#just just bent the knee

[anewstartrekfan]

Behold, one off character Dr. Miranda Jones delivers the sickest burn in Star Trek history

#bones got third degree burns from this and never fully recovered #just just bent the knee #I don’t blame him #that’s what you get for coming for her career like that #star trek tos #star trek #james t kirk #star trek watch through #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #is there in truth no beauty? #miranda jones

[twistedappletree]

The fact that Jiang Cheng pops up on Jin Ling’s night hunts just to insult him then probably hides in the bushes and watches him the entire time to make sure he’s safe is so fucking funny to me I juST-

#the ridiculous mental imagery that thrives from JC being a protective jiujiu #I keep picturing him with a little set of binoculars sticking out of plants and shit ajdhajAHDJQJDJKW #giving JL disembodied combat tips and criticism #he just hears his voice come out of nowhere every now and then like #‘straighten your arm! keep your knees bent! aim for the head!’ #meanwhile JL thinks he’s losing his fucking mind ajdhajjsdhdh #mdzs #the untamed #jin ling #jiang cheng #apple babble 🍎 #I say fact only for the first bit btw I just headcanon that this is absolutely what JC does on JL’s night hunts ahahhaHAHAH #jin ling and his jiujiu

[moxley]

i was tryna take dramatic screenshots of raphael's transformation before the house of hope fight but he has a fucking bald patch 😭

#BROOOO #raphael bg3 #my screenshots #baldur's gate 3 #editing just in case anyone compulsively wants to correct: #yes its a bug. you can see his hair is clipping into his skull. #same as w how his wings and tail are pretty much just glued on here #fun fact because cambion models are significantly taller than the player character #this model loads in with his knees bent #to bring him down a bit #chewtoy supreme

[rosehathawhey]

ON THIS DAY IN SOAP OPERA HISTORY: Hope Logan took the first step toward exiting her decades long Vanilla Era. Thomas Forrester approved with a hearty "Yes, Ma'am!".

#the bold and the beautiful #hope and thomas #thope #hope logan #thomas forrester #hope x thomas #annika noelle #matthew atkinson #soapedit #b&b #soaps #my gifs #there were some closeup shots that only worked logistically if he was bent over on his knees and she was behind him. #just saying.... #*insert lucille bluth's 'good for her' gif here*

[spacenintendogs]

going roller skating for the first time 😭

#gonna be with a bunch of pals!! i'm just a lil nervous #prob gonna hold someone's hand the whole time #i watched a couple rlly nicely explained videos!! abt roller skating #basic balance making sure the knees stay bent & hips are bent a lil bit forward #back/posture otherwise is straight tho #& it's all weight control #but i'm awkward af 😭 #rose rambles

[zappedbyzabka]

Okay…

#lawrusso #I think Amanda should be with me actually #Idk probably already clipped. #that shirt on him #Ralph’s smile #handsome fella #eeeeeeee #My babyman #This ep was crazy for these lines #can’t wait for S5 blooperssss #Beware my tags as always #Johnny couldn’t handle a fifth round yet so LaRusso just put him on his knees and jerked off on his face. there we go #I will be dreaming about Daniel straight up just grabbing Johnny’s hair and rubbing his dick all over his face and getting hole for it<3 #‘Bigger is better’ STOP talking about your preferences in men’s dicks Johnny #Daniel is so humble. That’s how I know he’s big. Please just get on the table go at it at this point #‘Wanna see who’s leg can go higher’ Surefire to make Daniel picture you bent in half Barbie style #The way I get that from this lol #and the real scene #That guy in the background is kinda…. #safety first #nsft

[chthonicillness]

i am soooo done with these fractures. divas, both of them!! theyre finally getting over it and meanwhile like every single other part of my body hurts more than they ever did cause i've been relying on two limbs for the last six weeks and couldn't do any physical therapy exercises about it

#i've been wearing a heeled boot so my bad knee is just Always Bent when i walk and therefore can't lock up and give out #my back just did its Biting Into A Giant Apple noise #things are grim #luckily i just got the pt prescription. they will have to piece me together like potsherds

[whilomm]

looking at information on ehlers danlos and the Problems™

internet: "its really easy for people with ehlers danlos to sublux/dislocate stuff, sometimes without even realizing it!"

me: "okay cool maybe thats whats happening to me. hey internet how do i tell if ive subluxed/dislocated something"

internet: "oh no, you would DEFINITELY know if you did, thats not just something that happens without people realizing it!"

me: "but you just sa-"

internet: "YOU WOULD KNOW!!!"

