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jwirecs · 9 months

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RECOMMENDED SEVENTEEN FICS OF JULY 2023💖

hello, hello! here are my recs for seventeen for july! hopefully these beautiful stories get more recognition as well as the writers 💝

** anything in parentheses and bolded are my thoughts that can be disregarded if needed **

🔞smut || 💔angst || 💕fluff || ✅completed || 🔄ongoing || 💯favorite

Admire Me (Like I Do For You) || @wheeboo💕✅

↳ in which seungcheol shows you his tattoos.

Dimple || @icyminghao💕✅

↳ you can’t sleep, so you try touching seungcheol’s dimple just for the fun of it (spoiler: he loves it)

Shave || @yikesmary💕✅💯

↳ with your boyfriend’s comeback approaching, mingyu asks you to help with shaving.

The Stars And You || @wheeboo💕✅

↳ in which you bring the stars to your boyfriend for his birthday. (to this author, i am so sorry, but 90% of the fics that i have read from you so far, most of them are on this list. keep doing what youre doing please. i love them)

Try Me || @cheolhub🔞✅

↳ you push your sweet boyfriend a little too far when you threaten to fuck his business partner at dinner. he decides to show both you and mingyu who you belong to. (oh lord, heaven have mercy.)

Ukiyo || @wheeboo💕💔✅

↳ in which you and minghao spend the day together.

Wonwoo's Tasty Cereal (And Milk) || @twogyuu💕✅

↳ You've been eating cereal wrong your entire life. Wonwoo and your niece are going to fix that.

Fake Dating Roommates || @yikesmary💕🔄💯💯

↳ in which choi seungcheol becomes your roommate and fake boyfriend in one fell swoop. and you still don't know how it happened.

Seventeen As Fake Dating Scenarios || @bluehoodiewoozi💕✅

↳ (title says it all and i am out here fulfilling my delulu side of my brain. doing great out here im telling you)

Baby, All I Really Want Is Your Attention || @viastro💕✅

↳ you and mingyu have been academic rivals since the beginning of your high school career. having always aimed for the #1 spot, mingyu would beat you without even needing to study. now dedicating all your time into studying at the local library, you find yourself wondering who keeps neatly packing your things and waking you up each time you fall asleep while studying. (hes so soft, i cant)

Catnaps || @wheeboo💕✅

↳ in which you volunteer at the local cat shelter with your crush.

Dating Seventeen (Hyung Line) || @wqnwoos💕✅

↳ (out here filling my delulu brain. also seungcheol does radiate sugar daddy tho, ngl)

Fix You || @smileysuh🔞💕💔✅💯💯

↳ “As a member of 53V3NT33N, I have two different states of mind coded into me, aggression and admiration. To love something, to admire it, is to feel aggressive when it’s questioned, to want to control it, if even for a little while- it’s the need to consume it, endlessly, as my fans consume and control me as an automaton. Even though I’m a member of a group, there’s a distance. Automatons can never truly motivate each other because our motivations are based on external human needs, it’s built into us- We can see when humans need us, and we do what we can to fix that need… I know you need me, the way I’ve needed you since I got here.” (god, yall dont even know how much i freaking love their fics. like bro, ily)

Gamers Do it Better || @sluttyminghao🔞✅💯

↳ (listen, just hear me out. tag teamed by the two lord saviors of svt's hhu. i really need like a threesome au/tag or something i swear.)

Hits Different || @hellohannie💕💔✅

↳ it was no secret that you had dated many people in your past. when you were with them, you believed you loved them and they loved you. when you broke up, you realized that they didn't truly love you. but you still believed that love was real. then, you met lee chan. when he broke up with you, you started to question if love truly did exist after all. (i need me some more dino fics cause i barely come across any)

Loving Him Was Red || @boowanie💕💔✅💯

↳ After the café you were part-timing at suddenly closes, you were left unemployed and broke as you tried your best to look for a new job. But when your best friend suggests an alternative way of earning money, you suddenly find yourself falling for a certain Jeon Wonwoo.

Pup Code || @beefboyandbabygirl🔞💕✅💯💯💯

↳ mingyu doesn't have crushes. he likes avril lavigne and sometimes he fucks pretty girls. but you seem to stir something in him that no one else can. without the trusty girl code, mingyu makes his own code to help you fall in love with him. (yall need to read this one. like read it cause i lowkey can imagine him making up his own code ngl. man has no self control sometimes)

Crossing Boundaries || @wonusite🔞💕✅

↳ Seungcheol has always demanded that all of his employees keep professional boundaries, but it frustrates him that his son’s nanny is a little too good at keeping things professional.

Happy (First) Fathers' Day || @icyminghao💕✅

↳ it’s fathers’ day, but you seem to be more fixated on an event for your newborn daughter, much to mingyu’s dismay.

Made With Love || @icyminghao💕✅

↳ joshua wakes up to quite the commotion, and you’re not by his side.

The Cake In the Back || @toruro🔞💕✅

↳ cheol is a regular at your bakery, and it's all because his son loves the banana bread you make—at least that's what he tells himself. it also doesn't hurt that you're cute. and polite. and totally someone he'd like to fuck.

Roommates With Benefits || @shuaflix🔞💕✅

↳ initially, wonwoo doesn’t think much about your incessant requests to play on his xbox. however, when what was supposed to be a two-hour visit to his place stretches out for two weeks, he starts to think you’re overstaying your welcome.

The Secrets Kept From Roommates || @cheolism🔞💕✅

↳ you are hiding a secret from mingyu. little do you know that he's hiding one from you too.

Broken Pieces || @bluehoodiewoozi💕💔✅💯💯💯

↳ Your friend broke your soulmate's heart, leaving you to pick up the pieces of both his and your own heart. (stop my heart, i cant)

Right? Right. || @bluehoodiewoozi💕💔✅

↳ Your soulmate mark might be broken, but at least he will always be there for you.

Do check out all of the other seventeen fics that i have reblogged as well!!

** if there is any fics that you guys would like to recommend, please do! i am slowly running out of fics to read **

#seventeen scenarios #seventeen soulmates au #seventeen established relationship au #seventeen fluff #seventeen angst #seventeen smut #seventeen roommates au #seventeen dad au #seventeen fake dating au #seventeen fic rcs #seventeen recs #svt fic recs #svt recs

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justanarchiveforfics · 8 months

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August Seventeen recs

Where's the fun in that? | @bluehoodiewoozi (fluff)

The mailman keeps mixing up your mail nearly every day. The guy who gets your mail often demands a gift of some sort in return for your stuff.

