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dammitadolfnomorecake · 4 years

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Once Bitten, Twice Stupid prt.74

“Show me your teeth again?”

Smiling so his teeth showed, Lance was still waiting for the other shoe to drop. Pidge had been... he expected more anger. Like a kick to the nuts or to be tasered. He really should have know once her anger passed Pidge would be asking a zillion questions. Hunk was a little more subdued, perfectly acceptable as Lance was happy not to be hated

“Don’t you cut Keith’s lips when you kiss?”

“He does”

Sitting in Keith’s lap, his boyfriend had his arms around his waist. They’d ended up in a weird five way hug in the cell after Shiro had given him a sheet to wear around his hips. Keith was crying, he was crying, Hunk was crying... there was a lot of crying. Now they were celebrating being back together again Pidge style. Sitting in the back of a not so busy pub. They were all there. Matt, Rieva, Shiro, Curtis, him, Keith, and Allura. He’d invited Allura on a whim. It kind of... he kind of felt like this massive burned was off on him. He still wanted to talk to Pidge and Hunk alone, but he wanted Matt and Pidge to hurry up and reconnect now. With limited spacing, he’d sat on Keith’s lap as a joke, but Keith had seemed pretty okay with having him there, so he hadn’t moved.

“And Miriam... she’s not your grandmother or your daughter?”

Lance shook his head. Pidge had asked him that like three times now

“Nope. Mother”

“And she’s human”

“Yep”

“And Keith’s human?”

“Yep”

“And Shiro...”

Lance couldn’t stop smiling. He was in his boyfriend’s arms and the trouble coming from Rome couldn’t feel further away

“Is human”

“I just... how did we not see it sooner?!”

Lance shrugged

“I’m an amazing actor?”

“You’re a butt nugget. Do you feed from Keith?”

“Nope. Blood bags”

“Why don’t you feel from Keith?”

“Because I prefer blood bags?”

“But wouldn’t Keith be fresh?”

Keith groaned, reduced to a walking bag of food

“Can we not act like I’m not here?”

“But I have so many questions!”

“I know. You’ve asked him everything repeatedly”

Reaching past him for his drink, Lance shifted a little so he wouldn’t be in the way. Keith was drinking, but it was okay, because he totally deserved a drink for putting up with all of them as long as he had. Lance was drinking too, not that it did much of anything

“I can’t help it. Now we know, does that mean you’re coming home?”

Ah... there it was... the question he’d dodged before...

“Maybe”

Pidge wrinkled her brow as she stuffed another wedge in her mouth

“Why not? We know now...”

“Don’t speak with a mouthful. Because there’s some things I need to do first”

“Lame. And you’re not my dad, old man. How are you so young?!”

Lance sighed

“Because I stopped growing”

“So like, no grey hair ever?”

“No”

“No getting old?”

“Nope”

“Wow. You’re like one of those click bait anti-aging ads”

How he wished he could grow old. But if he did... it’d be kind of weird when he and Keith went out

“I’m sorry. It’s not like I don’t want to look older”

“Can you turn back into a bat?”

“Not right now?”

“Do you need to recharge or something?”

Keith drained his drink, placing it back down on the table before resting his chin on Lance’s shoulder

“Lance only turns into a bat when he’s upset. First time I saw it happen he was a bat for three days”

“That’s so cool. You totally need to learn how to control it. Then you could be like “nope, I’m out!”, turn into a bat and fly away

“You mean like right now?”

Pidge glared at him

“That’s so rude”

“You’re the one being rude, Gremlin. You could be talking to Matt”

“But Matt’s just a werewolf. You’re like a vampire”

Matt’s ego wasn’t going to love that

“Pidge... maybe you’re asking too many questions?”

Hunk’s voice was low. He was staring down at his beer

“Hunk, bud, if you’ve got questions, you can ask them”

Hunk shook his head

“I feel so stupid. You weren’t sick and I kept trying to take care of you. No wonder you were always cold”

His poor ray of sunshine

“Hey. I appreciated every single time you tried”

“I don’t... How do you survive? Like... I’ve seen you in the sun and I’ve seen you eat...”

