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asexualcloud · 6 months
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i just made a joke abt kurtaism in a yt comment section, and someone asked what "akaku" meant
how do i explain to this random stranger that its a cult based off a anime femboy and the word "red" in japanese
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OK SO UNPOPULAR OPINION- THE MORE MENTALLY UNSTABLE KURAPIKA BECOMES, THE FINER HE GETS
I MEAN DAMN- LOOK AT THAT GLOW UP
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(sis rlly going thru it in this pic,, he rrlly said 🖤🥀)
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callmebyyourmango · 4 years
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kurapika cult tiktok is so funny for no reason
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coyoteflowerss · 3 years
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭 || ɢɪʏᴜᴜ.ᴛ
Wanting to live a simple, quiet life, (Y/n) applies for a job at the cafe down the street. ((𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫//𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐀𝐔// 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜))
The (h/c) girl stared at her phone.
"I-um." She bit her lip. Her roommate put her hand on her shoulder. Tears formed in the corners of her (e/c) eyes as she struggled to look directly at the girl in front of her. "I got the job."
Her roommate whipped her hand off her shoulder. "WHAT?? OH MY GOD!! (Y/N)!!!!" She squealed and hugged her. "Mitsuri! Mitsuri!"
The dual haired girl ran into the room. "DID YOU GET THE JOB?? OH MY GOD, YOU DID!!!" She joined into the hug.
A knocking noise came from below them. "SHUT THE HELL UP!" The purple-eyed girl smiled and stomped louder.
"Shinobu! We're gonna get evicted!" Mitsuri whined.
"We're bad bitches, they can't evict us." (Y/n) said. Shinobu nodded.
Mitsuri shook her head. "Anyways, I'm so excited to show you the workplace! A LOT of people work there, but they're all pretty nice. Well, maybe not Sanemi."
"Or Obanai."
"Or Giyuu."
"Or Inosuke."
"Or really anyone."
"But you'll have us!" Your roommates gave you a thumbs up. "And maybe with you working, we can finally get a better place!" She was referring to the small-ass apartment you shared with 2 other people.
"We should buy a house!" Mitsuri beamed.
"Uh, Mitsuri? We work at a cafe. And we're in college. There is no way our broke asses could afford a house." (Y/n) snorted. Mitsuri sighed.
"You start tomorrow, right? I'll add you to the group chat!" Shinobu whipped out her butterfly-themed phone. (Y/n) lazily trotted over to the couch, plopped down, and took out her phone.
ButterflyBitch🦋 is inviting you to 'Chat for the hell we work in' Accept or Decline?
She pressed accept.
ButterflyBitch🦋 added PhatHoe Say hello!
PhatHoe changed their name to (Y/n)
(Y/n)
Pretend you never saw that
Toemioka
Sure
Simp
Hi (Y/n)! This is Mitsuri!
(Y/n)
LMAOO
WHO NAMED YOU GUYS
Toemioka
Shinobu
Lilsis
Hi! You must be the new person! I'm Nezuko <333
(Y/n)
Awww Hi
ButterflyBitch🦋
Everyone introduce themselves 4 (Y/n) pls
Snakeupmyass
No
ButterflyBitch🦋
I'll send everyone the photo
Snakeupmyass
My name is Obanai
Simp
Sorry about him!
He'll warm up to you <3
SimpPt2
I'm Zenitsu! Will you date me?
(Y/n)
I-
CinnamonRoll
What did I tell you about coming off too strong? You'll make them uncomfy :(
Btw I'm Tanjiro
(Y/n)
Hi Tanjiro
BoarLookingAssMf
ANOTHER PEASANT??
(Y/n)
Excuse me
I am a servant of Kurtaism only
BoarLookingAssMf
HUH
Lilsis
yknow like kurapika kurta
the hot blonde guy from hxh
I am also a servant of Kurataism<3
SimpPt2
NEZUKOOOO
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don't know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 said 🗣 it's my fault 😢 it's my fault 🤦🏻‍♂️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 i think it's best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice 🧊
(Y/n)
A tragic love story has unfolded before my very eyes
Lilsis
its not a love story if there's no love
ButterflyBitch🦋
👀☕
Toemioka
👀☕
CinnamonRoll
👀☕
SimpPt2
😭😭😭
Simp
We never finished introductions!