The very first night | @shuadrive (angst, smut)

the search for a new place to live takes a turn for the worse when the only person willing to split rent with you is your ex-boyfriend.

What? Like it's hard? | @starsstuddedsky (friends to lovers, fluff)

With the help of a little bit of bleach, Soonyoung is certified legally blonde–complete to last minute-dedication to scoring as high as Elle Woods on the LSAT. While he has no interest in law school, he’s notorious for never turning down a dare. So how does a frat bro in serious danger of failing his senior year get a 179? He asks the smartest person he knows.

Or, studying for a law test has never seen this much chemistry.

Honey boy | @chocosvt (slow burn. fluff, f2l)

When you graduate high school, you realize you’re not really going to miss anyone, apart from a cute boy who doesn’t even remember your name. five years later, after accepting an offer to pass the summer at a friend’s lake house, he’s standing right in front of you. the universe doesn’t give second chances very often. you’re not going to let the honey boy slip away twice.

Love & other clichés | @nnight-dances ( fluff, angst)

Hoax | @lovelyhan (mafia au, strangers to lovers, angst, smut)

You’re a hostess that’s drowning in debt, and jisoo is a man with too many secrets to keep. making a clean break for it isn’t as easy as you’d hoped.

Ode to you | @lovelyhan (angst, reincarnation, fluff)

If there's one thing you've learned from all the lives you've spent together, it's that jeonghan isn't always someone you'll end up wanting. he can be crass. he can be secretive. he can be nothing short of vexing. but in the end, he's everything you need him to be.

Eat. Play. Love | @husbandhoshi (slow burn, enemies to lovers)

Being one of new york's top food critics comes with a lot of perks: free dinners, nice awards, and a linkedin profile your parents could be proud of. that doesn't stop you from wanting a lofty promotion to editor, and the only person standing in your way is choi seungcheol. just one problem: his romance column has half of new york under his grimy little thumb. that, and you hate him.

in which your love language is food. seungcheol doesn't have one.

Meet my blue | @smilehui (fluff, strangers to lovers)

Joshua hong doesn't really do love, but when you tumble into his life in a splash of color, he falls hard. and maybe you were right about those grays in the first place.

Starflower | @kmgkmg (angst, fluff)

Your guardian angel has come down to earth, what will happen?

Lily of the valley | @shuahoonie (fluff, meet-cute)

Hao thought the idea of a meet-cute was corny, impossible even. however, when he recalls the first time he met you, he knew he had to swallow a few choice of words and his pride.

And it was all yellow | @sunhoures (strangers to friends to lovers)

Wonwoo doesn’t believe in love at first sight, but he finds himself falling for you a lot sooner than he thought possible.

The soulmate service | @dkfile (soulmates au, fluff)

The soulmate service has one purpose: to help those who drew the short end of the stick and ended up without a person to live their forever with. after the heart wrenching realization that the boy you’ve loved since you were thirteen isn’t the one meant for you, you put your love life in the hands of vernon chwe — which, now that you think about it, is probably a very bad idea.

To live again | @viastro (time travel au, childhood friends to lovers)

It’s been years since your last milestone birthday; a time when everything still felt right in the world with youth and ambition. now that you’re older and times have changed, would you dare take a chance to save someone else in the past at the cost of your own future?

Under the collar |@miraclewoozi (fluff)

your unlucky-in-love best friend goes on a date with someone who, by all accounts, should be his perfect person. so… how exactly do you end up being the one who tucks his sorry, drunk ass into bed?

#monthly read #seventeen recs

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neokwxn · 2 years

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My Seventeen Recs

SCOUPS

Game day - @escapewriter - smau

synopsis: jeonghan was successful in getting you out of bed on a tuesday afternoon. what you thought was going to be a simple lunch that he would pay for, was actually a trick to make you finally go see him and the rest of your friends play their first game of the season. of course, the universe always messes with you so here you were at the nurses office with jeonghan’s teammate, treating your hurt ankle.

genre : smau, college au, slice of life au, fluff, humor, angst, romance with sarcasm as seasoning, etc

warnings : swearing

JEONGHAN

Let's love - @shuajeong - smau

synopsis: You lived your whole life thinking you were one or at least that’s what you were led to believe. You were told from a young age by your parents that your twin died at birth. What happens when you find out your twin is alive, brought up by your ‘aunt’ and ‘uncle’. It becomes crazier when you could’ve met him any time due to your friend group. What about when your best friend’s friend otherwise known as jeonghan, enters your sight and you can’t get him to leave. Suddenly you have two important people to complete you…

JOSHUA

Love on the air - @suhnshinehaos - smau

synopsis: joshua hong wants you to know how he feels about you, but god forbid he actually say it out loud. instead, he settles on the next best thing : dedicating a song to you every week on the campus radio. too bad you’re too dense to actually figure out it’s all for you.

genre(s): non-idol au, university au, childhood friends to ???, so much pining, fluff, a bit of angst, honestly so corny and cheesy just- beware dfghjks

will likely contain : food mentions, swearing

Starstuck - @cupidhaos - smau

synopsis: a university student and a renowned popstar encounter each other by chance one night. she thought that would be the last time they see each other, but fate had other plans

JUN

Walls could talk - @svtskneecaps - smau + written

synopsis: you’re just a high school kid trying to survive your senior year. Seems simple enough. Problem is, you landed a major crush on a good looking transfer student, and unfortunately, the both of you are hiding some abilities that are a bit less than normal, and there’s a ghost you thought you buried in your past that’s rearing his ugly head. So… maybe this won’t be as easy as you were hoping.

genre(s): super power!high school!non-idol au

warnings: abuse, references to suicide, and anxiety as general themes later on

HOSHI

Love hard - @wondernus - smau

WONWOO

To my youth - @viastro - smau

synopsis: in a world where everyone finds out who loves them within a 10 meter radius through the app love alarm, confessing your feelings without the use of the app is no longer considered normal. however, you refuse to download it in hopes that you’ll be able to fall in love without being dependent on love alarm

genre: slice of life!au, fluff, humor, angst

WOOZI

None yet !

MINGYU

None yet !

THE8

None yet !

SEUNGKWAN

None yet !

VERNON

None yet !

DINO

None yet !

SEVENTEEN - a mix of members or ot13

Newsflash - @cupidhaos - reader x ??? - smau

synopsis: university life can be hard when you get caught up with the SVT boys

Keep it fruity - @cupidhaos - reader x maknae line - smau

synopsis: what other way to spend your summer but on an orange farm surrounded by cute boys?

