#knightlife

[brokentrafficknight]

Now have rusted knight Jaune be bullied by a cabal of redheads

So it turns out this show has a lotta redheads

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #summer rose #neon katt #mama nikos #pyrrha's mom #roman torchwick #eve taurus #may zedong #penny polendina #carmine esclados #knight of red #rwby shitpost #knightlife #lancaster #arkos #summer knight #dapper dancers #arcshot #matador #arculus rift #nora's arc #golden knights

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

So Neo won the poll so Adrian likes her instantly so now we do the reverse since Neon got the lowest vote. How would Neon react if her boyfriend's nephew didn't like her at first?

Saphron: Okay, here's Adrian! Take care!

Saphron: *Leaning in very close to Jaune* If my baby gets hurt I will put so much hurt down on you it'd make the Beowolves Blush.

Saphron: Have fun you two!

Jaune: uh ... B-

Neon:Me an' Jay-Jay will be cool! Have a nice night! Cya!

Neon: *Turning to Adrian* now look at you Wittle Guy~ Aren't you just the sweetest thing! Oh I could eat you Up!

Adrian:

Neon: Not impressed, Huh? Well we've got a whole night for you to see just how cool I am!

Jaune: Please don't push too him too hard.

Neon: I'm gonna push him.

~~~~~

Neon: Hey Adrian~ I got us a couple candies! Your Uncle doesn't have to know!

Adrian: ...

Neon: C'mon! you can pick whatever you want!

Adrian: ...

Neon: Okay. No Candy.

~~~~~

Jaune: What on are you doing?

Neon: Putting Gravity Dust on his toy so it can float!

Jaune: I don't think that's a good Idea.

Neon: Why not?

*The Toy floats to the ceiling*

Adrian: ... *Sniffle*

Jaune: Don't cry Adrian! it'll be fine!

Jaune: Get that down off the Ceiling! *Adrian begins wailing* Everything's Gonna be fine!

~~~~~

Neon: *Holding a baby carrot* Here Comes the-

Adrian: *Grabs it out her hand, Eats it quickly*

Neon: Hey! He ate for me!

Jaune, not wanting to tell her he does that when he's mad at a person: Well, the- the thing is ...

~~~~~

Neon: *Holding Adrian* Love me.

Adrian: Eh.

Neon: Love me!

Adrian: Eh!

Neon: LOVE ME!