Allura answered Hunk

“Lance is a little peculiar for a vampire. He’s a model citizen of how a vampire should be. Being turned young has worked in his favour and helped him keep a good grip on himself. Coran is very proud of him”

Pidge turned to Allura

“Coran’s the...?”

Lance wouldn’t miss a moment to brag about Coran

“He’s the man with gorgeous orange hair and magnificent moustache that made you sign those forms before you could leave”

“Oh... Is he a vampire?”

“Nope. He and Allura are very special”

In his ear, Keith whispered

“You’re special. And loud”

“Aw, Babe. You think I’m special”

“Very. And loud”

Pidge poked her tongue out. Lance ignoring her and kissing Keith on the cheek

“You two are gross. Allura, how do you tolerate them?”

Allura giggled. Despite the pubs feel, she still wore her hat to keep her ears hidden, easily passing as human

“Coran and I are very happy for the both of them. This is the first time Lance has dated. Both compliment each other and have amazingly compatible quintessence”

“What’s that?”

Allura had done it now. Lance nuzzling against Keith’s face as all the attention went off of him.

With drinks flowing, Pidge loosened up. Lance finding he didn’t have to contribute to the conversation. Snuggled into his boyfriend, Keith was talking more than him. Lance was happy for him. Happy that Keith felt like he could talk. Happy Keith was surrounded by people who accepted him... and happy that he hadn’t ended up murdered and dumped in the closest alley. Hunk was getting there. Lance wondered if he was thinking about Shay. He didn’t want to come between them. Maybe he could ask Coran about a non-disclosure for Shay? Shay and Hunk were just the cutest couple. He could see them in matching cane rocking chairs on their front veranda with grandbaby Hunks and Shays running around in the front yard as they sipped their ice tea and talked about their first matching tattoos. If he never could have returned to Platt, he would have left his house to Matt and Rieva. Rieva would have wanted to pay rent, which Lance would have set aside for rates and upkeep. Now he had a chance at going back there... but not until talked to Keith about what Keith wanted to do. And Keith couldn’t have that talk until he talked to his mother.

With a soft sigh, Lance leaned back, kissing Keith on the cheek

“What was that for?”

“For you. For putting up with me. For being the strong one today”

“I didn’t do much of anything”

“You helped us all reconnect. Don’t sell yourself short”

Keith was buzzed. He had to be after how ever many drinks he’d gone through. They came for lunch and lunch was long gone. His boyfriend was smiling, chatting, and his hand had wandered down to sit on Lance’s thigh

“I need to use the bathroom”

Not the deflecting comment a sober Keith would make

“Alright. I’ll hop up”

“You could come with me?”

Matt and Rieva both choked on air. Keith must have forgotten about their hearing. Pidge tilting her head as she stared at the pair of them

“Guys? Are Lance and Keith being gross?”

Matt was smiling like the horny arsehole he was, as Lance felt his dick twitch. He’d been damn dickmatized by Keith. Now his cheeks were warming up and Keith’s hand was sliding up his leg

“Keith has to take Lance home”

“What? Why?”

“It’s a vampire thing”

Why was he being blamed because Keith had wandering hands?! Fucking Matt. Allura misreading things thanks to Matt

“Oh. Oh, dear. Keith, you’d better take him. Or I can take him and you can stay?”

“No, I’ve got him. Sorry, guys. He hasn’t eaten much today”

Lance hadn’t eaten anything other than human food... was his teeth showing? Was he missing something or was everyone blaming him because Keith had wandering hands? Moving his hand to palm at Lance’s crotch, Lance squeaked. Fucking Keith!

“I’m actually pretty hungry. I get a bit Hangry when I haven’t eaten. Keith, let’s go, like now”

Yeah. He was confusing his friends. But Keith’s stupid hand felt good. Maybe he was releasing pheromones?

“I’ll call you guys a taxi. Will you be alright?”

“I’ve got him, Shiro. Sorry we’ve got to go. Are you guys headed home tonight?”

“Nah. We’re staying at my parents place here. We’ll see you tomorrow, right?”

“Yep. Come on, Lance”

Sitting in the back of the taxi on the way to the bookshop, Lance was pointedly not looking at Keith. The silence between them weird

“I’m horny”

Lance’s eyes went wide

“Dude! You can’t just blurt that out!”

