#kfc makes you trans

[asimpledemonbadger]

KFC? More like FTM

#trans #transmasc #transgender #kfc #kfc makes you trans #finger lickin good

[potatogoats1blog]

Hi, welcome to my blog!

Im Alex, you can call me Soap/Moss(or both), Neko, Goat/Potato, or anything you like!

I speak Russian/Ukrainian, Italian, and English. No war or russiaphobia mentions, i chose stay on the neutral side and I'm glad if you get that.

My pronouns are he/they/it. You may use "she" only if we're close and im comfy with you

Im genderfluid!

This blog is Drama-free! That means i will not support or enter any gender/sexuality drama in the UT/DR fandom or any fandom in general.

KFC gang and many other characters canonically use They/Them pronouns. That doesn't give you the right to envade personal space of someone who thinks otherwise or makes AU's with ANY of them using different pronouns. Keep your believes and headcanons(and the urge to spread canons) to yourself.

Warning list:

Ban list:

@lovesupportbot (for being cringe, homophobic and pushing me(and other ppl) to blackwash my characters)

DNI undercut

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Do not(or try not to) interact if you're:

· Racist, Homophobic, transphobic, anti-feminist or an asshole in general

· Pedofilia supporter (including such ship as Frans. I know there's some version of Frans that is NOT pedofilia or where both characters dont have a huge age gap, but please, still do your best to not interact with me if you ship those

Upd 4.1.23: Such ships as Chans, Chariel, and any other type of incest/pedophilia(/big age gap ships), are in the list too! )

· Art tracer. Fuck you i will spit on you and slap you

· Hi! There was a black/white-washing and making characters trans/nb part of the DNI. I wrote it when i was the person who misgendered KFC and other nb characters and i absolutely didnt remember it was there, when i was updating my DNI list. I am sorry if you ever saw that. I am deleting this part because i do not think about these things anymore. Everyone is free to do their HC's how they like them as long as they dont disrespect any other authors or the canons of the characters. Peace <33

And the usual!

Now what you may see in my blog? <3

CHARISK! - It's my comfort ship, so yeah, you may see it alot here!

My Chara and Frisk are absolutely not canon. My Chara uses she/they and My Frisk uses all(she/he/they/it!! No neo)pronouns. Please do not misgender them.

T.H.D - which stands for "The hero disappeared", which is.. My Deltarune AU! You may ask more about it, but im currently working on an animatic for it!!

THD TRIGGER WARNING: Minor smoke, drugs, death, sh/su1c1de, homophobia and violence. Also injuries and blood and many non kid-friendly things

NONAMETALE - it has no name, but it's my AU, check it uwu

And also other au's, fanarts, reblogs and sh!tposts.

GORE, BLOOD, SH/SU1C1DE, MINOR SMOKING, DEPRESSION MENTIONS OR VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF IT. - many violence huh

IM OK WITH MINORS ON MY BLOG, but my blog contains GORE, BLOOD, SH/SU1C1DE, AND MANY OTHER NOT KID-FRIENDLY THINGS. So it's going to be YOUR responsibility if you get traumatized. I warned you.

To get an anonim ask write "/Anon". I will not answer the ask directly from the askbox and i will not look at your blog. I'll post the question in a regular post and answer it

Being a child with special needs doesn't free you from your responsibilities! So be careful of what you write.

PLEASE USE TONETAGS!

Important info: i have 4 sonas, all of them use the same pronouns as me and all of them are genderfluid. I have suicidal intentions, SH problems, and should get therapy but can't afford that. I seek happiness in my comfort characters and i may change them to stay even more comfy. Its my happy space, do not ruin it and I'll be respectful in your space.

[5/09/2022]

[Upd 23/09/2022]

[Upd 20/12/2022]

Read this.

#phew i did that

[deskofmaji]

And now for something different...

So sometimes when I’m bored...  I like to play a little game.

It’s sort of a game of chance.  It involves DND dice and many, many different topics.  Characters...  Styles....  What I need to draw inspiration from...  Sometimes garbage is the outcome.  Sometimes you get things like this.  I have no intention of continuing this or in any way giving it any more context.  Just know that in this AU, wherever the hell it came from, Karr apparently has a pet chicken.  No it doesn’t turn out well for anybody.

This has been the object of high amusement for a few of us and now, it has made its way down to Tumblr

Enjoy....

Also be aware that it does have some very strong language.  Thank you TikTok for coming up on the DND Dice...

The dice made me do it...

xXx “Karen!”

Kitt gave out a soft groan of protest as he came online a bit reluctantly, a scan thrown across the room as he looked for the source of the noise.  It was early…  Very early…  The garage was still mostly dark but even in the darkness it was lit enough to be able to see without the assistance of night vision and he could hear the abrupt flap of wings that told him the morning routine was starting up.

Across the garage was the sweeping gold of his brother’s scanner, the black and silver Trans-Am’s attention obviously on the source of that flapping.

“Karen, don't even think about it!”