Redamancy - @escapewriter - smau

synopsis: your best friend was lucky enough to have two boys pining after her. you on the other hand were unlucky enough to be in love with one of them

genre(s): smau, college au, slice of life au, fluff, humor, romance, i aint gonna lie there be a lot of angst😳 but it be covered with like kwan and chans chaos

warnings: swearing, theres some harsh words in a few chapters

Radio star - @got-svt

synopsis: when yn accepts a job at her campus’ radio station her first year in uni, she didn’t expect she’d be anonymously singing stressed out university students to sleep. now, a year and a half in, she didn’t expect that there’d be people trying to figure out her identity either.

genre(s): college au, slice of life, humor, fluff, angst

#seventeen smau #seventeen fluff #seventeen x reader #seventeen imagines #lee chan x reader #vernon x reader #seungkwan x reader #the8 x reader #mingyu x reader #dk x reader #woozi x reader #wonwoo x reader #hoshi x reader #jun x reader #joshua x reader #jeonghan x reader #scoups x reader #junhao x reader

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cvntrlseecvntrlvee · 3 months

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► seventeen's jeonghan ◄

[♡]=personal favs, [♕]=smut, [☼]=fluff, [☁]=angst

O∙N∙G∙O∙I∙N∙G∙∙∙∙F∙I∙C∙S

↳ challenge me by seokgyuu — ♡, ♕ | ?k

you have never been a person who turns down a challenge, but when your best friend challenges you to hook up with 13 boys in one semester you kind of wish you were.

C∙O∙M∙P∙L∙E∙T∙E∙D∙∙∙F∙I∙C∙S

↳ breakfast in bed (jeonghan, joshua) by peachybun-bun — ♕ | 1.2k

↳ inflection point (jeonghan, seungcheol) by leejihoonownsmyheart — ♡♡♡,♕,☁,☼ | ?

you love yoon jeonghan. no, scratch that. you fucking adore yoon jeonghan; so much that the moment he asks you to be in an exclusive set-up with his current partner, you accept the offer in a heartbeat. what you fail to consider, however, is who your boss’ boyfriend actually is.

↳ love cafe by chocosvt— ♕, ☼, ☁ | 17.6k

while you’ve spent the last few months pretending the love café doesn’t exist, you realize you need its services now more than ever. this brings you face to face with jeonghan, the son of a luxury fashion designer who’s got money to burn. your exchanges are strictly business. until they’re not.

↳ mirror mirror by chocosvt— ♕ | 10.7k

jeonghan asks to roleplay him being jealous and fucks you like the little desperate slut you are

↳ my guardian demon sucks at his job (not clickbait) by shuaflix ☁, ☼, ♕ | 23.6k

just when you thought your luck couldn't get any worse, you accidentally manage to summon an ancient demon prince named jeonghan out of a scrap of paper from your statistics textbook. now, you're tasked with figuring out how to return your so-called "guardian demon" back to where he came from before he can stir up more trouble.

↳ pathetic series by leejihoonownsmyheart — ♡♡♡, ♕♕♕♕♕ | ?k

“When your best friend Jeongyeon drags you to a frat party, you aren’t expecting much. Certainly not to be fucked dumb by notorious man whore Yoon Jeonghan, but hey, what happens at a frat party, stays at a frat party.“

↳ red horn // crawl by himbocoups — ♕ | k

red horn: devils are contract workers - simply offer them a payment that they can never refuse, and your problems would be taken care of. the only thing is, what could a mere human possibly offer to a devil? crawl: If there is anything about the Devil, it’s that he always keeps his promises. The problem is, he’s mad that you seemed to have forgotten his promise. Crawling for the Devil is the least of your problems.

↳ take trouble, make it double (jeonghan, seungcheol) by sluttywoozi — ♕ | 4.7k

It’s not every day you get to fuck your campus crush and your no longer ex-boyfriend, and you’re going to make the most of it.

↳ to live again // dear dream by viastro — ☁, ☼ | 38.7k & 5.1k

it’s been years since your last milestone birthday; a time when everything still felt right in the world with youth and ambition. now that you’re older and times have changed, would you dare take a chance to save someone else in the past at the cost of your own future?

↳ study break by cheolism — ♕ | 2.9k

jeonghan decides to take a break during your study session as the library.

↳ we get along infamously by seungkwansphd — ♕ | 5.2k

you can never, have never, will never get along with Yoon Jeonghan, but unfortunately you have a chemistry that is simply undeniable. no strings attached is perfect, except when those pesky feelings and that new girl decide to pop up unannounced.

R∙E∙A∙C∙T∙I∙O∙N∙S∙∙∙S∙C∙E∙N∙A∙R∙I∙O∙S

#masterlist #fic recs #fic rec nav #svt masterlist #jeonghan masterlist

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woogyu · 3 years

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Seventeen Fic / Author Recs

I wanted to compile a list of some of my all time favourite SVT fic series, oneshots and social media aus. Each of the authors listed I’ve read multiple fics/series from, and are 1000000% worth checking out; All very talented and amazing writers/people.

SFW

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@cupidhaos | cupidhaos masterlist

Starstruck [ yn x shua | social media au | series | university au | completed ]

notes; heckin cute, 1000/10, have read it multiple times

What is Love [ yn x seokmin | social media au | series | cupid au | completed ]

notes; i think i died reading this, so adorable, absolutely adore

Newsflash [ yn x ??? | social media au | series | university au | completed ]

notes; literally you have to read this, amazing, 1000000/10

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@gamerwoo | gamerwoo masterlist

Fate & Desire [ yn x ??? | series | soulmate au/hostclub au | completed ]

notes; literally this is so heckin cute, love the idea, short and sweet

The Xperiments [ yn x seventeen | series | superhuman/superpowers au | ongoing ]

notes; not romance heavy, super cool concept, full of mystery and action

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@viastro | viastro masterlist

You Were Beautiful [ yn x shua | social media au | cinderella au | completed ]

notes; super fluffy and adorable, have read multiple times, love a good cinderella au

Fate By The Stars [ yn x shua / yn x hannie | series | soulmate au | completed ]

notes; collab series, both parts are 100000/10, literally so freaking good

To My Youth [ yn x wonwoo | series | fluffy | completed ]

notes; love alarm type au, really heckin cute, would read again

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@sunlightwoo | sunlightwoo masterlist

Fate By The Stars [ yn x shua / yn x hannie | series | soulmate au | completed ]

notes; collab series, both parts are 100000/10, literally so freaking good

Moonlust [ yn x seventeen | OT13 series | werewolf au | completed ]

notes; really really good, got hella invested in this one and binged

FEVERISH LIPS [ yn x ??? | social media au | mafia au | completed ]

notes; ugh amazing, read it. just go read it

Kingdom Come [ yn x seventeen | OT13 series | royal au | completed ]

notes; super angsty but cute at the same time? 1000/10

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@woozisnoots | woozisnoots masterlist

