#juliet stollop

[pratchettquotes]

"Juliet, you shall go to the banquet," she said aloud, "and so shall I."

"But I think Mrs. Whitlow won't like that," said Juliet.

Something was still bubbling inside Glenda. It had started in Shatta and lasted all day yesterday and there was still some left today. "I don't care," she said.

Juliet giggled and looked around in case Mrs. Whitlow was hiding near the bus stop.

And I really don't care, Glenda thought. I don't care. It was like drawing a sword.

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

#glenda sugarbean #juliet stollop #mrs. whitlow #unseen academicals #discworld #terry pratchett #banquet #status quo #empowerment #courage #resistance #agency #change #rebellion #expectations #i don't care #drawing a sword

[pencil-amateur]

the underestimated workers of unseen university

#unseen academicals #discworld #nutt discworld #glenda sugarbean #juliet stollop #trev likely #unseen university #my art

[running-on-narrativium]

Hey, just so y’all know my ask box is open even though my muse page is still under construction. Feel free to send asks to my muses. Ask them about themselves, the world, pretty much anything! Or even send ask as other Discworld characters!

#discworld rp #fantasy rp #discworld #sam vimes #moist von lipwig #rufus drumknott #otto chriek #shine of the rainbow #cheery littlebottom #juliet stollop #discworld ocs #mushrooms and snails: shine of the rainbow #call me jewels!: juliet #living not in vein: otto #vetinari’s terrier: vimes #sweet as sugar and everything nice: ramona #the ol’ razzle dazzle: moist #this is me: cheery #the truth has it’s boots on: ooc

[dimity-lawn]

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #unseen academicals #glenda sugarbean #juliet stollop #disc fashion #john mulaney

[dearsamvimes]

I love the way Terry Pratchett values people with all kinds of body shapes and of all ages, and even of all levels of intellect.

Sam Vimes (my beloved) is often acknowledged as "not the sharpest tool in the shed" but BY GODS does he get shit done and is the RIGHT shit.

Juliet Stollop is dumb as a box of rocks but it's her straightforward mind that says to (smart and clever) Trev Likely and Glenda Sugarbean "are you stupid? You're talking about Mr Nutt! Of course he isn't evil!"

Sybil Vimes is radically kind BECAUSE OF and NOT inspite of her size.

Junior Postman Groat is old and creaky and INVALUABLE to the post office!

Stanley Howler is young and a bit crazy but ALSO has his value recognised by Moist and given an important job, and he does it really well!

Sergeant Jackrum is massively fat and appears stupid but is so sharp that he saves the day and (redacted because I'd hate to spoil, even if the book isn't at all new).

I don't know it just makes me happy and wish more people read Discworld

PS I'd love it if others added their thoughts

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett #pterry #sam vimes #night watch #pratchett #granny weatherwax #the amazing maurice

[datsderbunnyblog]

I've just read one of your posts where you listed Discworld’s Best Autistic Power Moves and at the end you mentioned that you also wanted to do an ADHD edition. Not sure if you ever did one, if so I haven't found it - but my first thought was, Moist von Lipwig could make it into that list. I don't know that much about neurodiversity though so I can't say for sure if he might have ADHD. But I was recently thinking about Moist, can't even say anymore what exactly it was that I thought of aside of that the phrase "him and his ADHD brain" appeared in it and I found that phrasing quite funny first but it also started to sound really fitting.

The ADHD power moves post never materialised because I have ADHD and I forgot lmao. But yes you're absolutely right, Moist is definitely a candidate, I also have a very long anon ask sitting in my inbox about how Juliet Stollop has ADHD that I haven't reblogged yet purely because I STILL haven't finished Unseen Academicals (I know, it's been like a year now, it's ridiculous).

But if anyone wants to drop suggestions in my inbox please do so, I have my own ideas of course but my weak point here is that my memory of some of the books just isn't good enough so help would certainly be appreciated!

#discworld adhd power moves #gnu terry pratchett

[aeshnacyanea2000]

The truth of the matter was that Juliet would look good in a sack. Somehow, everything she wore fitted perfectly. Glenda, on the other hand, never found anything good in her size and indeed seldom found anything in her size. In theory, something should fit, but all she ever found was facts, which are so unbecoming.

Terry Pratchett - Unseen Academicals

#Terry Pratchett #discworld quotes #GNU Terry Pratchett #quotes #Unseen Academicals #Glenda Sugarbean #Juliet Stollop #one size fits all

[deboracabral]

There’s a criminal lack of Unseen Academicals fanart around here

Glenda was shamelessly based on @mysunfreckle  <3

#Discworld #Glenda sugarbean #Juliet stollop #Terry Pratchett #unseen academicals #I would like Glenda to boss me around and make me food please

[rudestmechanical]

the difference between trev talking about and to juliet is honestly?? one of my favourite things and peak romance

#unseen academicals #trev likely #juliet stollop #trev x juliet #discworld #terry pratchett

[skrankku]

First time I've drawn Discworld fanart. Starting with some of the characters from Unseen Academicals because I love it a lot.