The poor taxi driver probably wondered what the fuck they’d gotten themselves into

“I can’t help it”

“You don’t need to announce it. I’m so sorry about my friend. He promised to tip you well if you ignore him”

“You don’t wanna do it?”

Lance groaned, face burning. He didn’t know if he wanted to or not

“Maybe. Just calm down until we get back”

Keith turned his head to look at him

“You know... you’re really fucking pretty. Your eyes are so fucking blue”

Oh, God. Could Keith please shut up?

“Thanks?”

“It’s true. You’re really cute... I like you, you know I like you, don’t you?”

“I know”

Keith went silent for a few moment. Lance grateful until his boyfriend sighed deeply before stating he was horny again.

Handsy Keith was handsy. Lance wrapping his boyfriend’s arms around his waist so he could keep those hands from feeling him up as he rubbed against his arse. Getting in the mood, they ended up giggling between kisses and Keith’s attempts to grope him, Lance grateful they made it back to his room without being seen. Sitting his boyfriend down on his bed, he straddled Keith’s lap. Cupping Keith’s face in his hands, he smiled at his boyfriend

“You’re drunk”

“I’m happy”

“You’re drunk and happy”

“Kiss me?”

“I would, but I refuse to take advantage of you”

“You’re not...”

“You’re drunk, babe. We haven’t talked about having sex again”

Keith sighed, nuzzling into Lance’s left palm

“You’re right”

Lance was in the mood below the belt, but the lack of intoxication kept him levelish

“We had a scare. And I think maybe we should talk”

“You haven’t mentioned it again... do you regret me?”

Purple eyes looked up at him so sadly

“God. Keith. No. Not you. Not ever. I want to know if you’re okay”

“I don’t... I feel like whatever I say, I’m just going to sound horny”

That was true, but he also knew Keith would back off if he didn’t want to

“If I say I’m nervous, will you say you’ll be patient?”

“If you say you don’t want to have sexy sex we won’t”

Lance quirked an eyebrow at “sexy sex”. Keith was “drunky drunk”

“What if I said I was scared of falling pregnant? Scared I am?”

Keith kissed his palm, looking adorable as he did

“You’re not, babe. I swear I took care of your arsehole”

And Keith’s cuteness went out the window. Lance would have face palmed if he could have

“Baaaabe”

“I did. I don’t know what to do. It feels good not hiding... but now I have to share you”

“You know you’re the only one for me”

“Am I? Because you’re really nice and cute. You could have anyone”

“I don’t want anyone”

“Then rely on me! Let me fucking love you!”

What now?

“You love me?”

Keith sucked in a shaky breath

“Yeah. I talked to Shiro last night. I, like, love you and shit. I wanna be with you. Like... being with you. Fuck. I’m not good at this. I swear it’s not because I want to stick my dick in you, even if I really want to. I really don’t know what I’m saying but you’re special and stuff. Like... I got so mad today but I got where Pidge was coming from and it’s like everything is finally looking up again and that’s your fault. And I liked not like hiding and like maybe I can see like a future for us and god... I don’t know how to love but I think... I think I like you more than like. Fuck. I’m saying this wrong”

Damn if Keith hadn’t just made him melt. Now he could smell himself, Keith was definitely sending him into heat

“No. No. I really want to be with you”

“Then be with me!”

“I am... okay... fuck... just... be careful?”

“I’m going to wreck your fucking arse”

That wasn’t being careful... but okay. He couldn’t live in a whatever moment when the future looked so good.

Lance’s heat rolled in as he stripped, Keith rubbing against his arse hadn’t helped things down there, his underwear uncomfortably wet as he shimmied it down. Keith got naked way too fast and way too easily, laying on the bed, waiting for Lance to be ready. Crawling up and into Keith’s lap, his boyfriend pulled him down to kiss, Lance whining softly as his unwanted fear tried to ruin this for him. He was overthinking. He knew he was overthinking. Keith might have been babbling, but the sentiment was there. He wanted him. He liked their friends knowing and being open about it. They didn’t have to lie anymore and it was liberating. Grinding in Keith’s lap as they kissed, Lance wanted everything Keith could give him. Breaking the kiss, he stared down at Keith, Keith smiling like he was blissed out of his head already

“You’re staring”

“You’re sexy”

“Thanks...”

“How do you want to do this?”