Moments in July [ yn x ??? | social media au | series | fluff | completed ]

notes; heckin cute, if you want some adorable fluff look here

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@minghaocouture | minghaocouture masterlist

A Link to Your Heart [ yn x ??? | social media au | series | fluff | ongoing ]

notes; hella invested in this, good blend of fluff and comedy, i love

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@hannie-dul-set | hannie-dul-set masterlist

When the Stars Align [ yn x soonyoung | social media au | series | completed ]

notes; literally so freaking cute, a must read, i keep going back to it

(Thirteen Times) I Love You [ yn x seventeen | social media au | OT13 series | completed ]

notes; this is just actual perfectly right here, amazing, 100000/10

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Mixed SFW and NSFW

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- NSFW content can be skipped and story can still be understood -

@gamerwoo | gamerwoo masterlist

Tales from the Pack [ yn x seventeen | OT13 series | werewolf au | ongoing ]

notes; i cannot tell you how many times i’ve read through the members parts that are up, literally so amazing, you have to check it out, 100000000000/10

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@solarwonux | solarwonux masterlist

Sunflower [ yn x dk | soulmate au | oneshot ] - mostly SFW slight suggestive content -

notes; when i tell yall that im obsessed, i. am. obsessed, it is just so good

Cherry [ yn x hansol | soulmate au | oneshot ] - mostly SFW slight suggestive content -

notes; this is just such cute amazing content, i die, amazing

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NSFW 18+ *** minors DNI ***

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@secndlife | secndlife masterlist

Make Me Feel [ yn x soonyoung | fluff | oneshot ]

notes; this is just perfection, good amount of spice but also interesting and fluffy

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@meltwonu | meltwonu masterlist

Snake Eyes [ yn x jihoon | series | hybrid au | completed ]

notes; okay so like, one of the best things i have actually ever read, i am absolutely obsessed, i have read this like 20 times, 100000000000/10

Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb [ yn x cheol | series | cam girl au | completed ]

notes; this was such a wild read, super interesting plot, spice but also just hella cute too

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@hansols-yoda-boxers | hansols-yoda-boxers masterlist

Kitten Ears [ yn x seventeen | OT13 series | hybrid au | completed ]

notes; pure sin but god it is it amazing sin, this is just so fing good and well written

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@solarwonux | solarwonux masterlist

Illicit Affairs [ yn x hannie | lawyer au | oneshot ]

notes; so like yes this is spicy but also its hella cute??? like i died a little bit

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#seventeen fic recs #seventeen fanfic recs #seventeen #seventeen fanfic #seventeen fanfic recommendations #seventeen kpop #seventeen x reader #seventeen imagine #seventeen scenario #kpop fanfic recs #kpop fanfic recommendations #kpop fic recommendations #kpop fanfic

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tctcreators · 3 years

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Hello, from the writers of TCT!! We wish that you had a good May as we enter the summer solstice! In case you didn’t catch any of our works this month, here is what you might’ve missed:

SEVENTEEN

all members

- @viastro: keeping up with seventeen (humor, fluff)

seungcheol

come back next month!

jeonghan

come back next month!

joshua

- @solarwonux: husband!joshua drabble (fluff, angst) tw: lcohol, drinking, hints at infertility, mentions of a surrogate, self doubt, hints at depression, mentions of therapy, brief mention of poly!gyuchan, IVF treatment, suggestiv

jun

come back next month!

hoshi

come back next month!

wonwoo

- @binniebutter: 15 & 24 (fluff, angst)

- @solarwonux: twitchstreamer!wonwoo drabble (smut, fluff) tw: smut, mutual masturbation, some slight panty stuffing, oral sex (f receiving), unprotected sex, pregnancy scare, talks about plan b

woozi

come back next month!

seokmin

come back next month!

mingyu

- @solarwonux: marketingdirector!mingyu drabble (angst, fluff, coworkers to lovers) tw: suggestive themes like voyeurism briefly mentioned

minghao

- @nose-bandaid: dolce ♪ (fluff)

- @viastro: all for love (hanahaki!au, angst, some fluff, some humor) tw: vomiting/coughing of flowers

seungkwan

come back next month!

vernon

- @solarwonux: boyfriend!vernon drabble (smut, fluff) tw: public sex?? kinda, fingering, breast play, orgasm denial if you squint

chan

come back next month!

OTHER GROUPS

ATEEZ

- @binniebutter: maknae line reaction to reader suddenly hugging them | maknae line (fluff, humor)

- @escapewriter: cliffhanger | mingi (fluff, humor, boyfriend!au)

- @sunlightwoo: stay tonight | seonghwa (fluff, boyfriend au)

- @sunlightwoo: if walls could talk | hongjoong (secret relationship au, summer au, fluff, smidge of angst, but humor!!) tw: some curse words

BTS

- @binniebutter: 10:40pm | namjoon (fluff)

- @solarwonux: ceo!yoongi drabble | yoongi (fluff) tw: a little suggestive if you like squint, sweet teeth numbing fluff

- @solarwonux: non idol!taehyung drabble | taehyung (fluff, angst) tw: angst if you squint, slight mentions of going crazy, a teeny tiny bit suggestive

- @solarwonux: Sneaking Around | jungkook (suggestive) tw: teasing, kissing, just a lot of heavy petting, suggestive

- @solarwonux: single dad!jungkook drabble | jungkook (fluff, smut) tw: non-penetrative unprotected sex.

