#kirijō mitsuru

[agastyatreepetals]

Personas’ Gifts, P3 Edition

So I’m finally coming back and expanding the ideas in this post and its notes so here we go.

[ Edit notice: feel free to send in asks if you want to discuss this! This is a sideblog so I would have to reply to...well, replies with my main, but I can reblog reblogs here, so you do you! ]

We’ll just be doing P3-P5, because P1 and P2 have different circumstances for the cast (they’re......in between being wild cards and not and are therefore Complicated) and we’ll also skip over the protagonists because wild cards and also I want to be a mild deviation from canon not diving into my fanon.

Oh, and I won’t do Shinji either. He has some special circumstances with his persona and uh...what canonically happens to him. Or Aigis, because of The Answer circumstances.

And so on we go.

Junpei Iori is fireproof. And while not sun proof he doesn’t get sunburns anymore, so eventually he stops using sunscreen. He just tans, or it does nothing at all. He loves hot weather because it’s sunny and nice, and it doesn’t bother him. He hardly breaks a sweat unless he’s working hard. Wind hurts like shit though.

You know how on windy days, especially when you’re really exposed, it stings? Especially your eyes? Amplify that by so much and make it feel like glass shards and sand. Junpei hates windy days so much, and storms, after everything. He even gets scars from how often the wind tears at him, so much that his spring of life ability can’t keep up.

Also he’s kind of unkillable. Perhaps even immortal. Junpei doesn’t try to think too much about that fact (and thanks @herstorycallyinaccurate for the immortal junpei tags on the last post)

And now we move on to Yukari. Still have in mind what I said about Junpei and wind? Yukari is the opposite. She doesn’t notice it unless she visually sees the wind moving something. The wind touches her, sure, waves her clothes and hair, but she doesn’t feel it.

The first few times it’s noticed by people who don’t know personas and they think she’s joking, but eventually Yukari learns how to listen and watch for the wind so that she knows if it’s actually windy. Ups her perception so that’s useful, at least. Makes archery a little harder because she can’t gauge how the wind will affect the arrow the same as when she learned the sport, but she adapts.

Also, it’s incredibly important for her to have gained those perception skills because storms are now unpleasant. She’s a lightning rod. A few trees have died in lightning’s attempt to get her. She also been zapped by several outlets and she’s not allowed to try and fix electronics after that one toaster incident. At least Aigis is sort of human and not exactly totally robot now in how her body works, but there’s still been a few zappy incidents.

Akihiko is not immune to accidental (or purposeful) zaps. And electrocution. Need to handle wires in water? He’ll be just fine, but don’t follow his example. Lightning doesn’t scare him one bit, and he even takes to training with live wires at one point to see how far he can go. It doesn’t hurt him, but Mitsuru is pissed when she finds out so he stops doing it. And then he goes and fights bears, but you can only win so much against Akihiko’s determination to better himself, even when it’s to his detriment.

He doesn’t like blizzards, or snow, or the cold. Ice cream gives him terrible brain freezes and aches in his mouth and stomach. He bundles up a lot during cold seasons, and uses tongs and gloves to handle items he stored in the freezer. He does try not to use freezer, but sometimes you gotta freeze stuff. It’s a conundrum for him.

If Mitsuru’s visiting Akihiko, she’ll handle anything cold because it doesn’t bother her. During Shadow Operatives Missions, she’s ended up lost in blizzards and when everyone was prepared to help her through hypothermia she was just fine. It’s unnerving that she treats snow like a hot spring.

It’s a trade-off though, because heat sucks so much for her now. Warm water feels scalding, she’s easily burned by the sun (so. much. sunscreen.) and she won’t even approach a hot springs anymore. She also won’t mess with fire. Or be that close. She can be like five feet away from a dying fire and she’s like I Can Feel The Heat From That and then she realizes it’s just embers and not like, a bonfire and oops.

