Pro-Gamer Strats
Yang: If you ever need tips on playing, just ask me. Like, uh, if you want to get a really high score, you need to break up with your boyfriend. You can't be dating anyone.
Ruby: Okay, I'll pretend then.
Yang: ...YES! Way to go, Rubes! So, how'd he take the breakup?
Ruby: You said to pretend!
Yang: If you only pretend, then it only works for one round. Call up your boyfriend, and break it off for real. (Whispering) Do it, Ruby. Diamond is in your grasp. Gold. Platinum. Just break up with Jaune.
Ruby: Okay, okay.
Jaune: (Via scroll) Hey, Ruby, what's up?.
Ruby: Jaune! Can we, uh, break up for a few rounds, and then be boyfriend and girlfriend again?
Jaune: I dunno, Ruby. If we break up, that might be it for us. I don't know if I want to go through with this.
Ruby: Just three rounds, okay?
Jaune: Two rounds. Take it or leave it.
Ruby: Deal. Love you!
Yang: You did it, Rubes! You got three rounds, right?
Ruby: No, only two rounds.
Yang: You couldn't get three rounds? Ugh! You're weak, Ruby!
Ruby: I'm weak of love~! The power of love~!
Yang: ...NICE!
Ruby: YAY~! (Dials scroll) Jaune, can we get back together now? The two rounds are over!
Jaune: Yeah! Sure thing! Uh, Yang isn't gonna come kill me, is she?.
Ruby: Nooo~! Don't be silly. She's as gentle as a lamb.
Jaune: Well, that's good, 'cause she invited me out to dinner. I think my GPS is wrong though, because I can't find the restaurant with the coordinates she gave me.
Ruby: Wait! Nononono! Don't come!
Jaune: Yeah, I'm in an alleyway right now.
Ruby: DON'T COME! Do not come to dinner!
Jaune: Why not? Yang invited me, and you said she's nice.
Ruby: No, no, no! Ignore her! Just, uh... Just come have dinner with me!
Jaune: Well, why don't I send you the coordinates, and you can join us?.
Ruby: Us?! Who is us?!
Jaune: You know, me and Yang! Yeah, she's already here at the end of the alleyway! Hey, Yang! Yan- GHKHKHKHKHK!.
[DISCONNECTED]
Yang: ...Hey, I'm back! Sorry, I was kinda sorta busy. HAD TO WASH MY HANDS.
Ruby: Oh, he'll be fine. A night in the hospital and he'll be good as new.
Yang: Wait, you guys found him?! I mean, uh- You found him! That's... so... so great... Uh, how's he doing? WHAT HOSPITAL IS HE STAYING AT?
Ruby: Stop pretending. I know you're the villain of this story.
Yang: I'm not a villain. I'm your sister.
Ruby: WHAT?!
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