- @solarwonux: roommate!jungkook drabble | jungkook (smut, fwb, roommates au) tw:smut, fwb, Jungkook and his tattoos, tattooartist!jungkook, dom!jungkook if you squint, spiting, cum eating, oral sex (m receiving), a brief mention of voyeurism

- @solarwonux: literary agent!jin drabble | jin (fluff, secret dating au) tw:a little suggestive, nudity)

- @solarwonux: yoongi drabble | yoongi (exes to lovers au, smut) tw: smut, semi unprotected sex, make up sex, some angst

GOLDEN CHILD

- @still-lonely: take two | jaehyun (fluff, actor au)

- @thepixelelf: target practice | jibeom (fluff, angst, prince au)

- @thepixelelf: target acquired | jibeom (angst, prince au) tw: descriptions of violent acts, blood, implied execution

PENTAGON

- @nose-bandaid: a hug per dollar | yea one (fluff, comfort)

STRAY KIDS

- @escapewriter: bubbly feelings | bang chan (fluff, humor, established relationship, boyfriend!au)

- @thepixelelf: Your Lover Who Will Never Change | Han Jisung (angst, fluff, soulmate au)

THE BOYZ

- @binniebutter: 3, 8, & 40 | sunwoo (angst)

- @solarwonux: Still with You | Sangyeon (fake holiday date, enemies to lovers au) tw: alcohol consumption, arguing, mentions of cheating

- @sunlightwoo: san francisco vapor | eric (reincarnation au, fluff and angst, slice of life au, greek mythology au, enemies to lovers au (sorta), immortals au) tw: mentions of arrows being shot from a bow

- @sunlightwoo: run with hell | sunwoo (summer fling au, angst, squints of fluff, bad boy au, lovers to exes au) tw: suggestive/sexual language and content, mentions of alcohol and partying

- @sunlightwoo: distracted | sunwoo (fluff, college au, friends to lovers)

- @sunlightwoo: hide me | chanhee (mafia au) tw: mentions of guns/gunshots

- @sunlightwoo: lie to me | sangyeon (angst, exes au)

- @thepixelelf: make a connection | changmin (fluff)

- @thepixelelf: speed bump | hyunjae (fluff)

- @thepixelelf: steps taken in the rain | hyunjae (fluff)

- @thepixelelf: nights before | hyunjae (fluff, comedy, fwb au) tw: implied fwb

#icymi!#seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #bts imagines #bts scenarios #golden child imagines #golden child scenarios #pentagon imagines #pentagon scenarios #stray kids imagines #stray kids scenarios #the boyz imagines #the boyz scenarios

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svtreasure · 3 years

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happy new year everyone!!

i’m sorry that i didn’t get this post up in time before the new year started, but i still really wanted to thank everyone for making me experience on tumblr so exciting!!

to my mutuals:

thank you thank you thank you!!! for all of the kind comments, all of the reblogs, and all of the likes!!! meeting so many new people on this website really brought me so much joy this year!! to everyone that i’ve ever talked to or interacted with, you truly are such talented and creative people, and i feel so thankful to be involved with such a positive and uplifting community! i hope that in the new year i’ll be able to talk to all of you, and that we can become friends!!! :)

to svtsource and my fellow members:

it has been such a joy to interact with all of you!! i feel so lucky to be apart of such a talented group of individuals!! i hope that we can all get to know each other soon, you all seem like really sweet and interesting people! i can’t wait to see what kind of content we come up with in the future!!

to my followers:

thank you to everyone!!!! even if you don’t follow me and have just reblogged or liked my work, every single note means so much to me! i’m sorry that i can’t respond to all of them, but i do promise that i read ALL of the tags that people rb with, and it really makes me so happy to know that there are people that feel the same way i do!! i hope that we can all get to know each other better and thank you so much for supporting my content!!

here are a few people that i really wanted to mention!

@spharus

laurie!!!!! thank you thank you so much for always being there for me!! whenever i wanted to talk or just listen to some tunes, thank you for being someone that i can really connect and vibe with!! i’m so grateful for the time i get to spend with you and i can’t wait to see what the new year has in store for us! i’m thankful to have someone who shares so many interests with me! you are so talented and such a great friend, i love you so much! i hope that the new year treats you very kindly because you really deserve it :’)

@gracie

cassie!!!!!! i love you!!!! thank you also for always being there for me!! you always know what to say to make me feel better, and i feel so reassured knowing that you’ll always be there for me!! thank you for being such a sweet person who always thinks of others, i hope you know that everyone around you really appreciates it!!! i’m so happy and lucky to call you my friend, and i really hope we can see each other soon imy!! i hope you have an absolutely wonderful 2021 and i hope that we’ll be able to spend it together!!

also, thank you thank you thank you so much!! for encouraging me to get back onto tumblr and teaching me how to gif!! it’s one of my favourite things to do now and because of you and laurie i’ve been able to meet so many kind people and i get to experience so much amazing svt content!!! thank you for always being my #1 supporters :) i love you both so much, i will always be here for you!!

@uriboogyu

lee i’m so glad that we met!!! you are so creative and talented and i really feel that i learn so much fro, your work!! i’m so glad that we can talk about svt with each other and that we’ve worked on so many projects tgt!! it makes me so happy to know that we can go to each other for advice on the content we create!! also talking to you is just so much fun and i find it crazy how we’re so similar!! i hope you have an absolutely spectacular 2021 and i can’t wait to see what we come up with tgt in the future!! ily!

@cutiejoshi

siri you were my first mutual!! talking to you makes me so happy because you are such a bright and lovely person!!! it’s so much fun talking to you and crying about josh tgt :’) i know you haven’t been online much recently but i hope you know that i’m thinking of you and that i really wish you the best!!! i will always be here if you ever want to talk, and i hope that 2021 is very kind to you!! <3

@fallinfllower / @mikwrites

mik i can’t believe we first bonded over cake!!! thank you so much for checking in and sending me such kind messages!! it always makes me happy to see notifications from you and our conversations bring me so much joy! also you are such a talented content creator and all of your work makes me feel all mushy inside :’) i hope you have an amazing 2021 and i can’t wait to talk more!

@kwonthefire

nini!! thank you for always checking in!! seeing your messages makes me so happy!! you have just the sweetest and such a positive vibe, thank you for being such a thoughtful person! i hope you have a wonderful new year and i can’t wait to get to know you better!

@2dgrlfriend

tiffany!! omg we’ve actually known each other for forever but tysm for introducing me to so many things!! (svt, haikyuu... you really just gave me my entire personality omg) i’m so glad that we still keep in touch and i really appreciate everything you send me!! (esp the cute haikyuu quizzes + art hehe) i love love love your pink aes. and i’m so glad we can talk about so many things we have in common! also i love love your writing you are so talented and all of your work is a pleasure to read! i hope you have an awesome (and pink!) new year!

some more mentions! I’M SORRY I MADE BANNERS TOO BUT FOR SOME REASON I COULDN’T ADD THEM :(

@myunqho

gabi!! you were also one of my first mutuals and that makes me so happy!! you are such a kind person and you have a really calm vibe, talking to you always brings me joy! we’re both pretty new to caratblr (although your work is soo popular and i’m so happy for you because you totally deserve it!!) and so i’m glad we can be there for each other! i hope your new year is absolutely lovely!

