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I don’t know if anyone remembers my foster kittens. Their home fell through and now I have a princess and a loaf of bread

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wtf even was this show

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Can't talk right now I am busy sucking on Levi Ackerman's graceful neck

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dads doing their best

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Hi, there's this story where Levi works in a mortuary and he takes in Eren who presents as an omega, can you find it for me? Thanks!

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Hardly Perfect by Ashratherose

(Rated M, 129,540 words, multichapter, complete, TW rape)

Levi is an emotionally constipated alpha who's about to get a laxative in the shape of Eren Yeager.

About two awkward people learning how to give a shit

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A LOT of Ereri/ Riren Fanfictions

Varrying between one/two shots, canon au’s, modern au’s, all kinds of au’s, mostly multichapter with THOUSANDS of words of sin and fluff~ (WARNING: Some may be unfinished but none are abandoned (or at least don’t say they’re abandoned :/ ))

Most Recommended:

006 - FUCKINGMANIFESTATION (orphan_account)

3 A.M. - loveatfirstsight

A Forged Wedding - mistyhollowdrummer

By the Light of the Moon - kirakiracats

Counting Sheep - Icandigelvis

Crosshairs - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Dark Waters - Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house

Demons and Darkness - sciencefictioness

Extra Pepperoni - hikarimitsuko

For Your Entertainment - SailorHeichou

Freedom of the Press - kylar

Hands Clean - Ashke (Orphan account)

Haute Couture Love - SailorHeichou

I Heard You Talking - screwtodayimsleeping

I’ll Sing You Pretty Sounds - Sereiin

Junkyard Dogs - acidtowns

Just Another Werewolf AU - YatoJaeger

Kitty Dear - PrussiaMafia

Kitty Heichou - EreriLovesMiyano

Kitty Love - Ambrxiary

Last One Gone- Levi/Eren- Dark AU - Hopeless_Fangirl25

Leave Your Lover - SailorHeichou

Levi’s Whore House - hidansbabe530

Lips Like Sugar - TheSpazzBot

Lost Cause - mistyhollowdrummer

Monster - loveatfirstsight

Our Cryptic Love - Dressed_In_Darkness

Pinkie Promise - annoyedraccoon

Placing Faith - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Play You Like A Fiddle - sciencefictioness

Red Heat - sciencefictioness

Room 105 - nelleri

Save Me From The Monster Within - Littleanimenerd

Saving the Spade - SimplyTsundere

Shattered Façade - kylar

Sorry - RubyGlass

Steered Straight - kylar

Stowaway - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Street Brat - Monsoon

Sugar on Top - luna_trancy

The 6th Ward - coldmakerel

Tale of Two Tails - hidansbabe530

Teenage Dream - miss_faces

The Abyss - RinKim

The burden of Trust - Hitsumei

The Intern - Lutte

The Little Tian Cafe - pocketsizedtitan

The October Story - angstwithtea

The Old Boat House - Icandigelvis

The PBC - hidansbabe530

The Strange and the Usual - lalazee

The Thug - Dressed_In_Darkness

The Wolf and The Bat - hidansbabe530

Wanderlust - Sabrinanikkol

Wake Up - emiza

What’s Eating You? - TheSpazzBot

What’s New, Pussycat? - Lucyndareads

Woke up Dead - PresquePommes

Your love is a menace - Unseeliesidh

Your Royal Highness - kipnotize

Animal Instinct - PlayingChello

Multichapter AU’s:

(Do Not) Stand In The Shadow - elimak

006 - FUCKINGMANIFESTATION (orphan_account)

25 Days - NanamiYukari

3 A.M. - loveatfirstsight

A Forged Wedding - mistyhollowdrummer

A Forming Plot - harehi

A Little Less Dead - MildlyMoonstruck

A Matter of Perspective - KuroKitty (HaleYes)

