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leonrhymes · 3 years
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i went up to the window
to order me some fries,
a double patty borger,
with chimken on the side.
the guy looked at me funny,
he said, “please come inside.”
my dream was coming true at last,
“u betcha!” i replied.
i trotted to the door,
my mouth now filled with foam,
and as he let me in,
i realized,
that window’s to my home 😞
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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it’s true, when I was smoller,
i didn’t have to squeeze.
i didn’t have to coil up
to sleep atop ur knees.
i didn’t have to squoosh myself
to fit in every nook.
i’d simply crawl up next to u,
as u curled up with a book.
i might have grown a little—
to tell the truth, a 𝙡𝙤𝙩—
and as for whether I still fit,
it’s always worth a shot.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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I’ve been watching you since dinner,
Waiting since I ate,
Feeling awfully thinner,
As it’s getting kind of late.
I’m shriveling, shriveling up,
I just might blow away,
And at my behest,
I humbly request,
You send some more kibble my way.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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my favorite part of travel
is visiting hotels—
absolutely nothing beats
the way clean linen smells—
the free shampoo,
the comfy bed,
it’s all u need and more.
excuse me while i take a snooze—
i guess you’re on the floor
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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now you’ve gone and done it—
his whole heart, you’ve won it—
he’s your man of the hour—
‘cause you gave him a flower
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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Life can get ruff,
It can be a real slog,
But it gets a lot better,
When u live with a dog!
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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I tried to take a selfie,
But didn’t quite foresee,
What fluffy white creation,
Would be staring back at me.
Its wrinkles had me flustered,
Taken well aback,
Its handsome countenance froze up,
It didn’t much react.
I weighed my next move slowly,
Stay and stare, or flee?
I wanted that darn selfie,
And then it *𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙*—
That’s me.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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i met my hero yesterday,
much to my surprise!
i couldn’t think of what to say,
and averted my eyes.
“i like ur poems, Leon!”
said Striker, straight to ME?!
i froze up like a popsicle,
and stared in disbelief.
“TEACH ME EVERYTHING U KNOW,”
i lamely blurted out.
then buried my head lowly—
embarrassing, no doubt.
i goofed, in front of Striker,
my idol in the ring!
i’m just a silly poet—
a jester to this king!
but Striker donned a smile,
as we looked down at our feet,
and shyly reassured me,
“I’m just in it for the treats.”
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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take a pic of me here,
take a pic of me there,
take a pic of me on top
of this swirly gold chair.
take a pic of me left,
take a pic of me right,
take a pic of me daily,
it’s alright if it’s night.
take a pic of my snoot,
take a pic of my feet,
take a pic of whatever,
as long as i get a treat!
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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Leon couldn’t settle in,
His belly felt too hot.
Tired as he’s ever been,
He’d rather sleep than not.
His heavy eyes weren’t cutting slack,
His thoughts began to crawl,
He rolled over onto his back—
And then he’d solved it all.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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My smile is back,
I realized today!
It suddenly cracked,
Now it won’t go away!
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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He’d waited and waited
And waited some more—
He’d waited a day
And then three-sixty-four.
When it finally came ‘round,
Like a kick to the keister—
He put on his ears,
And bellowed, “IT’S EASTER!”
He ran out to hunt,
Not squirrels, but eggs—
And sniffed out a few,
Then lifted his leg.
He soiled his stash,
And though it was funny,
He knew he’d have beef
With one Easter Bunny.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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When others might be filled with fright,
He stands his ground both day and night.
He guards his yard with bated breath,
Intruders all face certain death.
Though instinct drives him to prevail,
He chases pests to no avail.
Perhaps for sport, or duty true,
He’d chase until his face turns blue.
Til then, he waits,
His tail en curl,
And one day soon,
He’ll get that squirrel.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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When Texas cold had stolen power,
One pup lit up that frightful hour,
While others saw sheer disarray,
He’d seize his chance to go and play.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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if u wanna be a ‘grammer,
u gotta know the rules.
it’s not all glitz and glamour,
u need the proper tools.
first u need a smile
and a fancy place to pose.
next find out ur style,
and put on flashy clothes.
then show the world ur awesome,
and brag about ur stuff.
now watch your fan base blossom,
and buy into ur bluff.
if u maintain the ethic,
they won’t see thru the smog,
so follow these here steps…
or, just be a dog.
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leonrhymes · 3 years
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U threw it again,
For me to go get,
But whether I’ll fetch it,
Ain’t such a sure bet.
Not I sayin I wanna,
Not sayin I don’t,
So maybe I will...
...but probably won’t.
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