Karr’s voice nearly bellowed out as those wings flapped, Karen the chicken struggling her way up onto the top of the outdoor pet pen that was set up beside Karr’s parking space.  Why the hell they bothered to stick her in there he would never know.  It wasn’t as if it kept her in…

“Karen you ratchet ass bitch!”  

Every morning…  Like clockwork…

“Karen, don’t you fucking dare!  I will end your existence, you little KFC reject!  I swear to all that is holy, there will be some fried chicken wings on the menu tonight!”

Kitt gave out another soft groan as he tried to come online a bit faster, only to give a brief jolt as a hand laid on his roof and Bonnie muttered a sleepy ‘goodmorning.’

“Those two are starting early this morning.”  She muttered softly.

“It’s how they bond, leave them alone.”  Kitt suggested as Karen struggled her way up onto Karr’s hood, wings flapping as she moved her way up to settle down on the space where Karr’s hood met his windshield, her little bird feet holding onto the windshield wipers.

“Karen, you do it and I swear I will end you!”  Karr snarled out, flicking his windshield wipers which only caused Karen to move a few inches out of the way, the bird clucking steadily.

“Damn it Karen!”  Karr barked out, as the chicken abruptly abandoned her roost just as quickly as she had struggled her way up there…  A pristine, white egg left in her wake.

“And where the hell do you think you’re going?”  Karr called after her as the chicken flopped to the ground and waddled her way across the garage to scratch around for breakfast.  

“You’re just gonna walk off and leave the kid?”  Karr yelled, causing Bonnie to give out a snort of laughter.  “I’m not babysitting for you Karen!”

Karen gave out a loud squawk from across the garage making it clear that she didn’t really care about Karr’s current plight.

“You’re an unfit mother!”  Karr yelled right back at her as she waddled her way towards the door.  Bonnie chuckled softly and opened it for her, the chicken heading out into the pre-dawn light.

“Awww that’s cute Karr.”  Bonnie giggled, earning a growl from Karr’s engine.  “You have a grand-chicken.”

“Would somebody please come get this thing?”  Karr half snarled.  From outside Karen gave out a loud squawk.  “Get fucked Karen!”  Karr yelled after her.

Bonnie absolutely lost it then, laughing as she made her way across the garage to get the egg off of Karr’s hood.

“Bonnie, we can all only hope that one day we will all find love that burns as intense as Karr loves that chicken.”  Kitt mused with a soft chuckle.

“Bonnie…”  Karr started, his voice dropping from yelling at the bird to a sugary sweet tone.  “We don’t really need that egg…  Be a dear and throw it as hard as you can at Kitt’s windshield…”

Kitt revved his engine, abruptly seeing the danger he had brought himself into as he backed up.  “Don’t you dare!”

Bonnie rolled her eyes, a soft laugh given out as she made her way back towards the breezeway that connected the labs to the mansion, egg in hand.  

Oh if only all love stories ended as they did between a car and his pet chicken…

#knight rider #fanfiction #chicken #what the hell #don't ask #karr #kitt #bonnie barstow #humor

[keeganbekker32]

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[edgyval-archive]

uni's takes on various discussions in this community..

i guess i should make a post like this,,,, uhhhhh,,, ✅ means i support it, ❌ means i dont support, 🌃 means im in the middle/sorta split, 💫 means i dont know enough on the topic to make a decision

figured id make a big post like this so if anyone tries to come to me abt discourse i can just link then here.

note that these are coming from the perspective ov an amab, furry, therian, nonbinary/xenogender, vincian/gay, neurodivergent, aspec, arospec, singlet, minor who pet regresses.

✅ not using the "expected" pronouns for a gender (i.e. transmasc mlm who uses she/they)

❌ proship/antianti (i do not support shipping 1nc3st thanks)

🌃 self diagnosis (i was professionally diagnosed with autism and self-dx'd with ocd, but then again if you're gonna self-dx with something serious DO RESEARCH)

❌ nonbinary skepticism (the belief that nonbinaries are faking it???? uhm as an enby myself i say NO)

✅ amab lesbians + afab vincians + nonbinary lesbians + nonbinary vincians (assigned se× at birth shouldn't have ANY SAY on whay someone's sexuality is, & imo using someone's asab as an argument is borderline transphobia)

💫 mspec gays (i used to identify as omni so idk if that counts)

✅ cringe culture SHOULD die (it hasn't really, unfortunately)

❌ z00phi1ia/maps/p3d0phi1ia (im a furry but im not a zoo)

❌ truscum/transmed/terf (you don't need dysphoria to be trans, it's about euphoria)

❌ endo systems (sorry guys)

🌃 eating from places that have practiced bigotry (ex;kfc donating to anti gay organizations. i'm gay myself and do not agree with their beliefs but their chicken is really good.)