Art of War - catsonfire

A Sound Like Breaking Glass - mongoose_bite

A Tutor Called Life - Ashala, NDainty

Augenfresser - foxicology

A Wolf in Armani - HipsterHobbit

An Unlikely Alliance - Monsoon

Angel In Glasses - YaoiQueen

Angel on the Field - Isthisdestiny

Anime Nerd: Confessions of a Weaboo - CloudFlower

A Pirate’s Life for Us - BerryTarts

Attention (Eren x Levi) - CuteKitty013

Back to you, with warmth & cups of coke & vodka. - S_Ackerman

Bad Choices - Ashratherose

Be Good for Me - TheSpazzBot

Be Mine - Too_Hentai_For_Life

Beg for more - 123Brooksie

Behind the Walls - CorporalLevisLittleLady

Blood Rites - KaedeRavensdale

Bluegreen Summer - miss_faces

Both Sides of the Same Coin - Daktasinsanity

By the Light of the Moon - kirakiracats

Call My Name - himawarinee

Campus and Complication - ichigoangel

Charnelle - madchilla

Chasing Summer - Dressed_In_Darkness

Choosing the Soulmate. - Unseeliesidh

City of Giants - mongoose_bite

Clarity - MystiTrinqua

Click on my Heart - CocoaChoux

Club Tryst - ScarlettSiren

Coded - Snk / Aot Ereri AU - LanceCorporalGermaphobe

Colorblind - SighofFear (SighofFeat)

Concerto in D Minor - kylar

Control - iisintrovert

Counting Sheep - Icandigelvis

Courting Troubles - Bird_of_Dreams

Crash Into Me - Yumislover99

Crosshairs - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Daddy’s Little Prince - xLindziex

Dark Waters - Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house

Daycare Daddy - careforsometeaeren

Daydreaming - myowninvention

Deal With It - Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house

Dear Ex-Brother - Winter_of_tomorrow

Delivery - FandomSprout69

Degrees of Innocence - freckledsatan

Demons and Darkness - sciencefictioness

Descent - angrytitanboy

Different Christmas - Sejiez

Disobey Me - NaruCosplay

don’t drown in the sea (stay with me) - Take_Me_To_My_Fragile_Dreams

Don’t Let Go - twisting_vine_x

Don’t Let Your Guard Down - Anime_or_scifi

Don’t Look Over Your Shoulder - Heichous_Poncho

Don’t Reach For The Moon - SailorHeichou

Down the Hall - Pas_dAutres

Editing my Suicide Note - orphan_account

Embrace the Darkness - Syao

Emotional Osmosis - SolSermisiere

Empire’s Twilight - KaedeRavensdale

Experimenting with Miracles - AriaofYlisse, GhostiesandGhoulies

Extra Pepperoni - hikarimitsuko

Fallen Star - Monsoon

Fast Cars & Freedom - SimplyTsundere

Fight or Flight - DeathSymphony

Finding Myself In Space - Kid_Brilliant

Fireside - twisting_vine_x

For Your Entertainment - SailorHeichou

Freedom of the Press - kylar

Freedom of Trost - bri607

Frozen Hearts - the_thug_Levi

Fuck Me Without Ceremony - MaggieMarr

Fuck: My Life - mongoose_bite

Fucking blue-slash-green - motoroilfreeway

Ghouls, Masks, and Lots of Confusion - DarkDemon, TheShippingGhost

Giving Up the Ghost - zhedang

Green-Red - 123Brooksie

Hands Clean - Ashke (Orphan account)

Haute Couture Love - SailorHeichou

He not She - tatakai

Head Sick - compulsivegrin

Heart Sanctuary - himawarinee

Heat Week - haganenoheichou (bondageluvr)

Heavydirtysoul - Sereiin

Hitched & Ditched - SimplyTsundere

Holding Hands in the Rain - twisting_vine_x

Hormonal Imbalance - Ellisaed

Hot Damn - MysteriouslySurreal

I Heard You Talking - screwtodayimsleeping

I Will Change - UnitedFandoms

I’ll Sing You Pretty Sounds - Sereiin

I’ll Wait - Nightfade16

I’m The Definition of Flamboyant - ShakespeareStoop

If the Seas Catch Fire - RobinRedR

In Shades Of Gold - sciencefictioness

It’s Fine - erentitanjaeger

Je Suis Amoureux de Toi - Snowberry

Joyriding - FraBee

Junkyard Dogs - acidtowns

Just Another Werewolf AU - YatoJaeger

Keep Your Distance - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Kidnapping the Heart - Rus_Am9000