ButterflyBitch🦋
Whatever
Heres the list
Study up mf
Nezuko Kamado, Tanjiro Kamado, Inosuke Hashibira, Kanao Tsuyuri, Giyuu Tomioka, Rengoku Kyojuro, Zenitsu Agastsuma, Tengen Uzui, Obanai Iguro, Mitusuri Kanroji and Salami
Thats it i think
Maybe not idk lmao
(Y/n)
Oh shit Imma study then
She turned off her phone and smiled.
'They seem interesting'
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thelastofthekurta · 3 years
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So, Hi Ni Moeru Hitomi is the national anthem and Kurtaism is a religion now. What else did I miss?
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akaashisbabygirl · 3 years
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do u support kurtaism
i don’t even know what that is :0
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swamp-communism · 3 years
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anyways i’ve officially joined the cult of kurtaism.
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kurtaism
TO SPREAD POSITIVITY.
Whooo, another Kurapika!
I’m sorry, but to me, a party is in order because this is another muse I can throw massive AU’s and headcanons at. I may be a Leorio, but there aren’t many Kurapika’s who interact with me; I don’t know if they’re shy or repulsed by my muse, but this honey is a new member of the clan. Pun intended.
Although we have yet to interact either way, I have seen your writing and I’m like a deer in headlights over here! You display a rather beautiful Kurta and by far a wonderful one I would love top bug with all the love in the world with funny plots, threads, crack, etc. It’s time for me to share my crack. Want some? Here, have some, no, wait, take IT ALL.
Your theme is gorgeous along with the music!
The icons are simply divine!
Must follow.  
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asexualcloud · 8 months
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hi everyone, i just discovered kurtaism.🛐 akaku 🛐
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callmebyyourmango · 3 years
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Ooh kurapika used Holy chain
no wonder kurtaism exists
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portraiiture · 9 years
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Sends u my url with a sun glasses emoji cause i'm gay af
my opinion on;
character in general: awW MAN AW MAN KURAPIKA AWWWWW MAN KURAPIKAhow they play them: I don’t actually watch this show because I decided for once I’d keep my soul, but uh–they’re a cutie.the mun: I’m…engaged to them, for all intents and purposes, so. Obviously my opinion of them is pretty high. But SOMEONE…………..didn’t join me when I came back to this fandom and I feel like my max is missing a limb and its ALL THEIR FAULT so. fuck them but also fuck them you feel me? mm. 
do i;
follow them: yah on pretty much every blogrp with them: I haven’t written anything with kurapika yet specifically but we literally rp constantly we even larp when they come over because we’re fucking sinnerswant to rp with them: see above??ship their character with mine: I have no reason to ship Kurapika with any of my muses as of right now, but we write AT LEAST one ship for every character I play. Like they play a partner or two for every muse I have look– 
Max: Chloe (and their other muse we played around with before his blog was deleted I don’t want to talk about its an embarrassing crossover ship)Mikaela: YuuichirouYoichi: KimizukiKageyama: Hinata, Oikawa, Lydia: Stiles, Nikki (sort of–we toyed with the idea but it never went anywhere) Mary: Jack, Sasha (Also sidenote they play Mary’s baby brother Tommy too, and her niece Nena) Dick: Wally, Jason (We’ve always been on the fence about shipping that)Barnaby: KotetsuJoseph: CaesarEnjolras: Grantaire
YEAH DO U GET THE IDEA LMAO 
what is my;
overall opinion: I’m so in love with you it’s fucking gross and gay get out of my face
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melon
send me something! mutuals pls
melon - my first impression of you
!! when i first followed your yuu i was like whoa look at this,, nice writing,, this sweet egg is so?? good at writing and has a+ characterization of him. and then,, you spoke to me,,, and talked to me and i was like,, u are gr8. ily son.
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ignisxsicarius · 9 years
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Oh, it's your birthday. Happy birthday, son!
I MISS MY UGLY CRYING ICON BC I’M GONNA UGLY CRY THANK U!!
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