#buzzy #for context ive had drs suggest ehlers danlos before bc i checked off all the hyperflexibility marks but #i havent gotten The Test™ done bc. expensive. wouldnt really open up treatment options bc there Arent. dont want a 'preexisting condition'. #this also isnt my current pain rn i think i just. accidentally slept with my knee bent backwards or st?? #(im currently looking at those old people knee wedge pillows and Considering) #but it is a Common Wonderance of mine #ehlers danlos #hypermobility #joint issues #(honestly the main one ive worried about was when i read about that one person who relocated theor back doing yoga) #(and i suddenly got Paranoid UH. MY BACKS BEEN FEELING WEIRD AS FUCK FOR A HOT MINUTE. HOW DO U LIKE. TELL.) #then also me wondering 'hey when i pull my finger outta the socket is that subluxing or is that normal' #sometimes my bits feel Out Of Place and then it feels like they Pop Into Place but im not sure if they ACTUALLT are #or if its just the usual like #popping joints bc of air bubbles like cracking knuckles. #how do u tell.......

[lvllns]

odysseus in this musical like “please don’t make me kill the infant” like my good dude you are the one who launches astyanax off the wall in most of versions of the mythos

#reed.txt #i DO think it's a very interesting take on him and this specific situation #because there are versions where neoptolemus is the one who kills the infant #but i like. deciding on this specific characterization of odysseus here because it gives another dimension to his character #yes he is desperate to get back to ithaca to see his wife and son after two decades #but choosing to write and portray odysseus as just a man who had to make this absolutely HORRIFIC decision #to murder an innocent child to preserve the safety of himself and his family #zeus telling him he WILL have blood on his hands he just gets to choose whose blood it's going to be #because people WILL die. either hektor's infant son or odysseus and his family and potentially citizens of ithaca #zeus TELLS him that astyanax will grow up and be bent on vengeance for his father and his city and his family #'you have a choice but it's not really a choice because it's one infant weighed against your wife and son and citizens' #'this is the will of the gods' and odysseus is once again kicked to his knees #zeus here.....athena.....poseidon because he's a dipshit who doesn't kill polyphemus and instead gives him his full name and address #i dunno i just think it's a very interesting narrative choice that does a lot of good to give odysseus some dimension #and round him out as more than just. quick of wit. silver tongued. smart and whip quick. #ESPECIALLY with the follow up with athena where she's like 'the fuck dude have u forgotten that i was making you #into a powerful warrior?! stop FEELING and start THINKING.' #the bartering with zeus like 'i could do this' and zeus is like 'lmao nah bro' #'how many times have you listened to this album reed?' yes. #thank u for coming to my tedtalk about the odyssey musical i have many thoughts

[anotherpapercut]

just like blacked out and fell down in the bathroom so hard that I can barely walk. parkour

#not really sure what happened #i have a twice daily flovent inhaler which is like a medication inhaler #and sometimes when im holding my breath after breathing it in i get rlly dizzy and start shaking uncontrollably #for like a couple of minutes sometimes too. idk what it is #but today that happened and then i remember like. seeing the cabinets as i hit the ground #and then they pain hit and i started screaming which i was very vaguely aware of but idk i was really disoriented #and my partner ran in and was obviously very freaked out. i finally fully came to and realized i must've fallen #my toothbrush and toothpaste were on the ground bc i was just abt to brush the flovent out of my mouth #i scraped the fuck out of my knees and arm. my toes mustve bent way too far bc i can barely move them. must've landed hard on my knees too #one of my wrists and my neck are also fucked up. not really sure what happened there #very freaked out tho! my partner too! not rlly sure how im gonna explain the pain to my pt tomorrow...... hope im able to walk better #formerly ori/ons/belts

[pegging-satan]

Made the mistake of imagining Kunikida with sleeve garters now I am extremely turned on someone draw this please and thanks