Kitty Dear - PrussiaMafia

Kitty Heichou - EreriLovesMiyano

Kitty Love - Ambrxiary

Last One Gone- Levi/Eren- Dark AU - Hopeless_Fangirl25

Learning To Love - Lill5680

Leave Your Lover - SailorHeichou

Legends of Mermaids - RaphaelHeartrose

Levi Ackerman: Wolf Hunter - Jaegarbombastic

Levi’s Whore House - hidansbabe530

Light in the Dark - sugarplumsenpai

Limerence - LanceCorporalGermaphobe

Lips Like Sugar - TheSpazzBot

Lost Cause - mistyhollowdrummer

Lost Fire - StrangeScenes

Louder Than Words - TheArtofWar

Love at First Sneeze - queenofrulers, Thy_Undertaker

Love Don’t Cost A Thing - RainDancer

Love Like Flowers - rivaillin

Layal To You, My Prince - Eren_Mc_Swaggy_Pants

Ma Reine - ShakespeareStoop

Mad Men - warschach

Make You Feel My Love - StarChaser93

Maria University - alw0021

Melody of the Heart - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Metamorphosis - Dressed_In_Darkness

Metanoia - KaedeRavensdale

Methylene Blue - A26

Mine - CaptainoftheRirenShip

Mine - XoxStrifexoX

Miscalculations - bodtlings

Mister R - QueenieTheFangirl

Monster - loveatfirstsight

Must Love Cats - The_Hunter_Eren

My Best Friend’s Brother - RileyRiot

My Old Friend - mongoose_bite

My Soul To Take - toxzen

Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid - mongoose_bite

Never Back Down - warschach

No Sugar - Monsoon

Odi Et Amo (Hate And Love) - rivaillin

Offer Your Heart - LaurelNymph

One Hundred Ways - OrangeJuiceHP

Only One Kiss - KuraKuro

Our Cryptic Love - Dressed_In_Darkness

Our Eyes - Isyadelee

Parallels - 123Brooksie

Pardon the Mess - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Perspective - shittyfoureyes

Phantom - LadyAckerman

Pine And You’ll Recieve - thewinterangel

Pinkie Promise - annoyedraccoon

Placing Faith - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Play You Like A Fiddle - sciencefictioness

Poetry In Motion (Ereri AU) - MultifandomMemer

Precious Gift - julieofthewatertribe

Prince Eren - powblam

Prince Type - lillyisbunny

Prison Walk - HavrilHirtop

Promise - Froliczxc

Protege-Moi - tscwrites (tsc)

Purge - attackonheichou

Rebellious Nobodies - PrincessSmuttButt

Recollection - infinitysurvivor

Red Heat - sciencefictioness

Repressed - hikarimitsuko

Room 105 - nelleri

Rose Petals - 123Brooksie

Rule of Rivaille - Nowl

Save Me - NicoleEdxAl

Save Me From The Monster Within - Littleanimenerd

Saving the Spade - SimplyTsundere

Searching For Meaning - xxDeja_Uchihaxx

Seeking Shelter - BeTrueBeYou96

Shadows Comes the Light (OLD) - Sphynx

Shattered Façade - kylar

Sixty Degrees - JayAckerman

Snow and Silence - elliemoran

Snow White and the Huntsman - renindustria

Social Gatherings Give Me Panic Attacks - Night_Ray

Something New and Something Old - methuselahsattemptatlife

Somewhere I can Belong - nightwriterkohaku

Sorry - RubyGlass

Spark - TriP9282

Spit it out - Tomomi

Steered Straight - kylar

Stop being cute, you brat. - shihagami

Stowaway - OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Street Brat - Monsoon