“Like this... I want to watch you”

“Good. I want to watch you while I fuck your arse on my big dick”

Keith needed to work on his dirty talk. Lance had to fight not to laugh

“Okay...”

Boy if Keith didn’t deliver. Lance had his hands against the wall, Keith’s hands on his hips as his boyfriend held him down, fucking him until his fears went out the window. Mouth open, he was the one who was a babbling mess

“Babe...?”

Keith was warning him, Lance didn’t want him to stop

“Shit... I’m close... don’t stop... nghm... Ah... Ah... nmm... shit... fuck... ah... ah... mnmm... ah... ah...”

It was hard to sound sexy as he came across Keith’s belly. Keith driving up, letting out a stuttered groan as he came. Keith was a caring lover. He always tried to make Lance come first... and fuck if he hadn’t.

Keith sat up, Lance letting himself sink into his boyfriend’s arms, hips still rocking as they nuzzled into each other

“Babe?”

Kissing his cheek, Keith really was the sweetest

“I’m okay”

“Okay... good...”

“Keith... I... I don’t want to... lose you”

Sexual intimacy was weird. A new fear would linger for a while, until he could let go entirely. The same fear would linger in Keith’s heart too. Both of them too serious for their own goods and prone to being lost in the bad thoughts

“You won’t”

“I want to find a way to have this be normal for us again”

“We will. You should eat and we can cuddle”

Sex might take some time, but Keith’s cuddles were a whole other story

“I’d like that”

#once bitten twice stupid #oncebittentwicestupid #ashratherose

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kiwiwola · 4 years

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11-12-11

Woke up stiff, but not as bad as yesterday morning. Same 3 levelish pain. Did most of my pt exercises sooner rather than later, half after breakfast and half after lunch. Little bit eaisier/less painful than yesterday, possibly because I didn't push poses as hard. Still only doing 2/3 sets of the floor ones, those are the hardest to not tense up during. Being horizontal is still a 3,4, but a few times today when sitting with my back supported, looking straight forward, it was solid 1.5,2. Took a nap that started at a 3, but woke up at a 2. So that's??something??

Drawing is still scary. Moved my monitor again (centered, instead of to the side of my desk). Tried some foam around my pen to make it larger/easier to grip, but don't love it. Hard to start drawing now, because all I can think of is "is this the right position? Is everything set up right? How much time do I have before things stiffen up?"

I'm not yet to the point of delving into the question of "do I need to find an alternate way of making art?" yet, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't something I thought about. I try not to, for now, because it kind of scares me and makes me sad. Also my physical therapist seems p optimistic, so I think things will probably be ok.

#dumb fish stuff #therapy stuff

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boondockerblog · 2 years

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Day 27 (to Saddle Mountain BLM)

Bill and Maddie went off to tell the people from Topeka that we were leaving. I finished up Adult Forum at church. We prepped everything for our bumpy road driving. And then off to our usual moving day stops - fruit/veg/milk (blessedly at Aldi - woo-hoo!), gas, propane, water, dump, garbage, a final Dutch Brothers coffee and muffin top and Bill's new favorite stop Amazon Locker.

A Gorgeous Day to Drive

We arrived in the daylight!!! And thank goodness as we'd never have found where a place we'd like to park would be in the dark. As it was after we got in about a mile to be up against a mountain we spent an hour moving to get as level as we could, do landscaping to get to a levelish place and worked to see what we thought would be sunrise from one window and sunset from another (in the shadow of the mountain it was tricky to find). We'll report back tomorrow on our level of success.

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365day2015 · 3 years

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Day 85

Woke up kinda lateish around 930 and got ready. Turned in my chapter 12 study guide questions that I finished last night and then got to campus around 1050. Got to lecture on time and we just finished up borderline personality disorder. We also learned about narcissistic personality disorder (people who think highly of themselves so much that it becomes a problem), avoidant personality disorder (fear of being criticized in social situations so they avoid it), and obsessive-compulsive personality disorder (pay attention way too much about details and become obsessed with organization). Towards the end of class around 1150, we got into groups (numbered of by 10s) and each group had to act out the disorders we learned about. Not all the people in the group had to participate, so two people in my group decided to be the ones to go up but our group didn’t go up today since time. Three other groups did and they acted out avoidant, borderline, and one other I can’t remember. After that, lecture ended and I went directly to MGB so I could pick up my homework review for stat. My TA’s office was on the third floor and when I visited someone was already there asking questions and doing a review. I waited outside for like 30 seconds and then she gave me my review. I got a 21/25 cause I suck and made little mistakes. After that, I went to webb and chilled with smash until about 145. There was no meeting up with the twins to do the perception quiz because they didn’t come to campus today due to their class being canceled. Anyway, there was this test review that was going on at the engineering and computational science building (MSRC) for stat at 2 that I saw in an email this morning so I decided to go.

