you the entire time anyway. “who you talking to like that?” he was searching for a answer out of you. the scowl look on your face and you hurriedly crossing your arms made eren roll his eyes. he knew you were upset about the situation but what could he do? “you! ren! now move please..i need to get in the showe-“ eren scoffed hearing you speak, and grabbed your wrist before turning towards the room. you were so confused of the sudden movements but followed behind.

speedracer!eren; who fucked you all night, having you recite how much you meant to him. “you’re daddies only girl right? nobody could replace you y/n.” he mumbled the last words while looking down at where you two were connected. the white ring forming from the last orgasm you had and his pre cum mixing, he was groaning from the sight and landed a hard smack to your ass to wake you up from your last orgasm. you were face into the pillow and yelped from the contact letting out a accidental moan at the stinging feeling. “stay up f’ me pretty..need you awake baby, wanna hear you repeat it.” eren spoke softly sliding in and out of you effortlessly. hitting your soft spongy spot over and over making a whimper leave your lips with every thrust into you. “mm yeah i’m daddies only g-girl! fuck!” your eyes rolled in the back of your head as you spoke and moaned your words. eren smirked hearing your words and decided to stop finally teasing and get you your last nut. thrusting faster, gripping tighter on your waist slamming you back onto his dick, and fucking into you. eren was a groaning mess and his thrust started to recklessly come on as he was finna nut. “cum with me pretty please baby, just wanna make you feel g-good..fuck.” eren plead out a breathy moan as he tilted his head, thrust sputtering as hot stream’s of cum swarmed your tummy. you came on his dick, gripping onto the sheets below you, eyes shutting tightly as you continued to still throw back on him to finish your nut. eren was gripping your waist tightly, biting his bottom lip and whimpering as he continued to release into your tight cunt. snapping his hips into you more as he drained himself into you. you were gripping him, literally milking his dick. eren sat with a half open mouth as he finished and groaned. setting his forehead on your shoulder from behind you, panting and rubbing up your back with a warm hand. he placed soft kisses onto the crook of your neck and back. “stop thinking you got competition with these bitches y/n, they could never be you baby. let alone breathe the same air as you my love..” eren mumbled into your shoulder as you both came down from your high. you were tired and fucked out but you listened to every word he spoke. you shouldn’t be jealous, eren was wrapped around your finger as you were of him.

#black reader #black y/n #eren x y/n #eren x black reader #eren x black y/n #eren smut #eren jeager smut #eren jaeger #eren x you #eren x black fem!reader #eren x reader #eren headcanons #eren yeager

[lewisvinga]

my american boy! | logan sargeant x fem! reader

summary; despite living in a country halfway across the world and rarely seeing logan, y/n will always love her american boy

fc; ningning

warnings; 1 kinda suggestive comment

notes; requested!

masterlist !

liked by logansargeant, lilymhe, and 840,023 others!

yourusername: when you’re out n about & american boy sends u $$$ to buy flowers 🥹🥹

username: ‘american boy’ IMSICH I LOVE THEM

username: i need an american boy too

logansargeant: anything for my girl from the other side of the world ❤️‍🩹

yourusername: getting on my knees for u fr🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

logansargeant: ft??😁

yourusername: ON IT

lilymhe: BARLBARK BARK (louder than logan)

yourusername: BARKBARKBARK (louder than alex)

username: the way he’s in hungary but still manages to buy her flowers 🥹🥹

username: how’d they even meet?

username: she used to be neighbors w him when she lived in miami for a few years! they started dating right before she moved away to her parents’ country!

yourusername uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; when bae lets u rant for an hour about the annoying mcdonald’s worker] [caption 2; goodnight 🩵 ]

liked by yourusername, alex_albon, and 1,034,837 others!

logansargeant: american boy got hacked from the other side of the world XXD

alex_albon: oh dear

yourusername: i can steal ur gf dont test me albono !!