Sugar on Top - luna_trancy

Sugar, We’re Going Down - toxzen

Sweep Me Off My Feet - LaurelNymph

Sword Art Online - erentitanjaeger

The 6th Ward - coldmakerel

Tale of Two Tails - hidansbabe530

Talking Body (Ereri/Riren) Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin - FandomTrashFTW

Tasting Happiness - kipnotize

Teal Eyed Boy - Mishkali

Tears of a Demon - Song_of_the_Black_Wolf

Teenage Dream - miss_faces

Tell Me That You Still Want Me Here - fmaloser

The Abyss - RinKim

The Apostate and the Deserter - KaedeRavensdale

The Best of Intentions - ReluctantHero

The Blacklist - captainererishipper

The burden of Trust - Hitsumei

The Change You Wish to See - mistyhollowdrummer

The Crown [Ereri] - shingeki_no_locker

The Customer is Almost Always Wrong - kiokushitaka

The Devil’s Hands Make Light Work - twisted_fiction

The Echo of a Gunshot - MrsMaster

The Exchange Student - CeceRogue

The Fan and The Actor - JaJAeger

The Haunting - defenderofjustice707

The Intern - Lutte

The Junjou Romantica Crossover - orphan_account

The Little Tian Cafe - pocketsizedtitan

The love resort - Unseeliesidh

The Mate Trilogy - Code_Queen

The Music Room - PorcelainRose

The October Story - angstwithtea

The Old Boat House - Icandigelvis

The only time I feel good falling is when I’m falling fast and hard for you - SailorHeichou

The PBC - hidansbabe530

The Prince and the Guide - ThatEreriGirl

The Prince Bride - Liona

The Reason Why I Smile - KuroKitty (HaleYes)

The Secrets We Keep - Shiroi1062

The Strange and the Usual - lalazee

The Talk - WhiteSilverandMercury

The Tearoom - sugarplumsenpai

The Thug - Dressed_In_Darkness

The Titan Host Club - amisimple

The Way We Were - Addinavi

The Wolf and The Bat - hidansbabe530

The Wolf and the Mountain - bfketh

The World Without Walls - PresquePommes

These Weren’t Memories - mongoose_bite

Threads of a Fairy Tale - luna_trancy

To Kill With No Regrets - SinfulAvenue

To Trust an Alpha Wolf (Is in Itself an Act of Madness) - Icecat45

Turquoise Waterfall - halfbakedeb

Typo - speedybeams, undercovermoffat

Undercover Lover - SimplyTsundere

Wanderlust - Sabrinanikkol

Watashi No Shugo Tenshi (My Guardian Angel) - EreriLovesMiyano

Wake Up - emiza

What Could Happen? - ReluctantHero

What’s Eating You? - TheSpazzBot

What’s New, Pussycat? - Lucyndareads

Web of Lies {On Haitus} - StormEnchanter

White Wings - Firanna

Woke up Dead - PresquePommes

Wonderful Things - LaurelNymph

You Are (Not) My Rebound - chaosmajikstar

You Do Now! - BumbleFree

Your love is a menace - Unseeliesidh

Your Royal Highness - kipnotize

Oneshots Specifically:

A life of lies - Ashratherose

Animal Instinct - PlayingChello

En Pointe - Seleniax

Good Kitten (Work) - melon_mango

Happy Endings - shulkie

How to Breathe - jjibunrock

Keep Quiet - iisintrovert

Never Again - plasticmarshmallows

Oceans Away - SammActuallyHatesYou, YouCisgenderFuckbucket

Reconciliation ain’t an apple far from the tree - joouheika

Recommended Authors:

CaptainoftheRirenShip

Dressed_In_Darkness

EreriLovesMiyano

Icandigelvis

LaurelNymph

kipnotize

kirakiracats

Lutte

mistyhollowdrummer

OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

SailorHeichou

SimplySeirin (SimplyTsundere)

I own absolutely none of these fics by the way! [Except one… ;)] GIVE THESE AUTHORS AND FICS THE LOVE THEY DESERVE

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Mpreg Masterlist #3

On Love: Agape by SapphiraRubia

After the new Yuri Nikiforov gets home from his wedding, he finds out that he is expecting! But unfortunately, things aren’t going so well on Yurio’s side of the story.

