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rmspeltzfarm · 7 months
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Combining Beans
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blowery · 2 months
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Time to harvest the corn.
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ladysnowangel · 11 months
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Harvesting Wheat
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germsiren · 10 months
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i forgot i was obsessed with john deere tractors when i was like 3-6 years old. (strange child brought to john deere seller, cries when she sits in one)
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thechildrensmuseum · 2 years
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It’s that time of year!
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johndeerecombine · 11 days
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Unveiling the Fendt Combine Harvester: A Rivalry with John Deere
In the world of agriculture, the battle between machinery giants is often as fierce as the toil of the fields themselves. One such clash is between Fendt and John Deere, two renowned names in agricultural technology. At the heart of this rivalry are their flagship products: the Fendt Combine Harvester and the John Deere Combine. Fendt combines are celebrated for their exceptional efficiency, thanks to their advanced technology and precision engineering. John Deere combines have long been synonymous with reliability and durability.
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vdsocialnetwork · 3 months
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John Deere Tractor 🚜 VS Standard TSC 513 Combine Harvester || #harvest #...
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artsy-book · 9 months
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harvest time ^-^
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jctracks · 9 months
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The Evolution and Advantages of Rubber Crawler Tracks
In the ever-evolving world of heavy machinery and construction equipment, rubber crawler tracks have emerged as a versatile and advantageous solution. From their humble beginnings as a means to reduce ground pressure, they have evolved into a cornerstone technology that offers benefits across various industries.
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woldinc · 10 months
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thedarthray · 1 year
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Matchbox - Farm Collection by Darth Ray Via Flickr: Matchbox - Farm Collection * Class Combine Harvester (1967) * Blue: Ford Tractor (1967) & Hay Trailer (1967) * Green: John Deere-Lanz Tractor (1964) & John Deere Tipping Trailer (1964) * Combine Harvester (1978) & Stake Truck (1967)
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pdfservicemanuals · 1 year
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John Deere 9560 STS 9660 STS 9760 STS 9860 STS Combine Service Technical Manual TM2181
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estesconcavesxpr · 2 years
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The combine is the crucial part of the harvester. It is performing the role of separating the seeds from the crop. This process is known as threshing. The second process is the removal of the seeds from the chaff. It is known as winnowing. So, the quality of the end harvested crop is dependent upon the combine concave that is operating. The John Deere combine, thus, performs the three crucial processes of reaping the crops, threshing as well as winnowing.
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wizard-email · 1 year
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I don't want to add god's longest addition to the would you survive an apocalypse?' poll, but I do actually have an absolutely fallproof plan for the zombie apocalypse. It doesn’t matter what kind of zombies there are & it has exactly (2) steps:
1. Drive to the nearest National Trust proparty
2. win
This is the result of a very lengthy (and completely serious) discussion with my sister so let me break it down for you.
Benefit 1: EVERYTHING'S THERE
For those of you who don't live in the UK (or don't have parents with exactly 1 idea for a family trip ever), all National Trust proparties are broadly speaking exactly the same.
There's a big rich person's house & the courtyard is always converted into a little picnic area containing a combination gift shop/booking desk; a cafe and a secondhand bookshop. The gift shop has like a 60% chances to contain basic gardening tools and a little section for seeds & bulbs.
I won't list their standardised cafe menu (that I do in fact have memorised), but it's pretty good & more importantly most of it is made or at least finished on site. If they rationed, a small group could live off National Trust cornish pasties, scones & gift shop fudge for a month or two I think <3
Here's a list of things that are might be there but aren't 100% guaranteed:
- Kitchen garden
- Fish pond
- Livestock (usually chickens, sometimes pigs or bees)
- Medieval armour (fuck ya'll with guns but I would take a pike over having to worry about ammunition any day)
- Horses and functioning stable
- Forests cultivated for the purpose of deer hunting
John McRichman's gun/archery collection
- Lake
Benefit 2: FUCKING!! CASTLE!!
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??? Where do I start???
1. These things are so easy to defend it's laughable.
I'm sure we all know about spiral staircases being designed to maximise cover for a right handed person during sieges but it's more than that ??? 18th century rich people loved to make their estates look as big, impressive & isolated as possible & they did this by surrounded their houses on all sides with several hundred metres of flat, open grass with thick trees on the edges to block out the horizon.
- Nothing can see you
- No loud noises will be within earshot of anything close to civilisation
- Any zombies that DO somehow show up can be picked off at a distance whether they know how to run or not
- Litterally there are so many little towers & secret rooms & shit how do you even manage to fuck up enough to die here like I would actually be impressed
- ALSO the edge of the estate is usually also walled off and/or fenced & gated, so there's no chance of anything wandering in by accident
2. All the older infrastructure is designed pre-electricity so you'll still be able to have a shower when the power grid inevitably explodes or something
3. You get to sleep in one of those huge 4-poster beds with all the fun embroidery and silk pillows
4. Idk the massive lawn can be converted into a farm if the apocalypse goes on long enough
Genuinely I think my quality of life would actually improve?? and that's just with what's already there - if there was time to pick up some supplies beforehand me & my buddies would just be hanging out. literally what apocalypse im eating scones xoxo
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inbabylontheywept · 11 months
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"The reaper had a scythe. I have a combine harvester."
