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Like All Politicians, Her Campaign Promises Literally Never Mattered: An alternate reading on Kipperlilly Copperkettle.
Before I begin this post, I want to say that this is not Kipperlilly Copperkettle apologism. I'm not trying to say she didn't commit her many crimes - I'm here trying to get her a plea deal.
All that being said. A lot of people seem to hate Kipperlilly because they dislike her campaign platform, saying that it makes no sense and it makes her hypocritical. And a lot of people love Kipperlilly - because her campaign almost makes sense but is still deeply hypocritical.
But has there ever been a consideration on the fact that she might just... be lying?
Like. She was never going to actually reform the school. Porter needed her as student body president so she could disband the school, and then initiate his rage ritual. There was never going to be any time for her to pass initiatives or make changes.
Is it possible that she was just... bullshitting her campaign platform? Saying whatever she thought would get her the most votes?
To be honest, my view is that she wasn't entirely doing so. I don't think she's had a secretly noble and logical view of justice this entire time. That wouldn't make sense for the actions she's taken in the series, and it would make her less interesting to me.
But like... people seem to take every single campaign thing she's said as gospel. And I think it's kind of funny to consider that Kipperlilly knew she'd never actually be president.
Was she still saying what her actual plans would be, if she wasn't doing this as a part of an evil scheme? Or was she just like "fuck it, I'll never have to actually argue for this, I'll say that people without a tragic backstory like stupid Riz Gukgak should get graded on a curve, it'll never actually matter"?
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frostkettle · 19 days
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spoilers for fantasy high junior year
Lucy Frostblade held the body of her best friend in her arms. Kipperlilly Copperkettle held the body of her best friend in her arms a couple weeks later. Neither stayed dead. Even after everything, Lucy still loved Kipperlilly. It didn't change anything, not when she remembered Kipperlilly burying her knife deep in her chest; or a rewrite of my last fic burning, burning, burning, written post episode 17 with the big reveal incorporated and more of a focus on post-resurrection Lucy Frostblade. Written in second person POV.
title: and you'll never forget how the burning felt
word count: 6.9k (nice)
relationships: kipperlilly copperkettle/lucy frostblade, lucy frostblade & the rat grinders, kipperlilly copperkettle & lucy frostblade, lucy frostblade & the bad kids, lucy frostblade & figueroth faeth, porter cliffbreaker & the rat grinders,
characters: kipperlilly copperkettle, lucy frostblade, ruben hopclap, oisin hakinvar, ivy embra, mary ann skuttle, adaine abernant, figueroth faeth, the bad kids, the rat grinders, porter cliffbreaker, ankarna
read here // reblogs appreciated !!
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This isn't relevant to the recent episode, but what theories do yall have for the checkmarked blue Okays on Four Dogs' food truck paper packaging? The fact that both Kristin and Kipperlilly start with K makes me think it's something beyond the student election. (I've seen people say Brennan was expecting Riz to run against Kipperlilly and he never changed the detail so that's why it's like that, but I highly doubt that's it. He's a whole trained improv actor).
I've also seen people mentioning the rebranded BLUE KVX, plus Oisin as a blue dragonborn.... and we know the Copperkettles are in real estate....
I also saw people mentioning Okay might be a God the Ratgrinders are trying to resurrect as a parallel to YES! (with Lucy on the inside and Buddy Dawn as collateral), which is interesting...
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verosvault · 2 months
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🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 8🚨
Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"
Episode 8 "Fracas at the Frostyfaire Folk Festival"
Timestamp: 00:00:48
Video Length: 4min. & 58sec.
The intro for episode 8 😂 (Ally and Zac lip-syncing!)
Brennan with Ally copying and Zac lip-syncing: "Hello, one and all! Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year. I'm your humble dungeon master, Ally Beardsley."
Ally: *yells and points at Brennan*
Brennan: *laugh*
Siobhan: "He freaking got you, dude."
Brennan: "Freaking got you, dude."
Ally: "****, I got freaking got."
Emily: "I was so enraptured here that I didn't even catch you catching them." *points at Brennan and Ally*
Ally: "I was so enraptured here."
Brennan: "I see it all, okay? I never miss a bit, famously. Never absorbed in what's going on here. Folks, I'm your humble...(babbling intro rapidly) Our Intrepid Heroes! Say hi, Intrepid Heroes!"
Everyone: "Hi, Intrepid Heroes!"
Adaine: "See you at Basrar's!"
Brennan: "See you at Basrar's. Short episode."
Emily: "Wow, okay."
Brennan: "Okay, moving along."
Murph: "Short 'Adventuring Party.'"
Brennan: "Short 'Adventuring Party.' Last we left off, our Intrepid Heroes were grinding through the fall semester at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. We had some high highs, some low lows. We discovered some interesting information, with Lydia Barkrock returning with data about Bakur the demon and a sort of ritual that had occurred tagged onto the end of a mystery that Riz had noted and that had been followed up on by Kristen around the disappearance of Lucy Frostblade, who seemed to have submitted paperwork to change her deity at the end of the last school year and then suddenly withdrew it. Riz also found the last place that she was observed before she went missing, although she has been confirmed by magic to be dead. We also discovered that Kipperlilly Copperkettle was getting food trucks with some little subliminal ads in the wax paper. There was a sort of fraught confrontation between Kristen and the other presidential candidate."