✅ aro/ace inclusion (im arospec and aspec myself)

✅ nonbinary inclusion (this is a xenogender blog so i'd think nonbinary inclusion would be a given)

💫 lesboy/turigirl / hesbian/shegay (idk what these are sorry - i think hesbian/shegay refers to he/him lesbians and she/her gays, which i DO support, but idk what a lesboy/turigirl is)

✅ neopronouns/xenogender (uhhh no shit im a xeno hoarder myself and this is a mogai blog)

✅ trans men having a word for their specific oppression (like transmisandry or something)

❌ transrace/transabled/the like

🌃 age/pet regression (as a pet regressor myself, it's totally valid. however, if you make it a f3t1shy thing, it's gross.)

💫 transage/chronosian (i support age regression but idk enough about transage)

✅ reclaiming slurs (it depends for me ig)

here's a cute doggo

feel free to unfollow if any ov my opinions fit your dni,,

#⚠️⚠️ #mogai discourse

[reissance]

you are incredibly problematic and you constantly spread harmful messages. you’ve made constant xenophobic comments & you have a habit of speaking on communities that have nothing to do with you (i.e. the trans community). there’s a better way to advocate for diversity; you don’t need to put east asians down. you use this platform for fucking evil and you call everyone bullies when they don’t agree with you. you go after groups for NO good reason other than you don’t like them. grow the fuck up

CAN YOU EVEN READ?????? I said "oh people should play trans fcs" and yeah, of course that's transphobic, I said "people should play other than the same kfcs" yeah that's xenophobic, racist, whatever other new word you learned

I didn't shit on Korean people but on the fucking weirdos who keep playing them and making them insufferable like I assume you do, I didn't shit on rps, I said something I didn't like and the admins went crazy cancelling me and blaming me for everything but yeah it's easy when this community is full of people with half a brain who can't comprehend an opinion that's different of anyone else's, youre not better than me for keeping your mouth shut or pointing fingers, I bet you've said and done even worse things than those you blame me for yet youre still here judging me, so you're the one who needs to grow up

[jasontoddssuper]

Susie being a he/him lesbian is so good though?Like well-written nonbinary characters are already so hard to find but a nonbinary character realizing they're nonbinary during their series AND changing their pronouns which everyone respects?It would be so cool!!Plus it makes so much sense with his character because of how butch he is(ik feminine lgbt people can use he/him-i am one of them!-but he/him butches deserve rep just as much as us!)and he already uses masculine terms for himself in the japanese versions and you cannot tell me that the idea of a video game couple where one of them is nonbinary and uses he/him pronouns but both are lesbians isn't based as fuck

🚫People who use anything but they/them for the Kfc gang and misgender trans characters in general dni🚫

#susie deltarune #suselle #he/him lesbian #deltarune #trans tag #letters from summer

[uwuwriting]

Hawks w/ fem!reader who’s struggling to conceive

Request: If you're still accepting bnha requests, I was hoping you can write one for Hawks and his s/o (defs can be gender neutral, trans, etc.). I've become attached to the kiddos you have written for them and I'm wondering, what if they had trouble conceiving? From IVF to surrogacy, not everyone has an easy time making kids. Whatever route they take is up to you (whatever fits best), but I think it would be a sweet moment where they dont think they can ever have kids then BAM! Suddenly, twins. - @sykandron​ 

I’ve been reading some hc from other fandoms *cough* Haikyuu *cough* and I felt that it was about time to tackle this ask. Since I’m a 17 year old toddler you would assume that I know nothing about this. But I study biology and that doesn’t make this any easier bc I don’t know a single thing about this topic. So I did my research and I tried my best. Hope you like it. Love yaa. 💖💖💖

warnings: triggering content, trouble conceiving, some depressive thoughts. 

-Keigo and you have been together since high school and he married you last year. 

-Even though he’s a pro hero which is a very stressful and time consuming job, it doesn’t take him much time before he wants to start a family. 

-You are in love that’s for sure so a person made form your love is not hard to imagine but you are beyond concerned. 

-Keigo doesn’t have much time for himself and as much as you don’t mind not seeing him for long amounts of time but a child needs to see their father. 

-And you don’t believe that you can raise a child on your own. 

-Your relationship has been built on trust and communication, so you sit down and talk everything through him.

-If he’s being honest he has been concerned about the time he will get to spend with his child as well because he’s number 2....and that’s a handful.

-So you made an agreement.

-You would make a schedule that Keigo would have to follow unless something urgent came up and he would try to minimize his time spent at work. 

-You would give this schedule a try for a month and if he could keep it up you would begin to try for a baby. 

-Surprisingly he made it work and had to leave for an emergency only four times.

-So you got to baby making and you went at it for months. 

-When you got no results even after trying the “best” positions and eating specific foods that would make you more fertile, you started getting discouraged. 

-Keigo suggested going to the doctor to check if something was wrong, with both of you. 

-After your appointment you had to wait for some days before you could get your results back.

-And boy if they weren’t disappointing. 

-Turns out that you both had problems of your own, Keigo not having a strong enough seed and you having an overly hostile environment so conceiving would be a challenge. 

-To say your were devastated was an understatement. 