@lunatens

luna!!! omg you are so talented i love love love your artwork!! your style is super cute and it really inspires me to draw more!! also all of your animation projects seem really cool and you seem like such a soft person!! i hope you have a splendid new year and i can’t wait to get to know you better!

more mutuals and blogs i highly recommend! we might’ve never talked before or talked a little, but i hope we can get to know each other better this year!! i really appreciate all of your work, and i can’t wait to see more in the future! (these people are sooo so talented!!!! i am blown away!!)

gif/gfx/art:

@jonghan / @defgyus / @soonhoonsol / @junhaoshua / @iiasha / @sunnie-dk / @kyeomshine / @ajusnice / @junsol / @smallkore / @baekonbaek (@momohiirai) / @haniehae / @delicatecy / @xuseokgyu / @7ww / @gotseventeens / @ryudaeng / @baekonbaek / @jaemtens / @joshuahong / @squishy-woozi / @oanamii / @xuboowoo

writing blogs:

@haosvteen / @cupidhaos / @strawberryhime / @excelsi-or / @rq-s / @viastro / @memesolvernonchwe / @sunlightwoo / @gamerwoo / @cheolliewrites / @grassywoozi / @chocosvt

there are so many people that i’d like to thank!! if we’re mutuals and i forgot to tag you i’m so sorry please send me a msg and i’d be happy to add you to the list!!! it’s really late right now and my brain has stopped functioning so i’m sorry if there are typos/none of this makes sense but i really hope that all of you know that i love you!!! and i will always be here for you if you ever need me or just want to chat!!! i hope 2021 brings both us and seventeen tons of joy and happiness!!! happy new year everyone!!

#miamumbles #moots <3 #omg it's so late i need to sleep #this is so long ahh thank you if you read it all!!#i really love and appreciate y'all so much #i just wanted u to know #I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING YEAR #MUAH YOU'RE ALL AMAZING #let's be friends!!!!! :)

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keeping up with seventeen | S1EP1

ミ★ synopsis: thirteen chaotic men given their own reality tv show? more normal than you'd think!

ミ★ word count: 2,100

ミ★ taglist: @sunlightwoo @coppertrashi @sweetsoonhan @brinnalaine @minluvly @wonunuu @suhfluffy @shuajeong @euphorencia @imjustuhhvibing @minghao-will-be-the-death-of-me @shuahaeee @jaeyuni @sunflowergyeomie @cheolliehugs @chanberriees @vi-nnx @kodzumo @dwcljh @sbnchaos @taeguk-munchkin @w8nuzone @miyuuraaura @semicolorn @isa499 @snowismyfirstname @escapewriter @coco-riki @banqtlattae @haonysus

ミ★ won’t let me tag: @smileyjmvn

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[[ The video begins with a shot of the blue skies, a bird flying past as the sound of something frying fills the background. The shot changes to Jeonghan standing in the kitchen, chin resting over Joshua’s shoulder as he watches the man cook them breakfast. ]]

JOSHUA INTERVIEW

“Yeah… Jeonghan can’t cook. Like at all.”

JEONGHAN INTERVIEW

[ A look of surprise is on Jeonghan’s face from what the director told him ]

“Joshua said I can’t cook?”

[ Jeonghan lets out a loud laugh before falling into a straight face, staring directly at the camera. He crosses his legs, folding his hands over his knees. ]

[ The director feels a drop of sweat fall down their neck from the intimidating gaze. ]

“I’d like to see proof supporting Joshua’s bold statement.”

| video cuts to a flashback reel of Jeonghan in the kitchen |

[ Minghao steps out of his room to prepare his own dinner, only to pause when the scent of burning floods his nose. He quickly walks down the hallway and enters the kitchen, and his eyes widen at the sight before him. ]

[ The camera pans over to Jeonghan by the stove, reading the instructions on the army stew packaging with no care in the world. ]

minghao: [ cautiously steps into the kitchen ] Jeonghan…

jeonghan: [ looks up towards Minghao, letting out a fond smile at the younger ] Minghao! I was just cooking dinner.

minghao: [ nods his head with a concerned smile on his face ] How has that been going?

jeonghan: [ smiles brightly and gives Minghao a thumbs up, food packaging still in hand ] It’s been going great!

[ The cameraman slowly zooms into the black smoke emitting from the pot behind Jeonghan, capturing the moment the soup boils over the pot. ]

minghao: [ gasps loudly and rushes forward ] JEONGHAN! THE POT!

[ Jeonghan raises an eyebrow and turns around, only to scream at the sight and quickly grab the kitchen towel. ]

jeonghan: OW IT BURNS!

minghao: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TOUCH IT—

| fade out |

mingyu: [ chops a red pepper as he looks over towards the stove, seeing the vegetables that need to be stirred. He turns towards Jeonghan ] Jeonghan! Can you stir the veggies for me please? I need to finish cutting this.

jeonghan: [ nods ] Okey dokey.

a few minutes later

mingyu: [ frowns as he sniffs the air, halting his movements ] Jeonghan?

jeonghan: [ looks up from his phone as he stands by the stove ] yeah?

mingyu: did you stir the vegetables?

jeonghan: yeah, why?

[ Mingyu and Jeonghan both turn to look at the stove at the exact same time, only to scream in horror when they see the plastic spatula melting onto the pan. ]

[ the camera follows after Mingyu as he frantically lifts the pan off the stove, while Jeonghan runs off frame to open the windows due to the overwhelming smell of burnt plastic ]

| cuts back to jeonghan’s interview |

[ Jeonghan stares in silence as the flashback reel ends. He uncrosses his legs, and slowly nods his head, fixing a strand of hair. ]

“Okay... valid.”

[ The camera follows Jeonghan and Joshua as the two walk to the kitchen table with the food Joshua cooked, settling down in the chairs and preparing to eat. ]

jeonghan: [ eyes widen in joy from the food in his mouth, looking up towards the camera ] wow, this food I made is so good.

joshua: [ squints at him, reaching out and nudging the latter, causing Jeonghan to let out a laugh ] who made the food?

jeonghan: well, if we look at it this way. [ lifts up his two hands for emphasis, causing Joshua to raise an eyebrow ]

jeonghan: I woke you up, right?

[ Joshua nods his head slowly, wondering where Jeonghan could possibly be going with this. ]

jeonghan: So since I woke you up, you decided to go make breakfast. Which in turn, was because of me. Therefore, I made breakfast.

[ The camera slowly zooms into Joshua’s flabbergasted smile, catching the twitch to Joshua’s eye as his lips press into a thin line. ]

joshua: mhm.

