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HIII omg i love ur page, its so beautiful to look at sobs AND YOUR WRITING?? 100/10, love it.

if its okay, i wanted to req kyle walking in on the reader uHHHH.. touching- either that or theyre roomates or wtv and he hears them moan his name and he's like "oh??"

let's b honest his face would def match his hair LMAOO anyway yea, take ur time with it bb i just can't stop thinking ab this scenario and need someone to put it into words for me 😭😭!1!! that's it, take care < 3

-🔪 anon (i think no one uses this one?? so im claiming)

WELCOME 🔪 ANON!! so nice to have you love, thank u!! i spent a little too much time on my page.... so thank you for complimenting it! i ♡ this trope thank u. my first post after coming back <3 GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAIN!! AUGUSTS BACK, TELL A FRIEND!!

kyle broflovski x reader [college roomates au]

warnings: nsfw, no sub/dom, masturbation(obvi) , getting caught!!

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

kyle was writing an essay in his room, doodling on the page over and over as his concentration started to fade by the second. he could barely take it anymore, he was so desperate thinking about your smile, your laugh, and your frown, the way you yelled at people when you got mad. everything about you.. was so.. he sighed and let himself rest, throwing his head back he sighed, almost as if a sigh in dissapointment in himself for falling into his desires so easily. either way, he pushes the feeling aside as he begins to pull down his sweatpants, like he had done shamely, many times before.

you were out with your friends anyone, it's not as if he could get caught anyway, so what's the harm? (haha! jinxed!) his sweatpants, along with his underwear, now fell to the ground as he fisted himself, imagining you, imagining every "good morning" or "good night" you told him, you yourself.. was so perfect. the more his thoughts entered his mind, the more filthy he felt, the more he felt like a pervert. he was so busy beating himself to you that he didn't even notice you entering the house. either you'd come home early, or.. he lost track of time.. he jumped at the sound of his door opening and he rapidly put his underwear back on, though, to no use. "[name]! i- i can explain!" "oh honey.. i don't think there's a need to explain." you smirked as you turned his chair around so he would face you, you giggled as his flustered look. "do you want help, baby?" you said, and if he was in a better state of mind, he wouldve taken it as an insult, as if you were mocking him, but he was so desperate.. and that didn't change once you got on your knees. oh boy, this was going to be a long night..

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since u said you want some requests im gonna give u a lot more 😭😭sorry if this seems like spamming i rlly dont mean to be disrespectful or make u overwhelmed but i have lots of ideas hshsjs

i wanna request

kyle x fem reader who likes to slap his ass randomly, A LOT 🗣️🗣️‼️and make the reader on the more dominant side maybee

like they could just be walking and all of a sudden reader's just like

🍑🫲 KAPOWW

and kyle turns into a blushing mess kdhdkshsjs

ok thanks for reading🏃‍♀️

i like ur blog and i might request more in the future so i guess imma give myself an anon name

- 🍑🫲

(ass slap)

a/n: i love how ur worried ab being disrespectful like no hon i have a degrading fetish

kyle broflovski x domfem reader [college au]

warnings: sheher pronouns, not full on nsfw

KYLE BROFLOVSLKI

i'd imagine him cooking, doing whatever, and then out of nowhere you slap his ass.

you go inside the kitchen to get water, and then you just slap his butt and he's just.. "what"

he'd totally side eye you.. HELP THATS SO FUNNY TO THINK

"hey darlin," slap "keep up the good work. love ur cooking btw."

"what did u just.. yk what just go back to ur room."

HE FINDS IT HILARIOUS THOUGH

except if you do it in public. that is a huge no-no. if you do it in public he will CRY

not cry but he would cover his face in embarrassment and when yall get home..

prepare for the scolding of ur life dude. he does not mess with public embarrassment

i'd imagine you're just grabbing his ass in public and then slap it, everyone in the room hearing, and he would slap you back.

"you dirty hoe wait til we get home" he would totally whisper and ur sad cuz u made kyle upset

he wouldnt talk to u in days bro. he'd be so embarrassed even if it was somewhere with people he will never see again in his life

"[NAME] WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??" he'd scream

but he doesnt mind if its at home, aint the biggest fan of it but its acceptable to him

he just likes you complimenting him so if ur gonna slap his ass compliment it.

he will act angry but he lowkey likes it. "damn, i do lowkey have a good ass"

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choose your adventure . gn! reader

[south park dating sim]

this occurs in HIGH SCHOOL. i do not write for 4th graders.