#he’s so sexy and for what #maths teacher? so so so sexy I’d purposefully get some problems wrong so he would yell at me and punish me #yk how in the old days they used to whack your palms with a ruler or stick? Yeah #he could do that to me and I’d be on my knees begging for more #wow the fuck kinda trauma do I have💀 whatever it is…… I want that man #I want him to use and abuse my body as he wants I want him to rail me hard and fast till all the frustration has left him #dude I am nothing but a toy ok I would just always be ready he doesn’t even need to ask just come in and then come IN ykwim #wow like. imagine him coming home after a frustrating stressful day. he’s about to snap he’s barely hanging on. until he gets home. and you #open the door for him and he comes in drops his bag where he is and pins you against the wall with his hand around your neck #he kisses you hard and fast and then before you know it you’re bent over right there your hands clawing at the wall— #I- oh my god. after he’s done is the first time you speak to him after he got home. dazed and fucked out you go ‘welcome home’ #and with them taking off his shoes and grabbing his bag he says ‘I’m not done with you yet’ and disappears into y’all’s room — #oh my goodness I just. I’m just. I am filled with lustful thoughts #specifically for this man in particular WOWZA #bungou stray dogs #bsd kunikida #kunikida smut

[a-libra-writes]

Workin on my interactive asoiaf fic rn, finally introducing the major antagonist to the MC and i just

I really made this chick talk so much shit while also being 5"0

#A tall Y/N could yeet her off a tower fr fr #And if u bent down to kiss her easier she'd kick you in the shins for demeaning her #Woman makes you stand on one knee while u confess ur love and then you have to STAY THERE until she sees fit #She will give u a diamond necklace just as easily as she'd strangle u with it #Lady Lior my beloved #Tags that only make sense to me #Libra says stupid shit #Interactive fic

[tired-biscuit]

Can we all just appreciate that a lot of the time anime movies like Naruto have the freedom to show more. So we all get a chance to see 99% of Kiba in the hotsprings. Plus in one scene where catboy kiba gets his pants bitten off by Akamaru we get to see a peach ass.

that movie was so funny, he was so sweet as a catboy!! like his features were softer and his pupils were bigger and less sharp and omg both of the tiny fangs....... that specific version of him definitely whimpers hdhshshsh

i mean just look at him, he is such a dork

#he's such a softie and soooo wholesome and goofy #like he wasn't nearly as grumpy as he actually is #which is really interesting cos he acted more like a dog than a cat #like it was literally vice versa hahahha #also i constantly think about that hot springs episode where they're all together #and he's just sitting in the water with his arms spread on the edges of the bath and with one knee bent #and he's all cranky and glowering #and i'm just like 😳 #biscuit mail

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

💙💜Latvian Lover Boy💜💙

#Lee looks so suave with that crisp haircut and black collared shirt. #and that periwinkle blue background just looks so gorgeous around him. it really makes those hazel-green eyes pop. #I feel like he's about to whip out a single rose at any moment put it between his teeth & extend a hand out to tango with him🕺🏻💃🏻 #[snakes bent knee up all along the side of that scrumptious man as he dips me back] #Now I wanna see Lee on dancing with the stars... I may have gotten carried away with these stupid ass tags. #DJ Lethal #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #House of Pain #Showin' mad love for the Dee Jay on DJ Lethal Thursday #down the rabbit hole

[chronal-anomaly]

Lena standing up and stretching her back far enough that her head nearly hits the ground. Lena casually sitting in the splits, or folding herself up into the most uncomfortable looking sitting arrangements for the sole reason that she can.

#She's one of those people who drives with her left foot up on the seat with her knee bent #( yes that's incredibly dangerous but hey “she can just recall” ) #Me sprinkling in reminders that she was a gymnast before going to the military and just continued to be bendy while there #at least in the US you have to do one sport in the military academy so I could see her continuing gymnastics or taking on sports that #require flexibility #But yeah Lena just existing in the most awkward and uncomfortable seating arrangement #Hanging upside down by her knees on anything that will support her weight to do so #taking a nap curled into a cabinet #she's just a funny one #( ooc. )

[randomestfandoms]

Someone explain how I had my easiest/least physically demanding shift in months (possibly since spring, most definitely since September) but that tonight is the night I completely lose the ability to straighten my leg or put weight on my knee without immediately bursting into tears I call bullshit

#do not reblog 🩵 #I KT taped my knee so now I can at least lie down with it bent which is progress #but that was the last of my tape so I cant do anything about the excruciating spinal pain #and now I have an eight hour very physical deep cleaning shift tomorrow and another eight hour the next day and I absolutely cannot #today’s shift was so nice and easy but my body is just completely done