JOSHUA INTERVIEW

“I hate it here.”

vernon: [ walks into the kitchen, and steals a bite of Joshua’s fried rice ] mmm, yummy.

jeonghan: [ beaming ] you like it? I made it!

vernon: [ immediately spits it out into the garbage ]

[ Joshua bursts into laughter as Jeonghan just squints at the younger, watching as Vernon quickly walks over to the fridge to pour himself a glass of water. ]

jeonghan: why’d you spit it out ??

vernon: [ turns to glance at Jeonghan as he chugs down a glass of water ] cause everything you cook is like a really old road kill that was cooked only to be run over again. AKA, poison.

joshua: [ laughs, shaking his head as he takes a bite of bacon ] it’s okay, Vernon. I made the food, you can take the leftovers in the pan.

[ Vernon smiles brightly, thanking Joshua before preparing himself a plate. The camera follows after him as he leaves the kitchen with a plate of fried rice, only to stop and zoom into Jeonghan’s face, which is currently sporting a frown. ]

joshua: [ glances at Jeonghan, letting out a chuckle at the sight of his pout ] You know, you could take cooking classes if you actually want to learn. I heard that one restaurant down the street is offering them before opening hours.

jeonghan: [ scoffs ] Why would I take cooking classes when we have Kim Mingyu?

mingyu: [ yells from his room ] No!

jeonghan: I meant Wen Junhui.

[ Jeonghan and Joshua glance down at the table when Jeonghan’s cell phone lights up. He lifts up his phone to look at the notification, only to let out a sigh when he sees the text. ]

junhui: no, jeonghan.

jeonghan: [ turns off his phone and places it face down onto the table ] Can’t stand that puta anyways.

[ Joshua snickers behind his hand, simply taking another bite of fried rice as he scrolls through his phone. The camera zooms in on the pout to Jeonghan’s lips as he stares at the food, deep in thought. ]

JEONGHAN INTERVIEW

“Pfftt, me? Signing up for cooking classes and paying for them? No way. I have one thing other than beauty,”

[ Jeonghan runs a hand through his long blonde hair, before staring directly into the camera with a determined expression. ]

“And that’s pride.”

[[ transition music plays as the video begins with the sight of the Seoul skyline during the morning, an insert shot of a sped up clip of the cars driving past the bridge being placed. It cuts to a shot of a small restaurant named do re mi, zooming into Jeonghan wearing a baseball cap and a mask as he looks around frantically before sneaking inside. ]]

JEONGHAN INTERVIEW

“Okay, so what if I wanted to take cooking classes! I’m sick,”

[ Raises his arms up for emphasis ]

“SICK of being told I’m not a good cook! And since… Mingyu and Jun… didn’t wanna teach me, this was my best bet. I’m going to surprise all the guys with my cooking skills by the end of this cooking class!”

[ The camera zooms in on Jeonghan standing at a table, an apron over his body as he takes a break from chopping vegetables, now looking around at his surroundings. ]

jeonghan: [ internally ] i’m surrounded by children.

[ The camera cuts to different angles of the room, showing that Jeonghan is, indeed, surrounded by children who are playing with their dough and screaming with their parents. ]

child: [ walks over to Jeonghan’s table and peers over it, staring directly at the pizza dough Jeonghan made ] sir?

jeonghan: [ glances up from the chopping table, smiling at the curious child that’s staring at his rising dough ] yes?

child: [ points at the dough ] why your dough look like that?

jeonghan: [ chuckles as he glances over towards his creation, smiling proudly ] like what?

child: like an underbaked potato that got stepped on until it was just a sad piece of mush.

[ the camera zooms into Jeonghan’s face as the man simply blinks at the child, not uttering a word. ]

JEONGHAN INTERVIEW

“You know, I like children. I really do.”

[ rests his hands on the arms of the chair, now looking serious. ]

“But these hands are rated E for Everyone.”

[[ The video cuts to a shot of Joshua and Mingyu playing games on the TV in their living room, laughing as they try to sabotage the other. Their attention is grabbed when the front door suddenly opens. ]]

joshua: [ smiles at Jeonghan as he steps into the house, only to frown when he catches sight of all the flour on Jeonghan’s face and hair. ] Jeonghan?! What happened to you?

[ The camera follows after Mingyu and Joshua as they walk over to Jeonghan, who is currently staring at the floor. ]

mingyu: Jeonghan?

jeonghan: Well, I did end up going to the cooking class that Joshua told me about.

[ Joshua and Mingyu exchange a look, before turning to Jeonghan and urging him to go on. ]

jeonghan: and then I got into a little... tussle.

joshua: A tussle?!

jeonghan: a little one!

| video cuts to a flashback |

jeonghan: This dough is like my child, therefore you just insulted my kid. You don’t see me asking your mother why she didn’t swallow your ass!

child: [ tilts their head to the side ] swallow my ass?

[ The camera zooms out as the child’s mother walks into frame, looking furious after overhearing what Jeonghan said and her child saying a curse word. ]

child’s mother: [ grasps her child and hides his face in her stomach, shooting a death glare towards Jeonghan ] What the hell is wrong with you?

jeonghan: I was protecting my child. [ reaches for bowl of pizza dough and hugging it to his chest ]

child’s mother: You’re delusional! Why are you even at a cooking class that’s meant for children?

jeonghan: [ lets out a sigh ] you should be more worried about the fact that your pizza looks ugly than asking me about why I’m improving my life skills.

[ The audible sound of the cameraman’s gasp is heard when the mother grabs a handful of flour and throws it at Jeonghan’s face. The camera zooms in on Jeonghan, catching the smallest of smirks on his face as he wipes away some of the flour. ]

jeonghan: [ tilts his head as he opens his eyes, letting out a dark chuckle as he glances at the woman ] You just triggered a war.

| end of flashback |

[ Joshua and Mingyu just stare at Jeonghan with concerned expressions on their faces while the latter grins at them like he didn’t just get banned from do re mi. ]

jeonghan: [ startled ] Oh! Before I got kicked out though, the chef let me finish making my pizza so you guys should try it.

joshua: [ glances at Mingyu ] is that a good idea?

mingyu: probably not.

jeonghan: [ eyes turn to slits as he stares at the two, holding out the box that contains his food ] try my pizza if you want to live another day.

joshua: [ laughs nervously as he takes the box from Jeonghan’s hand and opens it up, only for his eyes to immediately water from the smell ] O-Oh wow.

mingyu: [ internally ] i’m going to die today.

jeonghan: [ now smiling ] looks good huh? Try it! I wanna see your guys’ reactions.