-You closed yourself off and for the first time in your relationship, there was no communication. 

-Keigo tried talking to you, tried to pull you out of your own thoughts, but to no avail. 

-Your brain was working against you and it showed. 

-You wouldn’t eat, you slept longer and became sloppy in the workplace. 

-He would find you bawling your eyes out in the bathroom and then coming out with a hollow look.

-It was killing him as much as it was killing you.

-So he did some research. 

-And when I say some I mean that he went to like 15 doctors and bought 50+ books about the issue and he came up with around 10 solutions to your problem. 

-Of course the last two on the list were the ones you wanted to avoid, adoption and sperm donation, not that you minded adopting but you wanted a small Keigo to be honest and the idea of donation was off the table. 

-You felt very uncomfortable with the idea. 

-So after he talked to you and convinced you to try what he found, you agreed to try for a year.

-If nothing came of it you would adopt.

-And that’s how it all started. 

-Vitamins and special pills, doctor appointments and hormonal treatments. 

-Nothing seemed to work and you were staring to get disappointed. 

-It was nearing the end of the deadline you had set when you started throwing up in the morning. 

-Your appetite changed and everything smelled awful, your feelings were all over the place and you couldn’t seem to control your tears. 

-Keigo was the logical one for once and took you to the doctor.

-When he came inside the room with the results of your tests with a smile so wide and bright that it blinded you, you knew something was up. 

- “I’m happy to announce that you made it! You are pregnant dear.”

-You swear that the whole clinic heard your squeals. 

-Keigo went full dad mode even though it would be some time before the baby could actually be seen on a sonogram.

-He changed his work schedule even more, staying home longer and minimizing his patrols. 

-Sure he was the number 2 hero but his baby is his top priority and you cannot change my mind. 

-When you got your first sonogram and saw them, Keigo had been called in for an emergency and try as he might he couldn’t avoid it. 

-You had to push him out of the clinic because he wouldn’t leave. 

- “The public is in danger you dumb bird!”

- “I AM NOT MISSING MY CHILD!”

-What in the world??

-You got home before him and you waited patiently, sonogram in hand and two champagne glasses one for actual champagne and one for some apple juice. 

-The moment he stepped through the door he rushed to you and would’ve tackled you if you weren’t pregnant. 

- “Are they healthy? Is everything alright? I don’t like that smile you’ve got. Is it the baby or because I ate your Doritos, I swear I’m going to buy you more!”

- “YOU ATE MY DORITOS????”

-When you raised your hands in the air he saw the pictures you were holding and he focused on that and that alone. 

-You followed his gaze and giggled, patting the space next to you and pecking him on the cheek. 

-He looked at the images in front of him and....was confused beyond belief. 

-Is..is that a baby? It looks like a shadow. Is it a shadow? Are all babies shadows? Shadow babies....

-Seeing the look on his face you let a hearty laugh before grabbing his hands and making them into fists. 

-You brought them together and traced one of them with one finger while your other hand was tracing one shadow on the sonogram. 

- “That’s one baby and that’s another baby.”

-He froze, looking at his fists with his brows furrowed until it hit him.

-Twins.

-He was having twins. 

-All this hard work for a baby and he had been blessed with two.

-He looked at you then, tears forming in the corners of his eyes as a smile made its way on his face. 

-He hugged you tightly, his tears wetting his your shirt and a string of ‘thank you’s and ‘I love you’s spilling from his mouth. 

-He was truly happy with his family.

-Just him, you and your two nuggies against the world. 

BONUS:

- “Weak sperm my ass I got you pregnant twice in one go.”

- “It doesn’t work that way you dumb KFC meal.”

- “Chicken nugget juniors disagree with you. Ain’t that right my little chicks??”

TAG TEAM AY: @brattyquirks​ , @the-arcana-fan-fic​

#my hero academia keigo takami #keigo takami x reader #bnha keigo #keigo x you #hawks x reader #mha hawks #domestic hawks #hawks #bnha

[ds-defunct-council]

Hey guess who’s writing fics again

Shoutout to Mod Pencil/Chair for suggesting Trans Randy, Error, Nightmare, and Bobby

Also I may or may not have done one giant poly but hush

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“EVERYONE TO THE KITCHEN!” Randy called, waiting patiently before hearing thundering footsteps from every corner of the house migrating towards him.

Eventually, the other inhabitants of the house all arrived to the kitchen (Error had walked normally unlike the others). Bobby and Nightmare were already raiding the fridge and began passing out the several paper bags stored within.

“Be careful out there.” Randy said, tossing a walkie talkie to Error, “Don’t want you guys getting caught.”

Bobby rolled her eyes, “Yeah whatever mom.”

Hacker chuckled, giving Randy a small kiss on the cheek before pushing Bobby lightly, “Calm down shorty, he’s just trying to keep us alive.”

Cross had to grab Bobby before she tried to attack Hacker. After managing to calm her down and grab his bag, he tore open a portal with his knife and gestured for the others to go through.

