Mojo Jojo: [points to Boxman, himself and Father] You, me and Father will go and check on those Delightful Children. Which leaves red cat and HIM here. Together to go handle the Endive situation
Boxman: [laughs] Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?
Mojo Jojo: Of course I do. These two what we see are the pure evil and same coloured villains being paired together
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More Knd villians incorrect quotes.
1.Count Spankulot: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
2.Father: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Toiletnator?
Toiletnator: …I’m sorry.
Father: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!
3.Toiletnator, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Stickybeard: Yeah, Toiletnator will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.
Toiletnator: Exactly, I will straight up-
Toiletnator:
Toiletnator, tearing up: Stickybeard, why would you say that?!
4.Gramma Stuffum: What do you want for breakfast, Cuppa Joe?
Cuppa Joe: Gay Cheerios.
Gramma Stuffum: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
5.Father: I'm tired.
Mr.Boss: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Father: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
6.Robin Food: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
Mr.Boss: Possibly.
Robin Food: I’m in.
7.Father: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Count Spankulot: IT.
Miss Goodwall: Annabelle.
Robin Food: Paranormal Activity.
Toiletnator: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
8.Cuppa Joe: Mr.Boss is off at an appointment, so while he's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
Knightbrace: Why?
Cuppa Joe: He's like ninety percent of my impulse control.
9.Toiletnator: I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
10.Count Spankulot: Why is Toiletnator crying?
Father: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Toiletnator: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Count Spankulot: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Toiletnator: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Count Spankulot: NO, NOT THAT!
11.Robin Food: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Miss Goodwall and not do the thing,
Robin Food: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Robin Food: proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke
12.Father: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Count Spankulot: Hey, Father.
Father: GODDAMNIT!
13.Toiletnator: I will send my army to attack!
Toiletnator: releases a dumpster of raccoons
14.Mr.Boss: We need a plan to beat them.
Robin Food: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Mr.Boss: 0_0
Robin Food: Judge me all you want, I get results.
15.Mr.Boss: Regular soda is too sweet!
Stickybeard: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Mr.Boss: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!
Stickybeard: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Mr.Boss: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Stickybeard: I’m going to physically attack you.
Mr.Boss: Which is better, Knightbrace?
Knightbrace: Oh, I usually drink water!
Stickybeard: Wha- NO!
Mr.Boss: DISGUSTING!
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*Bugs llega a resolver todo el caos que hizo Lucas por el pelador de zanahorias*
Bugs: ¡Entrega a domicilio de un deli-sabroso! Lola, recuérdame darte ese helado gratis cuándo acabe con este inútil.
Lola: Correcto, señor Bunny.
Bugs: Para ti soy Bombón.
Fuente: KND: Los chicos del barrio (2002 ~ 2008)
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Wally: when the leaf looks crunchy AND THEN IT’S NOT!!!!
Abigail: sometimes I feel like you guys experience life in a much more intense way than me.
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I was talking to my friend, @destiny-126 ,and-
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Grandma Stuffum:Bye children. I’ll be here listening to my tunes. *roles up the window and turns on the car radio*
Car Radio: We were all put on this Earth to suffer
We each have our own private pain
We must pass this pain onto our brother
A never-ending cycle starts again
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numbuh4: have you ever bought back a evil lionesses back from the dead as a evil fire Spirit
knightbrace: wait what!?!
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Nigel: #4, hows the mission going?
Wally: I cant find #2.
Nigel: Well where did you see him last?
Wally: I saw him near a ball pit but when i came back from the party room he was missing.
Hoagie distantly: AHHHHHHH! 4 HELP, IM BEING CONSUMED BY THE COLORFUL SPHERES OF EVIL!!!
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Monty: How can you not care?
Father: Like this.
Father: *shrugs*
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Moonbase Guard:(after separating a fight between Numbuh 363 and Numbuh 12) Okay, what’s the problem here?
Numbuh 363: It’s Numbuh 12! She never listens to anything I say and she talks about me like I’m not even in the room.
Numbuh 12: It’s Numbuh 363. I’m secretly planning to kill him.
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Knd villains incorrect quotes.
1.Robin Food: I baked you a pie!
Stickybeard: Really?! What flavor?
Robin Food: pulls gun out of the pie DEATH!
2.Toiletnator: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Count Spankulot: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Toiletnator: Yeah, they're all birds.
3.Robin Food: Hey guys! I drew everyone's soul!
Father: Why is Mr. Boss's a monster?
Mr. Boss: Robin Food, you forgot Father's! Its only an empty space!
Robin Food, proudly: Exactly!
4.Miss Goodwall: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Cuppa Joe, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.
5.Father: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Father: It's me.
6.Kidnapper: We have your child
Stickybeard: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Stickybeard: Oh god, you have Count Spankulot
7.Father: I'd roast you, but my dad says you can't burn trash.
Father: slow-mo walks out of the room
8.Miss Goodwall: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
9.Robin Food: School sucks.Knightbrace: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Robin Food: What are jobs like?
Knightbrace: They suck.
10.Count Spankulot: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Robin Food: The car takes a screenshot.
Father: For the last time, get the fuck out!
11.Gramma Stuffum, talking about Toiletnator: Is this a friend of yours, Father?
Father: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
12.Robin Food: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Miss Goodwall: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Stickybeard: Wasps?
Knightbrace: Terriers?
Robin Food: Knightbrace.
13.Gramma Stuffum: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Gramma Stuffum: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Gramma Stuffum: Orange.
14.Count Spankulot: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Stickybeard: laughs Book recommendation? I can’t read!
15.Father: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Cuppa Joe: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
16.Count Spankulot: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Mr.Boss: Uh, Knightbrace and Stickybeard are not getting along.
Count Spankulot: They’re not trying to kill each other.
Mr.Boss: You may have a point.
17.Robin Food: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Robin Food: dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table
Miss Goodwall: …Thanks.
18.Father: The floor is lava!
Count Spankulot: helps Toiletnator onto the counter
Stickybeard: kicks Knightbrace off the sofa
Mr.Boss: lays on the floor
Father: …Are you okay?
Mr.Boss: No.
19.Count Spankulot: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Father: Count Spankulot, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Toiletnator?
20.Count Spankulot, handing a balloon to Father: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Father, walking off: I don't have one either.
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Wile E. Coyote: ¡Petunia! ¡Transmite la contraseña!
Petunia: (escribiendo el computadora) 🎵Laralaralaralara…🎵
Wile E. Coyote: ¡Petunia! ¿Qué estás escribiendo?
Petunia: (escribiendo el computadora) 🎵Laralaralaralara…🎵
Wile E. Coyote: (leyendo) “Me encantan las fiestas”.
Petunia: ¿A ti también?
Fuente: KND: Los chicos del barrio (2002 ~ 2008)
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Nigel: you know not every problem can be solved with a sword?
Wally: that’s why I have two swords.
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