Arlach tapped his fingers nervously. He’d have gladly given up his life for the liberation of his people. A combine harvester (even a deluxe AI driven model) was a pittance compared to that. Still, he didn’t really understand what he was hearing.
“I uh… heard you’re hooking up my strawberry picker to an air defense cannon?”
The human technician assembling the gun held up a hand, finishing up some last tweaking of the wire harness. He touched two wires together carefully and swore when a shower of sparks shot out of the contact.
Set back, but not defeated, the man paused his task to answer the farmer’s question.
“See, you’re looking at this wrong. It’s an AI harvester, and it works great for strawberries, but machines don’t really see ‘strawberries’. They rate strawberry-ness. There’s a lot of ways to manage that, but it looks for a generally pointed shape, some seeds, and that nice red color. So your run of the mill strawberry generally receives an almost perfect strawberry-ness score, but something like this-”
His hands dug through all the pockets of his work suit before they finally found their target. He fished out what had been a standard ferroslug before it was painted bright red and smattered with a handful of black dots. He took a moment to admire it himself before tossing it to the farmer and continuing.
“Well, it’s not a strawberry, but it scores as one. Well enough that the machine gets positive feedback from its alignment unit every time it puts one of these babies where it's supposed to go.”
Arlach stared at him blankly.
“So what, you’re convincing it to fill a cargo container up with painted bullets?”
The technician grinned.
“There's no a limit to how fast it's allowed to fill that container up. At no point did the alignment protocol even consider that it'd be capable of throwing a 'strawberry' at mach nine. And the cargohold is important, but the rocket its attached to is more so. You know what looks a lot like a surface to orbit rocket?"
Arlach’s brain clicked.
“The hypersonic missiles they've been throwing at us.”
The grin widened. Arlach himself felt slightly awed to have found the connection.
“Will it work?”
The human nodded.
“It’s damn near the only thing that can. To shoot down something going that fast, that low, you either need a dummy missile that can brute force outrun it, or enough computing power to hack a station. The alliance is too chickenshit to send over their actual military AI's, but these myopic-type digibrains are supposed to be safe for civilian use because the idea of convincing your tractor that a bullet is a strawberry and a WMD is a cargo loader was a little too creative for the morons over at John Deere Galactic. And if that digibrain just so happens to function near the exoflop level, they're going to have a hard time sneaking anything larger than a bee through this airspace.”
The alien’s hands went over its crest as its mind reeled.
“They're not the only ones who would never think of this. It's brilliant. I never would've considered it.”
The tech shrugged good naturedly and went back to retrieve the two ends of wire that he’d dropped earlier.
“Eh, it's not coming from nowhere. There’s something of a human tradition about using farm equipment for war. I'm just lucky to be part of the next evolution in this. The reaper himself only used a scythe. Now I get to use a combine harvester.”
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sehtoast · 6 months
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Indulge Me (Homelander x Reader Powerswap!au Smut)
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18+ | 1.5k words | Pure smut, gender neutral reader, oral sex, lazy blowjob, ball sucking, rimming, begging, overstimulation, come eating, HL!reader, oral fixation | Fic Directory
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This is your favorite.
He really was so perfect for you. Indulging this little need of yours, head tipped back on the couch, warm breaths escaping between his parted lips.  
Your head rests in his lap while his fingers thread through your hair.  It’s how he grounds himself.  You know he enjoys this, too.  This little… fixation of yours.
You lost track a while ago of how long you’ve been like this.  Head turned toward his body as you suckle the head of his limp cock, tongue teasing his foreskin.  You can’t recall how many loads you’ve swallowed, but you know he’s dazed and you’re in heaven.
Your own arousal has long since drenched your underwear, but you’ll take care of that eventually.  
You roll your tongue lazily over the head, drool spilling down your cheek landing in a dark patch on his pants.  He tastes so good, so sweet, and he’s all yours.  You roll closer to him, letting his soft cock slip further back your tongue. 
The goal was never quite to get him off, but rather to satisfy that little oral fixation of yours. He’d discovered it fairly early on in your relationship.  A thumb pressed to your lower lip after a kiss, the digit sucked into your mouth, your eyes glazing over.
John had looked like a deer in headlights, but he went along with it.  Pushed and pulled his thumb in and out, soft sighs escaping from him as he imagined how that tongue would feel on his cock.
He took your hand back then.  Guided it into his pants, under his cute little briefs, let you grasp and stroke him while you laved over his finger.  He ended up lightheaded and had to sit.  That was when you, filthy little thing you are, traded his finger for his cock.  
You held him in your mouth until your chest was soaked in a slick combination of come and slobber.  Even then, you didn’t want to let off.
You feel him grow against your tongue, twitching again after his refractory period passed.  He uses his grip in your hair to rock your head gently.  
You don’t care.  As long as you get what you want.
