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augustrambles · 1 year

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since u said you want some requests im gonna give u a lot more 😭😭sorry if this seems like spamming i rlly dont mean to be disrespectful or make u overwhelmed but i have lots of ideas hshsjs

i wanna request

kyle x fem reader who likes to slap his ass randomly, A LOT 🗣️🗣️‼️and make the reader on the more dominant side maybee

like they could just be walking and all of a sudden reader's just like

🍑🫲 KAPOWW

and kyle turns into a blushing mess kdhdkshsjs

ok thanks for reading🏃‍♀️

i like ur blog and i might request more in the future so i guess imma give myself an anon name

- 🍑🫲

(ass slap)

a/n: i love how ur worried ab being disrespectful like no hon i have a degrading fetish

kyle broflovski x domfem reader [college au]

warnings: sheher pronouns, not full on nsfw

KYLE BROFLOVSLKI

i'd imagine him cooking, doing whatever, and then out of nowhere you slap his ass.

you go inside the kitchen to get water, and then you just slap his butt and he's just.. "what"

he'd totally side eye you.. HELP THATS SO FUNNY TO THINK

"hey darlin," slap "keep up the good work. love ur cooking btw."

"what did u just.. yk what just go back to ur room."

HE FINDS IT HILARIOUS THOUGH

except if you do it in public. that is a huge no-no. if you do it in public he will CRY

not cry but he would cover his face in embarrassment and when yall get home..

prepare for the scolding of ur life dude. he does not mess with public embarrassment

i'd imagine you're just grabbing his ass in public and then slap it, everyone in the room hearing, and he would slap you back.

"you dirty hoe wait til we get home" he would totally whisper and ur sad cuz u made kyle upset

he wouldnt talk to u in days bro. he'd be so embarrassed even if it was somewhere with people he will never see again in his life

"[NAME] WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??" he'd scream

but he doesnt mind if its at home, aint the biggest fan of it but its acceptable to him

he just likes you complimenting him so if ur gonna slap his ass compliment it.

he will act angry but he lowkey likes it. "damn, i do lowkey have a good ass"

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pessimisticfvck · 2 years

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Get your shit together. Its embarrassing how an adults only activities are getting drunk and fucking every guy that comes across her like a cheap whore. Stop complaining over how mentally ill you are when its your own fault that you’re getting nowhere. Waste of space.

LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS😭

u really out here assuming i’m fucking guys left and right?💀 i definitely don’t do that, not my cup of tea

and u know, being a so called “whore” should mean i’m getting paid for sexual activities, which i am not, so think about that lol, haven’t been with anyone sexually since like march so ya know back off maybe?

im literally trying my best to survive rn and working on myself while waiting for therapy (cbt), spending time with family and friends- alcohol and no alcohol involved. practicing driving almost everyday, reading books for hours every damn day, having multiple phone calls each week with the psychiatry and insurance company. you don’t know shit about me besides the few things i post on my blog, and it seems like you only focus on those times im feeling sad or going through some shit or having a good time with my friends when im sometimes drunk and posting about it. targeting that “bad” shit is so disrespectful you know?

i hope your mom is proud of such an angel she’s raised✨

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