❝ LOVE IS WAR ❞ . . . loading

insert name here: ____________

you have chosen the name "new kid", is that correct?

yes | no

you have chosen the name "new kid" you can change this in settings in any point of the game

WARNING . . this game is written by a author who's fucked up in the head, and can't focus! please proceed with caution

[they/them pronouns will be used for the reader]

south park is a land of cold, your parents moved here a few weeks ago, and now you have to go to a new school. the whole situation was quite blurry, you've always had memory issues so remembering stuff has always been a hard task for you. due to this, you don't remember exactly why your parents moved here, or your past school. you remember some of your friends of course, but nobody really liked you at your past school, so in the end you are bound to forget everyone at some point.

waking up is such a pain, you thought to yourself as your phone rang, signaling how it was the first day of school for you. you felt nervous, a new year's party must've been happening in your stomach, because you could not calm down no matter what. of course, you didn't show this in your face. it was neutral, as it normally was, emotions weren't your strong suit.

well, PHYSICAL emotions anyway, obviously you felt emotions, you aren't some kind of mysterious main character. at least, not in someone else's point of view. you stood up as your vision blurred and you fell, clearly meaning you had woken up a bit too fast. so now your head was spinning. ow, you complained in your thoughts.

you got back up, and went to your wardrobe. you could really care less for your sense of fashion so you put on the first thing you saw and left. you now opened the door and started to walk downstairs, cracking your neck as you saw your father, taking care of your little brother. "good morning [name]!" he said to you.

"hey dad, hey charlie" you waved to your brother and dad, starting to make your breakfast. "mom's at work, i guess?" you asked, he let out a muffled yes as he started to feed your brother once again. you sat down at the table, starting to eat as your dad complained because your brother threw up on him and laughed. you let out a small chuckle, and began eating again.

"cmon kiddo, this is the third time!" he rolled his eyes, exhausted as charlie just laughed at him. he went to go and clean his clothes and left charlie with you. charlie then out of nowhere, hugged you. "huh?" you were confused, and then charlie started to eat your food, you just sat there, watching your brother eat your food. "oh"

your dad entered the room, laughing at the site. "seems like the little guy wanted your food instead." he said, resting his arms on top of the chair you were sitting on. "im glad he's eating at least" he said, your brother now finishing your food, and then going to your dad, yelling "up! up!"

so, you just sat there, looking at the plate who was now clean. resisting the urge to throw your brother.

"hey buddy, your school bus is coming soon, right?" your father asked. you looked at your phone, "yeah, im gonna go now" you stood up from your chair, getting your bag which was on the couch and placing it on your back. "bye kiddo! have a good day!" he said as your brother yelled "bye bye" to you.

you unlocked the door, going outside and closing it, you stepped on the cold snow, your boots being there so you wouldnt feel it, the bus stop was a few inches from your house.

walking to it, you realized there was a blonde boy there who seemed to be your age, you COULD use this as an opportunity to make a friend. what should you do?

[A] say hello, and try to be his friend

[B] go to the next bus stop

[C] go to the bus stop and say nothing

in this game, you have gems.

you obtain gems by getting friends, and you use them to make special choices!

every friend you make, you get gems. depending on who it is, you can get 2, 3, 4 or 5 gems. it all depends on their role in the show, main character, second main character, side character or background character.

currently you have 0 gems! congrats

to vote for the option you want, you have to write me through an ask, can be anonymous or not! just simply say "A", "B", or "C"

the more votes, the better! so make sure to vote!

i'd also love to hear ideas and suggestions so i can feature them here in this story! so dont be afraid to tell me those either!

bye now, until the next episode of this story!

- august

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DAY 2, TWEEK TWEAK, fluff alphabet

Requested

A -> Affection; how they like to show their love.

tweek shows his love by gifts. if its coffee or handmade drawings which usually turn out as if they were drawn by a two year old, but im sure you still love them. while he freaks out in case you dont like one of his gifts or you're getting sick of them, your smile makes it all worth it

B -> Beauty; what do they especially admire about you?

confidence, even if its not about yourself, just you hugging him tightly in public without being ashamed just gives him butterflies, the slightest amount of confidence makes him smile.