This is going to be a half fluff half plot fic, and I’m changing a few things that were cannon/widely-accepted-as-cannon-but-not-actually-cannon. If the science part is messing you up, just come up with whatever explanation works best for you. Also, I know nothing about figure skating sorry in advance. Rated Teen and up for mild swearing.

The Beginning by ShiroNiji

Yuuri has no idea what’s wrong with him.

snow by Ricky the King 

A small series of timeskips documenting what happened before Viktor and Yuuri’s first daughter, Yuki, was born.

My Eros by Ashratherose

All the smuts!!

Pregnant omega Yuuri is feeling a little touch starved!

Small moments by Ashratherose

When Yuri falls asleep in the bath victor smiles to himself thinking how lucky he is to have him

Victuuri mpreg one-shots by mpreg_king   (wattpad)

Collection of my favorite YOI ship all mpreg based!

Too Weary of Life and Deception by amazinglion29

Yuri Katsuki was weary of his idol Viktor Nikiforov after his first and failed attempt at the Grand Prix Final, but not for the reasons you would think. He had met the man the night before and it was just his luck that Viktor was drunk. Of course, he never thought of the results of that night, and it took five years to be able to face his family with a surprise in his hands. (non-con)

Babies!!! On Ice by Killa_Queen_Squad

It’s been two months since Yuri and Victor broke up, it’s been a month since they last made love. Yuri is unable to skate due to him getting sick, but is it really an illness?

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Kind of sad Yuuri x Victor, but it gets better the more the story continues

There’s Two by Kayluh1915

Yuuri’s severe morning sickness gets an official diagnosis.

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Caramel Skin Under A Red and Green Cloud

read it on the AO3 at Caramel Skin Under A Red and Green Cloud

by Ashratherose

Direct Epilogue for Caramel Skin Under A Vanilla Sky… Our boys hit up Earth. Set Between parts 1 and 2.

Words: 5209, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Caramel Sundae

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Krolia - Character, Lance, Lance’s Family (Voltron), Coran, Daehra, Lucteal, Zak, Tobias, Lance’s team, keith’s team, kosmo

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Acxa/Veronica (Voltron), Curtis/Shiro (Voltron), Ezor/Zethrid (Voltron), Klance focus other background, Hunk/Shay (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Christmas Time, Smut, Bottom Lance, Top Keith, unconventional omega like lance, Alpha Keith, Epilogue, please refer to part ones tags, drugs past rape torture

read it on the AO3 at Caramel Skin Under A Red and Green Cloud

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I’m looking for something good to read with bottom Eren, pref omegaverse. I’ve read all the greats, Snakemittens, Teapotscandal, Fluffyboots, Ashratherose, chou_latte, etc... and by kudo count. I guess I’m looking for fresh. I’ve lost the freshness in the omegaverse

Give these a try, Anon~

Caw Caw by HadesWings

(Rated E, 3,536, oneshot, complete)

Being with Levi is difficult, but he's all I've ever wanted and feels like all I'll ever need.

In which case they're both bird hybrids and meet for their yearly mating. Eren is late and Levi is an angry bird.

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Cold Heat by Heichous_Poncho

(Rated M, 30,926 words, multichapter, ongoing)

The man's stormy gray eyes were glazed over, but his lips moved nevertheless. "...goddess...to be..."

"What did you say?" Eren leaned closer to hear the delirious man's words.

Slowly, the man dragged his gaze to focus on Eren's. "You...you have to be a goddess....so...such beauty....b-bond with me....please."

What? ---- In which Eren's life is forever changed after he meets one very cold man.