He pushes until the tip is at your tongue and you wrap your lips around him, sucking gently.  Can’t be too careless, can’t hurt him.  But you have to have him.
He looks down at you with glassy eyes and red cheeks. His chest heaves, he chews his lip, lets his hands roam.
“Mmm, god, what’d I ever do to deserve you?” He moans.  “That’s so– oh, fuck…”
His cock twitches and you roll to swallow more of him.  Your tongue travels lazily along the length.  You angle your head to catch the bump of the vein that runs on the underside and his hips jerk.
“Hnngh,” he gasps.  He’s sensitive, damn near overstimulated.  His eyes travel to the window of your penthouse, basking in the beautiful blue sky as you work his cock– but not for too long.  
The sight of you is far more gorgeous.
You shift, releasing him to prop yourself on your elbow.
“Pants off,” you tell him.
Without a second of hesitation, he pushes them down to his knees.
“Lay back.”
Once again, John does as you say, kicking his garments away and splaying his legs wide.
Your face is buried against him almost immediately, though this time you take one of his balls in your mouth.  You hold it gently, tongue swiping over it in meticulously slow strokes.  You taste the salt of his sweat and a flavor that is uniquely his.
You can feel him start stroking himself, his skin moving along with the more aggressive tugs.
He’s a moaning mess above you, but he knows not to come.
Not until your mouth is back around him and he can be savored.
His heel digs into your back and he arches up, pressing his sack against your mouth.  He feels your drool slowly dribble down his balls, over his perineum, a small trail painting over his hole.
“Ah, might be a, uh, a weird ask,” he shudders, “your spit feels r-really good when it goes… down there, uh… C-Can you uhm, you know… drool… more?”
You look up at him with a twinkle of amusement in your spaced out eyes. You suck off of his sack with a wet pop, grabbing both of his thighs to push him so that his ass is exposed entirely to you. 
“H-Hey!” 
You press his thighs to his chest, kneeling before him.  You can see the realization in his eyes and it stirs something playful in you.  You drop a heaping glob of saliva on his hole before diving in, tongue swirling around the tight muscle.  There’s more of an effort here than what you’d been doing before.
He deserves a treat for being so good for you for so long.  
Your sweet little Johnny.
He keens below you, hands swatting below his rear to seek any part of you he could grab.  Somehow he manages a handful of your cape.
You press your tongue flat against his rim, holding it there to warm him.  Your hands move to knead his rear, the globes of his flesh so soft and malleable in your palms.  
His whines and whimpers are so sweet, but your name flying off his tongue is by far the most delicious part of it all.  He practically screams it when you pierce that tight ring of muscle, tongue wriggling inside.
How fucking amazing to know he was all yours.  You could take him apart at your leisure, in any way you want, and he’d always beg for more.
Just like now.
“Ah, please! Please– fuck! Fuck!”
Your little birdie loves to sing for you.
“Oh, god, fuck, can– can I t-touch mys– AH!” He cried out as you pushed your tongue further, slipping out to suck hard on his perineum.  “Please, please, oh fuck, please!!” 
Your hand slipped around his waist to grasp his cock, squeezing just enough to make his whole body jump.  You drag your fist over the length of him torturously slow as you tongue fuck him.
He weeps, begging and pleading.
Through his tears, he tells you how close he is.  You angle his body, pointing the tip of his cock right at his mouth.
“Catch it,” you tell him, “but don’t swallow it.”
He nods like the desperate slut he is.  Needy for you, needy for all that you’ll give him, starved until he can have it.
You drag your tongue from hole to sack, suckling his flesh and jerking him in three hard pumps that leave him howling an open mouthed moan, ropes of his come painting his face and tongue.  You trail back to his hole and dip your tongue inside to feel every pulsation of his glorious release.
He feels his body drop and your tongue is upon his face in a fraction of a second, licking him clean.
He’s pretty sure it’s in his hair, too, but he can’t possibly care about that.  Not when your tongue delves between his parted lips to lick everywhere you can possibly reach, desperate for more of his taste.  
You’re like an animal starved for something only he can provide. 
You press him against the couch, tasting your little pet, savoring his sounds and how they echo inside of you.
He’s so fragile looking when you pull away. He’s been undone and put back together over and over again.  So good, so perfect for you.
All for you.
“Good boy, Johnny.” You purr into the shell of his ear.  
He arches against you.
“You’re gonna take such good care of me now, right?”
He nods eagerly, nearly rising from the couch if not for your overwhelming strength keeping him in place.
Your hands slip under the hem of his sweater, pushing it up to reveal his nipples.  You lean down to tongue over one, fingers finding the other.
“That delicious cock of yours is gonna be ready for me soon, right?” You murmur against his chest. You relish the feeling of his hands in your hair, gripping and tugging.
The thought of more damn near scares him.  He’s not sure if he’s got anything left; he might end up shooting dry.  Would you be upset that you didn’t get your little treat if that’s all he had?
“You’re gonna fuck me and take such good care of me, baby. I know it.” 
You suck his rosy bud into your mouth, smirking at his weak moans.
“My sweet little Johnny…”
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