#legends nonsense

[talas-first-lady]

So hey, giant season 5 plot hole I just noticed: if Ava was able to just pop down to hell and bring Astra back with her using John’s own spell, why didn’t John just do that in the first place? Seems like it would be a lot easier to time travel back to Astra’s childhood, drink some demon goo, poof down to hell and grab Astra than putting together the entire Loom of Fate.

(Obviously that would have timeline problems but John doesn’t actually care.)

Anyway, this is probably just sloppy writing but I’m going to personally believe that this is all just because Ava Sharpe is superior to John Constantine in every possible way.

#legends nonsense

[acatpiestuff]

volo kill that child ☝

#volo #pokemon #pokemon volo #pla #pokemon legends arceus #giratina #rei #pokemon rei #my art #nonsense #april fools #the audio is from veggietales

[neosatsuma]

they're really layin it on thick this season huh

#tlovm #critical role #vox machina #tlovm spoilers #?? i guess??? like not really at all but #idk what else to call a post made from the perspective of episode freaking 86 or whatever #anyway my dad thinks it's soooo funny and I'm like heheh yeah Laugh It Up ;)))) #EXQUISITE #my nonsense #the legend of vox Machina

[ultimateinferno]

I know the Zelda Timeline is hardly the most popular thing out there, but for me, it's always been endlessly fascinating. Everything is the same. It's all different. It's linear. It's cyclical. It branches and twists and comes back together. It disregards its predecessors. It can't let them go. It thrashes against change. It can't stay the same.

Every game is a reboot.

But they're also not.

I think the story of The Legend of Zelda is the epitome of narrative doublethink. In order to truly buy in, you must accept the simultaneous facets that none of the games matter to one another and that they all do. They're the same story. They're absolutely not.

The thing about the timeline, to me, by being both codified and nebulous, is what ties this cow tools of a narrative together. It's a puzzle without a box. It's total fucking nonsense, but so is reality. Things won't ever truly make sense, but what if they did. What if we took it from a new angle and... hmm. No. That won't work

Or maybe...

Ultimately, the Zelda Timeline is quite simply a farcical creative writing prompt. A dare. A challenge. To take these pieces not designed to fit together and give them order. Do the writers themselves care? Absolutely not. I do, though. So fuck it.

#zelda #the legend of zelda #tloz #loz #legend of zelda #ocarina of time #oot #breath of the wild #botw #a link to the past #alttp #tears of the kingdom #totk #like honestly its not really that confusing for me at large but patching up the holes is half the fun #no other series really has that ''everything is the exact same and also completely different'' #it scratches the parts of my brain that likes to piece together stories and worldbuilding #and also the part that likes to piece together science #like call this pretentious but real life is fucking nonsense too #this one is just a controlled environment

[sailforvalinor]

The funniest thing that ever happened in Linked Universe is still the time that Legend asked Twilight what kind of animal he would want to have the ability to transform into in order to try to confirm his suspicions that he’s been the wolf that’s been following them around and/or get him to admit it in front of everyone, but instead of giving the answer he expected Twilight starts gushing about goats

#the boy’s a rancher and too smart for your nonsense #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu twilight #lu legend

[franstastic-ideas]

I love Pokémon, it's one of my special interests, but sometimes I really hate the fanbase.

"Volo doesn't actually have any sympathetic or redeeming qualities (you just think he's pretty)."

"Geeta is secretly evil!"

"Carmine is so TOXIC!"

"Kieran is unforgiveable-"

Shut up. Shut Up. SHUT UP.

UP! THE! SHUT!

And continue to shut up until you've acquired some reading comprehension!