C -> Cuddles; how they like to cuddle you.

little spoon. i dont make the rules, he loves when you spoon him, its just something about you hugging him from behind that makes him smile, he luvs it

D -> Dancing; their favourite place to dance with you.

home, he doesnt dance much, but if you ever ask him to dance, he'd say yes. so at home isnt his favourite place, just his preferred place, again he doesnt like to dance much

E -> Excitement; do they get excited with you about things?

yes, sometimes, he gets excited and nervous at the same time if you guys have a date the day after or if you guys are going to meet the others parents, he gets excited just thinking hes going to see you the next day!

F -> First Date; your first date together.

i feel like it would be a movie date, at your house, watching a horror movie and then cuddling together would be your first date with tweek. eating popcorn while hugging eachother wrapped around in one of tweek's blankets

G -> Goals; i have no idea for G, im sorry

H -> Honesty; how open are they with you?

very! depending of course, if he'll get in trouble for telling you something, he'd get a bit nervous before saying it, but at some point he would tell you, beside that, he tells you everything

I -> I Love You; do they say it a lot? did they say it first?

you defs say it first, this man needs a lot of reassurance on saying "i love you" in the first few weeks. he thinks that you'll think he's being too rushed or whatever, but after he feels like he can say ily without being judged, he says it quite frequently especially in hello's and goodbye's

J -> Jealousy; do they get jealous?

yep, he doesnt get really mad neither does he get really sad, just insecure about himself, but a little bit of reassurance can make him get all better!!

K -> Kiss; their favourite place to kiss you.

not much of a kisser, but probably on the lips, he likes giving you little pecks as a goodbye kiss, gets really blushy and just.. butterflies.

L -> Little Spoon; who’s the little spoon?

gee i wonder

M -> Melody; what’s your song together?

i/me/myself by will wood , you'd introduce him to the song and he LOVES it! so now one of you guys can just be hearing it and go "hey thats our song"

N -> Nicknames; do they use nicknames for you?

not much, probably basic nicknames though or just a version of your name. usually just calls you by your name though

O -> Open Book; how hard was it to get to know them?

depends on what. he talks about his feelings and emotions so if its about that he's pretty open, has his flaws here and there but you know. if its about something personal that happened like a traumatic event, he'd take a longer time to open up about it.

P -> PDA; how affectionate they are in public.

holding hands and thats all he can do, key word: he. he allows you to give him kisses or hugs but he wont start them, too much pressure, pun intended

Q -> Quirk: a loveable trait of theirs.

how much he worries over you even if you're safe

R -> Romance; how romantic are they?

in the middle, he isnt too romantic like asking you on dates frequently but neither is he not romantic, to where he doensnt do much.

S -> Secrets; do they keep secrets from you?

again, like in O, he keeps secrets depending in the subject. at some point he'll tell you though

T -> Thrill; do they like to keep the relationship new and exciting?

not really, the relationship just moves on, it doesnt get boring because, this is south park.. nothing gets boring. but you and his relationship is full of love and you both believe it'll stay like that

U -> Understanding; how they comfort/support when you’re upset or anxious.

not the best comforter, but does try to stay calm himself when comforting others and especially you!! lots of hugs and affection

V -> Vexed; how easily they lose their temper.

he doesnt get mad over small things, (he does im in denial) but if he ever does he takes it out on other things like boxing, while maybe he could yell at you for things, ofc w a well done apology later, he wont insult you or take it too far. probs just "WHY DID YOU DO THAT??" and pulls his hair out twitching

W -> Weakness; what’s their weakness when it comes to you?

"tweek, calm down, i'm here for you, alright?" basically, comforting.

X -> Xtra; random hc about them.

hes a pain to sleep with (not in that way you sick perverts), he either hogs the blanket or kicks you, its a win for heavy sleepers

Y -> Years to Come; how they imagine your future together.

i dont ger this???, he images marriage then kids what else i dont think he creates fake scenarios to arms tonite by mother mother imagining him in the afterlife while you're crying over him and you and his 2year old kid repeating "wheres papa" while he tries to escape the after life and after that the song ends and francis forever plays and hes saying "i dont know what to do without you"

what im basically saying he creates fake scenarios of future hypothetical events that might happen but he wants to marry you basically

what kind of self insert is this

Z -> Zzz; how they are when they sleep.

like i said in X, hes a blanket hog and kicks in his sleep, you have to put him down for him to stay still

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Yk I’ve realized Kyle is like the perfect mix of black cat bf and golden retriever bf!!