Adrian: EH!

~~~~~

Jaune: Okay little guy, it's time for bed.

Neon: *Shakily* We- We could let him stay up for a little bit?

Jaune: You know not everyone will like you.

Neon: I know that! A lot of people think I'm annoying! He's different!

Jaune: Why?

Neon: Because he's your family! What if him not liking me means your mom won't, or your Dad won't, and that makes you - You're a good guy but - like - I-

Jaune: Honey, I ran away from home to go to beacon. I got to live my dream- I'm doing it right now, and right now, You're a part of my Dream. I love you, and even if anyone else got upset over it, I'd defend you.

Neon: ... You're a sweet talker.

Jaune: And you're sweet~

Neon: ... Go put Adrian to bed. You wanna cuddle after this?

Jaune: Sure.

#rwby #jaune arc #neon katt #saphron cotta arc #asks and answers #rave knight #knight life #knightlife #jaune x neon #adrian cotta arc

[rwac96]

Shipping Name Question

Comment the reason for your choice, or place it in a reblog. Remember to reblog to spread it around.

#polls #tumblr polls #my polls #ship polls #shipping polls #rwby #rwby polls #fndm #rwby fndm #jaune arc #neon katt #neon knight #party knight #knight life #knightlife

[weathermanpolls]

Distribution of Jaune's Children by Teams - Harlequinade

So, 5-8 was the winner, but 1025-2048 is a close second, and is both a lot more:

useful

hilarious

Unfortunately, for RWBY that was up to over 700 kids, which is a bit too silly. Instead I'll lop 3 off the exponent, to make it more manageable. We'll go with 2^8 instead of 2+11, which is 256, which times 20.2 = 52.

You might be noticing the absence of Jessica. That's because the Harlequinade poll had 73.6% of the votes for Jessica.

So, Jessica will get kids, a reasonably large chunk over what the others gets.

#rwby #jaune arc #double rainbow #arculus rift #soleil en ciel #something something vernal #false maiden #wish I could remember the name for the nuclear malachite in MGSV #knightlife #gah can't remember ship names

[pitchthevoid]

Pitch: Absurdist comedy "Nights of the Round Table" about off-duty knightlife. They clock out at 5PM sharp. Story opens up on the new guy, Arthur, who is decidedly not in charge of (or in control of) anything in his life. Since he shares a name with the boss, he's forced to go by Art. Someone has a wily ferret (also named Art, to Art's dismay). It's inexplicably* set in the 1980's...Cleveland? Or the suburbs of Chicago.

*actually, the sole reason is to open on the shot of a man removing his bascinet at the end of his shift, unveiling a lush blonde mullet that tumbles past his shoulders like a Double Gloucester careering down Cooper's Hill

#modern medieval #knights of the round table #nights of the round table #knightlife #absurd ideas #pitched directly into the void #cheese-rolling

[bryan-aiello]

The King is Dead; Long Live the King's Guard

This dark, introspective tale explores the surreal, warped nature of warfare. a newly knighted stable boy who finds himself miraculously alive in the aftermath of a devastating battle. His kingdom's forces; gone.

Blackness parts. He, the knighted stable boy, is prone, looking up at the sky. A red sky streaked with gray smoke. No sun. No moon. Just a deeply unsettling smear like the heavens were gravely injured and likely not to recover. There is a slight moan of wind, the flapping of flags but not a single sound that resembles an army on the march. No neigh of horse or clink and clatter of a nearby…

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#DarkFantasy #DutyBound #EpicTale #GrimReality #KnightLife #Resurrection #StableBoy #Surrealism #Warfare

[pseudobollocks]

Ksiaz Castle

Behold the captivating beauty of Ksiaz Castle, an enchanting oasis that whispers tales of timeless elegance and architectural splendor. Step into a world where history breathes through every stone and immerse yourself in its majestic charm.

#SecretsOfKsiazCastle #CastleWanderlust #CastleChronicles #KsiazCastleAdventures #KnightLife

[enchanted-arms]

One thing i've never been able to draw accurately from my knight type is how the spine around the C6-T4 vertebrae tends to jut out a bit in an incredibly hard almost... shell? there is a physical portion that's almost on par with our horns and it's just in that one spot along the spine

#knightlife #mem: knight

[simonecorami]

E i martelli cantavano sulle incudini sonnambule l’insonnia del cavaliere e quella del suo cavallo. (Federico Garcia Lorca) #knight #knights #thedarkknight #darkknight #knights_of_the_sun #knighthoodieariel #sf9 #knightfall #saintseiya #knightmarebatman #knightly @baraodashashtags #pakaianariel #kaosariel #knighttones #threesecond #knightsbridge #knightlife #sweater #knightdale #famo #grosirgreenlight #styleariel #stylegreenlight #poesia #poetry #cavaliere https://www.instagram.com/p/CgzqpZ5NvoB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#knight #knights #thedarkknight #darkknight #knights_of_the_sun #knighthoodieariel #sf9 #knightfall #saintseiya #knightmarebatman #knightly #pakaianariel #kaosariel #knighttones #threesecond #knightsbridge #knightlife #sweater #knightdale #famo #grosirgreenlight #styleariel #stylegreenlight #poesia #poetry #cavaliere

[gameraboy2]

Martian Knightlife by Clyde Caldwell, 2001

#clyde caldwell #martian knightlife #2001 #2000s #vintage #scifi #sf #scifi art #science fiction #sf art #science fiction art #painting #illustration

[brokentrafficknight]

Atlesian Knight

#rwby #jaune arc #penny polendina #ciel soleil #neon katt #arculus rift #knightlife #straight outta time #arc n ciel #jaune x penny #jaune x neon #jaune x ciel #atlesian knight

[didyoutrydynamite]

Read a funny post recently that gave me Jaune x Neon Knightlife vibes for some reason.

"My wife just pulled me into the other room and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me m&m's without the kids seeing."

#jnrz au #jaune arc #neon katt #knight life

[motivaiart]

Behold the mighty knight, ready to defend the realm with his trusty sword!

⚔️✨

#MotivAiArt

@imagetocaptionai

#KnightLife #MedievalWarrior #SwordSwinger #ArmoredHero #Chivalry #BraveHeart #WarriorSpirit #DefenderOfTheRealm #BattleReady #KnightlyPride #ImageToCaptionAi #beautiful #Art #painting #artwork #digitalart #aiart #aigeneratedart #trending #instagram #instagood #artist #aiartist #photography #photooftheday #nft #midjourney #midjourneyart #midjourneycommunity

#aiart #midjourney #midjourneyart #ai #aiartist #art #motivaiart #artist #motivational #aicommunity

[djchorlocontrolection]

Dj Knightlife Vs. Silverblue - Do U Know (Dj Knightlife's Full Length Br...

#youtube

[enchanted-arms]

genuinely can't tell if Im having cameo shifts or if maybe these are mult kintypes that just so happening to be expressing themselves at the same time or what

#no eyes similar to bad end howell but im not really avian either #what's throwing me off is the tail since it's reminiscent of a unicorn #everything else is usually to the tune of knightlife liekxa and howell