“If we’re not back in half an hour, assume we’ve been captured.” Nightmare said, giving Randy a hug before dashing through the portal.

Everyone took a chance to hug their tall boyfriend before also going through the portal to go screw Dream over.

As the portal closed Randy chuckled and turned back to the book he was reading, “Those idiots are too good for this world.”

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“Everyone got their sandwiches?” Error asked.

A chorus of “Yup”s came from the others and he nodded before opening up his own portal that lead straight into JR.

“Now remember,” Nightmare said before any of them went through, “see any sign of Dream or a guard or something, tell everyone else so we can get out of there.”

“Got it, Mr. Leader.” Hacker said, hopping through the glitching portal.

Nightmare scoffed, “How rude. And here I thought you loved me.” and stepped through after the other.

After everyone was through, Error closed the portal. He pulled out the walkie talkie Randy had given him and clicked one of the buttons on it.

“Heya big guy,” He said, “we made it to the castle.”

After a moment, the walkie crackled and a distorted version of Randy’s voice came through, “Alright, I’ll set the timer. You guys be careful.”

“Will do!” Bobby shouted.

Randy chuckled, “Love you guys.” he said and the static stopped along with his voice.

“We got the materials?” Nightmare asked.

Cross set down the pack he was carrying and opened it, revealing multiple rolls of toilet paper, cans of spray paint, silly string, and other similar items.

He grinned, “Did you expect me to forget?”

“Now what kind of boyfriend do you think I am?” Nightmare shouted indignantly, “Of course I didn’t think you forgot all of it. But if you didn’t notice, you don’t have the speakers.”

Cross frowned and dug through the bag before cursing softly, “Well, guess you were right on that one.” he sighed and slung the pack back over his shoulder, “Whatever, I think we have enough stuff to get the job done anyways.”

“Well I know I can easily work with this if you guys can’t.” Bobby said with a shrug.

“Show off.” Hacker muttered, ruffling the others hair.

“Whatever computer boy.” Bobby responded, flicking Hacker lightly.

“Alright you idiots,” Error said, getting everyone’s attention, “time to go piss off the golden bucket of KFC.”

--A few hours later--

“INK! GET IN HERE!”

Ink groaned dramatically, standing up a stretching out his sore limbs. 

“Wonder what happened this time.” He mumbled, tossing on his jacket before wandering towards the source of Dream’s very angry voice.

It didn’t take long for him to notice that something was wrong though. After a few moments of walking down the unnecessarily long halls, he heard a faint buzzing noise. He couldn’t tell if he was confused or distressed by the noise, which was also getting louder, but continued on anyways while slowly grabbing his brush.

“The heck-?” He muttered, spotting Dream standing in the hallway in front of him.

It was difficult to suppress a laugh upon seeing the other though. Dream looked very distressed to say the least. His wings were puffed up and he was somehow more stiff than usual. He was pacing around the area, obviously bothered by something when he spotted Ink.

He walked briskly over to the artist, “WHAT is that noise?!” he hissed.

Ink barely avoided bursting into laughter and managed to keep a somewhat straight face, “I’m... Not really sure. It seems to be coming from this area specifically.”

“I KNOW!” Dream shouted, causing Ink to jump in surprise, “It’s ESPECIALLY prominent in my office!” he ran his fingers through his hair, seeming to grow more distressed by the minute, “I just can’t figure out how!”

Ink slowly opened the door to Dream’s office and, sure enough, was suddenly overwhelmed by the intensity of the buzzing noise. He started poking around, trying to find the source of the sound before noticing something. He reached into a file on Dream’s desk and pulled out a small metal object. It was vibrating fast enough to make a buzzing sound and Ink could feel his hand start shaking when he picked it up. After examining the small object for a moment, he tossed it onto the floor and stomped on it, making sure to step on it a few more times and grind his heel into the shattered metal pieces for good measure.

“Found our culprit.” He said, pointing to the now unidentifiable device, “Pretty sure there’s still a bunch more though.”

Dream walked in quickly, still bristling from the sound, “Where did you find this... thing?” 

Ink gestured at the file he had found it in and Dream frowned before picking it up and opening it. Ink watched as Dream’s face went from frustrated to confused and eventually, completely enraged. He practically screamed in annoyance, throwing the file at the ground.

He grabbed Ink by his scarf, “I want this castle turned upside down to find every. Last. One. Of these damned things or so help me I’m firing all of you.”

With that, the once calm and collected CEO stormed out of his office with a look that screamed murderous intent. Still recovering from the shock of being manhandled by his boss, Ink blinked a few times before picking up the file himself. He read through it and couldn’t help but burst out laughing when he finished.