When I got there, apparently it was originally supposed to be in an office, but it got moved to this pretty sweet conference room. People slowly trickled in as we started the review. It was pretty good and I knew almost all the answers we went through. There was even one example that I did that the TA said she would of done the same way so I feel pretty good about this. There were also soda and cookies that was complimentary and I couldn’t eat/drink any of it since lent :(. I left early around 315 when it was supposed to end at 4 cause it got kinda hectic towards the end. Went to my club afterwards and chilled for the rest of the day. Not much really happened besides Paul swiping me and Ke in again and we got to-go. Had a half grilled cheese, pork and potatoes, alfredo with pesto nuts, and two meat lover pizzas. Us three at a table in the webb right by my club and we were reminiscing the good ol’ smash days (a year ago luls) which was cool. Another thing that happened was a 3v1 where it was me vs andy, avial and my big and I lost with jiggs and fox, but won somehow with marth haha. I also had a falco round robin with John and this newish dude who comes by a little named Josh. He’s actually pretty good and his falco is on our levelish. If he knew a little more, he could probably be better than our falcos haha. After that, me and spot got challenged to a doubles power rank against Tai and Jeremy. That was alright, we won 2-0 so that was good. Not much happened after that and I left campus around 930. Got home, played some tsum tsu, ate this pork thing my mom cooked with some lo-mein and now it’s 1230 and I’m thinking if I should study now, or sleep early, wake up early and then spend the whole day studying. I might do like, one chapter tonight and then go to sleep after some more games of tsum tsum.

#March 26

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randomkiwibirds · 6 years

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How come all the entry levelish jobs I’m finding are in marketing/sales - the two fields i DON’T want to go in

#becca's personal posts

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weirdlet · 7 years

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The interesting thing about a 500 Kingdoms-esque setting is that you could in theory have a whole lot of the regular D&D stuff going on, without necessarily having to have any of it or have it abide by- I dunno, stringent adherence to D&D Standard Use. Scattered orc tribes? Sure, you get them rolling through every so often, but it’s been a long time since they gathered together in numbers enough to worry about, and the less settled human-folk get along better with them. Dragon? Hasn’t been one in this area in a generation or two, but over the mountain there’s a younger one what’s adopted a village- and of course, everyone’s heard of the Dragon Knight a few kingdoms over. It’s when one goes to the bad and comes into human territory that you have to worry. Elves? They have a few enclaves, kin to the Fey who know the Tradition to their bones but biding more by mortal rules, for all their pretenses. Little scattered pockets of strange and wonderful creatures, made so by the magic that gathers in little eddies and pools that only a few touched mortals can see. Some bad, some good, some just looking for their next meal or their next trade expedition. Wizards and clerics alike can go to schools or figure things out on their own, guided by the unseen hand of the story nudging them down their path.

And of course some people are born special- the Tradition takes an interest, endows them with the potential to be the right hand at the right time to make something wonderful- or terrible- happen. Those kingdoms where magic is welcomed have their quirks, but if they abide by the rules, things tend to run fairly well, but always with the potential of falling into a curse or a bad ending- the pile of bones beneath the tower. Those that drive it out, well- they live and die by their own luck, and magical creatures and mages may be less powerful in those parts of the world, less prone to causing trouble, but things in general are less prone to grand successes and also if something does crop up, it’s harder to root out without asking for outside help.

Which is of course where our heroes can step in.

First things first, though- need to figure out what kind of story to tell, what adventure to send the players on. I have the one with the blood fall, the frost giantess and the evil fey, but that’s- mid-levelish, I think, after you’ve spent some time in the more temperate climates.