Koromaru, like Junpei, is fireproof. And the heat doesn’t bother him, and his night vision goes up exponentially. Sunlight does bother him, but it mostly affects his vision, since heat doesn’t hurt him. He’s pretty good at using his other senses to make up for his poor day vision, so no one really notices enough to be like, suspicious.

Ken thrives in the daylight. He never needs sun glasses, and he’s unfazed by lights being pointed in his face. He doesn’t ever get headaches looking at screens too long, nor does it damage his eye sight.

Once it’s night, however, he struggles. He becomes clumsier, and if there is no major source of light he can’t see at all - even if other people’s vision have adjusted. He has no night vision, at all. In fact, he needs things to be pretty bright for him to see it best. He describes it as it dulls when it gets to his eyes.

Useful for all their skills being blocks or weaknesses rather than absorbs or the like, though that would would be been fun to explore what it would have meant to accidentally steal the heat from the stove.

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Hifumi: Aki, I'm sad. Akihiko: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Yukari: Hiromi, I'm sad. Hiromi, nodding: mood.

Junpei: How did none of you hear what I just said? Hiromi: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Hifumi: I got distracted about halfway through. Yukari: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Ryoji: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Yukari: Junpei: Akihiko: Everyone Else At Ryoji’s Surprise Birthday Party: Yukari: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Junpei: Wake me up… Yukari: Before you go go! Hiromi: When September ends… Hifumi: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Junpei: Shit. Yukari: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Hifumi: OH MY GOD HIROMI FELL OFF!!!

Junpei, about Yamagishi: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Hifumi: Are we stealing them? Hiromi: New or used? Junpei: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Kirijō: Can I be frank with you guys? Akihiko: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Amada: Can I still be Ken? Hifumi: Shh, let Frank speak.

Akihiko, setting down a card: Ace of spades Junpei, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Hifumi, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Yamagishi, trembling: What are we playing

Kirijō: Dammit, Akihiko! Akihiko: What?! It wasn’t me! Kirijō: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Iori! Junpei: Not me either. Kirijō: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Hifumi: *whistles*

Hifumi: Yo is Junpei sleeping or dead? Yukari: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts. Hiromi: Yeah, so did I. Junpei: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Kirijō: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Hiromi: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Aegis: I personally was created in a lab. Hifumi: I just straight up spawned lol.

Yukari: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Junpei: Put spaghetti in it. Yukari: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Hifumi: Put spaghetti in it. Yukari: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Hiromi: Put spaghetti in it. Yukari: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Akihiko: Shinji isn’t answering his phone Hifumi: I’ll call Akihiko: Mitsuru and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Shinjiro: Hello?

*Junpei is cooking* Hifumi: Any chance that’s for me? Junpei: It’s for Kirijō. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side. Yukari: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Kirijō: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Hifumi: I don’t know how to do that. Akihiko: I don’t wear a watch. Hiromi: Time is a construct.

Hifumi: I think we're missing something. Amada: Teamwork? Akihiko: Cohesion? Yukari: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Hifumi: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Hifumi and Junpei, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Yukari: Our turn, Hiromi! One, two, three- vanilla! Hiromi, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Yukari: You know those things will kill you, right? Hiromi, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Shinjiro, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Hifumi: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Junpei, Hifumi, and Hiromi are sitting on a bench Yukari: Why do you guys look so sad? Junpei: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Yukari sits down* Hifumi: The bench is freshly painted.

Hifumi: Why is Yukari so sad? Hiromi: She took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes Hifumi: And...? Hiromi: She got Junpei.

Amada: Is stabbing someone immoral? Hifumi: Not if they consent to it. Hiromi: Depends who you’re stabbing. Yukari: YES?!?

*Aegis is helping Hiromi out after he got injured, while the others are watching* Junpei: How does Hiromi look? Yukari: A little better than you, actually.

Employee: Care for another sundae, weenie? Junpei: I am not a weenie! Customer: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink* Junpei: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s. Hifumi: You tell ‘em, Junpei! *sips her drink* Junpei: Hifumi, what’re you doing here? Hifumi: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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[hifumi-matsuoka]

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Kirijō: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Yukari: *turning to Junpei* How tall are you?