Dear my winged nemesis,

I hope you enjoy the little gift we left you <3

P.S, I hate your guts :)

-Nightmare, Hacker, Cross, Bobby, Error, and Randy

After managing to calm down, Ink just chuckled before tossing the file in the trash, “Holy cow, Dream is going to literally murder those guys.”

~~~~

This took WAY longer than it should have to write oh my gOSH

Anyways, thanks to our lovely anon friends and @multi-fandoms-posts (Along with my fellow Crackhead Council members) for unintentionally making this prompt. Hope yalls enjoy this (Probably very ooc) thing <3

Dreamswap belongs to the wonderful @onebizarrekai

Fic by Mod General :)

#Dreamswap #DS Nightmare #DS Error #DS Cross #DS Killer #DS Dust #DS Horror #DS Ink #DS Dream #Go ahead and add tags if I forgot any of them #tw murder #tw caps

[nocturnalgemstones]

....Is this fucking satire?

Is this what cis people think all of our complaining is? A blind hatred of any character that isn't trans? The ignorance of this post astounds me. Because as poor as the argument "Kris', Chara's and Frisk's genders are up to interpretation" is, it is a least an argument that can only be made by attempting to listen to what trans and nonbinary fans are saying, you know? This argument is a direct response to the claim "Kris, Chara and Frisk are canonically nonbinary".

But from the way this post is worded, it seems like this person saw us asking people to not treat the KFC as cis...and assumed it was because we hated cis people? Now, if it was a few months or even a year if Undertale had released, this would maybe a little understandable. But it has been six years since Undertale came out. You have had half a decade to find out exactly why we get mad when people 'headcanon' Chara as cis. Even other exorsexists in the fandom are able to do that. "Screw people who hate non trans people"? How about screw people who can't even take one god damn minute out of six years to figure out why trans and nonbinary fans get so upset' only to make up their own reason and label us "cis-haters".

#fandom exorsexism #vent #something about this post made me far more upset then i usually get when i see people arguing that the MCs aren't nonbinary #i think it's just the audacity of this person #the way they just make up a false reason why we don't like it when people 'headcanon' the KFC as cis #impose it on us #and then say 'I hate people like that' #honey the person you hate ISN'T FUCKING REAL #fandom transphobia #undertale #ut #being an enby person in fandom sucks #go fuck yourself

[squirrellygirlart]

...just hear me out.

Me and @dracoskullonmain were talking about what to get for dinner, which got us on the subject of restaurants that serve primarily chicken, like KFC and Canes or the ever hated abomination known as Chik-fil-A-holes and it hit me...

...what if a trans couple opened their own chicken based restaurant that served only LGBTQA+ individuals, a complete antithesis to the aforementioned Chik-fil-A**Holes. And our conversation went thus...

Him: What would it be called? Me: ...Trans-Tenders.

Him: OMFG Me: The menu is LGBT+ coded- a breast meal is like “Lesbians Delight” Him: Oooh! Can you imagine someone ordering a “Think of the Kids” Meal for their children XD

Me: *dies laughing* OMFG YESSSSSS!

Me: Oh oh wait- “We are proud to announce we are now offering Tender Reveal Parties” except instead of it being a parent trying to gender assign their unborn its like kids celebrating and announcing their identities in a positive and festive party setting with all you can eat tenders!

Him: And if anyone comes is being transphobic or otherwise, their food becomes to-go and their picture is put on the wall of Dead Names- because just like a dead name, they are no longer allowed in that establishment!

Him: Also discounts for people being outwardly trans positive!

*Excitedly going back and forth*

...so yes, could someone who is trans and financially stable make this happen cause I’d like to give you my money for a Tender Reassignment Special.

(Disclaimer: I am not trans, so please please please hit me up if this comes off as rude or inappropriate. I am Gender-Neutral/Fluid and its an entirely different experience and I recognize that so... yeah- this is meant to be funny/interesting only!)

#trans rights #trans #food mention #we are idiots ignore us

[starlightshore]

The only bad thing in dt is undynes a cop :(

Yeah it sucked when dr came out and it sticks sucks. I have hope that because he's spoken for BLM since that will change in the full release, or he'll write it into the narrative how she's in the wrong and she'll quit

Frankly >_> he should of known better from the start, and I had always hoped the angle he'd go for was to use it for her character arc but regardless of that, making a wlw character a cop is a Crime I Can Not Forgive

Plus there's other issues with the games, no media is perfect. I really hate Frisk's canon sprites as it unintentionally draws into a racist stereotype of the emotionless Asian with bright yellow skin. That comes to mind too, and I'm sure there's other problems that I can't think of right now

Oh, I think also how the trans woman character is portrayed super angry, how toby hasn't put a stop to the KFC kids misgendering in the fandom ect.

The damn alarm clock and other things on the kickstarter haven't been finished

And I don't bring this up to like, "canel" UT or anything. All media is going to have flaws and its important to acknowledge them. The best we can do is bring attention to them and try to learn from them, how much you want to condemn toby for it is your own personal choice. I have a lot of faith in him to change, but that doesn't mean I'm not disappointed either. I know the kickstarter stuff will get done, I can hope the other things I bring up will be changed or at least addressed

#personal stuff #negative #ask to tag

[she-jo]

