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#let loki be a chaotic gremlin child
11queensupreme11 · 4 months
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Queen how does it feel to be a genius?
Girl, I'm here, reading and being so 😈
(Queen, I almost made this anonymous cause... I'm really horny? And I didn't know!?)
Cause you know I'm a Poseidon's bitch but also uncle Hades you're doing a pretty good job with my girl you the reason she forgets about blondes
Like, having sex (that was sex, no matter if you say it wasn't) without penetration cause he knows he'd keep doing it, no matter what the consequences are?
*horny grip*
(Hades, making Percy cum with his finger the moment Poseidon enters... He doesn't stop and Percy is just squirting while telling Poseidon to not see...)
My girl would be having the time of her life with them, good for her
Now, in my mind, Hades makes a party and invites Poseidon, just to have his child distracting him meanwhile he's licking Percy in the other room
Now, Percy sleeping in Poseidon and Hades tits? Girl, leave some for the rest
Also, is the knowledge SHE IS STILL WET WHILE HER FATHER TAKES HER TO HOME
Percy just prays that nothing comes down her cause she doesn't have panty (cue to Hades masturbating to them) and Poseidon being 🤨 cause he knows his brother's niece kink but like, he wouldn't dare... Right?
Now, if I was writing fanfiction about your fic? Poseidon would sit her down on his dick and "teach" her about being pure and not letting lost herself to lust
Poor Percy ends trembling and crying to the end of it
But I'm not (?) So I'm just giggling at your work and encouraging Poseidon to make SOMETHING!
I knew it was going to be good, but no do good, you throw me back to my Wattpad era
Also, Loki panicking cause he lost her and what if she ends up participating in the orgy? That would be karma right there
Loki: fortunately, you didn't do anything that day, right?:D
Percy: haha yes nothing happens... At the party
Loki: why are you so specific?🤨
Now I'm wondering how they are going to be? He's a crazy bitch, and we know he doesn't care about her opinion, so I'm picturing him fighting her and kissing her until she really wants something
But also, right now he's in the friendzone™ (a Chad somewhere had a chill), he's her best friend (kinda)
He could enter to her changing her clothes and just found that she's pissed about him no knocking (like her asking if he saw her piss? Girl, your priorities are kinda a mess, kick him out and then ask) he needs to fight for her to see him something different
(Thor is laughing internally cause it is karma)
The fight scene was so funny, Percy really said: you look like shit, let me treat you like one
Loki's crush on her cause she is just as chaotic as him, her just has the world around her finger and isn't afraid of using it
I heard him fall when she was "I know how to count :D" he was loving her gremlin era
I love all the yandere but Loki is dear to me (never as dear as Poseidon but close) cause he's so funny and just makes Percy to be herself again and loving it
Queen, loving your work as always thanks so much for the update and remember we love Nico :D
YEAH HADES WAS DOING ALL THAT HE COULD TO HOLD HIMSELF BACK CUZ HE KNEW THE SECOND HIS DICK GOES IN HER, HE'S GONNA LOSE IT 🥵
also.... i can see how much you like loki from this ask..... unfortunately, there's something you need to be warned about: loki is not what he seems so be careful 😔😔😔
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riseofamoonycake · 6 months
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Hi Luna! How are you? I know I sent a request recently, but if it's okay, could I ask for some drabbles or headcanons for Mama Eve and Papa Adam meeting their beloved child's s/o? (reader can be gn ^^)
You can choose the human or god that reader dates! Feel free to add as many characters as you want ;>
Remember to drink water and take care of yourself correctly!!
Xoxo~ ❤️💖💕🌹🌷💐🌙✨
I've really had my fun doing it, ehehehe, especially imagining Papa Adam watching is precious child unexpectadly (more or less) taking home someone. Did you hear his heart shattering? Yes, yes, now go to Papa and hold him tightly.
AND LET'S BE CLEAR: EVE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO ACCEPT YOUR LOVER. Adam needs to take his time in these things, so... leave him alone for a while, let him cry, and be hopeful.
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Confucius
This ball of sunshine is loved and welcomed in the family as soon as he enters the door: he smiles, showing all his cheerfulness and sweet attitude as his voice explodes in greeting, and Eve stares at him initially with surprise, then with heart eyes and lots of tears of joy while she crushes you in a hug.
The next second, Eve steals him away and starts showing him around the house, while Adam remains still in his place, his expression blank as he stares at you, his heart broken and a tear in the corner of his eye. Dad doesn't trust anyone easily, so he will have a… beautiful?, surely loooong chit chat with your boyfriend, to make sure he understands the rules of the house.
In the end, but truly in the end, he agrees that Confucius is a good, respectful person who will know how to love you deeply.
Never like your father, though.
