#le sign

[cringefail-clown]

ive decided to polish out the coffeshop college au from this post so heres the lineup of the crew from Colors and Mayhem: Cafe and Pub lmfao

so in this au hal's a biomedical engineering major in the area of neural engineering, working part time in a cafe&pub combo owned by callie and cal - fraternal twins who cannot stand each other but made a co-owned business bc theyd not survive on their own in this economy (they couldnt agree if they wanted a calm little coffee spot for studying and meeting friends (callies idea) or an older university partygoers hot spot (cal) so they combined the two into the unhinged mess that it is)

besides hal, theres: equius, engineering student who breaks shit all the time but theyre understaffed as it is so no one fired him yet; damara, a psychology major with the goal of becoming sexologist and gamzee. nobody knows what gamzees doing here

basically its pure chaos all the time

#homestuck #homestuck au #lil hal #hal strider #gamzee makara #damara megido #equius zahhak #jane and hal are roomies in this au and janes in a nursing school #while dirk and roxy study in a different city #(roxys also dirk and hals cousin) #and jake works in an animal shelter owned by the nitrams family! alongside karkat. gotta draw the shelter crew next #this aus giving me brainrot as you can see #also ive accidentally merged the fucking sketch layer with the lineart and just. rolled with it. #le sign #humanstuck #cam cafe au

[ursaspecter]

growing up as a 00s kid watching cartoons of older kids and teenagers going out doing things without adult supervision. going to the mall and it being a fun place for teenagers. and then actually becoming a teenager in the 10s and oops we killed malls. and the few still standing aren't really optimal for a group of friends to just hang out.

like the closest mall to me has a fucking gucci and versace. theres a tesla dealership inside. the only teenagers going there are probably ones spending their parents money trying to become influencers

the few times my friends and i actually tried a mall hangout there wasn't even a place for us to sit around as a group or anything aside from the food court so we just sat in a corner on the floor tucked away where security couldnt find us playing cards against humanity.

idk where im going with this. they tore down the roller rink in my neighborhood a while ago. the 7eleven closest to my house looks like a wholefoods. the beloved hole in the wall texmex restaurant that my family were regulars at closed down because rent was too high. a huge thrift store that was probably older than I was got torn down.

suburban melancholy i guess.

#shut up casey #le sign #grew up watching arthur on pbs kids and they just??? went places??? without their parents??? #blew my mind as a 5 year old whos only ever known a post 9/11 world

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

can we kiss brobot

i'd like tog ive brobot a tiny smooch

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// jk sure

Don’t say I never did anything for you NASTY FIENDS

#I knew this would happen #le sign #freaks /aff #im expecting the simp asks to start now. Tbh go wild they’d be funny #badlydrawnbabydirk #robro #mod speaks #ig LOL

[deepiintheocean]

#interesting file names #how do I meet the requirements to get on one of those rosemary daily accounts #does this suffice? #rosemary #rosemary hs #rosekan #homestuck #hs #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #✍️: my art #le sign

[verm1c1de]

idk its kind of tragic that nowadays a lot of the fandom sees something that was like,,, the pillar of it once and keeps it ruinning as "purroblematic" now bcs of something that is completely subjective and new

like if someone just thought zadr was annoying or something who give a shit, theyre well within their rights to dislike it, but no its "half of the fandom r bad people and im better than them fur disliking it."

whatefur. i miss the pre-2019 fandom. but maybe,,,, maybe not the 2000s. that just had haters of a diffurent flavor. i dont wanna get called a metrosexual :((

#vermi.txt #zadr #le sign #throws my arms up

[cure-typhoon]

The only comfort i have for not being to attend the Homestuck Requium Even is that i at least don't live in the united states

#homestuck #le sign

[0rphiichaze]

Every day is another day that I have to fight the overwhelming urge not to make an homestuck ask blog

#Sigh… #its like a little worm in my ear canal #he’s telling me to be acoustic #but I can’t little worm man… I got finals to prep for… #le sign #plus who would I even be. #I wanna do Dave cause fucking DUH but idk there’s already so many Daves!! (Teehee timeline joke wink wink) #maybe Hal? I think I could be a bitch. #maybe Jade. Hrm. I could get my Jade Stan friend to help. No why am I actually considering thIS HELP M— #✩ shnooks rambling !!

[maretriarch]

#le sign

[freakurodani]

i can probably add cartography to my resume

#the shit i do for my job #i would love to hear back about the promotion #le sign #conspiracy lvl: text

[timdoritos]

the sburb: refresh kids as trolls because my brain is rotting

#i am slightly afraid to post this for multiple reasons but whatever #sburb: refresh #mspfa #ryan sears #jeff sharp #brook philips #ashley aria #april tiffany #tim claire #fantroll #homestuck #le SIGN

[krissiekay]

Dear Ticketmaster,

Why do you hate me?

#this is my second time being waitlisted #everybody already went #leave some for the rest of us #le sign #it wasn’t this hard getting Beyoncé tickets #taylor swift #the eras tour

[ursaspecter]

Idk what it is about playing red dead that fills me with such YEARNING. Like I wanna go camping. I want a horse. I want to wander the wilderness even though my suburbanite ass wouldn't last a day out there on my own. And don't even get me started on the transmasc yearning. Like do I want to be with Arthur or do I just want to be him?

#shut up casey #rdr2 #i know how arthur feels about wanting to go back west bc god me too #after just riding around new austin at golden hour as john i want to take arthur there so bad #but i cant :( and it makes me sad :( #and the gender thing GOD the gender thing #having a crisis rn if ive actually been a man this whole time and ive just been lying to myself about being agender #cuz like i dont feel like a man? nor do i feel like i would be happier identifying as one #but then a character like arthur comes along and like. his brand of masculinity is so... i want that. i want to be masculine like that #but its hard being short and soft and curvy and my voice is high pitched and annoying #i feel like if i tried to present more masc than i do now i'd just look stupid. #le sign #sorry for venting in the tags dont mind me #might disable reblogs on this later idk

[wuuruvu]

with all the moods and tenses of the verb? 😳

#dracula daily #how overt can you get #but if the impression I've gotten about stoker is correct he yet still did not intend such an interpretation #le sign #i hope Lucy will be okay and gets to be with Mina again 🥲 #(UNOPENED BY HER)

[thecubes]

laying on tje floor

#not to be dramatic but i hope everyone complimented the kids on their good work #<- not why im emo that WOULD be dramatic. but bundles them all up into my arms. mine now #le sign

[israbelle]

hiiii ask game time! :) 9 and 28?

9: there was this one song i found once that made me super hyped but i didn’t save it. rip. other than that probably perfect by rob cantor? a little bittersweet edge to it but still

28: i had a whole playlist of these a few years ago actually but the main one is this under paris skies cover.

a very close second is the copper war but i already answered that for another number so it’s a bonus… they both sound like. orange caramel amber dripping down a tree in autumn. for some reason

#unfortunately i think both of these guys suck as people if i recall #cant remember if rob cantor did anything specifically or if it was just another tally hall guy #le sign #asks #ask game #the cog is dead is fine as far as i know though PLEASE let me have music universe LOL

[dumb-homo-tool]

shotgunning needs to be used more as a plot device in every faggy fanfiction ever because its not used enough and i love it so so much

#coming from someone who's never smoked weed but #AUGH #especially for those repressed bitches #le sign #or whagever