 will white mbmb*m /mcelr*y fans ever understand that uh them consistently asspatting each grown man every time they have to apologize for something only enables them to continue to make “accidentally racist” or “accidentally transphobic” or “Accidentally biphobic” statements because as long as they “apologize the right way” they can just keep fucking doing it? It KEEPS happening y’all. Do you not see the pattern? These are not one off things happening and it’s hurting nonwhite fans. Some of y’all really need to go to fucking activism school for real so that it finally clicks that you too still have shit to learn! 

“Everyone’s being so mean to Tr*vis” Trav*s as recently as 2020 literally deadnames trans people in a WHOLE ASS EPISODE OF SHMANNERS! All THREE people let the “mukbang” thing into last week’s episode. ALL THREE of them let the “KFC sponsored the royal wedding yahoo” onto the show. There’s no excuse for that shit, it’s careless. HIRE! A GOOD! EDITOR! Preferably one that’s not white

It’s absolutely LUDICROUS to not have a sensitivity editor. We literally make this part of our review process at work for articles -- if someone’s not knowledgeable enough or can’t pinpoint why something feels a little iffy we pass it to someone who DOES have the expertise. And it could work for a podcast. 

[secretmarial]

So I’ve been thinking a lot about the KFC kids in general and their genders. Obviously all three are non-binary, and seem to prefer they/them, though Frisk only spent a day among monsters and is probably the youngest so they may pick out different pronouns at a later point. Anything from this point on is headcanon, do not feel as though I am trying to push my opinions on you!

Long post under the readmore!

Then I decided to start thinking about their assigned genders, just to get a better handle on backstory. Actually, that’s a lie. I saw that one galaxy brain meme about afab nb being perceived by other people, thought of Chara, and then when I thought about it I decided that being afab would give Chara maximum suffering and as much as I love them, suffering at the hands of humans is a major part of their personality. Note that I say afab would elicit maximum suffering because ‘male’ clothing is worn by basically everyone, while a-hole bios looking to force Chara to be a ‘good girl’ could shove them into dresses. (And also periods ohGod)

Chara now has problems with anything stereotypically feminine which they would hopefully address in therapy. MTT would of course be delighted to help them become more comfortable with the concept of dresses and makeup not meaning ‘girl’ though only at their own request. They end up a tendency to recoil from femininity so much that they overcorrect into masculinity. They do not identify as a male-nb, however, but as agender.

I decided Frisk is intersex because they seem to fill a role of ideal-Chara. Not to say that they are a replacement in any way shape or form, but it sort of ties in to Asriel saying that Frisk is the type of friend he wished he could have had. Frisk also achieves Chara’s goal of freeing monsterkind, and is compared to them on at least one occasion, besides the mistaken identity. It would almost make sense that Frisk would naturally have the kind of body Chara would be envious of. Also, I love the idea of Frisk growing up to have all of the secondary sex characteristics. They’re tall as heck, have broad shoulders, wide hips, curvy breasts, facial hair, ect, ect. I just want Frisk to be visibly, aggressively nb to anyone who looks at them.

I decided to have one kid for each assigned gender so Kris is amab. This is mostly to differentiate them from their siblings, since a lot of people want to say Kris is one, the other, or a fusion. That’s really all I have to say for them, at least until we get a better handle as to what exactly is happening in Deltarune. So this basically means that Chara and Kris are trans, while Frisk is technically cis. This throws Chara for a bit of a loop but they roll with it.

Frisk and Kris are both totally cool with dresses, makeup, and jewelry, though Frisk enjoys dressing up more than either of their fellow adopted siblings. This makes sharing a headspace with Chara a little awkward though, so they avoid it at first to keep from giving Chara dysphoria.

I also made decisions on deadnames, which I wasn’t originally going to share because they don’t matter but I’m going to be honest I’m a little proud of myself here. I decided that Chara’s deadname is Lucille, because of the similarity to Lucifer, as a shoutout to the demon that comes when you call its name. My dad has a snake named Lucifer and we call her Lucy, a common nickname for Lucille, so that’s where that came from. I also decided that young Chara didn’t originally know that nonbinary was a thing, they just knew they weren’t a girl. So, they figure, they have to be a boy, right? (Wrong) So they cut their hair short in the middle of the night (I recently decided that this is prompted by a nightmare, which I might expand on later, especially if anyone asks). Then they stare in the mirror and realize that they need a boy name, right? They consider (I considered) Luke, based on their original name, but then realized that they could use this opportunity to name themselves after the coolest guy ever, Jim Kirk! (Chara is a canon nerd, fight me) Except, James is kinda a boring name? And Kirk sounds weird. So during their short time identifying as male, Chara goes by the name Tiberius. They announce this to all of their classmates the next day. ‘But it sounds a little pretentious, you can call me Ty for short!’ Their parents and classmates and probably teachers all gave them hell for it, which is depressing. Then they eventually realize that, even if no one is really respecting their new male pronouns or any of it, ‘boy’ doesn’t fit any better than ‘girl’ did. So they just ditch the concept of gender as a whole. I like to think they gave themselves their name as they were climbing Mt. Ebott, and it became something of a mantra to them. ‘My name is Chara. My name is Chara.’ Then they fall and meet Asriel, and the first thing they blurt out after he asks if their okay is “My name is Chara!”