Hifumi: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Kirijō: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Akihiko: Smad.

Akihiko: We need a distraction. Hifumi: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Amada, whispering: My time has come

Akihiko: Hey Mitsuru, Kirijō: Yes? Akihiko: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Kirijō: Kirijō: Where’s Matsuoka?

Akihiko: I trust Hifumi. Kirijō: You think she knows what she’s doing? Akihiko: I wouldn't go that far.

Junpei: I told Yukari her ears flush when she lies. Hifumi: Why? Junpei: Look. Junpei: Hey Yukari! Do you love us? Yukari, covering her ears: No. Hifumi:

Hifumi: They stole from me first! Hiromi: Mhm. Hifumi: Stole my heart... Aegis: It is still illegal to commit murder.

Yukari: WHY. why did you give Koromaru a KNIFE?! Aegis: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. Yukari: Now I feel unsafe! Aegis: I’m sorry. Aegis: ... would you like a knife?

Junpei: We need to get through this locked door. Yukari, give me your credit card. Yukari: Here. Junpei, pocketing it: Thanks. Akihiko, kick down the door.

Hifumi: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Akihiko: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Junpei: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Junpei: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Hiromi: You’re a hazard to society Hifumi: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

*The group is getting into the car* Akihiko: I’m driving. Hifumi, out of view: Shotgun! Junpei, turning to face Hifumi: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Hifumi: WOAH- Hifumi, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Kirijō please come to the front desk? Kirijō, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Akihiko and Hifumi Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Akihiko and Hifumi, simultaneously: We got lost :( Kirijō: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Junpei: If Yukari and I were drowning, who would you save? Hiromi: You two can’t swim? Yukari: It’s a hypothetical question, Hiromi! who would you save? Hiromi: my time and effort.

Akihiko: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Kirijō: Akihiko no. Hifumi: Mistlefoe. Kirijō: Please stop encouraging him.

Hifumi: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Akihiko: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Hiromi: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Hifumi: Good thinking.

Junpei, texting Hifumi: Hifumi! Help I’m being kidnapped Hifumi: Where are you? Junpei: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Hifumi: I’ll call Yukari. Yukari, answering her cell: Y’ello? Hifumi: Where’s Junpei? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Yukari: Junpei? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me- Yukari: Yukari: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Yukari: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Junpei: WHO ARE YOU?!

Hifumi, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Yukari: You did WHAT– Hiromi: William Snakepeare

Junpei: If you had to choose between Yukari and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Hiromi: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Yukari: Hiromi! Junpei: 63 cents. Hiromi: I'll take the money. Yukari: Hiromi!!!

Hifumi: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Junpei: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Hifumi: Yes! Yukari: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Junpei: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Kirijō: Wasn't Hifumi with you? Hifumi: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Hifumi: Aki and I don’t use pet names. Junpei: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Hifumi: Honey? Akihiko: Yes, dear? Hifumi: Junpei: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Yukari: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Hiromi? Hiromi: … No. Hifumi: I do! Yukari: I know, Hifumi. Hifumi: I’m sad! Yukari: I know, Hifumi.

Junpei, whispering to Akihiko, who’s on the phone with Hifumi: Ask her something! Akihiko: How are you feeling? Hifumi: Fine. Junpei: Something personal! Akihiko: At what age did you first get your period?

Junpei: Hey, Akihiko? Can I get some dating advice? Akihiko: Just because I’m with Hifumi doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

*Akihiko and Junpei sitting in jail together* Junpei: So who should we call? Akihiko: I’d call Mitsuru, but I feel safer in jail

Junpei: What do you think Hifumi will do for a distraction? Yukari: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Yukari: ... or she could do that.

Amada: Why are you on the floor? Hiromi: I'm depressed. Hiromi: Also I was stabbed, can you get Aegis, please.

Akihiko: Hifumi, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Hifumi: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Akihiko: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Mitsuru.

Junpei: HELP! I TOLD HIFUMI I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Yamagishi, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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