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itsaviolathing · 7 years

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Do u know any good viola audition pieces? High school levelish?

Let me reroute you to these two posts

http://itsaviolathing.tumblr.com/post/153028644560/good-viola-pieces-to-play

http://itsaviolathing.tumblr.com/post/137679477810/please-send-me-viola-concertos-that

Hopefully you’ll find something from one of these posts, but for any further suggestions or advice or anything just send me a message, I’m happy to help out or chat or whatever 😊

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ourheartscondemnus · 7 years

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OOC: Hobbit comments Smaug part 3- final-

The look in the dwarves eyes as the remember the city as it was, the nostalgia and longing in their hearts. It’s so beautiful.

‘Weed...’ My mind instantly turns to this dwarf (I can’t keep up with who is who) is a stoner.

Bilbo is in too deep. Literally, he’s going too deep down in the mountain.

Do orcs wear undercloth on those loin cloths? Is it for hiding their shame? is it aesthetic? easier not to have cocks and balls flopping about? I literally don’t know.

You shall not pass before you shall not pass became Gandalf's thing

Sauron looks like a female with that outline, but I know it’s likely a dude

Bilbo should have just used the ring from the start. -If he has it on him? I lost track of the ring o-o

Dear dwarfs, give me your gold. Not even a large portion. Only like a handful of it could pay for my college and give me a life of luxury.

And here John meets Sherlock all over again. In confused awe and with an awkward boner. Added fear.

I wonder who came up with the idea that dragons like hoards. Is a dragon just an interpretation of selfish assholes who refuse to assist anyone?

I totally can’t tell this is Benedict from the voice, I love it.

Smaug is everything I want in a dragon.

Bard trying to tell his kids they won't die, not believing it himself, determined to finish the job and kill the dragon=heartbreaking

‘His name is Bilbo’ -Ballad of Bilbo Baggins begins to play-

Gandalf ‘I’m too old for this shit’ The Grey

Orcs-always come at the worst moment

NOOOOO DON’T KILL THE BABIES -FUCK YEAH TAU IS THERE, legolas too

I bet these kids have never seen an orc or an elf, and here all the sudden they are being attacked and defended by them while housing dwarves which they may never have seen before either

Seriously, WHAT IS WITH LEGOLAS’S EYES IN THIS MOVIE

Tau loves Kili, love at first sight, can’t convince me otherwise.

thorin looks 10x older and i dont like how he is acting. madness....

dwarves-rush out like kids at a school play who missed their queue

Was Tau’s only purpose,other than looking badass, being created as an add in just for romantic subplot? I mean, I like it, but that is also kind of shitty???

THESE MOVIES ARE TOO LONG BUT ALSO REALLY GOOD AND I HAVE 30 MINUTES LEFT AND I JUST BLARGH

What trouble could have been saved if Bilbo had lost the ring in Smaug’s hoard?

‘if this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together’ SO THAT’S WHERE THOSE LYRICS COME FROM ( I’m not a fan of Ed Shereen, but I love the song he did for this movie)

Thinking on how EVERYTHING has porn, LOTR porn has got to be some weird shit with all these orcs, goblins, trolls, etc.

Has legolas never bled? He just looked like Nelson on the simpsons the one time someone-bart?- made him bleed ‘Hey, you made me bleed my own blood!’

Holy hell I would not want to be on a dragons snout -this isn’t dragontales after all

Okay but like, Asgardians coming to Middle-earth -hell yeah

After 60 years Smaug must be starving. Too bad he will die before getting a nice snack.

HOW IS SMAUG SO PSYCHIC LIKE?!

okay but like, I need an au where smaug kills EVEYRONE but bilbo and keeps bilbo as part of his hoard -get as kinky and hentai levelish as you want with it idgaf

‘we will have our revenge’ -BUUUUUT if you keep that gold ANOTHER DRAGON could come to claim your hoard.

Golden Smaug is beautiful. I love him.

‘I am fire. I am death.’ -Every girl when pissed off.

IT CUT OFF THERE?! HOW DID YOU PEOPLE LIVE WITH THIS SERIES AS IT CAME OUT?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!?

Ed Shereen’s song for this is honestly one of my favorite songs. Play this at my funeral mum and dad.

#Ninji watches The Hobbit

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