#I cannot actually make anyone shut up outside of using the block button so I don't have to see their nonsense #but I am So Tired™ #pokemon legends: arceus #pokemon scarlet and violet #the teal mask #volo #geeta #carmine #kieran #the teal mask spoilers

[trainingarcs]

more pokemon to get it out of my system

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #nemona #arven #professor sada #professor turo #i'll spare you all of my legends arceus nonsense #tried to fix formatting hopefully it looks better lol #my art

[moothebloo]

I don't have anything for my birthday so here's a LONG overdue post of my contribution to the PLA @cecilioque fan sticker collab back in September. Thanks again for everything. 🩵

Anyway enjoy these certified blue fellas™

#pokemon #pla #oshawott #dewott #samurott #legends arceus #im so sorry its been a thousand years since ive posted any art here. adhd has been thrashing my ass 😭 #i know i should probably make a seperate art account but im anxious rip #thank you tremendously to my mutuals for dealing with my nonsense lmaooo #also yes these are lowkey ocs teehee #oc: moray #oc: pearl #oc: peach #shiny oshawott

[theeternalnewb]

I don't understand the Yona hate. All of Yona's lines are like "Hi, Sidon's very best super extra special friend, I hope that you and I can be the same kind of super special friend. The three of us should do things together." She is literally telling you that Sidon has two hands and so does she.

#ten's nonsense #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #sidon #totk yona

[jackalope-wyvern-kracken]

The TotK gameplay was awesome but I still think they should have taken MY idea and shown 30 seconds of footage of Link petting a dog and then ended the stream.

#tell me the fans wouldn’t go wild #Nintendo I’m free for hire #this is a joke obviously I loved the gameplay #okay but… can we pet the dogs tho? #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #jackalope’s nonsense

[cienie-isengardu]

Star Wars Insider #83: Ask the Master by Pablo Hidalgo

#star wars #clone troopers #order 66 #star wars insider #star wars legends #not the chip in brains nonsense

[talas-first-lady]

I feel like it’s slightly problematic that the first 3 women on Legends all have an uncontrollable bloodlust problem.

Sara’s still dealing with her shit season 1 and then there’s the whole Death Totem situation. Kendra cannot control her hawk powers early season 1 to the point where she and Sara have to train together to work on not murdering everyone. Amaya comes back season 3 having completely lost control of her totem and gone on a murderous rampage (and she needs Nate’s help to fix it, which… eesh).

And then Zari almost mass-murders Salem (pun intended) when her rage/totem combo get away from her.

Meanwhile, all of the men except Mick keep their cool (pun intended again) and their out of control moments are stuff like falling in love or stealing stuff.

#legends nonsense

[im--never--happy]

One of the things about LOK that makes no sense is the United Forces army. Like what the actual fuck? Is this supposed to be a UN type situation of intergovernmental peacekeeping troops?? Because that’s the only way it would make sense to have fucking prince of the fire nation, General Iroh be leading the army. Also Bumi is not from the United Republic. Also ALSO the fact that there’s a whole ass United Republic and the show only ever talks about or shows Republic City. Like what?? That makes no motherfucking sense I’m sorry

#listen I love LOK #but the whole show is a fucking contradictory nonsensical mess #I still love it tho #legend of korra #lok #avatar #lok meta #sorta

[keperaz]

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#tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #Raz Art #Fanart #first sketch before i go nuts drawing random nonsense #botw #link botw #zelda botw #totk

[nowyoursoulisforfeit]

No, because nothing I write can ever express how much I adore Perc’ildan.

#it can be complete nonsense or the best thing i have ever written: it still doesn’t do it justice #critical role #critical role tlovm #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #tlovm #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #vax #vaxildan #vax’ildan #percildan #perc’ildan #percy x vax

[icys-junkyard]

As far as the op run goes, I literally only went to Jubilife when forced to by the plot. 99% of my time was spent grinding levels in the wilderness. I have never willingly gone into the players house.

Alt ending that I wish I could make happen:

#pla #pokemon legends arceus #commander kamado #player character #jubilife village #pokemon #more weirdly paced late night nonsense #icys op pla run #pc like: 'oh i get it. hes a karen' #god tho #genuinely the player does so fucking much for the village and theres no way itd grow at the rate it did without them #basically the player runs jubilife (but lets cyllene do the paperwork) #the entire village has been kicked out but ingo can come visit if he wants #icys drawings and doodles