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Self Sovereignty by Lady_Bluebird

(Rated E, 26,053 words, multichapter, complete)

I’ve never met this black-haired, grey-eyed soldier before, but I know him. I stumble backward as something deep within me clicks, and a barrage of thoughts and emotions that aren't mine cracks open my skull.

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mars, god of war by popsky

(Rated E, 41,663 words, multichapter, ongoing)

“We can debate with as many people as we want. The reality remains someone has to fuck a knot in him.”

(or: Levi kicking the shit out of Eren triggered the brat’s first heat and now they have to deal with it before it’s too late.)

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Cultivating Love

Cultivating Love https://archiveofourown.org/works/42054132 by Ashratherose Lance had been happy. He was dating the two most gorgeous wolf spirit beasts he’d ever met. He’d won his honour ten times over, and he knew his own capabilities as a male Fox spirit beast and as one hell of an army general.   Then one night went and ruined all that. He can’t cultivate properly. He can’t solve his issue. His mates worried so much that he can’t even confide in them… It’s not until he leaves the Shifting Space Palace, thanks to Hunk and Pidge, that he finds just how unokay he is…   Seriously, inkr cultivator verse stuff… the vibes, bro. The vibes… Words: 3859, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Shay, Matt, Nyma, Rolo - Character, Allura, most of the gang shows up along the way Relationships: Shiro/Keith/Lance, Keith/Lance, Hunk/Shay, Shiro/Keith Additional Tags: Cultivator Verse, it might start as a throuple, but Klance end game, Fox spirit beast Lance, Wolf spirit beast Keith, Wolf spirit beast Shiro, Reincarnated Shiro, Bear spirit beast Hunk, Cat Spirit beast Pidge, Lance has a lot going on, He goes on a quest for himself, Lance learns that love can come in many shapes and forms, Divine Peaches and not just their tooshies, Battle Hardened Lance, standard 3 realms, anyone who’s read any of the cultivator stuff on inkr knows it’s a wild ride, keith and Shiro stuff right up, They tried too hard to protect Lance that they pushed him away, Spirit beasts have heats, Sick Lance, Shiro’s gotta secret, Lance was so goddamn proud to be their mate, so he ain’t gonna roll over, Lance hasn’t had the sexy sex with Shiro, Ya’ll they’re human with ears and tails, Not beast men… via AO3 works tagged 'Keith/Shiro (Voltron)' https://archiveofourown.org October 01, 2022 at 03:54AM

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RAGE FIRE INSTITUTION:

After losing his whole squad in a tragic firefight, permanently injured ex-pilot Hikaru Tatsumi returns to the military school he graduated from six years prior barely a living shell of himself. When the school delinquent Sato Maki crosses his path, Tatsumi can only be frustrated by the pilot who doesn't know how good he has it. Assigned to babysit the alpha, Tatsumi has his hands full and nearly gives in to his own desires to monopolize the young alpha's talents, only for Maki to call him out on his shit.

A slow love story between a deeply wounded omega, and a delinquent alpha who's not that much of a delinquent at heart.

❌no non-con

❌no rape

❌ no abuse

❌ no cheating

❌ graphic sex in main story, just a bit of mutual touching

❌ no domestic violence between our main couple

❌ no children to force either to stay

❌ no manipulation by the alpha

❌ no blaming alpha dynamic for bad behavoir or to excuse it

❌ no feminizing of omega lead

✅talking

✅ consent

✅ Explanation and forgiveness

✅ trauma healing

✅ mutual respect

✅ communication

✅ knotting, pregnancy, rutting, from the chapter "Ending" and through "That Summer" and "The Way the General Loves His Husband". If you are not interested in the back story then start from "That Summer"

✅ Graphic seggs

✅ Regular Updates

✅ AI art

✅ love and support

✅ slow burn and relationship-build

✅ younger seme x older uke

We have enough drama to rival a K-drama and enough chapters to promise weekly updates for over a year! Which has already been posted! We also have the stereotypical hot guys 🤤, a puppy seme, and actual pregnancy in part 3 with all that fluffy loves up goodness.

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Humanity’s Strongest Soldier