lilymhe: she’s right she can

alex_albon: logan wouldn’t appreciate that

logansargeant: he’s right i wouldn’t

alex_albon: normal typing! it’s actually logan!

logansargeant: maybe i’m still y/n

alex_albon: no :p :D :3 , i know that’s you logan!

username: SHES SO CUTE

username: i love them your honor

yourusername: woah who is that cutie?? is she single 🤩

logansargeant: no she’s happily taken by her favorite american boy😁

yourusername: i bet her american boy is very very cute 😵‍💫😵‍💫

oscarpiastri: awh you made him blush!

logansargeant: don’t believe him

username: he trusts her enough w his instagram pw???? IM GOING XRAZY

username: logan is the biggest green flag

username: ‘XXD’ how can u hate her?????

liked by logansargeant, lilymhe, and 893,827 others !

yourusername: weekends in summer ^o^

tagged; lilymhe, logansargeant

lilymhe: i love my boyfriends boyfriends girlfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourusername: and i love my boyfriends boyfriends girlfriend !

username: her relationship w lily >>>

username: gorgeous gorgeous girls !

username: williams wags>>>

logansargeant: the prettiest girl to ever exist, thank you for always supporting me❤️❤️‍🩹

yourusername: ur #1 cheerleader from wherever! :p

logansargeant: also, how did you get the last picture? i’ve never???? seen it?????

yourusername: i might have a source that is around u all the time to send me pics of u (alex)

alex_albon: snitch!

username: those cupcakes look so good omgg

username: the way they make long distance relationships work gives me hopes for mine 🥹

username: yall think they’re gonna hang out during summer break??

username: i really hope so:/ it’s been months since they’ve seen each other :/

yourusername uploaded to their story!

[caption 2; serious girlies before going on girls trip:p ( + stinky alex )]

alex_albon replied to your story!

alex_albon

that’s a lot of shit talking for someone who just bought u an iced oat milk latte

yourusername

thx lily’s bf

logan used to buy me lattes 💔

alex_albon

what a surprise you’ll have *deleted*

yeah yeah you’re welcome for that croissant too🙄

lilymhe uploaded to their story!

[caption 1: before boarding the plane;] [caption 2; 5 mins after boarding the plane ( the plane hasn’t even left ) ;]

logansargeant replied to your story!

logansargeant

and she doesn’t have a single clue?

lilymhe

do u know ur gf

she’s as clueless as a ladybug

logansargeant

yeah true , but i love my clueless ladybug

lilymhe

she’s been talking about u a lot more than usual

she’s upset that you had ‘plans in miami’ during the week of your 3 year anniversary

she keeps talking about u logan HSLP ME

logansargeant

i get to cancun tomorrow early morning

keep her stable with iced oat milk lattes and croissants till then

lilymhe

alex and i are already one step ahead of you🫡🫡

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logansargeant: surprise! happy 3 years, my pretty girl. i love you 💗

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: WAHHH

alex_albon: that’s how u sounded when he surprised you

yourusername: IT HAD BEEN 9 MONTHS OH HOW I’VE MISSED YOU D:

logansargeant: FACETIMING FOR HOURS WASN’T ENOUGH!!

yourusername: happy 3 years 💓💓 i love you sooooo much , my american boy, i’m gonna kiss u rn

logansargeant: omw to the room 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

username: PARENTS REUNITED

username: mother and father are together again for their anniversary 😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

username: a relationship like them pls

username: he surprised her in cancun??🥹

lilymhe: cute n all but can i have my gf back ?😕

logansargeant: no. i haven’t seen her in months. you saw her last week. 🤬

alex_albon: lily???🧐

yourusername: tee hee :P

alex_albon: thank you so much alex for making sure y/n didn’t get lost in the airport, plane, or the hotel !

alex_albon: you’re welcome, logan! so nice to be appreciated !

logansargeant: thanks i guess 🙄

alex_albon: … i’ll take it!

username: LILY AND ALEX WERE WITH THEM?

username: awh a williams vacay!

oscarpiastri: surprised logan didn’t spoil the surprise sooner, he would’ve told the whole paddock if i didn’t stop him😭

logansargeant: hey! i tried!

yourusername: leave my american boy alone !!😞

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[cowboyfromh3ll]

Could we get some sex hcs for Dutch, John, Charles, and Arthur (maybe even both sides of the honor spectrum) for how they are in bed and what kinks you think they'd have?