[ Joshua and Mingyu share another worried glance before they each take a slice of pizza. The camera zooms in on the two of them as they give Jeonghan a nervous smile before taking a bite. ]

[ Jeonghan watches expectantly, hope reflected on his features as he waits. Joshua’s face brightens in surprise, along with Mingyu’s as they continue to chew. They both look at Jeonghan and nod their heads, making the latter smile widely. ]

jeonghan: is it good?

mingyu: it’s surprisingly good!

joshua: [ nods his head in agreement ] I like it a lot!

jeonghan: [ lets out a breath of relief as he claps his hands ] Yay! Finally, I cooked good food. I need to go take a shower though, I’m pretty sure this flour is clogging my pores.

joshua: [ nods his head, gesturing towards the bathroom ] Go shower.

jeonghan: [ smiling ] Okay, you guys can finish the pizza by the way! I can make more later since you both like it so much.

[ Mingyu and Joshua nod their heads as they watch Jeonghan head down the hall, a trail of flour following after him. It’s only when they hear the bathroom door close and the shower come to life that they immediately gag, running to the garbage can and the sink to spit out the vile pizza. ]

JOSHUA INTERVIEW

“So essentially. The lesson of this episode is to just, not let Jeonghan cook.”

“Ever.”

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viastro · 3 years

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keeping up with seventeen | pilot

ミ★ synopsis: thirteen chaotic men given their own reality tv show? more normal than you'd think!

ミ★ word count: 902

ミ★ notes: welcome to the pilot episode of keeping up with seventeen ! just to remind everyone, this is simply a fun project that i’ll be working on whenever i want to write something lighthearted, so updates will be random. there are also no pairings in this series as it is simply just ot13 being chaotic ! hope you guys enjoy <33

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[[ The video begins with an incredibly zoomed in shot of Soonyoung giggling at something Seungkwan told him, completely unaware of the camera on him. The camera quickly pans to the left when Seungkwan raises his leg up to kick Soonyoung off the stool. ]]

[ The camera zooms out, suddenly revealing thirteen handsome men who are sitting on the black stools, all conversing amongst one another as they wait for filming to begin. ]

director: so, welcome to the first filming of keeping up with seventeen! can all of you introduce yourselves to the camera please?

[ The camera zooms in towards Seungcheol, who is looking at the rest of the guys to see if any of them want to start first, only to realize that all of them are avoiding eye contact with him. ]

seungcheol: [ sighs dramatically ] Since no one else wanted to go first, I’ll introduce myself. Hello! My name is Choi Seun-

jeonghan: [ cuts off Seungcheol ] My name is Yoon Jeonghan!

[ The camera pans quickly to Jeonghan, who is smiling happily at the camera. It slowly lowers to Minghao, who is snickering behind his hand as the camera pans back over to Seungcheol, who is just staring at Jeonghan with a smile. The camera zooms in on the slight twitch to Seungcheol’s eye. ]

seungcheol: [ coughs into his shoulder before giving the camera a smile ] as I was saying, hello! My name is Choi S-

joshua: [ cuts off Seungcheol with a bright smile on his face ] Hi! My name is Joshua Hong and I’m originally from Los Angeles.

[ The camera pans over to Joshua, who is now high fiving Jeonghan as the two laugh together over their antics. ]

seokmin: we should just do this for each of the introductions, it’ll be funny.

[ The camera zooms out, revealing all the boys nodding their heads in agreement, all except for Seungcheol, who is just sitting there staring directly at the camera, looking like he’s contemplating all of his life decisions leading up to this moment. ]

SEUNGCHEOL INTERVIEW

[ Seungcheol just stares off camera, eyes blank. The camera slowly follows Seungcheol’s line of sight, only to discover that he is simply staring at the wall behind the camera man. It pans back to Seungcheol, who still seems to be deep in thought. ]

“To be honest, I don’t know what I expected to happen.”

director: [ coughs into his shoulder as he thinks of how chaotic this show is going to be already ] Well. Now that you’ve all introduced yourselves, let’s all hope for a good first season !

[ The camera zooms out and captures all thirteen guys cheering and jumping excitedly for having their own reality show. ]

soonyoung: [ Tries to start breakdancing but falls onto his back, Minghao lets out a loud giggle as he tries to help the latter up, only to be pulled on top of him. ]

minghao: [ giggles ] Soonyoung!

soonyoung: I saw my chance for free cuddles and I took it, sue me.

minghao: Okay, but you know how the guys react when there’s a group pile so we have to get up right now—

[ The camera pans over to Jeonghan, who already has an evil smile on his face. ]

jeonghan: [ cups hands over his mouth ] GROUP PILE !!

[ The camera zooms into Minghao and Soonyoung’s faces, catching the moment right as they visibly pale, turning to see ten men yelling and running to them. ]

minghao: NONONONONONO

soonyoung: [ audibly gulps when he sees Seungkwan’s evil smile ] we’re in the endgame now.

[ The video slows right as Jun and Chan prepare to leap onto Soonyoung and Minghao, the sound of Minghao and Soonyoung’s screams of horror taking up the entire audio ]

| Record scratch, freeze frame right before Jun and Chan land onto Minghao and Soonyoung. |

MINGHAO AND SOONYOUNG INTERVIEW

[ The camera zooms in on the pack of ice Minghao is holding to his temple as he blankly stares down at the ground. ]

[ Camera pans to Soonyoung, who is also holding a pack of ice to his side. He tentatively reaches out to poke the scratch on Minghao’s temple, only to immediately retract his hand when Minghao shoots him a death glare. ]

soonyoung: [ lets out a nervous chuckle ] Well, I didn’t know all ten of them were going to—AH!

[ Minghao kicks Soonyoung’s chair leg, causing the latter to fall over onto the floor, effectively being cut off from his sentence. The camera zooms into Soonyoung’s face, who has simply accepted his fate, now staring up at the ceiling in silence. ]

[ The director steps in front of the camera, blocking the sight of the thirteen screaming men in the background. He simply flashes a tired smile, shrugging his shoulders. ]

director: [ sighs ] welcome to keeping up with sevent--

jihoon: [ audibly screams in the background ] SEUNGKWAN! LET GO OF SOONYOUNG!

jeonghan: [ screams so loudly that the director winces, camera pans to the left and zooms in to capture Jeonghan screeching bloody murder as Jun bites his shoulder, the two rolling off the man pile ] GET HIM OFF OF ME!

[ Director quickly grabs the camera, centering it back towards him so that the background blurs. This does not mask the screams and the blurred figures of Seungkwan chasing after Soonyoung with a chair raised over his head. ]

director: [ lets out a defeated sigh, turning towards the camera ] … welcome to keeping up with seventeen.

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