Emily: "Was it a confrontation? It was more of a conversation."
Ally: "Yeah, Yeah. I really came out on top, I think."
Brennan: "Yes, absolutely. We had some incredibly high academic achievements. Actually, A+'s across the board, save for our party cleric."
Ally: "I'll take it!"
Siobhan: "Hey, if you're failing, a C is an A+."
Ally: "A C is really good for Kristen."
Brennan: "Also a C in barbarian."
Zac: "A bit of a C."
Brennan: *laughs* "A bit of a C. But huge achievements in your artificer classes, and we also had huge achievements in warlock classes as Fig actually went on a quick impromptu field trip to Hell with her warlock class."
Emily: "They're building a recording studio."
Ally: "That sounded so sick, honestly."
Brennan: "Honestly, so sick."
Siobhan: "So sick."
Lou: "And licking Baby?"
Brennan: "Licking Baby."
Siobhan: "Fabian played the bass."
Emily: "I don't know how much to put my foot down about that."
Ally: "I think that needs to be the only merch that comes out of this season."
Siobhan: "Everybody lick Baby."
Ally: "Just a shirt that says, 'Lick Me,' and in the back, 'Everybody lick Baby.'"
Siobhan: "No context. No picture of Baby."
Brennan: "Everybody lick Baby. We also saw a new sort of, like, the coolest kid on campus, Fabian Seacaster, double A+'s, captain of the Owlbears, running study hall at Seacaster Manor. Never mind the rapidly piling boxes of takeout stinking it up in the kitchen."
Lou: "Hey, you know, we clean those out right before everyone comes over. I have to spend the day with them."
Brennan: *laughs* "As well as our Elven Oracle having to fend off ancient high elves in search of arcane wisdom at her job at Basrar's, working as a waitress, helping to serve that ice cream."
Siobhan pretending to serve ice cream and Zac pretending to eat it! 😂🤣
Brennan: "What incredible... It's finally time for Basrar to hire help, given that he has literally no overhead. He generates the ice cream from another dimension."
Emily: "Oh."
Brennan: "That's been all profit, except for what he pays on the mortgage for the shop itself. Incredible."
Zac: "His books are good.
Brennan: "His books are good. He's doing well."
Lou: "My man's in the black."
Brennan: "In the black, okay? We return back to Mordred Manor. And actually, I want to confirm with all of you as we come back here and find you, on the day of the Frostyfaire Folk Festival, a little sort of loose thread of a connection between something that is occurring at Gorgug's house, occurring at the Thistlespring Tree, that you had seen some information that your mom was working on connected to, but got away from you. Junior Year, pretty ****ing busy, gang. And speaking of how busy it is, we also introduced last episode our system for academic stress here in junior year."
Everyone: *holding up stress tokens*
Brennan: "Some of our students barely scathed by the monster that is cortisol as Fig began some paladin classes, both with the paladin teacher Halo St. Croix, and also some tutoring with Porter Cliffbreaker who, due to your incredible attunement with the principles of barbarianism if not any of the actual class features-"
Ally: "That's true, actually."
Brennan: "Porter signed your MCAT when your actual Bard teacher flew into the sky, weeping."
Emily: "I call him Sir."
Ally: "Yeah, finally you give him a shred of respect."
Brennan: "A shred of respect as he's like,"
Porter: "I have no idea why. What have I ever done?"
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verosvault · 4 months
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🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 3!!!🚨
Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"
Episode 3 "Not All Who Wanda Are Lost"
Timestamp: 47:13
Video Length: 2min. & 16sec.
The Bad Kids meet Kipperlilly CopperKettle (pt.1 | ‣pt.2)
Jawbone looks nonplussed at the interaction! 😭
Kipperlilly has aced Junior Year! ;0000
Kipperlilly: "Good luck with the buttcrushers"
😭😭😭😭
Fig asks Kipperlilly what changes she sees happening for Elmville! 👀
Kipperlilly: "My platform is about equality, equanimity, and fairness under the rules. And- In the past, there has been an eccentricity to the bureaucratic and administrative decisions of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy that has favored some students over others."
💀💀💀💀 RIPPPP!!! That's SO TRUE!! BUT ALSO RIPP!! 😭😭💀💀 I feel like that's kinda breaking the fourth wall in a way! 😂😂💀💀 To say that some students (the actual players) are more favored than others! 😂💀 Brennan is so good. 💀✋
Zac pointing out Kipperlilly's eyes! 😭✋ Like- Legit though! 😭✋
Adaine: "That girl is worse than Kalvaxus. I know that Kalvaxus was bad. She is our greatest enemy yet."
Murph: "Can multiple people find the rogue professor?"
"Rogue class is actually just the rogue students like- comparing notes and finding clues and lessons and puzzles that the rogue professor has left hidden around like- in trapped areas and other stuff like that."
"So, you've been going here for years, you've done all your classes, but you've still never met the teacher. The teacher just leaves calling cards in like- cat-burgled second-story windows."
Nobody has ever met the ACTUAL rogue professor (except for Kipperlilly apparently)! The rogue professor just leaves calling cards! 😭😭✋✋
"The Rule is, if you find the rogue professor in a year, you ace all of your classes for that year."
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