Kinks HC

(Dutch Van Der Linde, John Marston, Charles Smith, Arthur Morgan)

Warnings: smut, size kink, mommy kink, lactation kink, foot fetish, bdsm dynamics, daddy kink, sadomasochism, asphyxiation

Arthur Morgan

Size kink for sure

If you're especially smaller compared to him it drives him crazy

Would use his strength to his advantage and carry you while y'all fuck

Pins you down with his weight, holds you in place, carries you around, etc

Grips the head board...

Has probably broken a bed or two

High honor would mean he'd be a lot more considerate of your pleasure and what you want. Much gentler and passionate. Sex with high honor Arthur would feel a lot more like love making, but if you have requests for something a little rougher he'll indulge you in that. He'd be mindful of his size relative to you but it'd still be a huge turn on for him

Much like with high honor, low honor Arthur would also find a huge turn on in the size difference. Though he'd be a lot more selfish with pleasure. Not to say he wouldn't keep your enjoyment in mind, but he'd always get his nut in no matter what. One way or another. Also this man FUCKS, not necessarily makes love. Rough as hell and he finds enjoyment in your debauched flace and pleads. Will probably mock your moans for enjoyment.

John Marston

I said it before. Mommy kink. Let me elaborate.

Definitely a tits man, so he'd probably have a lactation kink too. Would beg to suck on your breasts when you're pregnant. Handles your chest like they're some treasure he needs to be careful with.

Aboslutely awestruck by the way your breasts increase in size throughout your pregnancy.

Gets antsy and hot and bothered whenever you lactate through your shirt.

Practically BEGS on his KNEES just to get a taste

As for the mommy kink, this is when he's submissive in bed

Probably likes it when you're rough on him when you're domming

I'm talking hair pulling, slapping, ordering him around

Calls you mommy the entire time and tries to get a nipple in his mouth whenever he can

Motherless behavior

Also feet, but that's a fetish. I can just see him frequently asking for foot jobs.

Charles Smith

I feel like he'd be pretty vanilla, but he'd still be flexible depending on what you like and what he's willing to do

One of the things he'd be more willing to do is asphyxiation. A gentle squeeze of your neck to putting you in a choke hold while he flexes

Is iffy about it but once he sees your red face and your eyes roll back he's all for it

Also praise! Any form of positive reinforcement in the bed room is a green flag for him.

Uses the most gentle and flowery words to take and make you feel comfortable

BRO JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING "Good girl" IN HIS VOICE IM DECEASED

Also wouldn't mind letting you dom him once in a while. Would be down to be tied up. Thinks the trust aspect that comes with it is super attractive.

Dutch Van Der Linde

Roleplay 100%. Think it's fun to pretend to be other people. Supplies costumes, jewelry, props, anything to make it more realistic. Will even do location changes for it.

Wants to be called sir during sex, any other title or name and he'll view it as deserving of punishment

Brat taming, so be as bratty and bitchy as you want, he'll find a way to break you

Likes blindfolds, gags, bondage, leather

I can also see him pouring candle wax on you. Gets a rise out of inflicting these things on you

Likes to command you to do things such as laying down, spreading your legs, getting on yout knees, etc...

He sets the scene and everything, rose petals, candles inside his tent, slow music, he puts thought into EVERY detail

Now that I think about it maybe a daddy kink. For times when he's feeling dirtier and rougher he'll want you to call him daddy.

Thinks its so scandalous and it makes him feel so giddy

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