tomarry hot take: I actually don’t think Harry would even come close to defeating Tom in a duel
I think he COULD come close, with extreme levels of training and practice, but that classic “step into DADA and whoop Tom’s ass” scene? guys…I have something to confess.
Tom’s a fucking nerd.
he’s studied and practiced dark magic for years. he’s canonically regarded by DUMBLEDORE as the most brilliant student to ever walk through Hogwarts. Tom would DESTROY him.
imho the real fun of tomarry comes from the subsequent arc of Harry training to defeat him, and then actually coming close, and THEN Tom starts to become intrigued bc who the fuck is this semi-competent little shit?? and why is he now thinking about him all the time??
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“Why doesn’t the little mermaid include slavery?” Where was slavery ever going to be mentioned in a children’s movie??? You got singing and talking animals, mermaids, an evil sea witch, and musical numbers. Be fr. Just because the Caribbean was the inspiration for the island and music doesn’t mean slavery needs to be included. Plus, this is the world map. Does this look like our world to you??? I said it before and imma say it again: y’all’s want and need to add racism and slavery into everything when Black ppl are involved does not go unnoticed and it is weird.
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Y’all don’t want Dom Guy y’all want Sub Honey
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pillowfort is at more risk of shutdown than tumblr is
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the way i would blow miguel o’hara’s back out is horrendous. i mean i would knock the mario coins outta his pussy. he looks so good ! i just know he can take dick in any position. 🤝🏾
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jude is gonna turn into trent bc some of y’all don’t know how to chill😩
tea is good for the soul but we need to learn how to keep it amongst ourselves considering there is no way for us to confirm it.
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henry was definitely dyeing his gray hairs
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we are guests in your house everyday, and you are the most incredible hosts. now leave and sell it pls thank u bye <3
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I WANT SANJI'S CURLY EYEBROW BACK 😭😭😭😭☹️☹️💔💔💔😭💔😭💔😭💔☹️😭
Sanji’s curly eyebrows look good in anime because only one is visible. I would bully the shit out of an LA Sanji with curly eyebrows. They’d look like they’re fucking dabbing.
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Bruce might as well just announce to the world that Batman and him are fucking on the down low.
Also, I can’t believe it’s canon now that Bruce Wayne is Batman’s sugar daddy. Like. SELF-ADMITTED.
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If you ever catch yourself saying “welll actually the age of consent in some states allow….”
Maybe you should take a second and reevaluate your life
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local old man finally gets new clothes
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how i feel about fanservice when i’m the fan being serviced:
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palestinians don’t owe you anything
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“you’re talking like I’m unemployed” gang-…..
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