Kris was adopted by the Dreemurrs young enough that they might as well not have a deadname, because they don’t remember it at all, not even the faintest inkling of it. Actually it’s possible that they don’t, that their bios didn’t name them, if they were adopted from birth.

Frisk, oddly enough, does have something of a deadname, though it’s only really on a technicality. I have weirdly specific Frisk headcanons, which involve their homeless single father calling them by dozens of pet names, so often that they legitimately don't realize that one of them is their actual legal name. That one name?

Angel.

No I will not stop being ridiculous and making things deeper than they need to be, you can’t make me. Anyway, have a nice day and please feel free to shout at me about any of this I would love to discuss, as long as you’re discussion does not involve the KFC children having binary genders.

#undertale #mystuff #chara #chara dreemurr #frisk #kris #kfc gang #deltarune #lgbtq+ #nb #nonbinary #my stuff

[severelynerdysheep]

Hey, I'm just letting you know of zoologicallyobsessed who has been harassing vegans on this site for being vegans. With me, he took the time to visit KFC, buy some chicken and send me photos of it to try to offend me and used being trans as an excuse for his behavior when I pointed how shitty he is being. It's best to just block him before you get harassed by him, too.

I hope you don't mind be publically posting this, but this is really important to make other people aware of. While I knew that they are a pretty active anti-animal rights blog, that behavior is just disturbing and deeply disgusting. I’m really sorry that you have had to deal with that. That’s disgusting. 

[llazyneiph]

I hate my body but it is because I'm fat, not because I'm trans. I can't even begin to imagine the shit y'all go through with body dysphoria and whatnot. And the danger from phobics...y'all are fucking the strongest people I have ever seen. Ppl are always saying how strong I am for fighting my mental illnesses but damn, trans people are the strongest tbh. Esp ones of color, fuck. Y'all get so much hate idk how you survive. But to all my trans bros and sis, keep fighting you are valid and ily.

im gonna answer this is in two separate parts because I don’t want to just ignore what you said at the start.

i understand the feelings of hating yourself for something you feel like you can’t change, like every time you attempt to start your journey something around you sabotages you. Whether that's being surrounded by unhealthy options or family members that don't support you or even just your own mental health.And I ain’t even talking from a trans perspective, i’m saying this as someone who has successfully lost weight and kept it off. Now of course I don’t know your personal situation, but the way you worded it made it sound like you do want to lose weight. The only thing I found works for me is to just dive balls deep into it straight away. No ‘oh but I ate microwaved kfc chips for breakfast this morning (me lmao)’, or ‘ill start on Monday’. None of that shit, just start. Pairing that with legitimately getting rid of all the stuff around you that you know you will want to eat and also having some form of accountability is the way to go. Set yourself up for success, not failure. And don’t make your goal, ‘i want to be skinny in 6 months’ because that's not going to happen. Set weekly/monthly goals, its amazing to actually meet a goal because its achievable and then you don't want to fck that up so you keep going.  I actually lose weight because I went low carb, only allowed myself 20-25g of carbs a day and I ended up stickin to it because I didn’t wanna mess up my streak lmao. But, weight loss talk aside, your body is a wonderful thing that allows you to experience life. Putting yourself down because you aren’t what you think is the ‘ideal body’ or whatever is just cruel to yourself. Would you let someone else put themselves down or would you try to help them? Why should you not treat yourself the same way you would treat others? Learning to accept and enjoy this incredible thing you’ve been given isnt something that happens over night nor is it easy, theres always gonna be some imperfection that you see because you’re human and it’s what we do. At the end of the day, strive for health. Start the journey when you’re ready to, if you take baby steps then one day you’re gonna look back and realize you can’t even see the place you started from anymore.

As for the other stuff you talked about, every collective is strongest as a group so thats why I think it’s so important to stick together. Especially those of us who are lucky enough to be in stable homes, safer countries, ect. We need to be there for and give a voice to those who need it most, like transpeople of colour, like the people who cant come out because of safety, or like the people who cant access medical stuff. And that definitely includes allowing cishet allies in to support us. I see a lot of LGBTQ+ people just immediately write off a cishet person and say they’re ‘not allowed’ to be an ally. how tf are we supposed to grow stronger as a community when we shut everyone else out? Do we expect cishet people to just learn everything from google and then keep their mouths closed when we talk?a thousand voices are louder than a hundred, and those voices should be made up of both LGBTQ+ AND allies. but yes, transpeople do have to be strong for themselves and I am very proud of my community. but not only that, you are very strong for living with mental illness. takes a goddamn warrior to live with that.

anyway, sorry for going off on a tangent, you ever need to talk, my DM’s are open.

#Anonymous