#discworld #unseen academicals #glenda sugarbean #juliet stollop #madame sharn #pepe #discworld fanart

[keerigen]

Juliet’s version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett

#Terry Pratchett #unseen academicals #cleaning #juliet stollop #quote #quotes

[pratchettquotes]

[...] "Being busy takes your mind off things, that's what I always say."

"Yes, Glenda, that's what you always say," said Juliet.

An inflection caught Glenda's ear, and worried her a little. "Do I always say that? When?"

"Every day when you come in and put your apron on, Glenda."

"Mother used to say that," said Glenda, and tried to shake the thought out of her head. "And she was right, of course! Hard work never hurt anybody!" And she tried to unthink the treacherous thought: except her.

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

#glenda sugarbean #juliet stollop #unseen academicals #discworld #terry pratchett #women #friendship #advice #wisdom #personal motto #hard work #never hurts #overworked #busy #mothers #daughters #except for her #like i always say

[running-on-narrativium]

Incorrect Discworld Quotes Part One

Vimes @ his squad during Guards! Guards!: “You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible, you’re all terrible.”

***

Drumknott: “I need some advice.”

Moist: “And you’re asking me?”

Drumknott: “I know. Frightening, isn't it?”

***

Adora Belle: “Are you two…dating?”

Nobby: “Yeah!”

Shine of the Rainbow: “Yes we are!”

Adora Belle: “Why?”

Nobby, slightly offended: “I happen to find Shine of the Rainbow very appealing.”

Adora Belle: “Oh, I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in her head.”

***

Carrot: “Hey. HEY!! Everyone stop arguing. Come on, hug it out. Hug it out!”

The Squad: *awkward and reluctant group hug*

Angua: “Alright, who just took my wallet?”

Nobby: “Sorry.”

***

Trev: “Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost in your life.”

Glenda: “It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back...”

Juliet: “And- oh wow! My childhood innocence! I knew I lost that somewhere.”

Nutt:”Mental stability! My old friend.”

Trev: “Mates, could you lighten up a little?”

***

Sally: “Shit!”

Vimes, who is trying not to swear as much bc of his son and has gone into full dad mode:“Language!”

Everyone: ???

Nobby: “Wait a sec, is no one else is gonna deal with the fact that Vimes just said "Language"?”

Vimes: “I know. It just slipped out.”

Angua, trying to focus on doing her job: “We need to find the culprit!”

Carrot, completely seriously: “And for gosh sake, watch your language.”

Vimes to himself: “That’s not going away any time soon…”

***

Lord Rust: “How dare you mock me in such a manner!”

Vimes: “Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests.”

***

Rincewind, after going on yet another life threatening adventure against his will: “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit? I feel like the maid, ‘I just cleaned up this mess, could you keep it clean for ten minutes? Please?’”

***

Juliet, after running into her trash fire of a family: “What's that word they use for like a weapon you make in jail? Like a knife?”

Nutt: “A shiv?”

Juliet: “I hope my dad and brothers get shivved.”

Juliet: “Just to scare ‘em. Scare ‘em good.”

Nutt, slightly disturbed: “That…that would do it, Miss Stollop…”

Juliet, darkly: “Scare ‘em right in the kidneys…”

***

William: “We hadn't pegged you as a party person."

Otto: “I'm not, but parties vith you and Sacrarissa are different."

William: “How so?”

Otto: "You know how you vant to just go and stand in a corner sometimes?"

Sacarissa: “Yes.”

Otto, bashfully: “You und Villiam are my corner.”

William and Sacarissa: “Awwww!”

Otto, blushing: “Ha ha…shut up…”

***

Fred: “Why are you wearing a dress?”

Nobby: “Because I look amazing!”

***

(Shine of the Rainbow and Nobby going on a zoo date)

Shine of the Rainbow, who’s never been to a zoo in her life: “What are they in for?”

Nobby, trying not to laugh: “It’s not a prison, luv.”

Shine of the Rainbow: “So they can go?”

Nobby: “Well, no…”

Shine of the Rainbow, pointing at a penguin: “I bet that one killed somebody!”

#mushrooms and snails: shine of the rainbow #vetinari’s terrier: vimes #call me jewels!: juliet #living not in vein: otto #the ol’ razzle dazzle: moist #the right hand man: drumknott

[discworldquotes]

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding, and was seldom seen.

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

#Discworld #Terry Pratchett #Unseen Academicals #Juliet #Juliet Stollop

[aeshnacyanea2000]

The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.

Terry Pratchett - Unseen Academicals

#Terry Pratchett #discworld quotes #GNU Terry Pratchett #Unseen Academicals #ideas #Glenda Sugarbean #Juliet Stollop