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Kojiro Sasaki
Only one question arises in Adam's head as soon as he sees Kojiro: isn't he a little too old for you? He keeps staring at him in disbelief, wondering why you choose a granny to bring home; then, he listens to him speak, watches him smile and laugh, witnesses his wisdom and clumsiness, and observes the kindness and respect with which he treats you: and understands that there is more than one reason why you chose him. Dad approves.
As for Eve, she shares her husband's initial thoughts; then, as soon as Kojiro smiles at her, she understands his soul in an instant and immediately welcomes him with warmth, happy that you have found such a person.
In the end, they both like Kojiro a lot.
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Shiva
At first, Adam believes that you had a serious accident and hit your head, because… why. Why such a choice, why a god - not a man, A GOD - so chaotic, so confusing, so laid back… and moreover with three wives! WHY. More than once Eve has to calm him down and speak in defense of Shiva, without managing to convince Adam, but at least keeping him still.
In the end, when they both see how Shiva turns out to have a huge heart and care so much about you, how his wives adore you and have already welcomed you into the family and, not least, thanks to a long mediation speech from Rudra, both Adam and Eve calm down and reevaluate the matter. More quickly Eve, with caution and still some doubts Adam.
However, your happiness always comes before his perplexities, so don't be afraid, be happy with your love, and dad and mom will be happy too.
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Loki
No rights for this god. NO RIGHTS AT ALL.
He is literally banned from your house after one minute, even Eve can't mediate with Adam, because she is totally scared by this gremlin.
Also, everytime dad sees Loki, he chases him, pulling whatever he has in his hand, be it a pine cone or an entire set of knives. He doesn't hear excuses about this: never, ever will his child have an affair with someone like Loki, the god will have to pass over his corpse to have you (dad Adam, don't say it too loudly, please…)
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Marie Curie
How can you remain indifferent to someone as tender, cute, caring and kind as MARIE CURIE??? She is a cupcake. She is the sweetness in person. She is the one, the right one, for you.
Adam can't help smiling whenever he sees this ray of sun and giggles everytime he hears her voice, and Eve adores her after just a second of knowing and gladly answer at all the questions Mary does, looking at everything in awe. Complete perfection.
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worstloki · 3 years
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i think fandom missed a big change with not analyzing and looking at mobius and loki's dynamic as a father-son kind of relationship instead of romatically shipping them me thinks
i like the father-son dynamic way more even with the grandmaster because. just imagine you're living your life doing your thing in your unchanging timeless realm of existence and everything is great and then this guy shows up and he's very clearly got no clues on what's going on and looks dodgy so you decide he needs to have an eye kept on but it's a trap because now you're emotionally attached to this flamboyant thousand-year-old who clearly lacked a childhood and has issues he refuses to talk about on purpose and who lights up far too much when you tell him you'd love to hear what he thinks the secret to the drink in his hand is
#like??? i have nothing against the ships im just not seeing anything romantic in the canon interactions#loki has intimate personal moments with thor mainly#the grandmaster is a telepath and mobius has watched a lot of loki's life#these are like. ideal parenting dynamics#let loki be a chaotic gremlin child#while the older immortals can't scold him seriously because he was just having fun and no one important really got hurt#it doesn't help that Thor was being given the throne in Thor 1 and both Thor and Loki weren't exactly mature experienced adult role models#and then you get the whole mischief aspect in and the whole thing would be so much funnier with Loki not wanting to be parented#like.......at what point do you realize that someone is actually caring for or trusts you or values your input and expects nothing back#when does it go from 'i need to manage myself to stay safe in this foreign environment' to 'im allowed to cause problems on purpose'#how long does it take for him to realize healthy familial relationships are a thing#probably hits extra hard because loki's shown no romantic interest in the MCU (in my opinion) so far#but his interactions with family are always so... broken? i guess#thor and loki have their whole heartwrenching fractured-forever-entwined-starcrossed-brothers thing going#he still loves frigga and even odin despite every on-screen piece of dialogue he gets with them being tragic#i fully believe he'd be capable of managing on his own around the TVA and on Sakaar#he doesn't NEED someone to be looking out for him#but he looks like and often IS trouble and he's powerful so making sure he isn't up to something and spending time with him? good#and it's a win-win because loki's useful and make up any excuse and offer a reward he wants and BAM ya got him#low bar for family#and then on the other hand you've got people with experience in the environments who can give tips to navigate it if needed#and you'd think things would get boring with the same stuff over and over but loki's spicy and different and keeps things interesting#i bet it helps that loki's decently self destructive bc you just know loki will do something stupit like offer himself as bait or something#''oh loki's going to be bait that'll be interesting lets see how this-- what if. he gets... hurt.''#''loki don't waste the milk like that'' ''it's not a *waste* it's ragnarok!!!!'' ''don't make me suggest bunking you and B-15 together''#and with the TVA you've got teams of agents plus JUdge renslayer???#there's an entire found family here???????#the Loki show#loki spoilers#loki show spoilers
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