Can we get some headcannons on it plz :)

a/n: I LOVE THIS HC OH MY GOODNESS. i know its like what d animal they are but these are hcs of if u got a black cat and raised it

kyle headcanons

these are his two moods like these are his two emotions i swear

actual emotions? no. black cat.

u guys would totally get a black cat

he would prefer adopting a cat than having children

i mean he would do it if u rlly wanted but he loves the idea of u two, spouses, and raising a cat

he loves playing w the cat

he'd name it something silly and then u have to come and try to make him change his mind

cuz "King Micheal IV" is not something you should name a cat

in ur eyes at least..

when he finishes his hw/studies he 100% plays tag with the cat or stays on the bed giving it belly rubs

he plays w the cat a lot especially if you arent there with him

since he didnt have much pets as a child he has to learn what to do searching

he doesnt mind though, he loves searching ab cats :)

its a big interest of his

HE WOULD SEND CAT MEMES I PROMISE

he would have a whole album just for cat pics and cat memes

"do not the cat"

he loves his cat meow meow

not as much as he loves you though

he'd laugh at you if you got jealous of his cat

he considers you the cat's parent!!

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IM CRYING PHONE DESTROYE4 IS HILARIOUS

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what color is tweek

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bye i havent updated in ages im so sorry oh my gosh

my south park hyperfixation went byebye!! i still am interested in it and im writing but i dont the same motivation ughhh

i amf writing pls guys im so sorryyy i love yall sm ty for being so patient w me sobbing

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can we agree put it down is actually such a good song

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im gonna be honest

my favorite trope is streamer AUs

either if its reader being another streamer, the streamer's roomates who the streamer's viewers love, or the streamer's biggest fan.

ive seen so many streamers aus and i love them all and i CANNOT STOP thinking of streamer stan w reader being his biggest fan and sends him like 10 dollars and hes like 😱

"i- damn [insert ur user], thx for the donation!!"

AND WHEN THERE'S SCENES THAT SHOWS WHAT THE CHAT IS SAYING OHH I LOVE THAT

eric997cartman: LMFAO SIMP

LIKE I ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SEEING THOSE

i remember forcing myself to read wattpad stories of DSMP or corpsehusband just so i could see the streamer au and be happy cuz there wasnt any ys or dr ones

i do remember seeing a mha one, but im no longer in mha because of the fandom n the episodes js sucked. it was only good in 2020 and 2021, even 2022 a lil bit. but 2021-2020 ws my danganronpa phase.

oh danganronpa.

i promise you if you told me in 2020 that i would forget a character's name i wouldve laughed in your face, i still love danganronpa just not as obsessed as i was before

i mean now i have south park

i think in the future ill probably laugh at my south park interest rn LMAO id be bullying myself

i still bully my quarantine phase, but i ws srs going insane in quarantine tbh, developed severe anxiety i was pulling my hair out and doing unmentionable things for attention

tbh i still do #HPD

but of course nothing i'd get cancelled over i hope.. either way i was not in the right state at those moments so i dont really care

ive changed a lot either way lmfao, i used to say nya.

i have a screenshot of me and my ex-gf talking in 2020 and i used "uwu, nya" all that and it makes me cringe so hard.

my ex gf ws so mean tho, her name was savannah, she was 2 yrs older than me, i remember i had a boy best friend named jacob and he had a bf whos name ws i forgot so lets call him axel

and turns out savannah was dating axel behind my back n then axel SHOWED jacob ss's of him cheating on him like broo😭😭 proud for coming clean ig but dude.....

i met them on a roblox cafe so that makes sense

thank you for listening to me rant i love you

anyway yes im writing😓😓

i just havent found the right ideas to get me the lil boost i use to write everything

i recommend requesting⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥

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does anyone here like yandere simulator

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DUDE THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!! i started this blog just to ramble and im glad i found my peoplw😓😓 im not gonna lie, ive advanced super fast compared to what i normally see in blogs so THANK YOU<33

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DUDE. I FOUND ONE OF THESE WRITERS I LOVE AND I SAW THWIR INTEO AND IM ONE OF TBEIR FAVORITE WRTIERS THIS IS AMAZING I FEEL AMAZINT UAWKSKSN

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